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Mean Girls: "Four for you Glen Co-Co! You go Glen Co-Co!"

Yo! I'm Will. I'm awesome.

My Avatar was edited to keep the inocent safe.

About me: My name is William but most people call me Will. I have hair. I look about ten years younger than I really am. Music pretty much runs my life. I cannot spell or use grammar very well. And everyone loves me even if they don't admit it.

What I like: Penis.

Me NO LIKEY: Vagina.

This is the more simple version of Me.

Name: Will

Sex: Boy.

Age: 16

Hair: Blondes. Also it's soft. Very soft. Like Rainbow soft.

Eyes: Very, very light blue and demanding.

Figure: Sexy.

Most Known for: Bursting into song.

Music I LURRRVE: No real predjudice. I'm a pretty open guy.

Bestest Films: OK, Romeo and Juliet 1996, Moulin Rouge(Pretty much any Baz Luhrman film), Jackass, Little Miss sunshine, ABLSOLUTELY NO SCARY FILMS THOUGH!

TV SHOWS: Desperate Housewives, Scrubs, Family Guy, American Dad and Skins cover up most of what I watch. Oh and Glee is Feckin AWESOME! BEST PROGRAME EVER! Oh, and Ouran High School Host Club.

BOOKS: I love: Cherub, Harry potter, His Dark Materials, Errie Queerie. Death note is Bangin.

My hobbies/intrests: I, like alot of peeps on FanFiction, spend alot of time reading or writing or a combination of both, I'm a musical God! I play everything and everyone ,I suprisingly like running and swimming(all other sports I can't stand)

Fave Pairings:

Kyle-Rod (I hate the whole Kyle-Tom thing, yes their relationship was sweet, but I always thought that the main reason they were tohether is because of the mission)
Kyle-Lauren(I know Kyles Gay and Also that i have and Insane craving for a guy like him, but iv'e always thought they would make a good couple in Kyle didn't lean the other way)
James-Dana(Their realationship was soooooo much better than James and Kerry)
Kerry-Bruce(Just sweeter and more healthy than the Kerry-James)

Harry Potter:
Remus-Sirius(but only in marauder era)
Ron-Lavender(That one was bloody hilarious in the book)

Errie Queerie:

Kingdom Hearts:
Roxas/Axel(This is my alltime fav pairing)


Here is my View on the Death Note Pairings:
There are five Main Characters. Light, L, Misa, Mellow and Near. So you should pair them off apropriately right? Well Light is mean to be with Misa, Mellow and Near grew up together and were rivals but in the end helped eachother(even if this killed Mellow) So some feel they should be paired together. This leaves L sitting in the corner eating sweets Right?
Light and L are so Cannon. I mean come on, they were chanined together for ages. What if they had to bathe together. See. It makes sense ya see. Secondly, Near and Mellow didn't like eachother. Mellow liked Matt so they got paired of together(pretty sweet couple don't you think). This leaves Near and Misa together. Let's have a look at how that worked out.
Misa: Near I think we should go out.
Near: No no no. I'm far to busy solving the Kira case. Anyway I've got my toys to keep me company...My sex toys.

Helena's Speech

Will's a nerd ! I have super long, blonde and straight hair. And I rock at running. I won cross country by a mile cause I'm so AWESOME! (joking btw, for people who don't understand sarcasm, actually I forgot nerdy sarcasm. By the way .. BTW means by the way but I did actually win) And I love Hot Fuzz, How to lose a guy in 10 days, Mean Girls, Little Miss Sunshine, Angus Thongs, 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (It's the best film imaginable - I mean . Heath Ledger...Hot or what!?) And Dark Knight - he looks so phycotic fit in that aswell, well me and my maties think so. I LOVE Steve Jones he's a sex bomb, and Aaron Johnson . Zac Efron has a nice body but he has a hideous femenin face - SICK! I play the violin - it's not stupid, it sounds beautiful when it's good. And piano, I suckk! Anyway. I'm a pretty cool kid.

FROM HELENA BROWN! Will's (older)Sister.

Anyway, my brother writes stories about crappy squirrels and 'danger nutty' and crap like that. But I guess you're all nerds like him on this fan fiction whatnot. So I guess you'll love his crap. Well I'm off now, again, to do my paper round, which Will does aswell, so I have money.. to spend at Costa. And Trolli Pizzas cause they taste sooo gurrd - even though they're like plastic. Well other sister is home now BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Helana Brown 2008)

I actually agree with most of what my sister just said in her first paragraph. But I do not write stories about Danger Nutty and Crap like that, that is behind me.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) "I'm using this purely so you can get a more general idea of me."

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. (Wish I was Jewish. Who wouldn't?)
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I'm not mean. Just brutally honest.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (I do.)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (I'm pretty sure this one applys to me. Not sure where though.)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. (This one may be true too :/)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (i wish)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (I'm not black, although I wish I was, but I'm pretty sure Jesus was a Brother.)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I am. Very much so.)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob (I'm not rich but I'm a massive snob.)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (But I do.)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
(Skinny Jeans on a guy makes them 60% more fit. Unless they're really fat and that just looks ridiculous)
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (One of my rules of life is literally don't hurt insects. I'll go out of my way to save a trapped fly and release it outside.)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I'm am amazing and I hate those who aren't talented.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. (Yeah I do! I'm honestly thinking about taking up a profession as a pole dancer. It's my artistic talent.)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (That bitch deserved it.)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
(It has a soft salty tang to it.)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. (Not all but most... Well the hot ones at least.)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

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20 things Kyle should not dosay to James by st.als.twilighters reviews
The name says it all.
Cherub - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by just drifting reviews
There was a lion brave and tall. There was a lamb meek and small. Edward and Bella's story told in a poem through the lion and the lamb
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Damn Flesh Eating Slugs by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
There's something lurking under Sirius' bed... Who does he run to? ... Remus of course! RemusXSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Music To My Ears by rekahneko reviews
Sirius and Remus disagree on the relative merits of musical puns. Slash RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
It's the Little Things by Demonsblade reviews
[One shot] James confronts Sirius on his suspicious lack of relationships, forcing him to reveal his secret feelings for a certain marauder. What will Remus do if he finds out? SBRL slashy fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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How I changed reviews
I'm Kyle Blueman. I'm 8. My life has changed completely. New life. New way of school. New friends. Oh but there is one advantage. My roomate Rod Nilsson. But he's so incredible and my freinds keep asking if i'm Gay! Slash. Please Review!
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,884 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008
A to Z of Kyle and Rod reviews
An A to Z of Kyle and Rods life after Cherub. Meant to be sweet. Slashfic. I just saw an A-Z fic and decided to write it. If Possible, please Review.
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete