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Author has written 8 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Doctor Who, Twilight, and Harry Potter.

I'm terrible at About Me things. Sorry not sorry.

Most of my work is completed oneshots. Starlight was my current project but is (yes, I know, I'm sorry) on hiatus and (probably) pending a rewrite. Dark Horizons is also on hiatus but is not pending a rewrite. I'm just lazy. And busy. And have moved on.

(I have the attention span of a five year old, I know.)

As for me, I am happy to meet new people and will do my utmost to reply to reviews and PMs. Shoot me a message and I'll try not to be too awkward.

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"This particular blunder is known as 'deus ex machina', which is French for 'Are you fucking kidding me?'"
-How Not to Write a Novel

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To Die for the Republic by AwayOHumanChild reviews
Sabé is an ordinary woman who just so happens to be a handmaiden to Padmé Amidala. And she likes her job. She does. But, well, she'd probably like her job more if people would stop trying to kill her and the senator. Because almost dying? That's just getting annoying.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,529 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Handmaidens, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala
Only A Boy by Riddell Lee reviews
AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 220,827 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 2,294 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin
Fallen Legends by GreySilhouette reviews
When Anakin does not find Ventress and Ahsoka is found guilty and sentenced to death, Obi-Wan interferes and breaks her out, unable to stand by and let such a travesty of justice take place. The Council complicates matters by jumping to conclusions, and while Obi-Wan and Ahsoka attempt to find out the truth of what happened, Barriss is planning to set off another bomb...
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 68,661 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Obi- Wan K., Ahsoka T., Asajji Ventress, Master Windu - Complete
Years Built on Sand by unicornesque reviews
"He lets her go and she scurries away, and in his mind Grantaire's sneering because of course Enjolras wouldn't know how to hold on to a woman, even the slips and tatters of one." Enjolras and Éponine find each other in little cracks of time before the revolution, and then once more at the barricade.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
You Didn't Hear It From Me by ruth baulding reviews
Garen Muln reminisces about his childhood friend.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
To Save the Queen by AwayOHumanChild reviews
Sabé is an ordinary girl whose dream has just come true: She has been chosen as one of Queen Amidala's handmaidens. However, she quickly discovers that being a handmaiden is harder than she thought with headstrong Queens, suspicious Jedi, and an invasion to deal with.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 110,410 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Handmaidens, Padmé Amidala - Complete
The Unspoken by Trapped Artist reviews
It was the first time she'd seen him smile in a long time. Traught. Set during Darkest, kind of.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Soar by katiesparks reviews
I am Dick Grayson and I am 8 years old. I want to cry but crying is for babies. I have no parents now, no mom and dad, so I can't be a baby. I have to be grown up. And I will. I won't cry, I'll be okay. That's what everyone keeps telling me. I'll be okay.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,328 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Faux Elvish for Dummies by your.daily.dose.of.fanfic reviews
Do you find normal Elvish confusing? Are you constantly being left out of conversations by your hardcore-Tolkienite friends? Are you flunking your second-language GCSE exams and are in need of another language ASAP? Then this handy guide is for you!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
All But Name by Mirror and Image reviews
"You will be a Jedi, Anakin. I promise you. In all but name."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,985 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Unsung Hero by Reach4thestars19 reviews
Arianna was a part of the Rebellion, though her story is unknown. Yet, she was still a hero. The Unsung Hero of the Rebellion and this is her story.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 157 - Words: 271,867 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Luke S. - Complete
Wishing Is Cold This Year by Min Daae reviews
Dean has his head rather determinedly up his ass, so it falls to Castiel to take this one. Post 5.03ish.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Castiel, Sam W.
Somehow I'm the Mother of the Year by Katty008 reviews
Talia decides to pick sides once and for all and marries Bruce. She was not expecting this to involve eight children, two dogs, and cats. Lots and lots of cats.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
crackerjacks by Adreus reviews
We could totally run away and start a circus together. —Dick/Zatanna.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/10/2012 - [Zatanna Z., Richard G./Robin] - Complete
A Long, Long Time Ago by ruth baulding reviews
A wisdom tale handed passed down through the generations poses troublesome questions for a line of masters and Padawans, from Dooku to Ahsoka Tano.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
When Words Fail by ruth baulding reviews
A boring academic assignment turns into a living lesson for Ahsoka Tano. The Negotiator offers a fresh perspective on diplomacy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Ahsoka T., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Sine Qua Non by Sequitur reviews
Season Three-Four gap. The Director has her reservations about the team leader position, McGee and Ziva have a cunning and psychotic plan, and Tony has a mental breakdown. Sort of, anyway.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
The Changeling by Silver Spider reviews
Jason is awake and aware but half-a-world away from Gotham in enemy hands. He thinks of nothing but escape, but what happens when he meets a certain little boy? Partial AU. Starts of at Red Hood: Lost Days #1 then spins in its own direction. COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,542 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Jason T./Red Hood, Damian W./Robin - Complete
Mysteries of Ward 40 by Haleine Delail reviews
Dr. Martha Jones takes a job in a mental hospital, in a special ward, notorious for difficult patients and strange occurrences. As she digs into its history and mystery, she learns what makes it special, and why no patient nor doctor lasts long there.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,416 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Martha J., 10th Doctor - Complete
Chasing Dominic by Carumati reviews
He didn't wake up. Ariadne is charged with the task of bringing him back from Limbo. There, she finds the many faces of Dom Cobb and the many faces of herself. Eventual Dom/Ariadne.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,586 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Ariadne, D. Cobb - Complete
Everything Ends Eventually by MuslimBarbie reviews
"You see, I had this friend and we used to travel together. But he's gone now... You remind me a bit of him, you know." Amy stumbles across a man in a suit with a big blue box. Eleven/Amy, Ten/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 10th Doctor - Complete
The Finer Shades of Why by Yesac reviews
When Dooku realizes far earlier Sidious' intentions to replace him, Sidious' plans never come to fruition... but Dooku's do. Across the galaxy, Anakin and Obi-Wan are shot down by their own men and try to make sense of why.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 212,901 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by Yesac reviews
A few months after the events of The Phantom Menace, Anakin is having nightmares about burning alive.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Moments of Revelation by handful of sky reviews
Firefly/Doctor Who Crossover, set after "Serenity" for Firefly, and after the Time War for Doctor Who, primarily the 9th Doctor with brief appearances by 8 and 10. In the aftermath of the Time War, River finds the Doctor, dying, on board Serenity.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2010 - 9th Doctor, River - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 4,954 - Follows: 907 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
One Path by Lionchilde reviews
COMPLETE. The story begins during TPM with an unexpected but welcome friendship. When friendship turns to something more, an entire galaxy will be changed, for better and for worse. Obidala.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 240 - Words: 581,566 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Of Jews and Gentiles by Sashile reviews
Casefic. After investigating an attack on a Jewish lieutenant and her non-Jewish boyfriend, Ziva discovers a pattern of similar deaths. An undercover mission with Tony as her boyfriend leads to some dramatic discoveries. No OCs, lots of Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 43 - Words: 89,285 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Chosen by Fialleril reviews
When Shmi Skywalker was thirty seven years old, she went out into the desert... Pre-TPM, the story of Anakin's conception and birth in a Tatooine context.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Shmi S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 4,619 - Follows: 352 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Little Angel Child by Kaluki reviews
He died years ago, but his wings are too small to fly with the Angels, so he waits on earth until he's shed his downy feathers. How does an Angel learn to fly?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Ouroboros by Lettered reviews
Lots of people think the epilogue is fluff. I think it's CREEPY. This fic is the reason why. Contains spoilers, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Ten Nonlinear Moves by Sequitur reviews
Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
The Book of Paths: The Chosen Path by red rose knight reviews
Six years have gone by since The Long Twilight Path. As sentiments are turning against the Jedi, ObiWan Kenobi and his apprentice Bali Tiro return… COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,601 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3322 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 6,243 - Follows: 395 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Long Twilight Path -- An Uncertain Path sequel by red rose knight reviews
5 years later. The Republic is divided and on the verge of civil war. Key political figures that have held the fragile galactic government together are being systematically assassinated. Now it is up to Obi-Wan Kenobi and his apprentice Bali Tiro to find
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 148,826 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/4/2002 - Published: 2/8/2002
An Uncertain Path by red rose knight reviews
AU 4 years after TPM. Obi-Wan is a lone knight looking for a purpose. Qui-Gon survived the battle of Naboo to train Anakin. This is the tale of the different path Obi-Wan?s life has taken.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 78,063 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/1/2002 - Published: 11/25/2001
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Starlight reviews
Special, different Luna is back with the Doctor, but she's having a hard time putting her time at Hogwarts behind her and piecing everything back together. And in the meantime, the Doctor's song is starting to end... Sequel to Moonrise.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,399 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 10/7/2012 - 10th Doctor, Luna L.
Moonrise reviews
Luna was always special, alway different. But after misfortune sweeps through her life, she finds herself somewhere even she couldn't have imagined.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 114,274 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - 10th Doctor, Luna L. - Complete
Years reviews
It has been years since Wilfred Mott heard that familiar grating sound, so he brushes it off as his old mind failing him. But then there's a knock at the door and a young man with old eyes standing on his front step. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Wilfred M./Wilf, 11th Doctor - Complete
Shur'tugal abr Voetta: Dark Horizons reviews
It's been a year now, and the two girls alone in a new world have grown into young women with both allies and enemies. But reality is getting further and further from what they expected, and the time has come for them to form their own paths. Part 3
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010
What He Runs From reviews
Normally he doesn't dwell on the past. Too many troubles and heartaches. But this is one time when he puts away his own wishes and faces time like a normal person. It's what she deserves. Another fic to pay tribute to Sarah Jane Smith/Elisabeth Sladen
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Shur'tugal abr Voetta: Changing Winds reviews
Having survived her first battle, Miranda Iceblade is traveling to the elves to continue her training. Meanwhile, Cassidy is with the Varden, serving as a soldier and teaching Elva. Both face uncertain times and difficulties along their paths. Part 2
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Just a Check Up! reviews
The TARDIS has left the Doctor near Forks, home to two different alien species. Of course, the Doctor's going to go check up on them. Oneshot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Shur'tugal abr Voetta: Clear Skies reviews
When a devastating fire up heaves their normal lives, three girls go to a wise man, who tells them the only way to survive is to find Eragon and join him... Part 1
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,276 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
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