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Joined 11-14-08, id: 1742035, Profile Updated: 02-01-11
Author has written 14 stories for Maximum Ride, Yu-Gi-Oh, Wild Target, South Park, and Kingdom Hearts.

Hello everyone! Oh my gosh, I just realized that "hello" is hell and jello put together...chew on that, Satan! (XD literally)

So, anyway, after having pretty much been MIA I have come back! W00t! Fear not, fellow fanfictioners! I am here! Vindictive Locomotive hath arrived to purge you of thy sins! (Or lack of fanfiction, either one fits the job description)

About me: My name is Elise and I am 15 years old (please don't rape me! XD) if you haven't already figured it out yet, my favorite emoticon thing is XD *sigh* freakin' great. I love drawing, art in general, singing, dancing, acting (triple threat!), learning, reading, writing and looking at the sky. My favorite color ever is blue (particularly navy for clothes but I normally will unconsciously gravitate toward anything that's blue; no, not quite literally) and I can most easily be bribed with strawberries and chocolate. I am a total perv and my friend crowned me the Queen of That's What She Said last year. :D

Looks at the above text* My goodness, it looks like I'm treating fanfiction dot net as an internet dating site...fuck. This. Well...in an effort to stray from the unnecessary autobiography, I'll just go ahead and tell you what my fanfiction interests and pairings are and such. (Each category's pairings are listed in order pf preference, the categories themselves are not)

Maximum Ride:

Fax
Niggy
Eggy
Igman

South Park

Style
Bunny
Creek
Candy
Crenny
Dip

Kingdom Hearts:

SoRiku
AkuRoku
Dexion
Seiner
Cleon

Junjou Romantica:

Romantica
Egoist
Terrorist

Yu-Gi-OH!:

Puzzleshipping
Puppyshipping
Tendershipping
Bronzeshipping
Blindshipping
Chaseshipping

And, well there's plenty more but I can't take the time to list them all here, there's FAR too many.


I AM AVAILABLE FOR BETA-ING
Please, please, please, if you or someone you know needs a beta, I am most certainly happy to help. You can view my beta profile through this one to give yourself an idea of what I'm like as a proofreader.


OK so I've been seeing these stereotype list things around and I decided to do one because I simply felt like it, if you wanna do it go ahead and copy it into your profile :D

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRATIC, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
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I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
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I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I have(or have had)a THERAPIST, so I MUST have problems handling my own life.


The Laws of Irony (c) Vindictive Locomotive (yes, I made all these up, I'd appreciate it if you DIDNT copy this into your profile without giving me credit)

#1: The list is never complete

#2: It is easier to create than it is to destroy

#3: "Nothing" will always be "something"

#4: Superlatives will never be completely true

#5: The word "lisp" is impossible to be pronounced by someone with the condition

#6: Hate is a form of love

#7: Judges are intended to be impartial

#8: There is a difference between sarcasm and verbal irony

#9: Too much of anything is never a good thing

#10: War will always be fought in the name of peace

#11: Stereotypes are based on fact

#12: Only the blind can wholeheartedly fall in love with a personality

#13: Nearsighted people can see better when the cry

#14: Clowns are almost never a good thing

#15: Children are the closest humans can get to being unbiased

#16: Negatives like bad, sadness, hate, evil etc. are necessary is humans are to grasp the meaning of their counterparts like good, happiness, love, justice etc.

#17: Almost all scientific knowledge is presented as theory, but taught as fact

#18: Without dark, the concept of light would never exist and vice versa

#19: Humans are the bane of their existence

#20: Humans are the ultimate masochists

#21: Pain exists to keep that which feels it alive

#22: Ignorance really is bliss

#23: People frown upon the mention of sex, yet without it the people who frown upon it would never exist

#24: Genius is the spawn of insanity

#25: The smartest people can be the most dense

#26: Religion is one more excuse for people to disagree with each other

#27: The majority of "necessary" evils are man-made

#28: Oxymorons are impossibly descriptive

#29: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me"

#30: As a general rule, anything worth having must be virtually unattainable

#31: It is human nature to want what one can't have

#32: Hypocrisy is unavoidable

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Free by inu382 reviews
Clockwork decides his time to pass has come and informs Danny that he will be the new master of time. However, Danny needs a tutor, and Clockwork is convinced "Dan Phantom" will do...among other things. DanDanny DannyDan Most certainly NOT Pitch/Pearl
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,412 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
Drums and Pianos by Follow-The-Firefly reviews
Strange things always happen at band camp, but to the members of Twilight High, this one beats all others. AkuRoku. Rated T for Teen. Side pairings include Zemyx, Soku and MarlyVex among others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,361 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Cross My Heart by imortal-requiem reviews
What would you do for family? Aparently Roxas would crossdress.If Schoolgirl Roxas doesn't bring all the boys to the yard, then what the hell will? AKUROKU,SLIGHT GENDER-BENDING, READ FOR A COOKIE! REVISED!Just read it already XP
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,060 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Roxas, Axel
A Brick to the Face by Xerxies19 reviews
A collection of SeiferxHayner drabbles/ficlets to be updated daily. Slash, Seiner, various ratings, some alternate universe fics.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 169,354 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Seifer, Hayner
Double Overtime by Yaoi-and-Arson reviews
Never once did anyone believe Hayner would make it into college but full ride soccer scholarship had all those posers and douche bags grounded deep in their place! Unfortunately God's not always kind. Maybe that's why no one knew Seifer went there too...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,767 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Hayner, Seifer
The Wheeled Twinkie by Renolover455 reviews
For high schooler Hayner Highwind, the unpredictable always happened. Failing math? That was normal. Getting sexually involved with the school bus driver? Surprising, but maybe he saw it coming. Falling head over heels with said bus driver? He sure didn't see that one coming.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Seifer, Hayner
Not Mine? We'll See About That by Nekogirl1595 reviews
Antonio Carriedo is the Senior High School hunk. He has everything... charm, good looks, money... except for one Sophmore, irritable, bad- mouthed Italian. And with the dreams he's been having... he doesn't know how much longer he can elude temptation...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Right Between the Eyes by Nitlon reviews
AU-ish, Seiner. The world falls apart and everybody else leaves and then you're stuck together running away from the grown ups.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,326 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hayner, Seifer
July 4th by Sincerely Ash reviews
On July 4th, 2006, Arthur fell in love with Alfred F. Jones. On July 4th, 2007, they kissed for the very first time. On July 4th, 2008, they were married. And on July 4th, 2009, the very worst thing happened. Will Arthur survive another July 4th?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,643 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - England/Britain, America
Switched by Paris and the Blue Jewel reviews
A set of drabbles and vignettes. Hayner hates his life, but suddenly finds himself in a parallel universe where he has a boyfriend, a loving family, and loyal friends. What just happened? AU. On indefinite hiatus.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hayner, Seifer
Fences by khkrazy reviews
"How do you shut them out?" "Im gonna show you." he said standing. "I'll show you how set restrictions, keep you separate from the world." "Won't they hate that?" "Blame it on the limelight." he said with a devious smirk SeiferxHayner
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hayner, Seifer
California Gurls by Your Father reviews
Unsupervised sex, drugs, IHOP and partying ensues for twenty-one days. What could possibly go wrong? Stan/Kyle/Kenny/Craig/Tweek and eventually other people they find. But mostly Style. And a side of just about everything else. Welcome to California.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,606 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Bromance is for Pussies by inu382 reviews
Stan is tired of the bromance he and Kyle share, and wants more. In his quest for the Jew, he'll enlist a florist, a pervert, a fatass, an environmentalist, a gay man, a melvin, a douche, a turd sandwich, and another Jew. Style, StanKyle, KyleStan
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,586 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Garden by MoonLLotus reviews
His father had three months to buy him back from Master Riku. For now Sora was stuck in an enchanted palace with a cursed Beast. – RiSo.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,713 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sora, Riku - Complete
At least thrice or more by darkness173 reviews
Sequel to "At least twice". Ludwig and Feliciano are reunited, but they are still kept prisoners in the concentration camp. When will liberation finally come? Ludwig x Feliciano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,127 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Incoming Text by bowlerhatfringe reviews
Lovino Vargas just wanted to text his brother's new cellphone. Instead, he accidentally texts this guy named 'Spain'. What the heck? Moreover, this guy just won't stop freakin' texting Lovino! SPAMANO & AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,352 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Greatest Man In The World by chibi-excel reviews
Lovino and his two brothers live in a church. One day while doing his chores a pirate, Antonio, comes into the church and declares sanctuary. Antonio can be cold and callous, or kind and gentle.and he wants Lovino in his crew spamano gerita prucan sebxsea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,295 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Done Up My Buttons And Unstitched My Seams by Cleo Leo reviews
A chance encounter and a struggle between two people of very different personalities is just the beginning of a life changing friendship, and perhaps something, a little bit more. Calvin/Hobbes, AU, SLASH! If you don't like then don't read!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,501 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Calvin, Hobbes
We Go Good Together Just Like Coffee And Cream by Mali Kollama reviews
I am Craig Tucker: Punctual. Boring. Expressionless. That is... until a little blond boy shows up on time one day. Why haven't I noticed him before..? -Creek! CraigxTweek -ALMOST M by much later chapters. ...Like, BORDERLINE. There, you have been warned.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,412 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Pirate's Lullaby by TeaPartyPoison reviews
It was the last thing in the world that Lovino Vargas wanted. To fall in love with Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. But when the pirate takes him aboard his ship, Lovino learns that maybe it's not so bad to be a pirate. Pirate AU. spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,131 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
He Gets It by Kawaii Kisu reviews
Because people didn't always get it. But we locked hands and we held on tight and we kissed without stopping for air, without opening our eyes, because we were both feeling it and thinking the same thing: He gets it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 202,292 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Clique v Clique by somethingcool reviews
Stan reluctantly moves to South Park, where he finds himself in the middle of a high school battleground. Still, life in South Park has its perks... AU, Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,602 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Out by somethingcool reviews
Stan wants to tell the whole world that he's totally in love with his best friend, but Kyle thinks that's a bad idea. Stan/Kyle. COMPLETE AT LAST!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,653 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Mandrel Mishaps by Musical Enigma reviews
Seriously, what could possibly go wrong with a spinning needle?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,887 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Axel, Roxas
A Pirate's Desire by condesce reviews
If you really love something, you have to set it free. / AU Pirate!ArthurxMerman!Alfred.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,751 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Little Victories by heyitskristi reviews
Oneshots! 5: Rapunzel's terrified of a storm, but luckily Eugene is there to keep her distracted.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,663 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Chasing An Empty Dream by jmp22895 reviews
Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,252 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Time Waits For No One by Nelfan reviews
Except for stupid Spanish timetravelers who kidnap small children and take them on stupid adventures and almost gets them both killed and has a really charming smile...You know what? Ignore that last part. TimeTravel AU Spamano and other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Reasons Why Liking the Strife Brothers is Wrong by Musical Enigma reviews
A story told from the love struck views of misters Riku, Axel and Leon. Chapter Three: In which Axel can't skate, Leon can't fight, and Riku can't think
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,592 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Sora, Riku
Everything is Not All There is to Know by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
A collection of school one-shots revolving around the established relationship of Spain and South Italy. Summaries and more info inside. Human names used at all times.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,725 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A Closet Romance by ponystripes reviews
' It wasn't their first kiss—oh, no, it was far from the couple's first kiss—but, in a way, it was. After all, it was their first kiss that wasn't bound to secrecy.' In which Sora realizes he's more than just a Keyblade Master—he's in love. SoRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Smiley Faced Band Aids by Choco-Pocky-Usa-chan reviews
Arthur is sick of being picked on at school. If only he wasn't cursed with these stupid eyebrows. Then it hits him. He just has to get rid of them. Unless of course a certain American happens to appear and become his hero. Children!USUK Now a Two-Shot...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Expecting More by xGlass reviews
Sora is pregnant with his ex-boything's baby. Riku doesn't know what to do with his future. They both must learn what it means to be family. RikuSora, past VanSora. Mpreg. LeonCloud. RenoKairi. Baby!Axel. Kid!Demyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,868 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sora, Riku
Show Me The Money by kurosora1984 reviews
Roxas always thought that love meant sex. Axel always thought that that sex meant girls. But when Axel finds himself falling hard for a male prostitute, he may very well lose everything for the one he loves. AkuRoku, Zemyx, cameos.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 182,572 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Cruel Mistress of Mine Heart, Lovino by GoxHaya reviews
House burnt to the ground and family dead, Lovino Vargas went from rich to impoverished with the blink of an eye. He was to be destined to a life of slavery when a pirate with a bleeding heart had a bout of stupidity and saved his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,028 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Of Shakespeare and Cupcakes by crocious reviews
Stan got the lead in the school play and Kyle is happy enough as stage manager. But when a tragic hairday threatens to undo the entire class's hard work, will they be bold enough to save the day? Style. Complete
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,217 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I'm Bored, You're Amorous by PachucaSunrise reviews
When Cartman finds out that Butters has a crush on Kenny, he comes up with a nefarious scheme: make Butters believe that Kenny is in love with him. Butters/Kenny, CartmanxWendy, and Stan/Kyle. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 155,229 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Of Beasties and Machines by queenofinsane reviews
Various one shots and drabbles. Not all are romantic, and not all are about Deryn and Alek though I expect most will be. Rating just in case
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Deryn S., Alek F.
Assassins' Tango by Katana Black reviews
When Riku finds out his assassination agency wants him dead, that doesn't shock him. What does is that they hired his boyfriend to do it. A SoRiku fic; AU, yaoi, violence, language
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,111 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Sora, Riku
A Letter to Wendy by Melinda Sandy Halliwell reviews
Bebe has some things she needs to say to her bestie, that she just cannot say in person. Not related to other stories. Because there needs to be more Bendy! Seriously, people! Instead of hating on Wendy for Style, make Bendy! Temp claimed the muse.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,713 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger
Cloudy with a chance of Strife by First Lady of Crazy reviews
Tifa, who is hopelessly infatuated with Leon, has Cloud completely whipped. She decides to talk her friend into befriending Leon in an attempt to find out more about the quiet man. Unsurprisingly, things never work out for Cloud. - Leon/Cloud
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,595 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
Lost Princess: Who Knew, Right? by LunarBasket reviews
Rapunzel confronts Eugene on the startling discovery she makes whilst in the tower - she's the lost princess. Rapunzel/Eugene Fluff.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,645 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R.
Star Shaped Clouds by Tangerine342 reviews
Cloud gazing, or star gazing; both were wonderful, as it gave Riku the excuse to look into the beautiful Sky.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,836 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Hunting Hunters by Purple.Chocolate.Stars reviews
A fiesty prince armed with a shot gun should be at the top of an endangered fire nymph's worries. But instead of running for his life, he's trying to win his heart.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Axel, Roxas
You Surprise Me by 8xSayAnythingx8 reviews
Stan and Kyle have been dating for a while now, and even though Kyle wants everyone to know, Stan's still not sure if he's ready. Style WARNING: Fluffiness! X3
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
FREE FOR ALL ACT by CreekBunnyStyle reviews
in the year 2020, stan and friends must fight their way through the murderous Divided States Of Cartmania for freedom. T for now, WILL go up in later chapters. pairings will include, Bunny, Creek, Style,Ike Kindergarden Goth and one sided cutters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,611 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Fire Burning On The Dancefloor by Winter's Lightning reviews
Roxas loves to dance, and Axel loves to watch. Beer in hand, Axel prepares to pursue his weekly stalking ritual. Sean Kingston: "little shawty's fire burning on the dance floor".
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Theory and Thunder by Tamer Lorika reviews
The Ottoman Empire has captured part of Venice, and now he is headed for Rome - but Spain will not allow his Rome, his Romano, to be taken away by anyone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Of Priests and Pirates by Ootori Tatsu reviews
Lovino Vargas hates being a 'holy man'. Antonio Hernandez Carriedo is hoping to win the heart of one such 'holy man'. Pope!Romano and Pirate!Spain. Warning! Contains yaoi. Now rated M and in first person.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,488 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Making Him Stop by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
Craig's parents are fighting, and Ruby is scared. "Make him stop Craig. Make it stop." Mentions of abuse and violence, a little bit of Creek at the end.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Jab by MasqueradingVillain reviews
A small jab about how everyone looks good in fanfics so here is some realism, please excuse the bad summary and genres. I don't own South Park it belongs to Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Remember, Kenny? by wdebo5487 reviews
Kenny is now gone and Butters thinks back to the short time they were able to spend together. Bunny Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Word of Mouth by BloodOrangeSoda reviews
Seifer's words are not effective at convincing Hayner to accept that he's gay. His mouth, on the other hand, has a slightly higher chance of persuading him, as Hayner finds when Seifer corners him in an empty parking garage. Slight angst, dub-con, smut.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Hayner, Seifer
Crazy Dramatic by rib reviews
Silly does not even begin to cover this. Ridiculous might, though. Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
nikki ikky by HappyNoddleGirl666 reviews
summary inside but I must warn you, it's a anti mary sue fic! oh no here come the flaming! This is for me and all the other anti-sue writers out there!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Tweek T. - Complete
Breakfast, Penney's and a not So Bad Birthday by boredomkillz reviews
Hayner has actually woken up first, made Seifer breakfast and then forced him to the mall. Seifer is rightfully suspicious of what the chickenwuss is up to. Seiner. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
behind the OC by HappyNoddleGirl666 reviews
just a story about me killing a south park oc writer XD if you don't like then you can just scroll down
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
Little Red Riding Tomato by Lumoa reviews
I cannot believe I let my brother talk me into wearing the stupidest cloak in history...and who the heck is this wolf bastard who keeps following me all over the place! Ugh, as if the annoying woodcutter wasn't enough trouble...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Wednesday Night by DaywalkerPistachio reviews
Ever since Kenny had discovered Butters' little routine, he found himself on the roof of the Stotch's house every Wednesday. He just couldn't stay away. This story contains fluff and dancing. Enjoy.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Phone Tag by AllzStar reviews
Entire fic done in text messages. Style, Crenny, Kendy, Kybe, K2, Stenny, Stendy and Cryle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Wish Upon A Star by Kaffee und Sahne reviews
A drunken wish on a star lands Lovino back in the time of pirates, and when he runs into a familiar face with an unfamiliar personality, he'll start to question his own heart. Pirate!SpainxRomano. Rated for language, violence, and maybe mature situation
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,633 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Ten Things That You Should Never EVER by SparxFlame reviews
... Let the Maximum Ride Characters Do. The title wouldn't fit. And basically the story does what it says in the title. It is a list, be warned! I will try and hopefully do all the characters. R&R PLEASE! ON HIATUS for the forseeable future.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Just This Once by xXCarlaLouiseXx reviews
A stupidly early and amazingly cheesy halloween one-shot featuring my favourite couple: Crenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Never Piss Off A Magical Duck by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
While travelling to a new world, Sora says something to really tick off Donald. What happens when a magical duck gets upset? RikuSora, other pairings mentioned. Lemon, Mpreg
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,719 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
The Bet Game by Fight Fair reviews
Vlad gets too cocky when placing bets and doesn't realize what he's in for when he finally loses. Heavily implied VladxHenry. You've been warned c: Oneshot.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Vladimir Tod, Henry - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by LalaHachi reviews
Just a version of Beaty and the Beast starring Roxas, as the boy whose sister gets trapped in the beast Axel's castle, and has to save her by taking her place. Oh you know the story! Just that this version is a bit odder...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,126 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Good Luck, Percy by ninemillionhigh reviews
Oh, heard that, did you? Heard that Luke has finally taken his head out of his ass and realized that not everything he thinks is sturdy? Well, he has. Oneshott; Luke thinks about Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
Far Longer Than Forever by NakanoHana reviews
Roxas and Axel are stubborn princes from neighboring kingdoms, engaged young and far from happy about it. Who would have thought one little spark of magic could change their worlds completely? Based on Swan Princess
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,419 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Fancy Champaign by Winter's Lightning reviews
Axel might not be made for swanky parties, but he still makes one helluva wingman. Besides, Roxy needs to learn that you'll never get anywhere you want to be without pissing a few people off along the way... Orson: "I'm only tryin' to help!"
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Cinder Roxas by pokexpanda reviews
Cinderella gets a makeover in this Kingdom Hearts fairy tale!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Be Brave by ninemillionhigh reviews
His eyes dart up, catch yours, and a sob chokes his throat. You have no idea what you just did. Percy.Luke; Can be viewed as slash, or not. OneShot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Percy J., Luke C. - Complete
The Jew Bride by Misha Novak reviews
Butters is sick. So Kenny comes over and tells him a story...A spoof of The Princess Bride. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,380 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
When Distant Hearts Beat As One by KamirineGoddess reviews
UPDATE! After too many drinks and a night of passion, Sora ends up getting a very unique problem. But what happens when Riku doesn’t want to be in just the baby’s life and Sora’s already got a girlfriend who isn’t willing to let go? SLASH, RikuSora, MPreg
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,107 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Riku, Sora
The Closeted Man's Guide to Goodies by Yet Another Dark Rose reviews
In which Stan is obvious, Kyle is oblivious and Kenny...well, Kenny's just obscene. Oh, the troubles one has to face for the sake of love!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Fall by Skyskater reviews
Roxas, I could let you fall from that balcony way up tall. Fall from the sky, fall from a tree. But please, Roxas, please fall for me. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Clare's YuGiOh Q&A by Kumiko Seph reviews
I'M BAAACK! Okay everyone, in this fic you get to ask the characters ANYTHING you want, and make funny stuff happen to them... or torture them in any way you want. This is not in script form Rating may go up if the reviewers get too evil XD User 'Yugi.M lover' has attempted to plagiarise this story.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Don't FLy Away by aubriella reviews
What I imagined, wished, dreamed would happen after chapter 8, so basically my own version of chapter 9. I own nothing except the plot, the rest is Jame Patterson's.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Max, Fang
Ninja Fang by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
deja vu by kyleisgod reviews
A story for lovers and haters of Stan x Kyle fan fiction.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
MangaFlock by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, the flock escapes an army of Flyboys to end up at a….anime convention? They find out about J.P.’s new manga about them, get mistaken for cosplayers, and why does everyone keep calling Fang “Dark”?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
cupcake by Puppets reviews
Cloud was no master chef. That didn't mean his cooking wasn't appreciated. .leon/cloud.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Maximum Ride: An Owners Manual by Agent Anderson reviews
A Manual to owning Maximum Ride characters!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
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Stanny and Ky reviews
"You really think we can pull this off?" Kyle asked, somewhat incredulously. Stan smiled warmly before ruffling Kyle's hair and kissing the top of it. "Think of it this way," he said as he titled Kyle's chin up with the tips of his fingers, "if we do, we'll never have to see this Godforsaken town again." Oneshot. Style. Songfic based on Lay Me Down by The Dirty Heads.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I'll Buy You Your Own Mausoleum Someday reviews
"Normally, one would think that Butters would be the last person to go near a graveyard, but when your boyfriend is a habitual friend of death, you tend to stick around graveyards a lot." Bunny fluff. Just a cute little thing I dredged up from the bowels of my laptop.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
The Obligatory Christmas Fic reviews
"God, Stan, what the hell did you and Jew-fag do last night? Jesus, Kenny, look at him, the fag fucked his brain cells right out of him. What's in the box rainbow-boy? A condom? Roofies?" Kyle gets something interesting for Christmas/Hanukkah. Re-post. Style fluff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Personifications: A Literal Exploration With Axel reviews
And yes, Axel knew it was naïve. Axel knew it was cheesy. He sure as hell knew it was typical. But all of a sudden, the stars didn't seem as beautiful anymore. AkuRoku Fluff
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Finding the Beat reviews
It all started with a dance. Neither one expected it to turn into something this inescapable. A story of two unlikely boys from completely different backgrounds and their discovery of how they were made to rule the floor...together. SoRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Riku, Sora
The AntiDefenestration of Whole Milk reviews
"Stan was only being proved more right by the second as he watched Kyle twirling around dazedly, trying to hold a conversation with a streetlight, in which he was vehemently denying any past acquaintance with a nearby stop sign." Slight Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Sleepover Powers reviews
"If Kyle had thought he was caught off guard before, he certainly didn't know what to call this. He was caught somewhere between off guard and Stan's mental grasp." Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Killer Reasons reviews
Just a REALLY short drabble I wrote after seeing Wild Target. I be NO ONE is going to read this but whatever...
Wild Target - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Dixon, Victor Maynard - Complete
Show Me Destiny reviews
Max is a fairy/angel sent on a mission to help Fang do 'what he was meant to do'. Will she help him acheive his destiny or end up completeing more than her mission? AU FAX minor OOC's Rated T for language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Fang, Max
The Man Who Can't be Moved reviews
Songfic: The Man Who Can't be Moved by The Script: Max has to leave and Fang is brokenhearted, so what does he do? he sits, and sits, and sits some more. does max get the message? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Shyboy reviews
Yami is at a club and the boys just can't seem to leave him alone, but Yami has his sights set on just one, the shyboy in the corner Puzzleshipping, YYxY. songfic based on the song Shyboy by Jordin Sparks.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
As You Wish reviews
i was bored what can i say? just a really fluffy fanfic. R&R FAX AU: max is a princess who hates her job, what will happen when she meets a mysterious boy at a ball one night? will there be a royal stalker involved? R&R! Now a twoshot! yay! thnx reveiwers
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Fang, Max
Who Needs Science Anyway? reviews
oneshot i found while searching around my documents, cnat decide if i should continue it, probably should but R&R anyway FAX if a oneshot, hardly any, if more chapters, PLENTY R&R peeps
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009
Chocolate Helps on Tests, and Other Things reviews
Max and the flock have saved the world and are attending school in Arizona Max makes a permanent best frend and maybe even wins a contest FAX! EGGY? OC/OC set after book 4 no flyboy action. R&R please! i suc at summaries is better than it sounds i promise
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Max, Fang