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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Twilight, Fullmetal Alchemist, Vampire Knight, and Maximum Ride.
Name: Jinxx Valentine (Not my real name but I like it, I used to be called Teye but it was changed...AGAIN!)
Age: wouldn't you like to know! Clue: I'm under 18
nicknames: jinxx, jinxxy, teye, teya
Looks: Mahoghany red (Like a witch!) brown eyes (Red when I'm mad, weird huh?), pale skin (People take me for a vampire or something' cause I'm so pale!)
People call me Jinxx now because of my new hair, that makes me look like a witch, and because I like to trick people! (I'm a troublemaker!), but if you want, you can still call me Teye or Teya (don't ask!)
Favorite music: Flyleaf (They rock!), Paramore (Twilight song 'Decode' rocks!), Evanescense (Full on rock!), Utada Hikari, Avril Lavigne, All American Reject, Breaking Benjaman, Within Temptation, Enigma (Gravity of love!), Cinema Bizarre (Lovesongs they kill me, and Silent Scream!), Blue October (Into the ocean), Three Days Grace ("Animal I have Become" and "Just Like you"), A LOT MORE I CAN'T REMEMBER!!
Favorite Books: Twilight, Vampire Kisses, House of Night Series, Oliver Nocturne, My Sisters a vampire, Anne Rice books, The Outsiders (I know so old school but I like it. Don't like that I like it, deal with it!), Anita Blake series, let the right one in, Maximum Ride (GO IGGY!!), A LOT more
Favorite things: black, skulls, crossbones, moons (Especially crescent moons), eclipses
Favorite Anime: FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST (Love Ed and Al (When Al's human of course, but he's cute either way)), Naruto (Duh!), Blood, Bleach, Death Note, Code Geass, FLCL (It's so funny), Inuyasha, Trinity Blood, Vampire Knight (Rocks! I LOVE Zero!), Fruits Basket, kitchen Princess (My friend got me obsessed with it -_-), SA
Favorite movies: Queen on the damned (Lestat is so hot in that one!), Naruto movies (ALL of them), Interview with the Vampire (Lestat is Ug-ly in that movie!), Fright Night 1 and 2, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Underworld, all final fantasies, TWILIGHT!, Ginger Snaps 1,2, and 3, let the right one in, many others...
Personality: I am usually calm but short-tempered when people pull my trigger, I'm quiet when not around my friends; when around people who aren't my friends or my enemies I'm a cold-hearted bitch, I'm a bit on the guy's side (I'm a guys girl!), I look usuallygoth (no cutting!) or rarely I'm going tomboy jeans style, I'm NOT a morning person! Clever, a prankster genius, good at not getting caught when lying and/or tricking someone with pranks (Never gotten caught!), and I love ANIME!! So, to sum it up, I'M CRAZY!!
Yes, I'm a goth for one. But not worship the devil and all, I'm like Raven from Vampire Kisses.
I am completely torn between Alexander and Claude Sterling. There's the hot artist and the sexy bad boy! @.@ HOWEVER!! The best related guys EVER are ZERO KIRYU and ICHIRU KIRYU!!
By the way, this profile is made by a Jacob Black lover, so any Edward Cullen fangirls can kiss my @# leave IMMEDIATELY...just kidding -, I have nothing against Edward lovers, and I love vampires more than werewolves, just not Edward Cullen. Don't get me wrong! I still LOVE werewolves!
Oh, about my avatar picture, I'm constantly changing it so don't be surprised to see a different picture.
If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...cope/paste this on your profile
If you've ever tripped on a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...Cope/paste this on your profile
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else...copy/paste this on your profile
If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction...copy/paste this on your profile
If you love your MP3 player...copy/paste this on your profile
If you suck at math...cope/paste this on profile
If your totally INSANE and WEIRD and loving every minutes of it...copy/paste this on profile
If you bang your head against the nearest wall when you hear the jonas brothers...copy this onto your profile
If your friends ever have a nickname, title, or anything else...copy this onto your profile
If your ears start bleeding when you hear Hannah Montana on HSM...copy this onto your profile
If you ever stayed up for 40 hours just because you fuckin' could...copy this onto your profile
If you know who Panic! at the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this onto your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as YOURSELF)...copy this onto your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutley no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you're a clutz and proud of it copy this into your profile
Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, Dipstick1214,Thousand Tailed Holy FangFlash,Hiddennaruto, MythicalSpirit14, GoddessPhoenix3173, Jinxx Valentine
ATTENTION: CHILD ABUSE IS VERY, VERY REAL. IF YOU ARE 100 AGAINST CHILD ABUSE AND WANT TO HELP STOP IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!
If you would lay your life down for a friend, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Ensign Nellie Forbush, Lady Barbossa 329,fowl68,Hiddennaruto, MythicalSpirit14, GoddessPhoenix3173, Jinxx Valentine
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
You Say Pink
CHEESE!! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe anymore. Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, barlowgirl16, mirandamaddness, Lane Render, Jinxx Valentine
There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, barlowgirl16, mirandamaddness, Lane Render, Jinxx Valentine
If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
Fang 98 percent human, 2 percent bird, 100 percent hott! If you believe that Fang is hott, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, barlowgirl16, mirandamaddness, Lane Render, Jinxx Valentine
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! SCREW YOU SCIENCTISTS SCUM!
If you have ever run into a tree, C&P
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!
If you have your own little world, C&P
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"
If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you're a left-handed writer and proud of it. Copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you ever wondered how Demyx got into the Organization, paste this in your profile
If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that Zexion is not emo, put this on your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random!(but I'm crayzee too) If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile
If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Friend: Asks me for my number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
To Every Girl:
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.
To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.
To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.
To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.
To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.
To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.
To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.
To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.
To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.
To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.
To every girl that just wants to hold hands.
To every girl that kisses him with meaning.
To every girl who just wishes he cared more.
To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.
To every girl who just wants him to call.
To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.
To every girl that just wants to cuddle.
To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.
To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.
To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."
To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.
To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.
To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.
To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.
To every girl who doesn't just want to be another pretty face.
To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.
To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again
To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.
If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."
We all know or knew someone like this!!
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
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You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
If you ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this onto your profile
REPOST IF YOU THINK STEREOTYPING IS WRONG AND BOLDFACE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU
I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. (halfish)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan. (when it's too sunny, i hate it!)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Manga? Anyone?)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm CALIFORNIAN so I MUST know how to surf.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(just wanted to bold that...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. ( sometimes)
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
Icry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
funny:Man: Where have you been all my life?
Here's something I posted that's sweet to "awww" at:
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Here's something I just posted: What A Boyfriend Should Do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stare's at your mouth
When she pushes you or hit's you
When she start's cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignore's you
When she pull's away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
When she steal's your favorite hat
When she tease's you
When she doesnt answer for a long time
When she look's at you with doubt
When she say's that she like's you
When she grab's at your hands
When she bump's into you
When she tell's you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
Here's another funny thing I posted:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horoscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
Totally Random Questions That I Often Ask Myself:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
1. Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)?
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?
7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?
8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?
9. Did you think Matt's death was fair?
10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end?
11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?
12. Your favorite Wammy kid?
13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?
14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?
17. Sub or dub?
18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?
19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?
20. Do you even know who BB is?
21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?
24. Which character would be the best OOC?
25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?
26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?
27. Do you like lemons?
28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?
29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?
30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?
32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?
35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?
36. Do you want to own a Death Note?
37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?
38. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?
39. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns?
40. Do you have a Death Note OC?
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?
Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.
1. Kyo (FB)
2. Naruto (duh)
3. Edward (Fullmetal)
4. Alphonse (Fullmetal)
5. Ichigo (Bleach)
6. L (Death note)
7. Roy (fullmetal)
8. Matt (Death note)
9. Zero (VK)
10. Cloud (FF)
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
What the--where's the fire?!
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
I'd faint, wake up, and say "hell's yeah!"
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
When the say ‘speak now or forever hold your piece’! I’d be the one to yell ‘I OBJECT’, I like both of 'em!
5 cooked you dinner?
Ichigo cook for me a dream come true (though I'd probably die of food poisoning...)
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Let’s see a L on the beach with me a fantasy come true baby!
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Wow...MY BRO CAN DO ALCHEMY?! HELL'S YEAH!!
8 got into the hospital somehow?
I’d bring him every game and game system known to man (NOO! LIVE, MATT, LIVE!! TT-TT)
9 made fun of your friends?
Kick his ass (sorry ZERO! T-T)
10 ignored you all the time?
Go hang out with 3 and 4 (I'd expect that from Cloud!)
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Kill them with his Martial arts skills!!
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
overreact and start yelling "we're all gonna die!", eventually he just puts me on his back and runs to the hospital.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
idk, a metal arm?...
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Try and save me (he's made of metal for god's sake! XO)
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?
Stop me and tell me I don’t have to do it if I don’t want to
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Sit me down and hand me a video game
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
He’d just stand there cheering me on in his head.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
toll his eyes and walk away
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Because he kicks ass, is smexy, and , hello! transforms into a cat!
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
I’d die (NOOOO!! T-T)
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Yes they would love him. (if they don't call him short...)
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
I’d DIE ALL OVER AGAIN!! (NOO!!T-T)
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
I’d take away his sweets!
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Wow...that was supposed to be my brother a few questons ago...
Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
It's okay Matt -hands him video
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just:
One more heart that was stopped.
If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile! It's -sob- so sad -sob, sob-, NOW COPY AND PASTE IT FOR THE POOR KID!!
"-_-...damn you..." -me
"I will be avenged!!" -Rori
"What does 'hn' mean?"-me
"Chubbies rule!" -Joe and Choji
"Believe it!" -Naruto and Natty
"Bitch" again- ME!!
"It's eyeliner asshole."-me
"Anime guys are so much hotter than ordinary guys"-darkpeatle
"Jacob Black is S-E-X-Y"-Julissa
"What is wrong with you?"-Philia
"you okay, girl?"-Courtney with odd look
"Who you calling too short to be seen through a magnifying glass?!"-Ed
"Calm down brother!"-Al
"Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional..."-Pain and Kaito (he's always saying that!! -_-)
My current fanfiction friends: Kinara-chan, darkpeatle202, Cookiecat, vladimirluver14, and Jinxx Nimue (My little cuz!). If you want to be my friend just ask.
Oh, I started a forum for RPing with you're own 'Create a Naruto character'. Join if you want but message me first!
May I mention, ANIME guys are SOOOOOOOO much better than REAL guys!
Check out my stories. I will mention now, KHS is old and not like I write now. Second Alchemist is beings worked on to make it better, and Blood Bound is shared with 4 other people who are NOT on fanfiction. They are characters in the story.
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