Suzie1989
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Joined 11-12-08, id: 1740648, Profile Updated: 04-10-13
Author has written 11 stories for Bones, EastEnders, and Harry Potter.

I can't believe it's been over 3 and a half years since I last published anything!

So I'm not promising anything when it comes to completing my unfinished stories but I will try. However I do promise to do my best to update new stories as often as I can :)

I also attempt to reply to every review as I enjoy the one to one interaction with my readers.

As for my stories themselves; they are usually quite cheesy and almost always have a happy ending but that is what I like so if you don't enjoy then don't read :)

Now onto some personal things about me;

My favourite quotes;

Carrie from Sex and the City: 'I was told there'd be no clowns - nothing scarier than a clown.' I completely agree with this sentiment.

Albert Einstein: Imagination is more important than knowledge...

My favourite fiction couples;

Bones: Booth and Bones (do you really need a reason?)

Angela and Hodgins (they are just to cute when they are together)

Sex and the City: Carrie and Big (true love doesn't always follow normal rules)

Charlotte and Harry (they are perfect together)

Charmed: Piper and Leo

Paige and Henry (The only man who could tame her lol.)

Harry Potter: Harry and Ginny

Minerva and Albus

Neville and Luna

I laugh at stupid one liners rather than actual jokes so I am often forced to ask myself 'Do I have a warped mind?'

I'm now 23 (OMG nearly 24!) and I have four sisters so this is where I can escape for some alone time :)

I like Bones, CSI, Law and Order, Charmed, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Glee, Rizzoli and Isles, 2 Broke Girls, Will and Grace, Sex and the City, Family Guy and Desperate Housewives.

I love to read, call me a geek or whatever but what are you doing right now? -insert evil laugh-

You can also find me on facebook at http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=100000098060633&ref=profile

but I don't just add anyone so make sure to tell me that you found me on fanfiction :)

Finally I will always appreciate any advice or even criticism when it comes to my stories but flamers will be deleted forever

Much love to everybody who has taken the time to read my profile and/or stories

xxx

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

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Naked by Sela McGrane reviews
Sometimes the best things come out of the worst ones. Minerva McGonagall is about to become acutely aware of this. Rated M for sensitive themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 10/23/2014 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] Poppy P. - Complete
Trick or Treat by K.E. Scrubbed reviews
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise... a fun Halloween-y oneshot, BB. Rated for mild and suggestive language.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Party Time! by lillybet88 reviews
What happens when the Golden Trio take Dumbledore, McGonagall and Snape to a muggle nightclub? Alot of Drinking, some surprising confessions and unexpected pairings! Reference to adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Switchcraft by tetleybag reviews
Monday morning at Hogwarts. A disagreement on a professional matter, a flaring of the tempers, two incompatible spells. As the cloud evaporates, Professors McGonagall and Umbridge find themselves unharmed. Alas, not in their own bodies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
One Magical Christmas Eve by SylvaDragon reviews
Minerva and Albus are spending Christmas Eve together, all seems peaceful untill Minerva notices how strangely Albus is behaving. What is he up to ? A fluffy hopefully , funny, romantic story for Christmas. MMAD as always.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Baiting Lockhart by lost logic reviews
No one likes Lockhart, the staff is scared, the headmaster is sulking, and Minerva is about to commit homicide. Why? Because Rolanda Hooch has a plan and Severus Snape is along for the ride. She's gonna see it through to the end, you should too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,249 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
The Mysterious Ticking Noise by TheMusicGirl reviews
Several wizards and witches reaction to a very interesting movie they happen to stumble upon...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Enough by Daine reviews
A look at two professors the night after the third task. They are worried, scared, and desperate to protect their charges. The resulting tension is very nearly catastrophic to the future of Hogwarts and Light magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/5/2002 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Can't Be Held Responsible by Amy Fortuna reviews
Hogwarts, but not as you know it. Harry, but not as you know him. What if...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 3/26/2001 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
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One Little Action
Just a little AU oneshot about the great Minerva McGonagall
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Here Forever and Always reviews
Same beginning as My Life Would Suck Without You but completely different ending. Brennan is finally awake but what is really going on.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009
Danielle's 1st Birthday reviews
What could have happened after Danielle got run over. Will mainly focus on Ronnie/Danielle attempting to establish a proper relationship.
EastEnders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,938 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009
Window to my Feelings reviews
Short angsty piece. You have been warned.
EastEnders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
My Life Would Suck Without You reviews
Brennan's point of view surrounding Booth's death. Been done before but this is my take on it. Hope you enjoy.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
What's Next? reviews
Events surrounding Danielle's run in with Janine's car
EastEnders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Always There reviews
Two-shot, how Brennan and Booth previously knew each other. Was originally a one shot but got a little long lol.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
The Right Kind of Wrong reviews
One shot that popped into my head, please read.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Complete
Would You Still Love Me If? reviews
Sequel to 'Nasty Surprises'. Set two years later, not much has changed except Angela and Hodgins have 18 month old twins and Brennan and Booth live together. Time to shake things up I think.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009
Private Moments reviews
Two piece that fills in the missing time in 'Nasty Surprises'
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Nasty Surprises reviews
Booth is mad at Bones. Bones has had a mysterious phone call. Whats going on? FINAL CHAPTER NOW UP 11/01/09
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,332 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete