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Joined 11-12-08, id: 1740165, Profile Updated: 05-22-12
Author has written 3 stories for Star Wars.

Hello to whoever might stumble upon this profile!

Whether you're here by accident or design, I welcome you!

If you have the stalkerish tendencies it takes to actually read other people's profiles (no offence, it is a natural thing, lack of curiosity is genetic malfunction in my eyes), well, if you have aforesaid (very natural) tendencies, here is a little information about me - all for you:

First of all I am from Germany. I frequently laugh about stupid Hitler-jokes or tell some myself (he's so embarrassingly ridiculous for a dictator and mass-murderer).

Secondly, I feel a sort of second-rate patriotism for Great Britain (first-rate is reserved to the country I was born). Reason for that is a pretty long stay over there when I was small, so that nowaydays I am bilingual and anglophilian.

Thirdly, my Mama is a bookseller. Oh, the joy of reading! Diving into worlds of compound design, stories far away from reality and yet so metaphorically relevant for everyday life... Even though I spend hours with my wee sweet netbook surfing the internet, what takes the most time? Reading fanfiction, of course!

Fourthly, I love knitting! It's meditating while at the same time being actually productive AND you can chat or watch TV right AT THE SAME TIME!! I'm not as good as my aunt yet though: knitting, reading, watching TV and listening to the radio simultanously. Or something like that.

Fifthly, I love the ABSURD! Give me stories where everyone else says "this must come from a very deranged mind" I will tell them "Also. I will proceed to read this with the utmost zeal to understand the writer's take on literal art"

HOW I love Ulrich Haarbürste's Novel of Roy Orbison in Clingfilm! HOW I enjoyed the weird paths of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series! HOW The Nine Lifes of Thomas Katz fascinate me!

Well, that's it for now.

Keep your towel close, may the Force be with you and be there always biscuits in your secret stash!

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A Study in Wedlock by mrs.forsyte reviews
Man is not supposed to live forever. For the sake of not being forgotten by posterity, Sherlock Holmes embarks on the most bizarre adventure of them all. But the price for immortality is high. Will fate pay or punish his presumption?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 98 - Words: 255,497 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Sherlock Holmes
Kita by Girlbender875 reviews
Master Yoda stumbles upon a very interesting surprise. And this very interesting surprise will soon become the most treasured thing in the Jedi Temple, living on for generations. R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,574 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 7/28/2008
Dispatch Box by sagredo reviews
Things not intended for publication. The sometimes weird, sometimes unfinished, and otherwise imperfect pieces from my documents folder. Ch 23: The chapter I wish I'd have had the foresight to post as chapter 22. Or, the chapter which lives up to the above summary possibly better than any other.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,877 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Never Too Late by KCS reviews
Drabble series continuation of A Messy Business, continuing the original prompt involving overprotective!parental!Sherlock and cold-catching!wee!John. Warning for kidfic and ghastly amounts of fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,215 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Understanding the Storm by Lizardbeth J reviews
Once, Frigga held him in her arms and refused to let him go. She still holds on, even when it breaks her heart to see what her son has become.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Loki - Complete
Christmas Interlude by KCS reviews
Technically an AU spin-off of A Messy Business and Never Too Late, mainly because timelines don't work to give tiny!John a first Christmas with Sherlock. Pretend AMB isn't set in September but rather December, and this is the result. Now complete.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,211 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
If I Fall, I'll Fall Apart by ellemarchen reviews
Let's go back to the facts and find where we're left at. – —Loki&Avengers, Slight!Tony/Loki, OOC, AU, Movie-verse?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,238 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Complete
The Christmas Hat by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
The suggestion gestates for a while, for John. But it wasn't like he set off searching for it...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Messy Business by KCS reviews
Story told through 221B drabble format, which I created for the ACD!Holmes fandom years ago. Written for LJ's Watson's Woes MiniWriMo. Kid!fic, so if that and fluff aren't your cup of tea feel free to skip this one.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,705 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Kiss and Make Up by wordybirdy reviews
Holmes's disguises alarm, allure and horrify in equal measure. Watson is left utterly confused.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
A Thin Line by bemj11 reviews
Before Sherlock Holmes and Watson, before Jones or Hopkins or Bradstreet, Inspectors Gregson and Lestrade worked at the Yard during a time when an honest police man found himself fighting crime not just in the city, but also within the Yard itself.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,696 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
Even heartless automatons can care sometimes by IreneNorton reviews
The aftermath of Watson's injury in The Three Garridebs.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Helix Trap by Croik reviews
After the inception proves too effective, Arthur is hired to a dangerous job which pits the team against each other in a battle for Robert Fischer's mind. Eames-Robert, Arthur-Ariadne, COMPLETE
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,205 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - R. Fischer Jr., Eames
Life Goes On by periwinkled reviews
2 years after the Fischer job. Sequelish to In Which Our Heroes Ride A Train. Eventually there will be boats. "I love you something fierce, you know," she mumbled into his back. "You're just saying that because I'm making phyllo." "Possibly."
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,458 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Awakening by HM Grayson reviews
"Arthur, is this a date or a job interview?" Ariadne still has a few questions once they arrive at the airport, job complete.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Snap! by paisleydice reviews
In which Arthur has a wonderful day, and Eames comes along just to spoil it. warning! here there be mild slash! rated T for Tom Hardy's foul mouth
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,992 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
If We Ever meet Again by ThisIsTrueImmortality reviews
The obvious answer was NO. So, naturally, my perverse human nature screamed out an unequivocal YES! It made the whole thing worse that it was Arthur-good, stable, dependable, sweetheart Arthur-holding out the proverbial apple.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Trouble Sleeping by inntrigue reviews
"He sits with Charles Dickens on his lap, a steaming mug of coffee by his side, his half-smoked cigarette glowing." Ariadne/Arthur, A/A. Inception one-shot.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
The Replacements by LithiumDoll reviews
"I'm going to kill them," Ariadne said flatly when the line finally picked up. "They're dead men. Yusuf's pretty confident he's planned the perfect murder and Saito's promised to cover the legal fees just in case."
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/23/2010 - D. Cobb - Complete
Five Times He Asked by Kore rising reviews
Arthur proposes to Ariadne in five different settings. Romantic fluff with a shade of angst and a pinch of humour.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Mistaken For Strangers by Metarie reviews
"I think there's a myth about a girl like you," he says, thoughtfully. "Oh really?" says Ariadne dryly. "I hadn't heard." Five ways Arthur and Ariadne didn't meet.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Neater That Way by The Book Thief reviews
Written for the Inception Kmeme: Bruce Wayne is richer than God. Saito wants to follow in his footsteps. Warnings: CRACK. Ridiculous internet jokes.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Saito - Complete
Gra'tua Bounty Hunter Kandosii! by The Real Shock Wave reviews
Follow the adventures of two Mandalorian mercenaries, a seductive Twi'lek con artist, a spice-addicted surgeon wanted by the law, a Gand mystic, an orphan from Coruscant's undercity, and a Corellian pilot trying to make their way in the universe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 200,027 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 4/21/2008
Ein teuflischer Plan by Loboscha reviews
Mein Name ist Ottilie Großmann und dies ist die Geschichte meines langgepflegten Geheimnisses. Eine Geschichte von Widersprüchen und Verwirrungen und von einem großen Glück.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - German - Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - H. Landa
One Day at A Time by Niemand5 reviews
A new DADA professor joins the Hogwarts staff and has to deal with classes, an angry Snape who wishes he had the DADA position himself, and family trouble arising from the past. An alternate 6th year, where not everything is as it seems. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 108,028 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 7/12/2005 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
From the Corner by coffeeonthepatio reviews
While Hermione, seeing her marriage is at a dead-end, moves back to her parents with Rose and Hugo, Snape finds he is no longer alone in his apothecary in Knockturn Alley - her name is Ophelia and she's four. And Ophelia's his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 164,403 - Reviews: 3891 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Acquittal by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Snape, known evil git, is teaching at Hogwarts again when Hermione, Gryffindor Princess and girlfriend of Ron Weasley, returns to finish her 7th year. Feeling alone, she seeks solace somewhere only one other person knows about. ::canon except epilogue.::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 191,467 - Reviews: 3367 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Woolly Addiction by wingnutdawn reviews
It was a reasonably normal day but Albus has gotten in his monthly supply of muggle magazines plus a new wizarding periodical called 'The wizarding home and Hearth' which has a feature that intrests him greatly. He just had to try some of the ideas...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Severus S., Albus D.
Pierce the Night by Shania Nowhere reviews
An odd young 1st year enters the Hogwarts school of magic and suddenly seems drawn to a certain anti-social teacher that is confused by her interest in detention with him. But all is not as it seems. Based in the timeline around Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,105 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Snape's Elevator Adventures by A True Weasley reviews
All Snape wants to do is get home by taking the elevator, but several people are showing up and giving him long detours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Meant To Be by Lincoln Six Echo reviews
A ROTS AU. What if Obi-Wan was wounded on Utapau and unable to leave the planet? What if he was helped in his fight against Sidious and Vader by the most unlikely of allies?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,293 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Obi-Wan K., A. Ventress - Complete
Confusion by Bazylia de Grean reviews
Torment Series, nr 1. Count Dooku receives a peculiar gift from Asajj Ventress. Ultimate silliness, be warned.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/6/2009 - A. Ventress, Count Dooku - Complete
Ignorance Is Bliss by lionesseyes13 reviews
What was Obi-Wan's first meeting with Dexter like? Read and find out.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
In Reply by LGold reviews
In response to Mr Darcy and Elizabeth's engagement, Mr Bennett wrote Mr Collins an extremely brief letter. It isn't like Mr Collins to leave something like that unanswered.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Who I Am by MsLanna reviews
He cannot remember who he is, he cannot even remember yesterday. To find out his identiy, he begins a journal that records his return to his old life.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 45 - Words: 28,581 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
The Worst Thing by moosey16 reviews
After death, the Star Wars crew’s adventures still aren’t over as they discover that the worst thing that can happen to a Jedi is not the Dark Side, it’s Mary Sue.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,324 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007
The LifeLeech by Akseel reviews
Grand Admiral Thrawn seems to have fallen ill, and there is no explanation beyond stress. Captain Pelleaon is terribly worried for his commanding officer, in his eyes representing the future of the Empire. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Wonderful, Wonderful Socks by Niemand5 reviews
I think I was temporarily insane when I wrote this....basically benign socks are taking over the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2004
Lost love by Jacen200015 reviews
Palpatine sees his lost lover.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2003 - E. Palpatine - Complete
Hitchhiker by Shezan reviews
12y pre-ANH. Lieutenant Thrawn, the only alien in the Imperial Navy, recently brought back from an empty planet, has to make his way up the ranks and prove himself to the Empire,not to mention First Officer Piett and visiting HoloNet star Wynssa Starflare
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,846 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 8/4/2002 - Thrawn, Darth Vader
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Cafeteria reviews
Obi-Wan and Anakin take part in negotiations on some planet. Due to having only a short break they visit the public cafeteria. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Unchosen Life reviews
Yoda orders Mace Windu to take on a new Padawan, but when she gets lost things take a turn for the worse. This is my first real fanfic, so please be kind. The story is a bit sketchy, don't expect loads of detail. - WARNING: This is in serious need of reworking -
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,892 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - M. Windu
Nur eine sinnlose Parodie reviews
Eine Übung für's 10-Finger-Tippen, die ich mit 9 geschrieben hab... Original Trilogy ein bisschen anders.
Star Wars - Rated: T - German - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Luke S. - Complete