Kerowyn
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Joined 02-21-02, id: 174092, Profile Updated: 02-25-09
Author has written 14 stories for X-Files, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter, Valdemar universe, and Laurie R. King.

¡Hola, amigas y amigos!

Every once in a while I feel the urge to redo this little profile, then I get depressed because I can't think of anything interesting to say. I'm a medical student, a writer, a reader, a smartass, a Wikipedia addict, quiet when you meet me, loud when you get to know me, an involuntary insomniac, and probably far too immature for my own good.

The Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes, Laurie R. King, LoTR, HP, Star Wars, Star Trek, Cowboy Bebop, all things Joss Whedon, Mercedes Lackey, Terry Pratchett, numerous other authors who may be found at your local library and sci-fi and fantasy in general.

If you like the stuff, I’ve got down here, I’ve also got some stuff over on fictionpress.net. (hint,hint) feel free to go take a look.

Update!

I think it's pretty obvious that I don't update over here anymore. Sorry if you were hoping for a sequel for anything I've already written, but it probably won't happen in the forseeable future. I'm glad so many people have enjoyed what I already wrote.

Please review! This account represents about 10 years of my writing output, and I often come back to see what I did right and what I did wrong. I can see you guys out there, with this crazy shiny hits tracker. I do want to hear your feedback, even if it's negative, as long as it's constructive.

Thanks and love,

Kerowyn

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In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
Après Mort, le Deluge by Tindomiel reviews
Life is hard. Death is harder. Sirius Black’s journey through the veil takes him to a curious state of mortality and a very unexpected destination... Ankh Morpork is about to meet a new kind of wizard. Discworld/Harry Potter crossover.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,103 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 12/24/2006
Transit of Venus by LilacFree reviews
Who are you when you're not the man you used to be? Who created the Universe? And can a girl who was raised to be a human computer find happiness in a commune with a boy in a skirt and a Beatle in a gi? A Second Doctor story with Zoe and Jamie.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
After Hours by Padfoots-Pirate reviews
Post OiS. River usually listens to the crew’s dreams. But tonight, they're not asleep to dream for her.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2005 - River
Revenge by Watchman reviews
Sequel to Consequences. The Discworld characters have had enough of our fanfics and what they do to their lives. It's time for them to take revenge. Remember, those who live by the book, die by the book. Slash for obvious reasons.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Grass is Greener by etcetera-cat reviews
Companion Teva. She sings! She dances! She blames the mushrooms!
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,343 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Complete
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Seven Stars and Seven Stones and One Old Copper by Egleriel reviews
Discworld-LotR crossover, with elves, Orcs and Nobbses. A magical accident catapults Vimes into another dimension. And worse, he has to find his son in an unknown land, in the middle of a war that he seems to be in charge of... CHAPTER 11 is up.
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,422 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Sam Vimes
Brothers In Arms: Part Two by The Nightrunners reviews
Welcome to Paris: The White City. Please enjoy your stay, it may not be standing by the time the Fellowship leaves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,110 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 1/3/2003
Zim Does The Tallest by Serendipity1 reviews
Zim goes forth to show his leaders how adept he is at interpreting things. And at, well, quite a few other things as well. (Slash)
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2004
Fantabulous Leggosity! by Soyotome reviews
LARGE, HAIRY PARODY! Put humor in with your Legolas to avoid starchy romance fics! Not for those who likewrite Mary-Sues. Legolas Meets Mystic Girl...satire ensues! Updated with Very Important Note for everyone to read.....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,340 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 10/2/2002 - Legolas
History Lessons by Nilmandra reviews
History Lessons for the First Age end with the destruction of the Silmarilli and the final destruction of Beleriand Elrond gains some new insights.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 174,359 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/25/2003 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Elrond, Elrohir - Complete
PPC: Troll Division by The Troll Hunters reviews
PPC recruits Leelee and Saphie, under the tutelage of neurotic Agent Marokee Brin, learn what it takes to protect Middle-Earth from the scourge of trollfic. Personality conflicts, garden gnomes, and meatloaf obsessions abound!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2003
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The Irregulars : At The Opera reviews
After a night on the town, friends and bandmates Alexander Holmes and Solei Watson are confronted with a problem that tests the old maxim, There is nothing new under the sun. But the real mystery is: Why?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,669 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Complete
On Shifting Tenses reviews
I do not know if Russell ever intended it to be read by any but herself... A chemistry accident sends Russell back in time thirty years. What will she do when confronted with the man who will be her husband? Set between MREG and LETT
Laurie R. King - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,076 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
Intercalary Chapter reviews
Short oneshot set in the middle of GAME. What was Russell thinking when she got her hair cut?
Laurie R. King - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Complete
Into Port reviews
A chance meeting at the San Francisco harbour proves memorable. Oneshot based on excerpts from Locked Rooms.
Laurie R. King - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
Literary Endeavors reviews
An odd little ficlet. The parallel between our heros and The Three Musketeers is easy to see, but it's never been shown quite like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Horse's Tale reviews
A new twist on an old idea. I hope. Chloe is your average Texas teenager. But when she wakes up in a meadow, surrounded by horses, her life takes an extreme detour.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,535 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Complete
The Clever Thief reviews
Sequel to A Hard Day's Night. Aurora Harland is a retired thief. Sherlock Holmes is, well, Sherlock Holmes. The two unlikely partners find themselves in the 21st century. A convict had escaped & Aurora's past drops in for an unwelcome visit.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,796 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Complete
The Irregulars : Summer Break reviews
Just an ordinary London punk rock band, with ordinary college students trying to pay the rent. Ordinary students named Holmes, Watson, and Moriarty. A car theft ring is robbing London blind, and only Holmes and Watson can stop them.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,860 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 6/4/2003 - Complete
Ma'at reviews
The last battle between our heroes and the Dark Lord...and what comes after. Hermione’s memory is a bit shaky after five years of amnesia, Draco has broken out of prison, and Ron has her back again. And that’s just the start…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,198 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Hard Day's Night reviews
Aurora Harland and Sherlock Holmes, unlikely partners, thief and dectective, reunite to solve a kidnapping. But when kidnapping turns to murder, and another young woman disappears, the plot takes a dangerous twist.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,425 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2003 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Complete
To Catch A Thief reviews
When the 19th century detective and a 21st century thief get caught up in a plot to steal the Crown Jewels... well, you'll just have to find out.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,559 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2002 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Complete
The Irregulars : The Five Paintings reviews
Alexander Holmes and Solei Watson on on the trail of a strange criminal, in a plot that is suspeciously similar to The Adventure of the Six Napoleons.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2002 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Complete
The Irregulars reviews
With a name like The Irregulars and members like Holmes, Watson and Moriarty, things are bound to get interesting for this London band. Rated for mild violence and language. Please rr!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2002 - Published: 4/13/2002 - Complete
Beginning's End reviews
Short and sad. What would Mulder do without Scully?
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/22/2002 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete