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Author has written 7 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Red vs. Blue.

A/N: I swear on the soul of Primus, I will get back to Riddles in Disguise. I just took time off because my hormones sunk their teeth into my soul and dragged me away kicking and screaming so that I would write them stupid stuff

If People Frequently Asked Me Questions This Is What They Would Probably Ask

What Does WiEGoP Mean?

WiEGoP means "What if Everybody Got Pregnant?" I naturally write stories where characters find themselves, often unexpectedly, pregnant. I know it's stupid but I cannot stop no matter how hard I try because it is as natural and necessary to me as breathing, I blame the hormones entirely.

I know that I am seriously becoming a fan of a movie, television show, or book series when I begin to involuntarily (on my part) get someone in the story, OC or otherwise, pregnant (in a literary sense...>.>) I try to fight these inclinations because they're pretty dumb. I have attempted to take the pregnant characters out...but they are the beating heart of my fictions. The second the pregnancy is removed, even if it had been reduced to a pathetic subplot on an epic, researched, five-years-and-coming story I lose all interest, and the story dies. So, not all of my stories will have pregnant characters, but some might. Okay...most probably will at some point. Damn hormones.

Understand that I DO NOT think that getting a random character pregnant is a GOOD basis for a story, all it provides is pointless, melodramatic, unrealistic, delicious, hormonally-charged, emoliciousness. But I CAN NOT STOP. I do, however, try to approach my stories with as much professionalism (I mean..other than getting everyone preggers) as I can muster.

What Are Your Stories Gonna Be Like? (Provided You Ever Get Them Done?)

I may write some fake fanfiction, in the style of Werst fanftitcion evars yo! LOLwhut? These should be very obvious to most reader as JOKES.

If I EVER contradict something, ANYTHING, said in ANY episode/issue of the the continuity I'm writing in please tell me to receive the coveted No-Prize. Extreme fanwanking, and concepts gleaned from other continuities serve as the spackle to hold these stories together, but if they contradict canon I have thrown them out.

For Transformers stories I write pure, unadulterated, GEEWUN cartoonverse. STRICT G1 cartoon continuity (sans Beast Era).Most conventional fanon/Beast Wars retcons (Sparks, Sparklings, Spark-bonding, Bond-mates) will NOT appear in my G1 stories (nothing against people who do utilize such devices, I read it, I write it, but not here.) OC Transformers will probably not appear, though unnamed G1 Transformers have received names. OC fleshlings will appear as the story warrants.

Stories are rated K or T for violence, swearing, and MENTIONING of frolicking: future tense/past tense and unexplicit. The Frolicking is only there to serve the needs of the story. (It's hard to get fleshies preggers without it.) Those of you looking for lots of hawt, steamy lovin', robot or otherwise, will have to look someplace else. (You won't have to look far.)

Future stories may involve Transformers, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, or the DC Universe. Most will be set within the confines of strict adherence to the particular fandom's canon, though Extended Universes may be pared down. Canon is my friend, and I lubs it so.

What Are Your Transformers Stories Gonna Be About? (Provided You Ever Get Them Done?)

AUTHOR'S NOTE FOR ALL THE FOLLOWING STORIES: If you have not watched the G1 episode Sea Change my stories will make NO SENSE at all. In fact, if you only watched it once, and you weren't paying attention to it because you thought Seaspray had a dumb voice and the whole thing was a lot of nonsense, then my stories might not make sense. I make LIBERAL use of characters that had a bit part in that one episode. Characters you've probably forgotten completely. So go. Watch it NOW! I COOOOMMMMMAAAAANNNNND YOU!

A Night at Sea

One of my first stories. Alana has news (and guess what it is?) but what will Seaspray think? Veiled threats of adult themes that metamorphisize into nothingness.

Riddles in Disguise

Set in the year 1988 (between the end of Season 2 of G1 and the 1986 Movie,) the story will mostly revolve around the Autobots Chromia and Ironhide. Classic (and some underused) G1 Transformers AND humans will appear. Most Canon romances are represented (for those who care.) Action, humor, romance, space-Aztecs, Decepticon plots that almost make sense, Cheesy 80's references, and...of course...a pregnancy. Rated T for Violence, mild language, and, of course, obtuse references to frolicking that leads to pregnancy.

Opening Credits: The prologue to the story.

She Changed: The First Episode.


Set roughly two years before Riddles in Disguise, and two weeks after the story A Night at Sea, though all the stories can be read independently. Seaspray and Alana are nervous and excited to be expecting a baby, but must rexamine their relationship, and themselves, when the unthinkable happens. Rated K for language and snogging.

Other Stories

Well...chances are 60/40 that someone is gonna get pregnant.

How Sensitive Are You?

Please read and review. I welcome LOTS of constructive criticism. Heck, FLAME me if you want to. If you really think my stories are complete and total dreck I wanna KNOW IT and I wanna know WHY. Believe me...I'll survive a few badly spelled cuss words on teh internets yo. I don't just want to know why you liked my story. I want to know WHY. What moments, what elements. PLEASE tell me! puppy dog eyes

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Carrying by iratepirate reviews
TF Prime: An accident involving Knock Out and an Allspark fragment leaves Arcee sparked, and facing an uncertain future. Expectations of peace and victory ride on a single new life, but who will consider the one femme burdened to carry it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,458 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Arcee, June D.
Parting Shots From The Happy World by Ha-Hee Prime reviews
One-shot drabbles I've jotted down for fun, mostly set post-ceasefire: Megs likes 80's Earth music; Prime and Elita get it on; Prime's response to fan fiction; a couple top-secret entries from Prime's diary; Prime defaces Megs's gilding...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Shattered Origin by Darth Krande reviews
This is the origin story of Megatron - in the Shattered Glass verse. Where everything the upside-down version of what we know, Bots are evil, Cons are good. It is mostly mirror-G1. Does not follow official Shattered Glass.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,995 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Megatron - Complete
Tranformers Prime: Life by FullstopBlaster reviews
Post Withdrawl and Restless Ratchet. Ratchet and Optimus have created life. Established Optimus X Ratchet. This is a new take on cybertronian family units and such. This is a spark/bud transfer scenarior. No sparklings. Read and review. :D
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Million Year Love Song by CoraxOnyx reviews
G1-Elita-One and Optimus Prime. During the Search for Alpha Trion, an important conversation in a lost moment. Two lovers connect again. What can they possibly have to say to one another?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Elita One, Optimus Prime - Complete
Sustenance by KrysSaiyan reviews
Post-DotM. While dealing with the death surrounding their latest battle, Optimus Prime and Ratchet discover life amongst the ruins of a Decepticon camp, and bring the abandoned hatchlings home. Warning: contains cannibalism.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
What The Transformers Thought Of ROTF by Kibble Beast reviews
The G1 Transformers get together to watch and comment on the most epic movie of 2009. But just what will they think of- well, everything? Major spoilers, and rather insane. T for language and concepts beyond child comprehension. ;
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,116 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009
A Transformation in Five Acts by Ha-Hee Prime reviews
OP&M OP/E1 "You want to know something, Optimus Out-Of-Whose-Tailpipes-The-Light-Shineth Prime? Today I find myself wondering if it's worth it after all." Soundwave's death triggers a tiny change in Megatron. But what will peace require?COMPLETE & revised
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,600 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 6/12/2009 - [Elita One, Optimus Prime, Megatron] - Complete
Everything I Need to Know I Learned from RENT by BeagleDee reviews
Brought to you by crazybeagle and deeplyshallow. A comprehensive list of the most valuable life lessons we've ever learned, brought to us by the bohemians and all their vast wisdom and experience. Shameless parody.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Hush : Shout : Song by Sinead Rivka reviews
.:Movieverse:. Based off of my own observations at Botcon 2007. When we were first allowed into the room where Optimus sat waiting to receive us, what was really being said? Part Three: If he doesn't have someone to snark at, Ratchet clearly woolgathers.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Optimus Prime
Game Mechanics: Autobalance by Hobbithearted reviews
Newsflash! The Medic switches sides. Its... probably fairly obvious that that's where this story is going. I tell you so in the title. But, the fact that he does isn't important. The how, the why, and more importantly the *consequences* of it... is.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,693 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
Two for the Price of One by DarkAngelLillith reviews
No one knew it, but Shepard was pregnant with Kaidan's baby when she died. Cerberus brought her back just as she was when she died.written for the kinkmeme
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,084 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Save You, Ratchet! by VeekaIzhanez reviews
Liew You Sam is a Malaysian girl that got an accident and she need Ratchet's help for saving her life! Ratchet/OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
Still Beautiful by John Smith reviews
Optimus Prime finds himself alone with Elita One for the first time in millions of years. As the past creeps up on them, he wonders if they can reclaim the bond they once shared.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
Easy Squeezy by Burnedtoasty reviews
“What? I like your new boobs,” Booster replied, somewhat hurt. “They’re perky.”
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Tanked by cyberwulf reviews
G1. Optimus Prime needs help. Only Sparkplug can give it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Optimus Prime, Sparkplug W. - Complete
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Critter by CoraxOnyx reviews
G1 Ironhide, one of the toughest Autobot warriors, needs some help from a furry friend when confronted with a problem that can't be frozen, blown up or tackled.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Doors to Let Out Life by CoraxOnyx reviews
2007 Movieverse Miles winds up looking for a ride again. Can he rely on the kindness of strangers? Mild language, no slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Miles L., Optimus Prime - Complete
Last Hours by Hiho reviews
During ROTJ, two Imperial officers spend their last hours together, and ponder the question that has plagued man since the dawn of time: are Imperial officers ever allowed to take off their hats? Sort of slash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Darth Vader
Halflife: Fulllife Consequences by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
What to do when you meet Megatron by Starath reviews
The title pretty much says it all lol! I warn ya, it's silly! ;D
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2005
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Shotgun: Season Nine And a Half reviews
Set after Season 8. Sarge gets (a) Private Grif pregnant. Washington angsts about teammates and team-kills. And Caboose searches for booty and orange juice. What happened to the Blood Gulch Crew between seasons 8 and 10? And, what has happened to the season 5 characters who've disappeared?
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/21/2013 - [K. Grif, Sarge] D. Grif, Wash
She Changed reviews
Riddles in Disguise, Episode 1. Chromia and Moonracer go to the planet Tlal to pick up some old friends. But not everything on the exotic planet is as peaceful as it seems and the team is forced to transform themselves in a way they had never expected.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Chromia, Moonracer
Fatherhood? reviews
Seaspray tries to come to terms with the news that he will soon be a father. Then the unexpected happens. K for some obtuse references to frolicking. Set after my earlier story "A Night At Sea." Seaspray/Alana.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,497 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Seaspray, Alana - Complete
Sparkloves and Bondmates reviews
G1. When a member of the Autobot team does something unspeakable how will the the rest of the team cope? Can Prowl's love for his bondmate save Jazz from the darkness threatening to overcome him? And what about those wacky Twins? Please read and review PJ
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Opening Credits reviews
Riddles in Disguise Prologue. It all starts with a bang when the Female Autobots attack. But will Chromia make it out in time? Chromia. Moonracer. Elita. Firestar. Explosions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Chromia, Elita One
The Stars Screm My PaAin: Blitzjumpers Storey reviews
OK liek Blitzjumper is teh hottness. SuperkawwaiiAweseomdesu KK? Luv, romanse, voilence. Pwesze read. No phlames KK? BlitzjumperxUltra Magnus, BlitxzjumperXJazz,BlitxjumperXDevcon:Blitzjumper XHOtRod. BlitxjumperXAstrotrain. BlitzXStarscream BlitzXcyclons
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Ultra Magnus, Starscream - Complete
A Night At Sea reviews
G1. Alana has news, but will Seaspray understand? WiEGoP to the core. SeasprayxAlana
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Seaspray, Alana - Complete