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Joined 11-12-08, id: 1740496, Profile Updated: 07-16-12
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

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I am a self-proclaimed, terrible writer and a highly perverted person that is obsessed with some good ol' hot raunchy smut...in stories! Hopefully you can set that aside and find some humor in my stories ;)

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Recent Updates: A Taste of Cherry - HanaxSakura

In-Progress Updates: A Taste of Cherry, In Heat and Team Hawk Medic (yeaaaah that's pretty much it)

Coming...eventually:

Just for Attention - ItaSaku one-shot with a pinch of SasuSaku

Good Enough - ShikamaruxIno one-shot

(Other stories that I have yet to conjure up in my jumbled imagination, etc. etc.)


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Just A Friend by ForeverChanged1403 reviews
When he was the only person she had, he turned his back on her. When she cried out for his help, he ignored her. When he realized her pain and his mistake, he vowed to find her and right his wrongs, but it might already be too late.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,389 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Music make you lose control by CiaoXBella reviews
Ino, Hinata,and Tenten are known as nerds at Konoha high. Usually, they get bullied by Karin, Sasuke's girl. But with a little help with from Sakura and her twin brother,Gaara. What would happen when they get an extreme makeover? Nerdy to Popular! Sasusak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
An angels blood by MidnightShadow0110 reviews
A mission leaves Sakura Sasuke and Naruto in a new world with blood sucking monster that only Sakura and Saya can kill with the teams new mission Sakura must figure out her forogten past before its too late. Naruto-Blood Plus X-over
Crossover - Naruto & Blood+ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,479 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sakura H.
Control by strawberryblush reviews
F!MageXCullen, BDSM, explicit content - The circle is all control. How will the mage cope out of it? What will happen when it all goes away?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Cullen
Here I Am by LuxaLucifer reviews
Sakura is starting Sophomore year at an arts school. The students are weird, the music is old, and half the teachers scare Sakura, including her mother. Sakura loves the place, except for the jerk that teaches English. Eventual KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 138,228 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ocean Life by Saku-Chan.x reviews
Sakura hasn't had an easy life;ever since she was young she was forced to work in a dingy old bar.But when her life changes, how will she be able to cope with pirates who are 'obsessed' with her,and who's this infamous evil pirate crew Akatsuki? REWRITTEN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Sakura H.
Through the Divide by Anzu Maki reviews
Sakura had been taken to Konoha when she was little. Before that she had lived in Soul Society with her brother. Now her brother, Toushiro, Ichigo, Rukia, and Rangiku are coming to Konoha on a mission.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,748 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Sakura H., T. Hitsugaya
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Winner Takes All by Clearheart reviews
Heartbroken for the last time, Sakura swears off all relationships. But even as she makes this vow her team-mates take notice of her exceptional skill and beauty. It's not long before there's a fierce competition for her heart. Team 7, KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 97,791 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Second Chance by CrazyGreyWolfGirl reviews
Sakura couldnt take it anymore. After all that had happened, the pain was just too much for her. Finally reaching breaking point, she looks to her last resort: the forbidden scroll. timetravel ff SxS NxH NxT IxS PLZ READ! HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,237 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Unborn Secrets by TragedyDawl reviews
Sasuke is being blackmailed by Karin, forcing him to break up with Sakura. What Sasuke doesn't know is that Sakura is now pregnant with his child but instead of telling Sasuke the truth, she tells everyone that the child belongs to their friend Sai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,454 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caught by TragedyDawl reviews
What happens when the Naruto characters walk in on Sasuke and Sakura's alone time. Chapter 16: " Naruto Is Dead Last"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,247 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bloom of a Withering Blossom by sasusaku231 reviews
Sasuke is back...with Team Hebi. Sakura has to face the difficulties of them. The problem is, Sasuke and Karin are together! It hits Sakura like a bomb! She still loves him, but will she ever be with him! Does he love or hate her! Find out! SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,862 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Collateral Nascence by fruttitutti reviews
With all her loved ones dead - and dying herself - Sakura desperately forms a contract with a ten-tailed Nekomata and is brought back six years into the past with a mission to save everyone from their imminent deaths. Action, jinchuuriki-Sakura, SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,840 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Life Of A Skater by BodyElectrik reviews
Sakura plus a new town doesnt mix. But once she finds out theres a skate park everything changes. This skater goes through confusion, jealousy, depression and more importantly denial that shes fallen for her best friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,877 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
My story of how he cheated by LetTheSeaSetYouFree reviews
“Why, why would you do that to me Sasuke? Is it because she’s a cheerleader. Is it because she’s your ex girlfriend. Is it because she’s my best friend. Is it because she’s prettier then me. Or is it because you still love her……” X one-shotX
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Meet The Harunos by sak-urra12 reviews
Sakura is heartbroken because of sasuke and karin, so she decides to live at her rich dad's for a while, but she isn't the only one comming along. She the craziness they go through at the Haruno household. Guess who's comming along! :p
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Forgive don't Forget by the pink pastel reviews
Uchiha's are always used to getting the girl they wanted.So when Sasuke moves to a different school, breaking it off with his old girl to hook up with a hotter one. Problems arise when a hotter NEW girl arrives. "Ne,teme, isn't that your ex, Sakura-chan?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,541 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Witches, Wizards and Ninja's by Charmful ika reviews
SASUSAKU and NaruHP. Harry Potter and Naruto crossover. Team 7 protect the Boy Who Lived. Full Summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Victim by Her-xName reviews
- "I have a mission for you guys.You have to protect this girl, Sakura Haruno. She will be living with you until Orochimaru is murdered."Kakashi paused,"And you CANNOT fall in love with her."Sasuke smirked, this mission was going to be easy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Love and Memory by WhiteLightForever reviews
Sakura is captured by the enemy and struck by amnesia. Granted a new name and a new life, she begins to fall in love with her captor. But in the end, which is stronger: her new-found love, or the lost memory of another? Full summary in profile. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,373 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Konoha's Warrior Angel by bleedingroses94 reviews
Sakura is tired of being called weak and she decides to take matters into her own hands. When she leaves Konoha and meets Itachi and Kisame, will she die or will she become stronger? And what's this scroll about pink haired warior angel that Tsunade found
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Only Buddies? by Raika-chan reviews
REVISED!Separated from each other even before they can really be friends.There only one clue of finding each other is... a handkerchief? Hope y'all like it! Wow, sasuxsaku turning into saixsakuxsasu. slight naruxhina, and shikaxino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Star Power by Lady Silvamord reviews
In which Sakura and Itachi have to work on the same side in order to crash a Halloween party. While dressed up as Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Kisame is amused. Itachi and Sakura? Not so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Letters by SongoftheVikings reviews
Maybe they gave up, right? Maybe they found a new medic to bother.' How annoying can an evil organization really be? Prologue to a story I probably won't upload. I guess that makes this a one-shot. AkaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forever on the dance floor by WinterLuvNaruto reviews
Sakura's sad that no one remembered her birthday but something turns her frown upside down. I suck at summaries. songfic SakuNaru and other couples
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
So Much For My Happy Vacation by Tsuki479 reviews
Everyone deserves a vacation thus Haruno Sakura and her other shinobi friends went on a vacation. However though, it seemed like they weren't the only one who wanted a vacation but also their enemies, including the infamous Akatsuki. First Story. R&R please. / Sakura Centric / Sakura Multiple / SakuCentric / SakuMulti / Other Parings Inside /
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,481 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Sakura H.
My Sad Ending by no.regrets.for.now reviews
Sakura was worried.Why? Our little Uchiha seemed to be coming home late. Drunk. But something made Sakura suspicious. He smelled different every single night. The same scent neither Sasuke nor Sakura own.And then she confronts him about it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura101 by BodyElectrik reviews
SasuSaku Sakura is now fourteen years old and her father wants her to go to a boarding school, which this year is now accepting girls.She experiences the good and bad of the traditions of Konoha Coast Acadamey.Based off of Zoey101. Completed
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,085 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Life As A Teenage Avenger by ohwhatsherface reviews
I bet you regret going to Sound now, don't you Sasuke–kun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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A Taste of Cherry reviews
She couldn't let Anko or Kurenai win. She was Sakura Haruno, most succesful kunoichi of the Hidden Leaf Village. And by damn she was going to win! SakuxAll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,672 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Sakura H.
Long Distance reviews
When they first met, she hated him. When they first met, he hated her. Yet by some unfathomable reason, they fell for each other.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,376 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sakura H., Edward E.
Lovely Shenanigans reviews
He had a surprise. A lovely surprise for his dearest Sakura. He hoped she would like — no, love for what he had in store for her. And he hoped his little Naruto spermies wouldn't be destroyed when she finally caught him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Team Hawk reviews
Sakura is returning to the village after three years. Unexpectidly, she gets captured by Team Hebi now known as Team Hawk. What will Sasuke think when he discover's Sakura's true feelings for him? Akatsuki's after her? SasuSaku! *Thoroughly Editing and Rewriting*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Adventure's Lie Ahead reviews
Sakura Haruno and the new team seven are off on a mission together, but what lies ahead as they get caught up with the Akatsuki and Team Hebi? *Thoroughly Editing and Rewriting*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,847 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
In Heat reviews
It wasn't a problem. Sure they're five hormonal men alongside a cat-transformed Sakura, who just happens to be in heat. But it's nothing the sexy men of Team 7 can't handle.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,978 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sakura H.
Ooh Lala! reviews
Three sexy Uchihas, one sexy Haruno maid. Can our seductress find time to clean for at least one day in a week? We shall see...SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Alone and Loved reviews
Sakura feels depressed when the announcement of Sasuke's and Ino's wedding gets out. How will Sakura feel when her night in shining armor takes her away? Plus how will Sasuke feel when he heres the news? " Sasuke-kun, I'm pregnant," ITASAKUSASU!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,464 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Long Way from Home reviews
She could handle the magical wands, the portkey, and the weird foureyed kid with the lightning scar. But, Sakura couldn't handle the fact her team mates that abandoned her, were back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,708 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fangirling 101 reviews
Rule# 7:When stealing his almighty underwear, make sure that he's NOT wearing them first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,126 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Team Hawk Medic reviews
Team Hawk, having finally defeated Danzo and Madara Uchiha, is now searching for a decent medic. But what they got was more than just a decent medic, they got the lovely Sakura Haruno instead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Love is Gone reviews
A story of love, loss, betrayal, hurt, and...vampires? Sakura is in college and dating the campous play-boy, Sasuke Uchiha. When she finds him cheating on her too many times, Sakura wanders off and meets a badly hurt vampire. Only problem is, she's one to
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,836 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/8/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Sakura H.
The Princess, the Prince, and the Sister reviews
Princess Ino Yamanaka had everything, the perfect life, the perfect home, and the perfect prince. Until her un-royal sister, Sakura Haruno came and took it all away. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Close Friend reviews
“So who is she?” Jugo asked....“A close friend,” Sasuke replied, twirling a Sakura flower petal in his calloused fingers. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,872 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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