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Joined 11-12-08, id: 1740800, Profile Updated: 10-11-13
Author has written 18 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Legend of Zelda, Tangled, and Supernatural.

My name's Ned. I teach math and physics to kids who like bad music and have trouble with addition.

Want to hear a physics joke? Well, I'll tell you anyway. A neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a beer?" The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

Ba-dum ching!

Yeah, anyway...

I like chips (but not those baked ones), art made out of macaroni, and violent sea creatures.

Fullmetal Alchemist consumed my life for several years, until I was kidnapped by a Disney Princess. I'm really into Avatar and the Legend of Zelda lately.


Check out mytumblr (airplanned. tumblr. com)for whatever tumblrs do.

I write a lot and not everything gets posted here. Check out the master list(airplanned. tumblr. com/fanfic) if you're interested.

Updates:

-The Giant Squid: If you're looking for this for some reason, I deleted it because there was little to no chance of it ever being completed and I hate to think about leaving you without an ending. Also it sucked. If you really want to read it, send me a note and I'll gladly let you have it.

Disclaimers:

Avatar: the Last Airbender belongs to Michael DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko.

The Legend of Zelda belongs to Nintendo.

Tangled belongs to Disney.

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Freudian by Fabulist reviews
*AU* Flynn Rider's terms of parole include going to therapy, and they don't expressly forbid hanging around with that one awkward graffiti girl.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,439 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Her Everything by Fabulist reviews
Being the part-time boyfriend, part-time babysitter of the princess isn't all it's cracked up to be, but Eugene Fitzherbert is up for the challenge. Besides, he loves her. Now rated M for extra sauciness.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,375 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
The Spark by Fabulist reviews
Rapunzel worries Eugene's desire for her is waning and sets out to recapture his interest by making herself "forbidden." Funny costumes, roleplay, and smut ensue.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
In The Rain by tromperie reviews
After the argument, Rapunzel finds herself sitting in the rain.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
The Other Tower by Sins of Angels reviews
Rapunzel has locked herself in, but Eugene keeps knocking.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
After The Fall by Rebel Song reviews
Mother Gothel has fallen to her death, Eugene has returned to life, and Rapunzel has no idea what to do next.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R.
Playing Flynn Rider by P.I.D reviews
Pascal's angry because Flynn locked him out of his and Rapunzel's bedroom. Rated T because nothing's explicit, but there's a heckuva lot implied.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Tough by AriTeir reviews
Life in the Western Air Temple isn't all dancing with dragons and epic battles sometimes it's tough. Just ask Zuko and Katara. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,863 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Zuko, Katara
The Madness of dawn by Stingmon reviews
Your name is Li; you're not a bender. Your name is Li; you're not a bender. Your name's Li; you're not a bender. One-sided Jetko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,047 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Namesake by Rayless Night reviews
Pestering questions, hormones, paranoia, and Chie Hanamura.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Chie S., Yosuke H. - Complete
Paper Title by Lenn.n.n reviews
Zelda inquires as to the nature of the words 'Your Highness.' Impa, who harbors little love for the child under her care, just wants to go to bed.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Zelda, Impa - Complete
So Like His Father by Lady Of The Semicolons reviews
Majora's Mask. Lulu's thoughts about one of her sons, whose name is Mikau.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Lulu - Complete
The butterwasp and the blooming sky tulip by The Croc Shop reviews
One late, wintry evening at the port at the mouth of Shao-chuan, Iroh studied his jasmine tea and said to Zuko, "Have I ever told you of the butterwasp and the blooming sky tulip?"
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
The Unweaving by Miskcat reviews
Alphonse Elric has finally regained his body, but now both he and Roy Mustang have to deal with life without Ed, as Mustang gradually uncovers a horrifying truth.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,102 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Roy M., Alphonse E. - Complete
Understanding Women by saucykate reviews
Havoc's search for the one woman Mustang won't steal from him has some unexpected results. HavocxHawkeye.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Jean H., Riza H. - Complete
Sick by Sevlow reviews
Ed is late for his report. Again.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 144 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Vagabond by anime animal reviews
With their relationship meaning more to them that they had ever thought it would, Link and Zelda find themselves in a momentary state of calm that can't possibly last... A tale of adventure, treachery, love and loyalty.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 151,196 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 3/20/2003
Lucky by Samurai101 reviews
In a small house live three blond heads: an over worked man who smokes, a pregnant woman who worries, and a messy headed boy who draws on the walls in blood.::oneshot::
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Riza H., Jean H. - Complete
Straight Shooter by CrazygurlMadness reviews
They'll tell children all about Link's numerous and heroic deeds, about how he saved Hyrule from the greedy, evil hands of Ganondorf, but they'll never once, not once, tell them what asinine gall he has. Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Swordplay, Wordplay, and Her Worshipfulness by Startide Risen reviews
Life, or something like it, as experienced by Link and Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Link, Zelda - Complete
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Of All the Bad Ideas reviews
Dean's got a rescue mission that turns into a road trip to Bizarro World. Sam's got a craft project that turns into a guilt fest. And Cas is probably up to something, but who really knows? Featuring parallel universes, poor decision making, and angels with terrible nicknames.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,130 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/6 - Dean W., Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Seven Years reviews
For Zelda, they were a long seven years.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Zelda
The Chameleon reviews
Everything Rapunzel needed to know about the outside world could be taught by a mechanical chameleon. Right? Steampunk AU
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,458 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Super reviews
Rapunzel's an honorable, crime fighting hero. And she's having a tryst. With a cat burglar. AU.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,962 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Her Majesty's Wolf reviews
Greater men than he were fated to trail her like lost puppies.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Zelda, Wolf Link - Complete
Clean reviews
Pascal needs a bath, and possibly some comfort.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Flynn R., Pascal - Complete
Sunshine reviews
Rapunzel would rather rip her life apart by herself than live in fear that someone will take it from her.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
The Problem reviews
The captain and Flynn Rider hash it all out and finally start to understand one another… Or not.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Flynn R., Captain - Complete
Smitten reviews
The sad, sad story of Pascal's unrequited love
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Pascal - Complete
Trust Me reviews
When Rapunzel falls in love with a passing bandit, she must venture into the outside world for the first time to find him. Dark.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,764 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Recalibration reviews
Rapunzel didn't know that being lost at sea could be on her do-to list. Eugene's still not sure that it should be.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,442 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Almost reviews
They wouldn't admit anything, but they came close enough.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Lost in Thought reviews
He finds that internal reflection is not entirely helpful.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Flynn R. - Complete
Lying by Omission reviews
Maybe it was the blood loss, but it didn't seem like Rapunzel was enthusiastic about Eugene's idea of happily ever after.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
What You Don't Know reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Doubt reviews
Her only identity is as the latest version of the Princess. She should be fair. She should be wise. She should be exactly like her predecessor. Modern Hyrule
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Zelda - Complete
Hate reviews
Smellerbee hates doing laundry. She hates this town. She hates Longshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Smellerbee, Longshot - Complete
Of Tea, Rebellions, and Becoming a Dragon reviews
Zuko and Jin are strong enough to attempt to lead normal lives in Ba Sing Se, and strong enough to fight when the time comes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,407 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Jin, Zuko - Complete