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hello there :)... my name is rachel. you can call me muffinz. Im 13 and an ametur. i suck at spelling sorry. music is in my soul. im christinan. I freaking love emmett cullen and seth clearwater. who doesnt love seth? not a jacob fan but dont want him to die a tragic long painful death, just a long and painful. I HATE taylor lautner. ughh can you say GAY? (no offence homosexuals, nothing against you, i promise)
smart,funny,LOUD,annoying,clumsy,outgoing,random,weird,unique,obsessed,perverted,hippie,romantic,deep,happy,musicianist,bubbly,optimistic,messed-up,belong in and aslyum:),13,anti-social, histrionic, obsessive-copulsive,schizophrenic,ME
last time cried- hmmmm dont remember
Random facts about rachel:
i have random laughing fits
im one of those losers that read profiles
99.9 of the time im happy
i hate being called normal, thats the worst thing some1 can say to me (other than the cullens arnt real and jacob black rules)
i DO belive everyone has a good side
i dont get how people can call me preppy, goth, a ditzy blonde,& a nerd all in one day
im a little random and crazy, if little you mean i hear voices and have imaginery friends & like to say i have a vampwolf squirrel named ninja-bear who is in love with tigger
i put on glitter and purple eyeshadow & wear gold contacts just like vampires most days
i belive an apple a day keeps carlile away so i NEVER eat apples
im friendly so dont be afraid to come talk to me
copy and paste :)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile(super sexy ninja land)
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.
If you read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
if you in love with emmett cullen,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If whenever you see or hear the name "Emmett" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
me: more addicted to twilight than you since 1995
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
u say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love..
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.
Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.
On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)
On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly. (I blame the parents for that one)
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!
Im the girl when they called weird said damn straight
im the girl that laughs in the middle of a silent room because of something that happened yesterday
im the girl that never says never
im the girl that is not afraid to stand up for someone
im the girl that doesnt care what people think
im the girl that gets crushes on the sweet funny guys not the hot jocks
im the girl that is smart but nobody admits it
im the girl that truly doesnt care if you insult or make fun of
im the girl that acts like herself around guys, not a flirty hard to get girl
im the girl thats make perverted jokes with guys
im the girl that says 'thats what he says'
im the girl that is sassy and is firecley protective of friends
and many more...