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 Author has written 4 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, and Twilight. 11/8/2016 Hello, cracker crunchers. It's been a minute, eh? I will be taking Death Eatin' a Cracker down sometime around the new year. I'm on to new projects. Thank you for your support over the past five years. It truly means the world to me. I appreciate every reader and writer on this site. Keep doing what makes you happy. In the words of George Eliot, it's never too late to become what you might have been. Love :) misscyn As a side note, until I take this story down I will not be accepting any guest reviews. Some apparent 14-year-old virgin with no sense of humor left me ten negative, judgmental reviews in the last 24 hours and it really bummed me out. It did not appear that she had read the books, nor did she have any understanding of vampire romances or even alpha males. I shouldn't have let it bother me, but she just kept doing it, and I was tired and stressed and didn't need that shit. So. No guest reviews will be allowed. Thanks for understanding. Peace. misscyn |
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Tasting Sin by Leia1912 reviews
What's the most delicious thing you've ever seen? Poor Sookie's about to find out. Eric/Sookie fluff in the vein of the early SVM books: a lot of romance, comedy, action. Think of this as an alternate ending from Book 8 on. (CANON THROUGH BOOK 8; INCORPORATES IDEAS FROM LATER BOOKS, BUT NOT DEA.) COMPLETE!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 304,675 - Reviews: 3821 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Slept Like the Dead by Middaydark reviews
Sookie and Eric get up to lots of supernatural hijinks during a trip to Hawaii. Blood, lemons, periodic violence. Canon-ish through book 8.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,934 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Eric, Sookie
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 11046 - Favs: 8,897 - Follows: 6,751 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15125 - Favs: 8,858 - Follows: 9,184 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mistaken Trust by TheHiddenMemory reviews
When faced with a betrayal that could tear them apart, Edward and Bella must put their faith in the healing power of love. WARNING: this story deals with rape and its aftermath. Post-Eclipse, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 178,182 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Mise-en-Place by callmepagliacci reviews
I recreated his mother's recipes when he was homesick. I made meal plans when he had to gain or lose weight for a role. And when he wanted chocolate-covered strawberries and champagne for another woman he was bringing home, I made them with all the love in my heart—the love he'd never see. So I showed him with my food.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,170 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Now That's What I Call An AfterParty by PleasantlyWeird reviews
Takes place after the orgy in book 2 Living Dead In Dallas Alternate ending from my own sick and twisted mind. For Mature audiences only because it's gonna get hotter that Satan's balls in here.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 72 - Words: 117,042 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Amending the Arrangement by venusenvy626 reviews
After a business arrangement leads to marriage, Bella is shocked to find her husband wishes for her to give him an heir. Will Bella consent in hopes that he will return the love she has for him or will she leave before her heart is beyond repair?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,567 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 2,473 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4811 - Favs: 4,398 - Follows: 3,053 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3657 - Favs: 4,519 - Follows: 4,567 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14403 - Favs: 16,138 - Follows: 8,540 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brown Study by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's dreams have a way of coming true. But what will she do when the man she dreams of appears in her life as a boy who is less than ideal? Will finding him mean losing her BFF, Jane? Does knowing the future change the present? Rated M for adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 142,197 - Reviews: 7722 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Retail Therapy by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella is successful and strong and has everything she thinks she wants in life. A chance meeting with a mysterious Edward one night, potentially changes everything she thought she knew and wanted. AU/AH/Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,825 - Reviews: 5094 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6229 - Favs: 5,433 - Follows: 5,415 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Good as Dead by Iliana Holt reviews
Halloween night causes quite a stir. Sam is acting strangely. Eric and Sookie have an interesting "date" that grows into something more...M for later chapters. Eric/Sookie. Spoilers for all books.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,415 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Sookie, Eric
Dead Ahead by Ann Madison reviews
Sookie attempts to cut all ties with the supernatural world and instead finds herself victim to international vampire politics. Spoilers for ALL books.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 126,823 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Sookie, Eric
The Fairy Blood Orgy by hdgcat reviews
Eric and Bill host an event with the vampires of Area 5. Rated M for extreme violence and sexual content
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Eric, Bill - Complete
Dead Wrong by Meg2 reviews
Follows Dead and Gone, spoilers all nine books, some short stories
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,409 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 168 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sookie, Eric
In The Dead of The Night by Pforte reviews
There is always something up in the supernatural world. Being under attack, the vampires at Fangtasia are no happy campers and Sookie has more than one reason to be hesitant about being close to Eric. Spoilers for all books including FDtW.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,027 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Sookie, Eric
Dead and Alive by TheJodine reviews
Human waitresses are mysteriously showing up dead at Fangtasia. Eric asks Sookie to fill in and help them find out who is doing it. Will she survive it? Eric/Sookie
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,269 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008
Ravish by rippnercullen reviews
I needed to be satisfied Edward' Bella needs Edward to understand her self pleasuring, apparantly. Dominating Edward. Rated M for usual rippnercullen terms. :D Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Let Love In by Terri Botta reviews
Eric decides it's time for him and Sookie to come to an understanding.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 209,764 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Supervene by PrettyPretty reviews
Sequel to Unexpected. Many thanks to Jennie my beta. Enjoy.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,494 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Dead Hearts Still Feel by nox-alatus reviews
It's been more than a month since Sookie has spoken to a vampire, and Eric decides now is the time to discuss their future. Rated M for explicit lemony-goodness. COMPLETE.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,277 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Unexpected by PrettyPretty reviews
This is a series of One-shot, Post eps. The chapters are stand alones that kind of follow each other. Eric visits Sookie and wonders why Bill would risk so much. Small reference to the books but nothing that would really matter.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Conversations by PrettyPretty reviews
Eric and Sookie find out quite a bit about their bond and their relationship.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,801 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Gambit by Meg2 reviews
A new story in my Sookie series, follows "The Gamble" Spoilers for all 8 books, Wolfsbane and Mistletoe
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,180 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sookie - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 3,718 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Halloween A Challenge Fic by PrettyPretty reviews
This is a little bit of fluff for a 3 word Challenge Fic. 3 words: Eric, Lust, Chair. It was offered on Halloween. No beta so be kind with the typos.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Intervention by PrettyPretty reviews
With a little help from Pam, Eric and Sookie are forced to come to terms with their newly formed bond and Eric's memory. Spoilers for Book 8.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,875 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Home Is Where Your Heart Is by Pforte reviews
Sookie had a horrible day but, by recreating a scene they both have fond memories of, Eric makes sure that the night doesn't end on the same note. Good thing he remembers now. Spoilers up to From Dead to Worse. SookieEric.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
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The Grass-fed Beef Is Always Greener reviews
A vegetarian Bella gets too close for comfort to a small-time Hannibal Lector. Edward's coming, don't worry. Just give me a minute.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 1/20/2016 - Bella, Edward
Viking War Bed Games reviews
A Death Eatin' A Cracker outtake. EPOV, Viking vampire fun. 'Nuf said.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Death Eatin' A Cracker Outtake reviews
Support Stacie April Auction winners fic pick - The infamous chase through the French Quarter after the Halloween Ball - I thank Duckbutt, HopeStreet, nycsnowbird, Sonjita and Violhaine, hope you ladies like it :
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Death Eatin' A Cracker reviews
Sookie gets a career opportunity she can't refuse.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 233,361 - Reviews: 3041 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
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