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Me... you really want to know about me?? OOOooooooo

I'm a 33 yr old housewife and mother of four boys, yes all boys. your simpathy is overwhelming :) I enjoy reading, painting, drawing, fishing, camping, and many different types of music.

fav authors..

christene feehan, laura adrian, sherrilyn Kenyon, Lyndsay sands, (see the theme yet?) I have a large collection of books, romances mostly. I go through them about one every other day.

fav tv. moonlight (could that man get any hotter?) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dRmy4h_IXQ&feature=channel_page! csi miami, i catch csi and csi ny when i can, doctor who, NCIS.

Music taste, Rammstein, Emigrate, combichrist, duran duran, fleetwood mac, heart, Rammstein, did i mention i love Rammstein? Till Lindemann is a drop dead sexy musical genius, and Richards ass is magical ;)

I have a youtube page, yes same name! I know not very creative of me but hey, no confusion either! I have enough to remember without adding 10 or 15 different screen names to it too! :) i knew you would understand :) If you see this name around anywhere on the web its probably me.

big horror movie buff, but i love a good romance or comedy too. favorite movie of all time would half to be wild orchid!! (NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 18, AWW HECK MAKE THAT 21) Don't say i didn't warn you! Same with the books on the list, not for kiddies, but if your of age or your parents don't mind go ahead, feehan is a brillant writer, she always sucks me into her sories. i ususally can't put them down until i'm done reading them.

feel free to contact me if you want. but don't be suprised if i don't answer right away. busy busy busy!!

I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there’s evidence of any thinking going on inside it - Terry Pratchett

WHY PARENTS DRINK!!

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but
had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with
one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home

phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '

'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

'Yes' whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?'

The child whispered, 'No'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your

Mummy there?' 'Yes'

'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, 'No'

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss

asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

'Yes' whispered the child, 'a policeman'

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss

asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

No, he's busy' whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman' came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the

earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

'A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered,

'The search team just landed a helicopter'

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they
searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...

'ME'

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http:// midnight breed fan forum!!

http:/// forum for everything vampire knight!!

http:// forum for everything vampire in print!!

http:///index.php christene feehan website - she has teasers and trailers here!!

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. Author Unknown

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Chronicles: Does this mean it was meant to be? by Nova Rhea9d3 reviews
Sequel to: To Have Found Another. 5 years have passed since Riddick left. Rhea has changed a great deal, Imam now has a wife, and daughter, Jack is missing, Riddick has come back, and a new, deadlier threat has arrived.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,455 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/21/2018 - Published: 6/17/2010 - [Riddick, OC] Jack, Imam
Dark Covers All by DeathDragon130 reviews
Shinku is wanted by the Necros. Why? Because she decimated almost all of them. 4 million of them to be exact. What happens when she and Riddick meet? Sequel up now!
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,009 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/8/2018 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Riddick - Complete
Looking Through The Mirror by Sesshomaru's Babydoll reviews
Sasha Evans was fighting for her life when she was sucked up by the wormhole. Now she's on a desert planet with the survivors of a crashed ship. One is a man who releases the chained animal within her, forcing her to rediscover herself. But as her world is flipped upside down, the night closes in. Can she survive the darkness with her body, mind and, perhaps, her heart, intact?
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,707 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Riddick, Jack, Imam, OC
Dark Illusions by magicspromise89 reviews
When empath Kristine Wilkinson rushes home one rainy night, she shares a vision with her friend Michaela-a vision of an evil creature out for blood. This vision is just the beginning of a world turned upside down. OC/OC Rated M to be safe. (Currently on hiatus)
Carpathian Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,008 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 8/29/2010
Like Father, Like Daughter? by krazykiwi16 reviews
What if there was one more passenger? Riddick's daughter is on board, but she doesn't know who her father is. Riddick knows who she is. What'll happen when the two meet? Will they bond? Or will a alien infested planet throw a spanner in things? Read to see what befalls on father and daughter T for swearing and violence.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,922 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Riddick, OC, Jack
Lucid Dreams by PanicPanic reviews
Alicia is a photographer known for her glam-kink photos. She also works at Arkham Asylum. Will she lose everything for the shot of a lifetime? Or will she join the rank of crazies in the mad house that can only be Gotham? OC/Batman/Scarecrow/Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,823 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Curve Balls by elohcin reviews
Life is forever throwing you curve balls. For Clara, her life brings her a family she didn't know she had, a love she wasn't ready for, and friends she never knew she needed. Dom/OC
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 120,468 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Dom T., OC - Complete
Soul of a Warrior by Succoria reviews
Andrea finds an injured Predator/Yautja in the woods and helps him. Little did she know how much her life would drastically change after meeting him. Human/Yautja pairing.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,398 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Predator/Yautja, Human
It's the Journey, Not the Destination by AydanFox reviews
Scarlett Birch has been given a daunting task. To heal a murderer. Is she capable? Can he even be fixed? These 2 charcters are pushed together to unfold, finding that its the journey not the destination, that makes us who we are. AU. Set after GoF. BCJ/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,557 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Barty C. Jr., OC
Feral Feline by JJHey reviews
She knew she was different from the way she looked, the way people unconsciously side-stepped her in the street or hallway. Or when parents tightened their grip on their children when she passed. *Chapter 1 revised. Missing parts revealed later.*
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,103 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Riddick
A WereHunters Story: Remi's story by DazedInReality reviews
Remi Peltier is strong,aggressive,a fighter,everything a Katagaria male should be.But a near fatal accident brings him into contact with Lucille Renn.Quiet and unsure,Lucille is healing her own wounds.Can she be strong enough to heal Remi's?
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,355 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Breaking the Beast The Joker's Equal? by TheAceOfKnaves reviews
Has the Joker met his match in a fiery red head who is a bit on the chaotic side? Only time will tell, but the closer she gets the more she begins to realize, there was no coincidence in their meeting. Rated M for sex, violence, and language. Joker/OC currently undergoing a re-write.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 40 - Words: 254,799 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Joker - Complete
Immortal Fear by Dash Of Dust reviews
Alex wakes up on the beach of Santa Carla. Impossible to be true, she think's shes dreaming and explores around and runs into the Emerson's. Soon she joins in Michael's journey to meeting The Lost Boys. Rated M for later chapters please R&R xo xo
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,513 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 5/19/2009
Simple Love by Stormess reviews
When the brother of new CSI, Jessica Chase, is murdered, Horatio vows to find the killer. Along the way, Jessica and Horatio's past catches up with them and threatens to tear them apart, or bring them back into each others arms.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,227 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Horatio C.
Surgeons General Warning by Danger Illustrated reviews
Of all days they could have worked on the house, they chose today. Nothing could be more awkward than standing in front of five guys in next to nothing and all I have to show for is my love of hello kitty boxers. At least I make my brothers proud. PaulOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,573 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Paul, Embry
Midnight Thorns by Twi'leksandMandalorians reviews
Bethany Holt and Marie Tawont, two twenty year old girls who haved lived in different countries. One is a photgrapher, the other a self defense/fighting trainer. What do they have in common? They're both drawn into the Order and thrust into a new world.
Midnight Breed series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 4/8/2009
Dark Vision by Shoove reviews
While following a lead that might help his people, Damek is forced to search New York City. After hitting another dead-end he stumbles upon a woman who captures his attention, and seems to be able to see more then a normal human should.
Carpathian Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,167 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 6/17/2010
I'd Rather See You Dead by impulsesbulky reviews
The Joker had sent the building he had called home up in flames and walked away that day from everything, leaving her and that chapter of his life behind. She was dead. Or so he thought, until he was once again face to face with Angel. Joker/OC Bruce/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,309 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Riddick Who by XxEJMxX reviews
When Riddick meets his female counterpart, sparks will fly... Follow an untold Female Furyan's tale of Richard B. Riddick. *In the process of re-writing*
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,550 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010
The Attractions of Abduction by Piccolo is green reviews
AU V/B. Accidentally attracting Vegeta's attention, Bulma finds herself in the hands of the Saiyan Prince. Forced to revive Vegetasei and its inhabitants, the heiress begins to realise that good and evil aren't always easy to define. ON HIATUS
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,690 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta
Fires of Home by ividia reviews
post TCOR - Called by Shirah, Riddick returns to Furya. Rating for language and anything else that might happen.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,497 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Riddick
The First by SeraphimDarkholme reviews
After spending his time thinking that he is the only Furyian left Riddick is suprised when a female Furyian is quite literally dropped infront of him. RiddickXOC
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,650 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011
Once Bitten, Forever Yours by WriterGirl24 reviews
BDB Fanfic, post LE. Kaelina is a new arrival at the Brotherhood Mansion. She is shy, quiet and utterly inexperienced around males. What will her stay with the brothers bring out in her. Please read and review.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,236 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 12/12/2008
Lover Seeked by RoseyFox reviews
Two mysterious female vampires show up in Caldwell and they have some guts. One claims to be Wrath's sister. Is this true and what's with her strange bodyguard.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,881 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Dark Birth by Willow-Pea reviews
Penny is fighting to survive in a world where she trusts no one, while protecting her younger sister Grace. When Hector comes into her life, she is forced to depend on him. After all, she is his lifemate.
Carpathian Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,565 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010
Life's A Beach by Lynn Bridgeport reviews
Living with my Grandma Tansy all summer in the ridiculously small town of La Push was a darn good punishment as far as my parents were concerned and I was inclined to agree with them, that was until I set my poor mortal eyes on the God that was Embry Call
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,891 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Embry
Dark Night by CrazyLittleKookoo reviews
Something new has come to the mountains. It kills a man and nobody knows if its friend or foe. They soon learn is that there are things in the world they dont know.This is probably what Xavier fears the most. Zacarias may have met his match with Ciara. XD
Carpathian Series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,053 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010
Love Now or Fall Forever by Lady of Sign reviews
Vakko was finally free from the deep claws of Dame Vakko. All we wanted now was to improve his fighting skill and be THE second command to Richard B. Riddick,but when an old friend of Kyra's show's up. All of Vakkos ideals are put to the test. Vakko/OC
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011
Dark Rememberance by Dark winged writer reviews
This is the story of Zacarias De La Cruz And his mate Angelica Crimson. Is she too damaged to save him or will he save her
Carpathian Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,361 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Complete
Resonant Souls by Ahote-Aira reviews
Vaako knew better than to think things would be business as usual with Riddick as the new Lord Marshal, but he didn't expect this. "What's the matter Vaako? I thought you Necros were all about keeping what you killed." Riddick/Kyra and Vaako/OFC
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,943 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Riddick, Commander Vaako
The SongMaker by Anne Burnside reviews
Carpathian Series - An ancient Carpathian surfaces to fulfill a promise made to the former Prince long ago. But he also holds a dark secret he vows never to reveal...
Carpathian Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 102,827 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010
Im the new puppet master? Wth! by MidEvilLight1882 reviews
This story will be re-vamped soon and all chapters will be re-written. Please be patient. Thank you!
Puppet Master - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,827 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009
Circus de Sage & Riddick by Beautiful Savage reviews
I'm back baby! Sry I was MIA for so long.Well here it is the Sequel to Cell Mate. Sage and Riddick are back with all new mayhem following them. I suggest you read Cell Mate first if you haven’t already and once again rating subject to change
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,895 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 10/25/2008
Beautiful in Blood Red by Beautiful Savage reviews
Riddick is half dead in a back alley and alone. As he prepares himself for death a strange Angel of Mercy appears to save him. Not much for summaries. Just read. Rating subject to change so add to your favorites please
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,866 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 11/13/2008
Dark Moments by Ageless Light reviews
Zacarias De La Cruz meets his lifemate briefly. When he re-awakens he discovers she is gone and vows to find and claim her at all costs. Their possible union gains the attention of a powerful race but are they friends or foes?
Carpathian Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 138,062 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
A Child's Promise by Jaxxone reviews
xABANDONED for the time beingx JarethxOC Xandie had been alone during her childhood, and she tried to forget it. Now that she's 21, a certain man has come into her life. One from the childhood she tried to forget. Will she be so willing to let him back?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,230 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Jareth
Not of This World by Vayluh Arwen reviews
ON HOLD. The Doctor seeks reassurance by tracking down a familiar face, but, typically, little human Myra's not the only one being sought out. Time to start it all over again, with an old friend and older enemy... Sequel to Mbea's Trickster
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., OC
The Best Friend by twilghtfan78 reviews
My name is Lucy, and horrible things keep happening to me. Am I emtionally scarred? Can Embry help me? Or do I finally face my feelings and do something I very much regret. Rated M for rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,697 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Embry
The forgiven and the forgotten by angrykarin666 reviews
Azazel is a hybrid girl who's taken for a crazy person when she talks to a hive. Preds are coming and what adventures await her. ScarLex pairing PredalienOC pairing-M to be safe... based of dream i had.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Complete
Bonded Stars by mysticdesertrose reviews
Two girls get accidentally popped into the Pitch Black world and have to some how survive a planet filled with deadly monsters. Not to mention the sexy eye candy in the shape of a certain convict by the name of Richard B. Riddick.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,745 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010
Without A World To Belong To by VampyXeno reviews
ON HOLD! Could be permanent.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,168 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010
The Other Half by Lyn316 reviews
Peyton is the half sister of Brain O'Connor and daughter of Brain's father and mistress. When she randomly meets a group of five in Mexico life changes. When she goes to live in Miami with Brain, life changes even more. Rated for language and party stuff.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,444 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
A Good Kind of Crazy by noell1210 reviews
With Eric gone, Horatio realizes that the team made need a new recruit. Emily Randolph is a 26 year old unemployed officer from Washington. However, he doesn't realize the sort of craziness that follows her.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,293 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Horatio C.
Dark Alliance by SkyeFox reviews
Ancient beings are starting to rise all over the place. Races long thought gone from the world. Just how will this affect the war between Carpathians and Xavier? Only time will tell. A number of OC's from several imagined races...
Carpathian Series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,071 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009
Alien in my Basement by Preddlebunny reviews
A predator permits me an unexpected late night visit. Now he won't leave and unbeknowest to me I'm being thrusted blindingly into the wierdest adventure of my life that may take a little more than my sanity away. R&R
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,242 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010
Broken by OldAccountNoMore reviews
Karli is a 16 year old girl who ran away from home with her 19 year old boyfriend, Greg, who is now very abusive to her. But soon Embry imprints on her. What will happen when Embry finds all the bruises? Rated M for violence and rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,076 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Embry
Dark Memories by Reminiscent101 reviews
What would happen if you found out that the fictional books your friend had been raving about were real? What would you do if out of the darkness came a stranger who claimed you as his lifemate? This is Mataias Out of Dark Slayer and Briony's story.
Carpathian Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010
Two Girls and an Animal by writingangel13 reviews
two girls who are running from their past find an unlikly friend. how will they all act around each other, and how will Riddick act when he finds that the girls are different than other humans? find out! Please review! i live for them!
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009
The light to his darkness: Carpathian spinoff by The Goddess Sabelina reviews
A young girl has feared the darkness all of her life. Now, knowing what stalks her, she must find new friends to help her in her time of need. An OC/OC pairing, with characters from the Carpathian Series.
Carpathian Series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,028 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - OC
Shade of Black by ebgb08 reviews
Roxy thought she was a lost cause, getting on the HG was not what she planned, crashing on some gads forsaken planet with three suns? Definitely not in the plan. Though Riddick was definitely a bonus as were the absence of any scientist whatsoever!
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010
In my dreams by Livin-in-the-past reviews
Sarah has grown up since she was in the Labyrinth. Now she is convinced it was all a dream. Until she sees a white owl outside of her apartment and gets an unlikely visitor.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,659 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Jareth, Sarah
The Shadow On The Sand by Rheehemoth reviews
Sokkenai Hitori shows up at Suna one day, retrieving her stolen katana from a bunch of missing-nin. The Godaime Kazekage, Gaara takes her in for the night, but when he gets to know her, he doesn't seem to want to let her leave...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,946 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - [Gaara, OC] Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Dark Release by Willow-Pea reviews
All Izzy wanted to do was save her sister. The once bright and bubbly Serenity had become forlorn and suicidal. Little did either of them realize just how more complicated their lives would get...
Carpathian Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 198,275 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
Blinded by love by Forever Jewel reviews
A girl named Diamond who is blind is in for a ride of her life. She is with her ex lover John. She meets riddick and they fall in love. Can get together while they are trying to gat off the dead planet? Set durning the first movie
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010
Solar Eclipse by SheWhoEntanglesMen reviews
Set in Eclipse: Mirabelle Tirgarian ends up in a world where Daimons sparkle and Lykos don't wear shirts... what's a Were-Hunter to do when you end up in a war to protect one human girl from a vengeful vamp... find love of course! JacobxOc
Crossover - Twilight & Dark-Hunter series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Jacob
Hunters of Midnight by incomplete-imaginary reviews
In a time where the supernatural is well known to humans, Detective Kathryn Kryse, a werewolf female, is working on a case that leads to her heritage while the Order deals with a new type of enemy.
Midnight Breed series - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009
Twisted by Roozu Doll reviews
Homeless and starving, Alexa Bernetta stumbles upon a "supposed" vacant, centuries old castle, only to find three, dangerously handsome vampires residing there. Rated M for later chapters.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 82,514 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
Poppa Was a Rolling Stone by aubreyann012479 reviews
Morgan Uley's about to be let in on La Push's best kept secret. Embry's going to find out who his father is. And the rest, well the rest are just going to be there when sh*t hits the fan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,725 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Embry, Sam
Dark Dreams by Rena1 reviews
When two young woman go in search of adventure in the Carpathian Mountains, they find something completely different. Now stuck between vampires, ghosts, society members and Carpathian lifemates will they ever manage to straighten things out?
Carpathian Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,466 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 5/19/2005
Dark Daughter by Idle-Daydreamer reviews
Murakami Kimiko holds in her hands a secret that could destroy the Carpathian people. Pursued after the death of her father she runs trying suppress her own growing abnormality while seeking revenge on the person she hates most - her lifemate.
Carpathian Series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,255 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009
Lover Discovered by RoseyFox reviews
Violence, son of Vishous, has a had life. His life has been espeically hard the last few months. But when a curious group of females return to Caldwell Vio finds out his seen nothing. He still has plently to learn.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,984 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009
Midnight Dusting by Anightgirl reviews
The Order has been around for centuries, but so has another group. I don't own anything, everything belongs to the great author of this fun series!
Midnight Breed series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009
Dark Darkness by Jeanherie reviews
Two eccentric vampire hunting twins get more than they bargained for when they become the pursuit of the very things they hunt. Luckily Carpathian hunter Etienne De'Verre is here to help. or is he...
Carpathian Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009
Coming of Age by Faerylyte reviews
Sarah discovers her family’s secrets, and must now deal with the aftermath of the Labyrinth, and her family’s desire to marry her off now that she’s come of age.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,622 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Sarah, Jareth
Mbea's Trickster by Vayluh Arwen reviews
Myra Hull, completely normal, and about to be hit by a speeding Ford Focus Coupé-Cabriolet. But unless the afterlife is 16th century Chichester, she's very much not dead. And when the Doctor turns up, and things start to get a lot more complicated.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,750 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - 10th Doctor, OC - Complete
But I'm Your Teacher by DancinAlways416 reviews
Jenna is from New York City trying to get the courage to stop depending on her parents. She gets a job offer to teach in La Push. When she arrives, she finds herself thrown into a world of legends and mythical creatures. All she wanted was to be normal...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,179 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Embry
Doctor Who: Paradox by NemesisNexus reviews
Arriving on a research facility, the Doctor discovers Moira, a young girl with who cannot remember who she is or how she got there. However, it soon becomes apparent that there is more to Moria than meets the eye. Complete-15/05/09
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,689 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Finding You by Insanity4Free reviews
Henry has left town and Mike wants out. When Vicki thinks all is lost she finds a phone number left a Henry's old place.
Blood Ties - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Vicki N., Henry F.
Dark Sorrow by murgatroid-98 reviews
Deborah is a Civil War widow who has just lost her child. While wandering in the forest she meets a creature who alters her life in a way she never believed possible. Some early chapters contain scenes of sexual violence so read at your own risk.
Carpathian Series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,169 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Light by Cliona777 reviews
Selene never expected the male who haunted her dreams to be real. She never expected them to come together, and she never expected him to push her out of his light for reasons unknown to her and that he seems unwilling to explain.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,322 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
The Test by HiddenInTheTardis reviews
Rose reverts to childish tactics to determine the Doctor's feelings for her. How will he react to The Test? Ten/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,126 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
By Any Other Name by Contessa Leandra reviews
Amarante, the Greek-American-sarcastic-fashion-obsessed-drama-queen-of-the-century, takes a trip to Greece to discover her cultural roots. She hasn't the foggiest idea she's about to meet Thanatos, the God of Death! Read&Review, si vous plait! XP
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,278 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008
I don't Deserve a shellan: A Vishous Story by Tenshi Ai reviews
Vishous doesn't believe he deserves a shellan. But what happens when he meets a woman as demmanding as he is? A woman that won't let anyone mess with her? A woman that wants to fight? A woman he falls in love with? Will he take her? Or push her away?
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,895 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007
A Hero's Daughter by dahdtoudi reviews
This is the Sequel to AVP Hero. Tia'ja, a humanyautja hybrid must prove herself to her yautja clan. She has to learn how to survive the ups and downs of living in a world for predators. Can she survive the hunt?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,096 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 3/18/2006
Rammtrip by analog-warrior reviews
The members Rammstein go on a Hawaiin vacation. What kind of fun will they have? What kind of trouble will they get into? You'll have to read and find out. Rated T for mild language. Chapter 4 is up
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007
The Enticement by Scattered Logic reviews
In exchange for returning to the Labyrinth, Sarah is offered what she desires most... She's about to learn there is a huge difference between fantasy and reality.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,190 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003