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Joined 11-13-08, id: 1741423, Profile Updated: 02-15-09
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Jumper series.

There are 3 things i love twilight death note and maximum ride. i am a complete an utter copy of "L" from death note except for the look just the personality. I love Japanese candies they are delicious. I live in the US and i really love fanfic.

Ima FAX supporter!

Ima EGGY supporter!

Ima NIGGY supporter!

(I know, I know. Iggy just gets all the girls.)


"Remember: If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off."

"Snot is brain juice leaking out of your nose."

"They laugh because we're losers. We laugh because we just figured it out."

"They laugh at me because I'm DIFFERENT. I laugh at them because they're all the SAME."

"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."

"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."

"Everyone wants happiness without any pain, but you can't have rainbows without a little rain."

"If people were meant to pop out of bed we would all sleep in toasters."

"If you learn when you lose, the Bengals are going to be the smartest team at the end of this season."

"Tell your friends you love them. If you can't, get new friends."

"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. I just hope it isn't an oncoming train."

"Smile not because you feel like it, but because others need to know that you're there."

"Hugs are like big blankets, pulling us in and telling us it's alright."

"Live life like you just woke up and realized it was Christmas morning."

"We all have something in that empty space above our necks. I suggest you use it."

"Hearts are just like telescopes. You think you have yourself straitened out, then this guy comes and knocks everything out of persepective."

"How come we tell kids that violence is not the answer then send them to school and teach them about wars that solved America's problems?"

"You know, everyone keeps asking me if there's anything else I want for Christmas. But I look at the family in question and realize we don't need anything for Christmas in the first place."

"Wars are like blots of ink covering our history. They're big mistakes that we could have prevented if only we had been more careful not to tip the bottle."

"Fly with your own wings."

"When you look at the sky do you see a cloud or a dinosaur in a tutu?"

"Just because I'm here and you're there doesn't mean that you can't be here with me."

"Friends will be the ones bailing you out of jail. Best friends will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "Dude! Let's do that again!!"

"Bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother."

"Snape, Snape, Serverus Snape."

"I extened my fingers and looked at them seeing works of art and stubs that do nothing all at the same time."

"People in other countries are happy that the USA is so lazy. They can come and go to collage and have a high chance of getting hired because we won't get off our butts and say, 'Yeah its hard. But that's not going to stop me.' Seriously. Our country really needs a read-aloud of The Little Engine That Could."

"If you hit me, I hit back. If you hug me, I'll stare at you and ask, 'Are you bipolar?'"

"Because I know that it's damp, I don't care about your manicure, and because I'm next to you helping tunnel out of here."

"I will not make the same mistakes that you did because I'm sitting next to you working out our new evil plan."

"Voldemort, Voldemort, oo Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort."

this i got fom a person named greyskys thats his pen name.

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Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Into the Dark by mikenikes1123 reviews
Bella is changed but her powers cause complications nobody could have predicted. Nobody is safe around her anymore. What will she do to protect the ones she loves from the most dangerous newborn they have come across, herself? Big hit on another site! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,479 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008
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Jump Away reviews
My life sucks. Well it did anyway until i Jumped Away from my past. Not good at summaries please read and i love reviews
Jumper series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009
there is no such thing as PEACE
this fanfic is about the flock duh and how they cant have a normal life and how max and fangs relationship cannot be if they dont settle down. a buch of action suspense and some FAX thanks and pleaze review i love critisism
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Max, Fang