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17. Sydney

i love naruto, prince of tennis,beauty pop!!, death note, vampire knight, aishiteruzebaby, detective conan, negima and may more stuff but ilove naruto the best!!

i think that sapphire x dreams, tentenperson, akane (sorry, i forgot your thingy names.), felinerx?, kakashi's missing icha book?, and other writers are so good at writing! oh and yumi

random post stuff below. don't read if you don't want to.

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? itachi and sasuke

2. What are your favorite pairing(s)? sasu/saku, naru/ hina

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? i don't mind sasu/naru

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where, and how many times? nup but i'm gunna=

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: fanfictions, keyrings, stickers=,toys

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? YES!! infact two. sasuke and itachi

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? naru/hina
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? same

9. Which team is your favorite? dunno either team seven or the team tsunade, jiraiya and orochimaru was on.

10. Do you support the Obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? maybe but NO

11. Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father' theory? mhm

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? itachi!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? pro!!

14. Have you seen all the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuuden and fillers)? no

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? yes

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? ..most likely yes.

17. Sub or dub? Sub

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? anti!!

19. Tobi= Annoying or funny? depends

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes

21. Gai= Sexy beast or Ugly Nerd? UGLY NERD!

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? diedara
23. Rock Lee= Weird or Awesome? WEIRD
24. Which character would be best OOC? hinata

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? no I just have alot of them on my favorites list... OF COURSE I DO!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yes.
27. Do you like lemons? i don't mind them but i stick with humor
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yeah..

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? ...what? -falls asleep-
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? NO T.T but i have seen others
31. Have you ever gotten someone hooked on Naruto? Yes, shelly!!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?yes. i doodle alot

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF' is this? no
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? yes. made them go up!!
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? O.O WHAT KIND OF FKING QUESTION IS THAT?! wait is it hentai?? and no
37. Do you support the 'Yodaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No.
38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery: I've drawn some... i don't have a gallery and i don't want 1

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? mhm

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? no

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? no... YES OF COURSE!!

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. orochimaru

2. zetsu
3. itachi

4. sasuke

5. gaara

6. shikamaru

7. tobi

8. jiraiya

9. ino

10. kakashi

12. diedara

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

wats dat?

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

yes. burning

….3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

...clay pervs

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

…of course! Ino has lots of fics!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?


6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

five/nine. ino's the only girl

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

tobi wants to fuck too= quote from ask and DARE the akatsuki

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

sasuke and tobi died fighting each other?? itachi wanted to revive his clan. only kakashi was left with the sharingan?? wtf

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

um...never heard of it. but there might be

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

clay bomb basketballs

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

sasuke suddenly realised that he really loved orochimaru...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

wats het?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

no. they like him though

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?


15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

thousand years of death!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

The song: dunno a weird perverted one. shake it?

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?


18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

don't eat me or i'll eat you

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

and so my sensei fell for the plant

20) How emo is Seven?

not at all. hyper basketball lookalike or swirly lollipop.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...


FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!

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If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves

I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity

Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot

“Learning. Politics. Getting weaker...”

"So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China."

"Evil Beware; we have waffles."

When in doubt we fight using fish!

Duct tape is like the force. Dark on one side, light on the other, and it holds the universe together.

Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

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If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

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Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2887 - Favs: 6,412 - Follows: 4,493 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Like it was Supposed to Be by Dess-Chan reviews
Starts a month after Kiri left for LA. How I feel the manga should have ended.
Beauty Pop - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Kiri
All's Fair In Love And War by forevermarauders5 reviews
George bets that Fred can't get Hermione into bed in one month with no feelings attached. What happens when a game turns into something more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 4345 - Favs: 4,146 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Parenthood by smartcat reviews
It's their last year at Hogwarts and the ministry has something planned for the students. What happens when you mix Hermione and Draco together. PANDEMONIUM! Not HBP compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,029 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 193,584 - Reviews: 3019 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Days Like These by jewel-shards reviews
Sasuke didn't have to go back to the destroyed Uchiha hideout for Itachi's near lifeless form but he did. Because they were brothers and Sasuke was going to drag Itachi back to The Leaf even if it killed him. It's funny, how one small decision can set off a chain of unpredictable events. NOT UCHIHASCEST. Rated M for language, blood, violence and possibly mild suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,890 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Learning to Love by Kakashi's Missing Icha Book reviews
what would happen if Hinata made the first move toward Naruto? lots of crazyness insues, even involving Kakashi's missing pants mainly NaruXHina other pairings not decided yet partial crack partial serious-ish fluffy fic *ITS ALIVE!*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Kira by Aster Uchiha reviews
Hebi takes on a new member... A small girl with no memories, and intense desire to track Uchiha Itachi as well. SasukeXKarin SasukeXOC ItachiXOC all in miniscule amounts. Don't count on updates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,793 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The Mythologist by EverPlotting reviews
Being a new student wouldn't be so bad if Naruto didn't keep - literally - bumping into the same guy. Maybe they can be friends? Perhaps, but some secrets aren't meant to be shared, and Naruto's got secrets a plenty... NaruSasu. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,823 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tempora Abducto by Flaignhan reviews
Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,224 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,547 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 3,153 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Naruto's sexy jutsu's revenge by ratpigeon reviews
Sequel to 'Naruto's Sexy Jutsu'. Naruto is back, thirsting for revenge on the Sasuke fanclub, and... he's wearing a dress... Gender-confused Naruto, and insanity of the best kind - the crack FF kind. But read the first one first...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,827 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Naruto U.
The Years that Followed the Morning After by Flaignhan reviews
Sometimes, Emily wished she'd never sent that card. Other times, she was very glad she had. Sequel to The Night Before the Morning After.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Picking Up Sasuke by KoTaRo-ChAn x3 reviews
//SasuSaku// Sasuke never really knew the meaning of crazy until he met his new pink-haired, green-eyed, and not to mention irresistibly alluring secretary. "Stand still so I can pick you up!" Silence. "...but Sakura, I'm sitting..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Our Last Words by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
Sakura has been poison and only has a week left to live. She spends that week with Sasuke, making a last attempt to gain his love. Will she ever hear those last 3 words before she dies?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,674 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Pendant Around Her Neck by Luminis reviews
Sakura and I were apart for so long, and that void was never filled. Now she's back, but what's this strange feeling? AU, Modern, Ino/Saku. Rated for sexual implications, language, and possibly gore. Yuri, probably atleast partial lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,564 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Ino Y., Sakura H.
Eclairs by Flaignhan reviews
CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,078 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
My Lovely Maid by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
Sakura is Sasuke's new personal maid. She hates rich people, and even worse, Itachi likes her. Sasuke notice he's getting jealous seeing them together. Sakura is stuck between love, money,and her childhood crush, Naruto. Who will she choose out of 3 guys?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,160 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
BrInG It! by KoTaRo-ChAn x3 reviews
AU Sakura, Tenten, Ino, and Hinata, the 4 Queens of Konoha High since forever. Well, maybe not for long. When 4 new guys enroll for the academy- will they conquer the girls, or will they turn into their mindless fanboys? BrInG iT oN! SxS TxN HxN IxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,464 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Four by Luminis reviews
Uchiha Sasuke. A dark past, and an even darker future. What will happen to the cold heart within him as his story unfolds? AU, Modern, Action/Romance. Rated for violence, gore, and other mature themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,745 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Las Vegas by Kate2231 reviews
Eight people meet up in Las Vegas one night only to be stuck with big consequences as the city gets to them, and, after that one night, they may never go back. SasuXSaku, NaruXHina, NejiXTen, ShikaXIno…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,734 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6805 - Favs: 3,964 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Fall of Justice by Agent47Rulz reviews
A drug raid on the Uchiha family goes bad and ends up with Deidara's partner dead by the mysterious orange masked Uchiha leader. Now with a new partner and nothing more to lose can Deidara exact his revenge against the kingpin of Konohoa City?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Deidara, Obito U.
When He Comes Back by ashiixchanO.O reviews
Naruto and Sakura bring Sasuke back to konoha. Sakura hates Sasuke's guts, but when Sasuke has to move in with Sakura will love bloom? or blow away in the wind? i suck at summarys XD Sasusaku Minor naruhina shikaino nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,645 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Naruto Truth or Dare! by So Happily Unsatisfied reviews
Tobi hates basketball, Hinata went goth, Karin and Sakura are in a cage match, Sasuke knows the truth about his parents, Shino is in the emo corner, and Kisame moved to Sea World. Find out what else can happen when bored Narutards play Truth or Dare.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009
Naruto's sexy jutsu by ratpigeon reviews
Naruto has been using his sexy jutsu a lot lately. So much so, that he's starting to feel almost at home in it. insanity warning. P.S I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
For Her, My True Love by BleedingHeartsoftheWorldUnite reviews
Deidara is a typical player, but when he meets a girl unwilling to be his, he goes deep undercover; as a girl! But will the woman he seeks be the woman of his dreams? Deidara x OC, possible OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Deidara - Complete
It's What You do to Me by MopMustache reviews
The long awaited chapter 10 is out! I'm so sorry for the delay! Okay, Narumi POV, on the plane. Kiri just found Narumi's MP3 player...with homemade songs on it! Who knew Narumi could sing?
Beauty Pop - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Restricted by Flaignhan reviews
What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
By Any Other Name by Flaignhan reviews
When Hermione receives an unexpected visitor, she is reluctant to accept his proposal. How long can she keep secrets for, how long can she continue to lie to her friends for, and how long will it be before she is betrayed? Spoilers for HBP. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,710 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Uchiha in Humor by Aster Uchiha reviews
A bunch of random things involving Itachi andor Sasuke. There might end up being a lot of implied SasukeXevery other guy character. I won't edit anything out, so read the author note at top for pairings. It's all funny. Here goes enjoy! I luv Itachi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Reality by Aster Uchiha reviews
Itachi and Sasuke suddenly end up in the real world with a mysterious address in their pocket. What do they do now? It's wierd I know.. Just give it a chance. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4142 - Favs: 4,975 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
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Who Would've Known
ONESHOT: What could happen in the forbidden forest? Another very short story from a comp on fb :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
I Know That Sound
Just a little one shot i wrote for a comp on FB XD.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Complete
Half a Year of Dares reviews
Gaara dares everyone to go out with someone else for the rest of the year.They do dares for Half a Year... or so.Crack fic.Naru/Hina, Ino/Gaa ooc partially , Sasu/Saku, Shika/Tem, Neji/Ten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,765 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009
Tanning for Dummies reviews
Sarutobi insists on orochimaru to get a tan. it is set when the three saanins are 12ish. Characters: orochimaru,tsunade,jiraiya,sarutobi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Orochimaru