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Author has written 4 stories for Metalocalypse.

I'm a guitarist. I love writing yaoi fics and write more than i publish. A lot of my South Park stuff is pretty old and when I read back over them now, I'm like: "wtf was I thinking? This sucks."

I'm pretty obsessed with Metalocalypse now, and dislike stories with other people's original characters in them. I know, I write that kind of thing too, but I don't publish them.

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Cut The Rose by ArkadyRose reviews
Hawke executed Anders following the destruction of the Chantry... but Anders did not die. Pursued by Hawke & Fenris, he finds it is not so easy to throw off a wrathful spirit - even beyond death...
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,690 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Metal Flavored Drabbles by BradenIsMyMonkey reviews
Collection of drabbles, ficlets, and any oneshots I write that are under 1,000 words. Updates whenever I write something. Rating might got up at one point. Individual warnings, pairings and ratings listed before each work.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011
Eyes in the Dark by Nejiiro Neko reviews
Another Kmeme fill. Fenris gets turned into a kitten and is given to Anders. But there's a twist. Ser Pounce-a-Lot is back with Anders and getts to teach Fenris the ways of a cat. The story is told in Pounce's POV! Implied Fenders.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,793 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
I'll Keep a Candle Lit by Contort reviews
She thought of him as almost a son, but if that were true, then she was the worst mother in history. Wynne and Anders in the Circle tower.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,176 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Wynne, Anders
All You Need is Love by the1andonlyofo reviews
The band at least most of it shows their support for Toki and Skwisgaar. The final installment of the Beatles/ Metalocalypse songfic series.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
That Feline Beat by littleblackdog reviews
Transformed by an unexpected spell, Fenris finds himself frighteningly helpless, unable to communicate the nature of his plight. Anders is just tickled pink to have a kitty again. Sort of Fenris/Anders, but not quite; possibly more angst than you expect
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,257 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Drabble Collection by murderofonerose reviews
A series of Metalocalypse drabbles. Lots of slash or slash-if-you-squint, mostly either Nathan and Charles or Skwisgaar and Toki right now. Each drabble is stand-alone.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010
Sweet Child O' Mine by Kanskje the Titanium Bovine reviews
Pickles wrote a song about a girl when he was young. She's gone now, though, and the words are for Toki alone. teen!Pickles/OC; Pickles/Toki
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Pickles, Toki W. - Complete
Snowballs by Kanskje the Titanium Bovine reviews
The first snow of winter leads to the first snow-fight of winter, and ultimately to the first annoying act of winter.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Pickles, Toki W. - Complete
Unacquitted Love by L.R.T reviews
Skwisgaar gets the wrong idea when Nathan and Toki decide to write a song together. One-shot. SkwisgaarxToki. Blood. Rating based vaguely on Adult Swim's 14 standard.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Published: 1/22/2010 - [Skwisgaar S., Toki W.] Nathan E. - Complete
Silent Night by Dragonangelx003 reviews
What happens when Toki buys a copy of Silent Hill? Oneshot
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
DethSorrow by AbelValentine reviews
Skwisgaar comes between Charles and Pickles quite unexpectedly- how will Pickles plot his revenge? Meanwhile; after the death of his father, Toki turns to Nathan for normalcy...but will his constant companionship confuse the singer? N/T, P/C and S/C.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,891 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Skwisgaar S., C. F. Ofdensen
DethBullies by MildlyInsane reviews
Metalocalypse. Dethklok. While Toki and Skwisgaar attend a middle/high school together, Toki has to deal with some bullies. Skwisgaar is unaware of this, but might easily figure it out when he sees visible bruises on little Toki. Please review.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,674 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Bubble Gum by Miss Queen B reviews
Metalocalypse fic. Toki, Skwisgaar and a bowl full of bubble gum candy. My first dethklok and slash fic. Please Read and Review.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
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It's Not My Fault You're Suggestive reviews
Pickles shows Skwisgaar something he can hardly resist. Toki finds him the next morning at his wits end. Super slash warning. NSFW...you know. all that great wonderful stuff. Rated M
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
SemiCharmed Life reviews
Toki eavesdrops on Skwisgaar. Anger, fluffiness, and unmetal emotions ensue. Rated M only for language. Inspired by "Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind. c Brendon Small/Tommy Blacha Those lucky bastards
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
SkwisToki: Holiday reviews
Fueled by Green Day's song 'Holiday'. Just a fluffy kind of thing. Skwisgaar and Toki hang out at the beach and arguing ensues.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Skwisgaar's Blanket reviews
Set after the attack on mordhaus. Possibly Renovationklok or Tributeklok. Skwisgaar goes looking for his "famous" white throw. Where he finds it, will blow your mind...well unless you saw it coming. : Rated M for language.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Skwisgaar S. - Complete