Author has written 28 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Beyblade, Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, Dark-Hunter series, Once Upon a Time, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, and D.Gray-Man.
Feel free to ask why my FF name is what it is, but I guarantee you will be inescapably weirded out. My real name however is Tara.I am an avid anime lover thanks to my inherent boredom. Every anime show I love, I only got into because I started watching it when I was bored.
Certified ADHD VICTIM!!!you must all love me!
ITACHI. UCHIHA. IS. GOD.
Favourite animes:Code Geass:Lelouch of the Rebellion, Descendants of Darkness, Hellsing, Hellsing Ultimate, Ouran High School Host Club, Darker Than BLACK,YGO and all its spin-offs(especially 5D's), Beyblade. Naruto, Eden of the East, Devil May Cry,D. Gray Man, Black Butler and Vampire Knight.
R.I.P Uchiha Itachi
Other shows I like:How to Get Away With Murder, Sleepy Hollow, Gotham, Queer as Folk, Supernatural, The O.C., Gossip Girl, Legend of the Seeker, Vampire Diaries, Once Upon A Time, Beastmaster, Suits, Ringer, Cult, Two and a Half Men and Seinfeld.
Favourite characters & pairings in my animes;
Beyblade(not in order):Kai(my BFF!), Tala, Ray, Mystel, Lee, Michael, Max, Mariah, Kevin(okay all the white tigers,basically), Brooklyn(when hes not being a jerk to Kai),Tyson's grandpa(don't know his name), Mr.Dickenson, Master Tao, Hilary(but only in G-Rev) and, well, Hiro would be here if he wasn't such a douche bag all the time(Favourite pairings:Kai/Tala, Kai/Rei, Tala/Rei, Kai/ Bryan, Tala/Bryan)
Naruto(not in order, either):Itachi(my husband!), Sasuke, Kakashi, Jiraiya(however the hell you spell it), Kabuto, Kisame, Kankuro, Gaara, Shino, Shikamaru, Lee and Gai(I just have to write their names together), Sai once he starts showing emotion and Neji sometimes(I condone no pairings in this show. Cept sometimes I do read Uchihacest. Don't judge me.)
YGO(the original):Seto Kaiba, Joey, Tristan, Bakura(Ryou, Thief King, Yami, all his forms), Marik when he's good, Mokuba, Yugi's grandpa and Pegasus, of course. It is impossible not to like Pegasus.(No pairings. None.)
GX:Zane, Chazz, Jaden in season 4 and as the Supreme King, Atticus, Ojama Yellow, Aster and Elemental Hero Neos!!(yes, I realize he's a duel monster, but he should count as a character, too, cuz he shows up a lot)
5D's:Jack(y)!, Carly, Yusei, Crow, Kalin when he's NOT a dark signer, Trudge, that Alex kid(Yusei's roommate in the facility), Zigzix, Tanner and Yanagi!
Devil May Cry;Well, there are really only five main characters I think and i love them all. Patty, Dante, Lady, Trish and Morrisson. Love. Them.All.
D. Gray Man:Komui, Lenalee, Allen, Kanda, Tyki, Reever, Lulubell, General Cross, Krory, Lavi, oh, god, practically everyone. I don't remember all their names. I just really hate the millenium Earl and that Road chick.(Favourite pairings:only one. Kanda/Allen AKA Yullen)
Vampire Knight:Kaname, Ichiru, Zero, Kaien Cross, Yagari & the entire night class. (Favourite Pairings:Kaname/Zero, Aido/Kain, Shiki/Takuma.)
Black Butler:Sebastian, Ciel, May-Rin(however you spell it), Bard, Finnian, Paula, Pluto(the dog), Prince Soma, Agni, Elizabeth, Lau, Ran-Mao, Grell Sutcliff and Madame Red!!(Favourite pairings:only two. Sebastian/Ciel and Ciel/Elizabeth.)
Ouran:Everyone but Haruhi, which is ironic cuz she's the main character. (Pairings:Tamaki/kyoya, Mori/honey, Tamaki/Haruhi & Hikaru/Kaoru.)
Hellsing:Alucard, Seras(but only in Ultimate), Alexander Anderson, Enrico, Walter, Integra, pretty much everyone.
Darker Than Black:Hei, Mao & Yin. It ends there.
Descendants of Darkness:I think everyone but the random extras & Muraki. He is a pedo.(I like the pairing Tsuzuki/Hisoka)
Code Geass:Lelouch, Suzaku, Kallen, Jeremiah and Lloyd(i don't know if that's actually how you spell it)Actually, screw Suzaku. He's being a dumbass now.
Annnnd...i don't remember the names of any of the characters in Eden of the East, but I love the guy who's naked in the first episode. He's epic.
Favourite Quote atm:
"God hates homosexuals."
"And the French."
"God hates the French?"
"Everyone hates the French."
Favourite characters in other shows:
Supernatural:Dean, Cas, Bobby, Crowley, Gabriel, Balthazaar. It ends there.(Pairings:One. Dean/Castiel.)
Vampire Diaries:Damon!!!!!, Stefan(but only when he's lost his humanity in s3), Katherine, Alaric(Evialaric) & Jeremy(I will write pairings for these too. Damon/Jeremy, Stefan/Klaus, Stefan/Elijah, Damon/Enzo)
Gossip Girl:Blair & Chuck. It ends there. Oh and Erik. Just cuz he's gay.( I SHIP CHUCK/NATE SO HARDCORE)
Once Upon a Time; Capt. Hook(ONLY IN SEASON 2), Peter Pan, Felix, Regina, Robin Hood & Henry(but only in season 1). Evil Peter Pan is stealing my heart.(CAPTAINPAN IS LIFE.Panlix, Outlaw Queen, Felian, CaptainPanlix. johnlix just as a crackship. CaptainCharming, Captain Hood.Captain Hook is a manslut)
Legend of the Seeker:Cara, Zedd, Richard, Kahlan & Darken Rahl in season 2 after he stops serving the keeper.(I ship Richard and Darken Rahl shhhh. And Cara/Leo and Cara/Richard.)
Beastmaster:Sorceress, Dar, Tao, that Zuraya chick who was in like one episode, Curupira and all the animals.
Two and a Half Men:Everyone. Just everyone.
Seinfeld:The four main characters;Jerry, Kramer, Elaine & George. George's parents, Jerry's dad & Lloyd Braun.
OC:Ryan & Seth. I think it ends there.(And they are the main ship as well)
Queer as Folk:Brian, Ted, Emmett, Debbie and I would like Ben, but he's tried to hit Brian once, so no.(Britin. that is all that matters)
Suits(my sister got me into this):Mike, Harvey, Donna, Jessica and Louis. Originally, I liked Rachel but then she became kind of a skank so i stopped.
Ringer:I love pretty much everyone except Catherine Martin and I just ship all the canon pairings.
Cult:Everyone except Stuart Reynolds.(ships:Jeff/Sky and dark!Nate/Dustin)
Song:Take Me to Church/Like a Prayer by Hozier and Madonna
Bands:Abandon All Ships, Breaking Benjamin, My Chemical Romance, Bullet For My Valentine, For the Fallen Dreams, The Word Alive, Miss May I, AWOLnation, Muse, Avenged Sevenfold, Trapt, Skillet, Disturbed, AC/DC, Queen, Nirvana, Bury Tomorrow, Linkin Park, Slipnot, Ten After Two, Katy Perry, The Monster Goes Rawrr...the list is practically endless.
Movie:The Avengers(2012)[this'll change frequently cuz i watch A LOT of movies]
Book(s)-Top 3(now in order) 1.Demon Eyes by Scott Tracey 2. The Reapers by John Connolly 3. Tales of the Madman Underground by John Barnes.
Author(s):off the top of my head- Sherrilyn Kenyon, L.J. Smith, J.K Rowling, Eoin Colfer, Anthony Horowitz, D.J. MacHale, Derek Landy, Paul Stewart & Chris Riddell(collaborating) oh gof there are too many
Show:Queer as Folk still-(well actually I guess you could say Queer as Folk is my favourite complete show and as for new shows, it's tied between Sleepy Hollow and How to Get Away With Murder)
Story(ies) on FF:The Road To Hell & Ascendant
Character ever in anything possible(movies, shows, books, stuff like that):Itachi. Uchiha.
BWAAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SAID YOU-KNOW-WHO!!!
Syrus:You used to care Zane!And you used to have respect for your opponents!
Zane:Respect is for losers. (YGO GX episode 95:Tough Love)
Itachi:Go away. You don't interest me at the moment.
Sasuke:Well, get interested! (Naruto episode either 84 or 85. Don't remember which.)
Spencer:What is this, Kai?
Kai:It's a door, genius.(Beyblade G Rev episode 28)
Seto:Blah blah blah, Don't you ever get tired of giving the same speech over and over again?Stop saving the world and get a hobby!(Yu-Gi-Oh episode 167 or 166. I think.)
"Don't look now, but your fly is further down than Australia"-Tala Ivanov (beyblade episode 24 of g rev)
"I am no ordinary butler-I am simply one hell of a butler,"-Sebastian Michaelis(every single episode of Black Butler ever.)
"You both look so adorable. Hard to tell which one to kill first."-Peter Pan in OUAT season 3 episode 11(THE EPISODE THAT NEVER HAPPENED)
I love a lot of quotes. Most of them from either Yu-Gi-Oh, GX or Beyblade(season 1 or 3)
Opinions on FF matters:
Mary-Sues:Hate them with a burning passion. Hate them with every fiber of my being. Hate them so much there are not enough words in the English language to describe how much I hate them.
OC's:Again, hate them. If I'm reading a summary of a story or the actual story, as soon as I get even an inkling of an OC appearing, I stop reading and just throw it out. I cannot condone OC's.
Yaoi:Haha. My favourite aspect of FF. I always read Yaoi now, mainly involving Damon&Jeremy or Dean&Castiel. Oh, and Uchihacest. Uchihacest is freaking hilarious. Vampire Diaries Slash with Stefan/Damon is amazing. I love explicit lemons. I do read stories without yaoi occasionally, but only if they have an exceptional plot and involve fandoms that I like. Case in point:YGO, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Naruto.
Updates:I know with my stories I make less than frequent updates, but it really just pisses me off when I start reading a story and then just as it's getting really good, there are no more chapters and then I have to wait like a bloody year or MORE before I get the next one.As for my updates, several elements keep me from making frequent ones, being 1.my brain;I'll be so inspired for a story that I'll be able to write like 5 pages, but then once that idea runs out, the very next day, I'll get hit by the abominable plague known as "writer's block". And that normally will last at least three days, or, when it's really severe, a month. My longest writer's block episode to date has been 7 months. 7! 2.my time. I have school and homework and chores and even though I do get quite a bit of extra time in between these things to write, it is actually really hard for me to sit down for more than 2 consecutive hours without either being interrupted by my parents or my bladder. 3.my hand. I get writer's cramp like nobody's business after writing for more than an hour straight. And it really bothers me because I have to write in school, notes and such, I have to write things like grocery lists and whatnot for my parents because no one can read their writing. And 4.my processes. It takes me at least three weeks to get an update up even after I've finished coming up with the idea because of the whole process I have to go through for getting my fanfics up. Since I don't have my computer in my room, first I have to write down the chapter on paper. Then I have to fine-tune it. Then I have to type it up with my restricted computer time since my brother is ALWAYS.FREAKING.ON. Then I have to fine-tune it some more on the computer. Then I have to upload it, insert the line-breaks and shit. Then finally, I can post it. All that usually takes about a month, depending on when I get chances to do all that stuff.
Asking people to R & R all the time:I don't like it when people do that. I just ask people to review on like the first chapter of all of my fics so they can tell me if I should continue, or to give me advice, or to just tell me that the story was crap and needs to be overhauled. I do review stories, but only if they are exceptionally good, or if I want to bug the author to update because they haven't for a really long time.
Saw this on someone's profile, decided to do it myself
Number your 12 favourite Vampire Diaries characters(in NO ORDER)and answer the questions
10.Stefan(season 3 only)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Kol/Anna. Nooooope. I have actually never read a fic that contained Anna. I like her, but most TVD fics I read are slash.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Katherine. Ummm, well she is a girl and I'm a girl, but from a purely aesthetic point of view, yeah, she is quite hot.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Lucy gets Klaus pregnant. Da fk...Uhhhh, if you switched that around it would make at least some sense but otherwise, no.
4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Lexi. Nope. See answer to one. Plus Lexi was only in like one episode of the show so she doesn't really do much.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Alaric/Kol. Huh. I never really thought about it, but I think that could work. Maaaybe.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Elijah/Lexi or Elijah/Stefan. Elijah/Stefan hands down. I wrote that one-shot and it was EXCELLENT. If I do say so myself.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Rebekah walks in on Alaric and Lucy having sex?Ummmm, Be extremely weirded out because Alaric was actually having a relationship with someone who wasn't dead?
8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic.
Jeremy/Stefan. uuuuuhhh "Stefan claimed to be in love with Elena, but what if it was actually just because he wanted her brother?"
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Damon/Klaus. There could be. I haven't read any, but there could be.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Rebekah/Lucy. "Girl Talk" lololololololol.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Katherine deflowers Damon. Well, this is kind of canon, soooooo...
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Jeremy. I still don't understand what the hell this question means, soooo no comment.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Anna. Okay, what the hell is a friends list?!SERIOUSLY.
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
...I'm not even going to bother anymore.
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Stefan. Hey, I have quite a bit to go on here. Although, my mind doesn't get anymore creative than the name of whoever.
16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Klaus. In the Dark of the Night from Anastasia.
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Damon/Kol/Lucy. Err, slash?Threesomes/moresomes, mature content and swearing.
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Stefan hitting on Alaric. Huh. I can't imagine this, either. But eh, "Why don't you come take a look at MY stake?"
19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Anna describing a relationship between Alaric and Klaus. Klalaric!BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Unnatural, but somewhat understandable. After all, Klaus has already mind-raped Alaric.
20. How emo is Seven?
Rebekah. Quite a bit actually. She's all "Being a vampire is so terrible. I hate it. Blah blah blah." SUCK IT UP BETCH!
I encourage everyone to try this. It is hilarious once you get going.
also I have some story ideas I think people can view. Tell me what you think about these, I'll probably write them after I finish Deception, HVR and Cataclysm. Actually I've kind of abandoned Deception and HVR so I dunno.
The Demigod Disease(Percy Jackson and the Olympians):Set between The Lost Hero and The Last Olympian. After the final battle with Kronos, Percy returned to his home in New York to spend some time with his mother. But then, mid-December, he gets a call from a mysterious man who names himself C.Niall, telling him that something terrible has happened at his beloved Camp Half-Blood. The son of Poseidon, of course, takes off straightaway, and quickly finds out what the problem is:Camp Half-Blood no longer exists. A disease has struck that has made all the demigods forget who they are. And the gods can't help, because they have disappeared from existence. It's up to Percy to find them...and the cure.
TIMESTOPPERS(Danny Phantom):Clockwork has always been the Master of Time, with the power to manipulate anything to do with time. But a small gang of children, led by the new kid at Casper High, Danny Fenton, have learned to control time with their minds. Now the ghost of time will have to contend with the worst possible thing he can think of:teenagers.
COPY & PASTES
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile(dude itachi?my FREAKING HUSBAND!)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile(It's my life I swear...
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.(I can't help it. I'm nuts.so sue me
If you have your own little world, C&P(don't we all have our own little world?
If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste(I hate everyone. outside of my family and my surprisingly large group of friends, that is
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro(besides writing, zoning out is my #1 greatest talent
Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"(i've asked people if they've lost their mind before and their, and my, typical response has always been "i never had a mind to lose"
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, MIt-chan007, Ni-chan,vampgirl8, Kactus Wren,TheNightShadow4, The Spirit Alchemist, CleverPhoenix, Lahmia, superhackaninja5
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular: If you're part of the five percent who's not, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Queen S of Randomness 016, AnimeKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow 929, Crazy Billy Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactivity Bored, Spymaster E., Shanny-Boo, Gem W., Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratess writer/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, VikiofTheSpiritRealm, CleverPhoenix, Lahmia, superhackaninja5
If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile(I always find reasons to do this. gosh, what a world I live in
If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.(Some people just need to be beaten with hard objects[and no, i don't mean that kind of hard. everyone get chur minds out of the gutter although i should be talking.my mind is permanently stuck in the gutter. my mind freaking LIVES in the gutter!
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile(This is one of my biggest pet peeves. no joke.
If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile(like half the names i make up, not to mention my word-processor likes to alternate between saying i should spell words the Canadian way and saying i should spell them the American way
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile(As Kai Hiwatari once said in a fanfic I once read, there are cooler ways to die
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.(fanfiction is like 50% of my life, not including school or sleeping. The other 50% is divided between anime, writing and reading
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile(I would literally die without my computer
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!(Weirdness is my forte
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Black Rose Dye, Geradsredskittle666, AbbyLover, Vampire-Rabbit, VikiOftheSpiritRealm, CleverPhoenix. Lahmia, superhackaninja5
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile(I never see the damn sign!!!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile(That's all the time babe
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this onto your profile.(Fur anything is just, just no.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
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