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Joined 11-13-08, id: 1741636, Profile Updated: 03-18-13
Author has written 11 stories for 07-Ghost, and Fruits Basket.

'ello, everyone. I may not know much about o7, what with having a /very/ limited area for doing research on the ever-updating manga, but I do my best with what I'm given. It isn't much, but with a dash of magic, and so much cursing, it's enough to entertain.
I ship everyone with everyone, though I have a mighty soft spot for Frito because it's just so FLUFFEH.

Guido is love

I always listen to request for one-shots, if they interest me anyways. So feel free to do that -- if they're simple, they'll get done quicker. Whether its unrequited love or fluffity-fluff-fluff. I typically write for o7 only, but if you'd like me to have a crack at a different fandom, I can try.

Current Writing Status:
(3.18.2013 / 11:28AM)

So. We got through TaC. Everyone applaud. Yes, yes. Now, onto the reason I'm updating this -- I'm kinda, sorta, maybe, in a way, possibly thinking of discontinuing all my previous fictions. (And by that, I mean I really want to.) Yes, this includes the popular titles of NL, H and ITM. And maybe Apples. But that was sort of a drabble drop-off box to begin with, so it was going to stay Incomplete forever. I know there will be many of you who will oppose this and send angry letters, but I cannot find the inspiration to keep writing for them. For NL, it's been so long since I've updated, and I've thought of rereading my own work, to find stable ground within the fic again, but I am offended by my own crappy writing. I'm surprised so many of you muscled through that to get to the better stuff. That's patience I will never hope to have, because what I want to do is scrap it all and start from scratch. But if I do that, I should just start a new fiction altogether. Which I can do, let me reassure you. I don't want to stop writing for o7, but I can't keep writing a fiction I've basically given up on. For H, the ending I had planned for it is just not up to par anymore. It's unrealistic, rushed, and slathered with so much sugar that it's obvious (well, to myself) that I was trying to cover up crappy writing. Now, without that ending, I have not one fucking clue on how to get this story from Point A to B. I'm sorry for those who were looking forward to smut, but I just never got there and I can't get there now. As for ITM, this was a silly drabble anyway. And I might go back to it, once I get over this "realistic" fixation of mine, so ITM is in the who-knows pile. Just know it will not be updated soon. Some may be wondering why Fyulong Hole isn't here, and that's because that is a project I want to finish for myself, really. But will not, I repeat: NOT be like the one I currently have posted. I've stated this previously, but I will do so again: Fyulong Hole is being rewritten and it will be darkerthan what I have now. Think of it as a shift from Disney's Alice to American McGee's Alice. There will still be sickeningly sweet moments, fluff, hurt/comfort, but very sparse and maybe only if you squint and tilt your head. I have other story ideas, so please don't think of this as me quitting. Just cleaning the fridge of all the food that's going bad. I'll leave them up, but they will now read complete and I'll write in DISCONTINUED in the summaries so no one gets their hopes up.

I'll be posting this thing up here again in NL and H in a month or so. That way no one can say that they were not warned beforehand. In that month, if I change my mind for whatever reason, you'll never see this notice again. Again, I'm very sorry for what I am about to do. I know what's it's like to have a story you enjoy just suddenly leave off (it sucks and stings like a bitch), and if anyone wants to take over either story, I'll be more than happy to hand over the reigns, but understand that I just can't. I sit here, and I stare at Word, and nothing comes to mind. And now with work and college, I have even less time to write fanfiction. So I'd rather be using that time more productively than fighting with a fiction that just won't let itself be written. Like getting you guys a new, fresh story -- one that's cleverly written and engaging, and deserving of your time and adoration. Okay, I'm done now. If you want to rant and tell me I'm just being stupid and lazy, then feel free to do so. I owe you all that much for putting up with me all these years.

--Devalu Stray.

Twitter: @ TsundereZehel


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Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 5,033 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Objective by LozieDeanon reviews
An evil NEXT with the power to issue absolute commands has found the perfect pawn for his latest scheme: Wild Tiger. Ordered to kill his partner, it's up to the heroes to keep Barnaby alive and oblivious… and to keep Kotetsu from losing his mind.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,642 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger
Destiel, Actually by Cuboid reviews
Dean and Castiel are playing out your typical-and-not-so-typical rom-com cliché's. The culprit's obvious. Gabe's just trying to help - it was about time someone kicked the knuckleheads into gear. "And... ACTION!"
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,084 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Discovering Destiel by DC Derringer reviews
Castiel discovers Destiel fan fiction and believes the writers are correct. Now he must convince Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hostage Negotiation by BlackWindButterfly reviews
Austria has recently found out that his beloved piano has been taken captive by none other than Prussia. He starts receiving ransom notes that may tell him how to get her back, but what price will he have to pay? PruAus Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
More Than He Deserves by psychotic7796 reviews
Kotetsu will never be in love with Barnaby, but he's okay with that. He'll take what he can get, which will always be more than he could hope for.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny, Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
Shout So I Can Listen by BlackWindButterfly reviews
When things began, America and England had a brotherly relationship, but after the Boston Tea Party and a few Intolerable Acts, all that has changed. Sometimes the only way to be heard is to shout, especially when drinks are involved. UsuK Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Frigid Winter Snow by BlackWindButterfly reviews
Russia has always found himself living in the cold and snow. The thought had never crossed his mind though that its frigidness could have worn off on him. RoChu fluff. Oneshot. Rated T for vodka reference and very mild violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011 - China, Russia - Complete
Nero Shrimp by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Whilst on a trip with Jim to Iowa, Spock tries a rather peculiar food and he experiences a reaction he is not used to. Can Jim get him home safely? Based on Star Trek Gag Reel. Spirk!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Prognosis: Ashau by Reigen Doki reviews
Spock has been experiencing unusual symptoms lately and seeks out McCoy's help. Now if only the good doctor would stop laughing. Spock/Kirk fluff. Rated for McCoy's mouth.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/8/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sturgeon's law by Reigen Doki reviews
'Nothing is always absolutely so.' 90% of everything is crud. A quick look at five times the crew of the Enterprise initially misread the situation, and two times they knew exactly what was going on. Spock/Kirk love, or close enough.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Pull Up, Pick Up by tanyart reviews
Night shifts at the McDonalds' Drive-Thru. Altair/Malik, AU.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
The Obligatory Kitten Fiction by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Yes I wrote a kitten fic, try not to roll your eyes too hard. Castiel is a cat, witches suck, Gabriel shows up and Sam just wants to eat lettuce. Crack and cuteness.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Double Desu, All the Way by Rantzilla reviews
A group of aliens with tentacles invade Greece, and the Wonder Pets come to save the day! No, wait... GreecexJapan CRACK. And when I say crack, I MEAN crack. So if you don't want to read something that makes absolutely no sense, I SUGGEST NOT CLICKING.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Japan, Greece - Complete
Why Germany Really Likes Italy by redit reviews
Why does Germany stick by Italy and defend him in war-time, despite his uselessness and cowardice? What is his redeeming quality? "My kingdom for a..." Parody, rated T for France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Kirk v Random by SylviaW1991 reviews
Captain Kirk reminisces about a recently discovered planet and it's inhabitants then has a rather... peculiar dream involving them. WARNING: TWILIGHT BASHING AHEAD
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Alfred and Arthur's Infinite Playlist by three-days-late reviews
AU. Alfred receives a message from his English lover. In return, Arthur receives one from America. Warnings for fluff, so much fluff...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Star Trek: The Musical Panda Version by XxArixX reviews
"so in the end we have some Kirk/Spock goin' on because yes, they are practically canon". I decided to crack-ify Star Trek. So here it is ! Rated for Language... BEWARE OF SOME UHURA BASHING! -REVISED-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/30/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Antics of a Drunken Mage by turquoise.archer reviews
"Kuro-drunk, where'd'ya goooo?"
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Galeotto Fu Il Libro, E Chi Lo Scrisse by KivaEmber reviews
AU: A chance encounter at a coffee shop leads to Gilbert becoming a protagonist in Rome's pornography novel – after that, well, it pretty much turns into a pornography novel. Rome/Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Prussia, Ancient Rome - Complete
Of Exhibits and Voyeurs by fate-at-work reviews
It's their fault for trespassing and not locking her apartment doors, so they couldn't blame her from watching the spectacular and once-in-a-lifetime scene, right? NatsuGray oneshot. PWP. Voyeurism and exhibitionism. Rated M, obviously.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Natsu D., Gray F. - Complete
txt msg by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
I'm sorry, was there not enough sex in it for you? by VIITheChariot reviews
Alfred discovers the horrors of fanfiction and reads about a supposed scene, or ten, that took place between him and Arthur when he was younger. Alfred then freaks out. A lot. Kool-Aid is spat onto the computer screen and nothing is sacred...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/27/2009 - America, England/Britain
GOD by PK Samurai reviews
[One-shot] G.O.D: Gundams On Drugs or whatever. See how the Gundam Meisters view religion.
Gundam 00 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Allelujah, Lockon, Setsuna, Tieria - Complete
Bank Job by Dyce reviews
A teaparty, a card game, a bank robbery and the last appearance of the Blue Hands. River and Jayne's relationship begins to take shape. Covers an alternate version of 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. 3rd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,175 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Kinship by Dyce reviews
Jayne gets more attached to River, Simon and Inara become friends, and Mal is most unhappy. This is a sequel to 'Two Gorram Days',covering the time between 'Objects in Space' and 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. PreRayne. 2nd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Two Gorram Days by Dyce reviews
PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 125 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
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Apples reviews
Grow love like apples in a tree. Short stories, MOSTLY fluff, all centered around Teito because Teito is adorable and needs love. Rating T mostly due to the language.
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,884 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Teito K.
Take a Chance reviews
Teito really hates Valentine's Day. High School AU. T because of the language. (I really finished it this time, I SWEAR.)
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,837 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Frau, Teito K. - Complete
H aka Lover's Heat reviews
Mikage the fyulong had ceased to appear after the ordeal with Ayanami. Feeling completely abandoned, Teito Klein fell into a depressive state, indulging in Satan's playground as he waits for his own death. M for profanity, drug use, and sexual situations.
07-Ghost - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,249 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Frau, Teito K.
In The Meantime reviews
A classic game of Truth or Dare. Rated T for language, and...stuff.
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,154 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Frau, Teito K.
It's Not the Same! reviews
A day of play. Ends with... What?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Shigure S., Tohru H. - Complete
Never Leave reviews
Frau and Teito are headed back to Barsburg Church after a long irritating trip together. But as their relationship seems to be strained, they realize that they can't see themselves without the other. Rated T for future chapters.
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,600 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Frau, Teito K.
Down the Fyulong Hole reviews
Teito Klein, average teen, learns that following a pink rabbit with wings down an unknown crevice might not have been such a good idea...
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010
Special Hugs reviews
A day at the zoo. Flirting snakes and...monkeys hugging? Random drabble, read at your own risk
07-Ghost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Frau, Teito K. - Complete
Sweet Dreams reviews
Though Teito made it safely - more or less - to the Seventh District, it does not mean Ayanami has completely vanished from his life. First person POV. A bit...'disturbing' though not enough to be rated M. One-Shot
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Ayanami, Teito K. - Complete
Wish reviews
Because, every now and again, we just need to be reminded that our friends deceased once loved us, and will always in that sense.
07-Ghost - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Teito K., Mikage - Complete
Making the Cut reviews
There was one little test before Konatsu Warren was allowed into the Black Hawks. He passed well enough. So why wasn't he happy? Konatsu&Hyuuga with Hyuuga&Ayanami. Rated T cause I don't think its "mature" worthy.
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Konatsu W., Hyuuga - Complete