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Author has written 16 stories for Avalon Web of Magic, Tokyo Mew Mew, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, and Inheritance Cycle.

Hi everybody! This is The Foreseer of Avalon.

Recent news:

I got an account on deviantART! I'm called SparklyAquamarine there. Click here to see me on deviantART!

I also have an account on Quizilla: Click here to go to my profile on Quizilla!

Corinna River SANDS: Come on people! REVIEW! They're not love letters, they're Happiness!!! It got 37 hits but 2 reviews :(

Dragon Riders: The next chapter will be up around February (Hey, I'm a busy girl who has to write reports nearly everyday!)

Dragon home: The first chapter will be posted in the first week of March or on my birthday...)

Mass Chaos:I need a LOT of funny and random ideas so i can update. Ifyou want to read the rest of it, then please pm me or send in a review that gives your idea. You will be given credit for it. And For those of you who want to know, I acctually do have a plot, complete with climax and all. In other words, I KNOW how the ending is going to be like! And besides this is pure crack! (And for those immature authoresses who don't know what crack is, figure it out!)

Career Day at Camp Half-Blood: I'm working on it! :) A lot of people wanted to know why so many characters were OOC, well you will find out I will make them more in character as the story goes on and you'll find out why. On hold. Probably will undergo minor editing. Next update in April.

The Vampire's Night: *sigh* I'm restarting this one. It was supposed to be a parody but it turned out all wrong! But I might discontinue it...

In the Dark of the NIght: Review people! *sniff* It doesn't hurt to review once in a while. It gives me so much motivation to write!

Pictures: for stories (I don't own the pictures!):

Click here to see a picture for my avalon and inuyasha crossover and mass chaos chapter four! left to right Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Connel Mustang.

Click here to see pictures of the Lt. Hawkeye.

And...I got an account at fictionpress!! YAY!! I'm not sure if ths will come up, but my profile there is

I'm a lil' less crazy on fictionpress...don't wanna scare the publishing agents away...

But beware, I didn't log on to fictionpress for more than a year!

Random info (ok, not so random)

Gender: Girl

Age: somewhere from 0 to infinity :) take a guess!

Eyes: They're not blue or green

Hair: It's not white blonde

Height: Are you TRYING to be one of those creepy racists who discriminate random people because of their height?!

favorite animie:

1.Card Captor Sakura

2.Tokyo mew mew

3. Keroro Gunso

4.Witch hunter Robin


6. Fullmetal alchemist

7. Inuyasha

9. Pumpkin scissors (I RECCOMEND this to ANYONE! especially FMA FANS!)

and a lot more. I can't list them. and they are not in order of favorites. If you want to watch a good anime, then you should pm me.

favorite books:

1.Avalon web of magic

2.Inheritance (the entire series. realistic: Arya will be the next one...the next...)

3.Percy Jackson and the Olympians(I like the entire series. and..percabeth rules!)

4.Inkheart (and other books by the same author)

5.The pirate and the princess

6.The land of Elyon

There isn't any kind of order. I just love them all! And if you want to read a good book, you can pm me.

Favorite pairings:

PERCY AND ANNABETH (YaY! Go percabeth!)

Adriane and Zach (I LOVE that pairing...)

Thalia and Luke (when he's not evil and then she's not a huntress. anyway, go Thuke!)

Emily and Marlin

Kara and Lorren (Lorren kinda sounds like Lauren...)

Grover and Juniper

Poseidon and Sally (they have Percy!)

Al and Mei (theyre so cute!!!)

RYUU AND MEGU (they BELONG together!!)


ED and WINRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yay!)

HATED pairings/not liked pairings:

Percy and Rachel (BOO)

Adriane and Joey (NOOOOO! Adriane deserves something better than you, Joey throws joey out the window that leads down to a not-so-nice place coughcoughTartaruscoughcough)

Emily and Kyle (Yuck)

Kara and Marcus (See? I have some pity for you Kara!)

Nico and Thalia (Really, They're, like , cousins!)

Sally and mr.blofis (i know they like each other, but Poseidon likes sally too!)

Ryu and OC

Kyu and Megu (GO TO TARTARUS KYU!!)

Shesshamaru and OC (grr)

Ed and Roy (didn't you see the age difference?)

Ed and Riza

Ed and OC (Ususally the OC is a Mary-Sue. Plus, I"m a hardcore EdWin fan)

Ed and Al (They're brothers! Need I say more on this subject?)

The Sorting Hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Digory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.

The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.

Take the most scientific Harry Potter Quiz ever created.

(kay, hufflepuff and slytherin both scord 62, so I put both of them here...)

And, finally, Stuff I found on others peoples' profiles (skip this is stuff you don't like):

You Know You're an Author If:

You talk to yourself a lot. (noooo scoff, cough,scoff of course not . . .looks around nervously . . .)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (pfft . . . you don't talk to yourself sweetie it's okay. dang it i did it again . . .)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Do you like coffee? cuz i like coffee. i like coffee a lot XD)

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'(hahaha nooo . . . okay maybe a little . . .)

You live off of sugar and caffeine.(okay this one is true . . .)

You've ever stuck a big word into a sentence before a dumb word (Look at that magnificent, awesomely cute Build-A-Bear!!)

Your vacation is ruined because you forgot your laptop at home and just discovered an amazing plot for a story.(cries hysterically)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.(pfft . . . that's never happened . . .gets critical looks from everyone around her)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.(not sure about the pages long thing but they are random )

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.(ooh look another cookie :P)

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.( i don't do that!! okay maybe i do . . .)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.(there's always one in my pocket. which is kind of weird because it reminds me of a certain character coughpercycough)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.(pfft . . not really. at least not yet . . .)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (so that's why my hand hurts after i play my viola . . . just kidding :3)

People think you have A.D.D.(nooo . . . oh look a cookie!!)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.(maybe a ,little . . .)

You correct spelling problems and various mistakes on the worksheets your teachers pass out.(psshhh . . no. no i don't!! okay maybe just a few spelling mistakes that my English teacher made on a few worksheets . . .)

You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel.(nooo . . .)

That short story your english teacher assigned you to write came out as a 30-page story compared to the 5-page tales everyone else did.(more like a page because i don't like looking like a nerd . . even though i kinda am one . . .)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (All the time :P)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason(okay i agree to this one)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.(yeah they've gotten used to it . . .)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (it was more like English Honors and i didn't fail, . . . i got a 'C')

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.(hahahha yeah . . .)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.(i actually like sleeping but i read all day . . .)

You write fanfictions about the book. (heh . . yeah)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.(you have no idea how frustrating it is when they don't want to read it . . .)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.(pfft . . no . . . seriosuly . . . okay maybe once or twice . . . or thrice . . .)

Everything reminds you of the book.(okay yeha this one is true)

You quote random lines all the time.(Example:" ' We heard you were having Bella for lunch and we came to see if you would share. ' ")

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (you mean like trying to blow up the gym to see of Percy and Annabeth would be waiting outside to go to the movies?? pfft . . no. . . okay maybe once . . .)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class (Example: flip a desk over then fly out the window, turn into a wolf and maul someone, turn invisible and 'haunt' the school then laugh as the FBI freaks out, light your book on fire and cackle demonically, and invite Latrygonian Giants to come blow up the gym in a game of dodgeball?? nooo . . . okay maybe once . . or twice . . .)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.(i have a shuffle iPOD so i can't have any pics on it D: )

You've got a book memorized.(i'm still working on this one :D)

You've read a book more than five times.(almost X3)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.(pfft 400 pages?? that's nothing )

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.(Rick Riordan . . I am coming for your soul. why did you have to kill Zoё Nightshade and Daedalus?? HUH??)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.(Bella . . . Annabeth . . . just kidding. But it's different with Renesmee)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional ( Example: "Percy, Ed, and Adriane don't exist." gets up and mauls the person who says that)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(yups :3)

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.(pfft . . nooo. 7.7)

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.(nooo . . . okay maybe a few times . . .)

You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf. ( nooo . . .)

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.(only people who are sugar high do this :P)

Your idol is a character from a book.(i don't idolize people including characters from books so no i haven't done this one :D)

Copy & paste, man. Copy and paste.


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This is bunny's cousin, the bunny from Monty Python! He is awesome!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever felt stressed or find this really hilarious:

16 Ways to Relieve Stress:

1. Shove 20 marsh mellows up your nose and try sneezing them out.

2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa.


4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already done.

5. Put your little sister’s clothes on her backwards, and send her to
preschool as though nothing were wrong.

6. Fill your taxes out in Roman numerals as revenge against the government.

7. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic.

8. Pay your electric bill in pennies.


10. Refresh your self: put your tongue on a cold steel guard-rail.

11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to


13. Bill your doctor for the time you spend in the waiting room.

14.write a short story using alphabet soup.


16. Make up a language and ask people for directions.

A thirsty, African-American man crossed the street to drink or water at the only water fountain in sight.

The white man came over to him and said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

How to Be Annoying:

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the Batman theme constantly.

Staple papers in the middle of the page.

Ask 1-800 operators for their home phone number. If they don’t give it to you ask why they are calling YOU at home.

Sew department store anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Set alarms for random times.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.(except when whactinh a episode of NCIS new or old)

Tape pieces of "Play School" over climactic parts of rental movies.

Borrow someone’s easer, then when they ask for it back, throw it across the room, making sure it misses them, and shout “You sure cant catch!!”

In the middle of a long car trip, yell out, really loudly, “I need to pee’. To be even more annoying, do it just after you’ve left, or taken a pee break.

When on a long road trip, say “are we there yet’ every five minutes.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowentairon: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a Korean knife: “Keep out of children” (I should bloody well hope so!)

Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop" (That means you, Hulk! Put that bloody aeroplane down, you might drop it!)

Scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Again, I should bloody well hope so!)

Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances" (That's right, who doesn't use their dusters as kindling?)

Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." (Good thing babies aren't children, isn't it!)

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Yeh. My grandmother died because she thought my hair dye was ice-cream topping and put it in a sundae)

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (OMG!! That's as amazing as a newsreader reading the news!)

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.)

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Did someone do this once...?)

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (No. Shit. Sherlock)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions-"Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food now?!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)


I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god!

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying ‘Man that was fun!! Let’s do it again!’ (I'll be that friend)

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!)

People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Anyone else seeing the irony in this?

"Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life.

"Don't you wish you could have your cake and eat it too?" What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

What the heck is gum made out of? HOW DOES IT DISOLVE! Jeez! I've tortured myself with this for weeks...


25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Why America has some issues (One thing that America DIDN’T screw up-this list)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don t use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

I'm aginst alot of thing but one of the things I embrace is being a good friend and a good person. So if your aginst racism, abortion, child abuse, hate, and many other mean things, but you embrace friendship and being a good person copy and paste this to your profile an sign your username at the bottom: NCISissnazzy, The Foreser of Avalon

I try to update as fast as possible. If I don't update, then the next chapter of my story is going to be long, or I am too busy to update. Or I'll admit it, I'm too...Lazy... there I said it! happy?

You think that The Foreseer of Avalon isn't a good pen name? Well tell me! The other one that i picked was too long for fan fiction to accept. Anyway, read all my stories and thank you for visiting my profile page, even though it's not the shortest =)

Remember to read my own stories and my favorite stories!

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Oh, Nico by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
A series of drabbles and oneshots about all the times Nico can be kind of ridiculous. We all love him, and know he's amazing and awesome and hot and all that, but when you think about it, Nico's still just a kid, and sometimes he just makes you want to sigh and say, "Oh, Nico." These are some of those times. CHAPTER 39- SPOILERS FOR HOUSE OF HADES. 50TH CHAPTER POSTED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 80,933 - Reviews: 2287 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Nico A.
Just Another School to Live Through by caseytabwizz reviews
Bella is a half-blood. She was kicked out of her school in Phoenix because of monsters. So, she moved to live with her dad ,adpotive dad, Charlie. There she meets Edward. What happens when he finds out who she is?
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Bella, Percy J.
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2725 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
The Toilet by Anda Faith reviews
The epic saga of Tom Riddle and a clogged toilet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
His butler, a Mary Sue? by dipothebookworm reviews
At the great Fangirl HQ, these girls are known for writing fanfiction, organizing cons, yaoi, and doing in-depth character analysis. But not everything is meant to be discovered... Oneshot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Love and War by centerfield reviews
'Nothing's the same anymore.' A chance encounter with a falling trunk on the Hogwarts Express brings Harry and Cedric Diggory together and, against all odds, they start a relationship. But romance is not the only thing on Harry's mind, someone is playing a dangerous game and the only "the man in the white hat" seems to understand the rules. Slash, AU, first in a trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 127,849 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Diana Fancourt and the Muggle Studies Essay by awolflover2 reviews
What happens when a Third-Year student writes an essay on Muggle Entertainment for Muggle Studies, yet has no clue what she's talking about? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2014 - OC - Complete
The Demigod Pageant by spectaculaire reviews
Aphrodite has a fabulous idea for the Hephaestus TV's Christmas special: a Demigod Pageant! Of course, no pageant is complete without sabotage, spectacular costumes, and hidden talents. Everyone's - campers, gods/goddesses and Hunters inclusive - competitive pageant side are brought up in unexpected ways. Set before TLH. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,475 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Winry's New Automail Designs by iTorchic reviews
Winry has gotten ahold of some new designs for Edward's automail and they go from useful to epic to downright strange. Things are going to get crazier, that's for sure! Semi-crack. Similar to my story '333 Ways to Get Kicked out of HQ'. I hope you enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 5/9/2010
(mis)remembrance by radialarch reviews
Who are you chasing: your old friend, or memories of a ghost? / Post-Winter Soldier, one-sided Steve/Bucky. One-shot.
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Sam W./Falcon - Complete
New World Man by SpringsEternal78 reviews
Three months after the Battle of New York, Steve is fighting the losing battle to adjust. But maybe an unexpected visit can help him out...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
God commercials by mattsudoku reviews
what would the gods do to get you to listen to them? funny commercials like the ipollo,zues's zit zapper and many more. Reveiw.... will take sugetions... If I get 7 reveiws I will update
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/21/2008
Two Birds, One Stone by Regina Evans reviews
The story of an alchemist who leaned on the wrong wall...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P., Edward E.
100 Moments by xStarXStruckx reviews
Just 100 moments in the life of Percy and Annabeth. Comes in all different scenarios, each containing lots of Percabeth! EDIT: Yes, I'm back!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 27,209 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Knowing by PromiseThis reviews
Somehow, even if Oz had slowly trusted that one way or another Gil would keep to his word and by his side, it never meant that Gil loved him. And so the confession came as a rather unfortunately awkward shock. Oz x Gil.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven - Complete
Archangel by me malum reviews
"He reminds me of the old legends, when angels were creatures of war rather than creatures of mercy."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Hogwarts Students by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
What if 14 Hogwarts students came to Camp Half-Blood with Dumbledore to help in the Titan War? Percabeth, HPGW, RWHG. Rated T for romance and violence. Violence is later on. HP/PJO crossover!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,791 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Percy J.
The One Where Harry Gets Sorted into Slytherin by nicnac918 reviews
In which Harry's sorting goes a bit awry, but rather better than anyone expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
What Really Happened in Eldest? by deepblue1028 reviews
SEQUEL TO WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN ERAGON! The story of Eldest- but funnier! Game show hosts, klutzy queens, and evil trees are only some of the things found in Alegaesia. Pu them all together, and you'll get one crazy reproduction of Eldest!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,904 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Eragon S.
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon by susieboo reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
Mary Mary? Quite Contrary! by CelticKawaii reviews
The Teen Alchemist. The Eighth Homunculus. We've seen it all before. But does it automatically make your OC a Mary Sue? Here's my advice when it comes to making a still-believable character.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,015 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
Darkest Hour by Lady Silverwings reviews
Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 3,560 - Follows: 4,189 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
521 Ways for a HalfBlood to Die by LeatherCouch reviews
521 ways a half blood can die. This may take a while to finish.... Feel free to give me any suggestions.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 5/20/2009
A New Year's Beginning by HappiestUnderClouds reviews
The Elric brothers have been missing for two years. It's New Years Eve and Roy's planning a big party! What's the General to do when Edward lands in his bedroom, mute, older, and claiming he was in the future? Two-shot. Second chapter is posted!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,745 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Are you in, or out? by arealfishoutofwater reviews
Percy and Annabeth have to find out whose spying on them at camp, and there's only one way to do that. But Percy's been having a weird dream. What does it mean? Rated for action,character death,and occasional use of mild language. Rotates POV's. Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,918 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
PJO on Crack by I Am Miranda Of The Tempest reviews
This story is for people who like to laugh. A comedy involving our favorite charcters and a gay, purple armadillo with a funny english accent who wears a top hat named Chad.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 22,943 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009
Kikei by Kuroki-Ryomi reviews
In Amestris there are people born with a supernatural ability. These people are called Kikei and have been made illegal. Things are tough for those born as a Kikei... especially for Edward. AU. Abused Ed. Future RoyEd. On hold.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,353 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Ed and the Shrinkray by iWantTheWholeWorld reviews
When Ed finds an unsual book with a strange title, he starts to get certain evil ideas . . . which involve Roy Mustang and shrink-rays . . .
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Alagaesia Goes Crazy by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
COMPLETE Randomness shall reign supreme when Star Wars, Inheritance Cycle, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson, and Harry Potter characters unite to unleash random havoc upon Alagaesia and the galaxy far far away, with the help of three insane authoresses...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 178,651 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Eragon S., Saphira - Complete
Meeting the Real World by Appleblx reviews
Sapphire Medilia Arez has had a horrible life- she even attempted cat transmutation on Midnight Brightness- But would Ed and Al really feel sorry for her?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Roy the Useless one by SarahElric1999 reviews
what will happen when ed draws graffiti on a hallway? who knows...even if he was stating the obvious!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Simple Truth by Dragon Raptyr reviews
The Truth grinned. "They say the Truth will set you Free. Fullmetal beat me. Can you tell me why?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Truth - Complete
Of People and Pineapples by Crowmunculus reviews
Ed has an adverse reaction to the new painkillers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Maybe You'll Touch the Sun by Maya Sushi reviews
Yet you're encased in a hell so tight and exhausting, so brilliant and blinding that it shocks you every moment you remain living. You spin around on your axis but you never see any of it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Cultural Sensitivity by seatbeltdrivein reviews
Ling thinks Ed needs to appreciate Xingese culture better. Ed thinks Ling needs to shut his damn mouth. LingEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Complete
PJO Truth or Dare by Roo4life reviews
The characters get bored and they decide to do truth or dare. No one will know what will happen except for the authoress. New people come in and old people come back even from the dead. After the Last Olympian.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 6/11/2009
All That Is Gold Does Not Glitter by DonLambert reviews
"We could have been great, Albus." "You always say that." "It's true." "It was true. Not anymore." Select scenes from that wild, brilliant summer and what brought it all to an end. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,841 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
A Special Kind Of Love by Bookwrm389 reviews
Nina has a proposal for her Little Big Brother.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Edward E., Nina T. - Complete
In Which the Palmtree by Dear Serenity reviews
Envy decided he should try to do what us Otaku's do, insanity ensues, and lot's of pocky is involved. Drabbles. T for the fact Envy is in it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Envy
Renewal by Marmalah reviews
"Edward," Roy murmured, but he knew that that was a lie, and I did too, though that didn't stop me from wanting to believe that it wasn't.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Party by Floofeymarshmallow reviews
Trisha throws Ed and 5th birthday party. Hohenheim hasn't left yet.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Trisha E.
Danger Line by MidnightTwi reviews
A girl wonders how the man under the grave labeled "Hughes" felt in his time of dying in the Danger Line. A man wishes that his daughter will know that he loves her. Songfic: Danger Line by Avenged Sevenfold
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Maes H., Elysia H. - Complete
Ask Ed by LiLiKun18 reviews
Got a question for Edward Elric? THE Fullmetal Alchemist? Just leave him a question and he'll do his best to answer it! However idiotic the answer may be!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,247 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Edward E.
Little Rascals by D. M. Evans reviews
When the kids play, they play dirty
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Trisha E., Edward E. - Complete
Elysia's Uncle by NinthFeather reviews
"I'm Elysia's Uncle Ed, and if you know what's good for you, you will behave like a perfect gentleman on your date tonight," the man said, as a dangerous smile formed on his face.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Elysia H., Edward E.
Eyes by SnowflakesinWinter reviews
Ëyes are the true windows into the soul.Short drabbles about 200-300 words each about each of the FMA character's eyes. Reviews are appreciated, especially constructive critism! Multi-chaptered fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010
Ask Roy by Sasayaki Hasichuki reviews
Ask Roy Questions and see what he answers!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Roy M.
Prayers for the Scarred by Jaricchi reviews
Eragon was never taken to his Uncle Garrow. The egg was never stolen from the king. Not all Riders were killed. Brom never killed Morzan. Eragon and Murtagh were never parted. Will Alagaesia never be brought out of the dark rule of Galbatorix?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Eragon S., Murtagh
The Boredom Of The Seven Sins by TheHappyStar reviews
This is exactly what the Homunculi do in their spare time. Rated T for violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Envy, Lust - Complete
14 years later by Oldmanmah reviews
After the Third Titan war,Percy Jackson was been made a God by Zeus and Poseidon. 14 years has passed, and his daughter, Alicia Chase, has been leading a "normal" life until her fathers' past catches up with her. Updated as of May 19th 2009.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,207 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Hunter by Blue Rowan reviews
A moment between a small golden haired child and Roy Mustang. No it's not Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Roy M. - Complete
Fangirl Abduction by BreezeNightingale reviews
My third story, third horrible title, and third horrible summary! Also, my second crackfic! Edward is kidnapped by fangirls. Obviously - it's right there in the title. Basically this was me indulging myself - I like it when Edo twitches. Please review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
I'll Make A Man Out Of You by Aleixi reviews
Songfic. was listening to the song I'll make a man out of you from mulan, yes and started thinking about what it would be like if Mustang was trying to toughen up his men. warning: Edward is a bit ooc. Set after episode 8 of the original fma.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Fullmetal Alchemist Mary Sue Alphabet by Jackie Coffey reviews
A is for Abby, who's just ten years old...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
A slight mistake by Saturns-Moon reviews
The world of Fullmetal encounters the world of the Sparkle-pires. Mayhem ensues. No really, it does. Character death in a good way! Twilight bashing, crack.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Edward E., Bella - Complete
The Beatings Will Continue by Evil Little Dog reviews
Concerned about Edward and Winry's relationship, Alex Louis speaks out.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Alex A., Edward E. - Complete
The Hall of Shame by kaleidoscopeflowers reviews
A parody different from all the others. If you're looking for a cliche collection as a guide how not to write any type of PJO story, just look right here! There's gag-worthy cheesiness, Mary Sues, and a bucket of recycled plotlines!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Percy J.
Who REALLY Started Ishbal by Areus Bookworm reviews
Title explains it all. Guess it could be considered crackfic to the judgemental. Contains mild spoilers from Volume 13. Written with the fake preview of Volume 10 from Volume 9 in mind.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
The UnOfficial MarySue & GaryStew Test FMA Edition by Just-For-Kicks-XP reviews
Do you want to know just how much of a Mary-Sue or Gary-Stew your OC is? Well, the answer is only one...well, a series of relatively uncomplicated clicks away! Please R&R because I put a lot of time and effort into this. :D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
100 years later by Stefy101 reviews
This story happens during New Moon, But the story you know stops when Laurent meets Bella in the woods. What would happen if the werewolfs hadn't saved Bella? What if she had become a vampire without Edward. Worse: What if Edward found out,100 year later
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 38,938 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red String of Connection by Kittylin15 reviews
Kikyo casts a spell to bring Inuyasha and her together but uses the wrong description of her target. Causing Kagome and Sesshoumaru to be attached together by an unbreakable red string. How will they ever become separated again?
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,591 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Roy Mustang's Theme by RavenKane reviews
A sugar-high and watching Spongebob really makes you think about what Roy's theme song is.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Roy M.
Percy Jackson Meets Avalon by SerenityClovenbrand333 reviews
What happens when Percy and his friends get called on a mission to find out the secret of Ravenswood? Will Percy figure out Ravenswoods secret?
Crossover - Avalon Web of Magic & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010
Could Have by WindowChild reviews
AU. Sally is killed when Percy is a young boy, leaving him to be raised by Chiron and grow up at Camp Half Blood.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Chiron, Percy J.
The Video Exchange by rubywalls reviews
Sonny exposes Chad's biggest secret on national television and breaks the person she was so sure was un-breakable.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 20,369 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Humans and Demigods by Lisa A O Kay reviews
what would happen if bella and edward came into the lives of percy and annabeth? classic parings. first fanfic please r&r percabeth, ooc, BxE ch. Funny-ness on chapter 7! please read all the way through.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,524 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Annabeth C.
Collision by Midnight Mustang reviews
What will happen when demigods meet the Cullens and the Flock? It's pretty simple: Things are going to get interesting, very fast.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,498 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
The Third Parties by MissTeak reviews
She was the third party in his half-brother's relationship. Watching her get hurt over and over again, Sesshoumaru wanted to tell Kagome to let go. Yet he could not, not when he secretly wants to be the third party in her relationship with Inuyasha.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,353 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Fullmetal babysitter by Blur daydreamerXXX reviews
One day, Tucker cooks dinner. Edward had enough sense not to eat it. But the next day, everyone except Ed has turned into 5-year olds. What's our favourite Fullmetal Alchemist gonna do now?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Short Explosions and Many, Many Pancakes! by Alternateapocalypse reviews
Random, About Edward and his many complexes. No pairings, Oneshot. Stick to the end and you'll understand!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Final Countdown by Grenna-Chae reviews
Post-Labyrinth Pre-Olympian. Annabeth has come to visit Percy after 6 months, but Annabeth's vivid dreams of her mother fling them off onto yet another quest, to save Athena, the goddess of wisdom. How did she get caught in the first place? COMPLETE! :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,563 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Blame Game by Evil Little Dog reviews
It wasn't Ed's fault! Rezembool Trio interaction, before Ed and Al start off on their quest.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Daughter of the Ocean by Jasper winked reviews
What was I, Bella Swan, powerful daughter of the almighty Poseidon, sister of Percy Jackson, doing in small town Forks, a place I obviously didn't want to be? Oh yeah, my mother. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,183 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella
Back To SchoolFML by ActionBitch reviews
Sequel. Naraku is back and ready to be that teacher that everyone loves...not really. He's his usual grumpy, lazy self with his two former students causing more mischief than normal. He decides to have a normal year, but he meets another, quieter student.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 153,271 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Naraku - Complete
The Ultimate Randomness by Realistic Fate reviews
I know it says that this is a PJO/AF crossover, but I lied...This is an EVERYTHING crossover. I'm serious. It contains the characters of pretty much all my fav books, all acting totally and completely Stupid. And it was so much fun to write!
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009
The PJO Gang Harras Telemarketers by Magical Flying Pie reviews
Basically Annabeth, Percy, and Grover harras telemarketers! They also run around going on random adventures as they annoy each other. It's funny story told in Percy's perspective so it also has a lot his random commentary. I hope you like it! *Smiley*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009
Drottningu by DefineNormalitee reviews
RE-DONE. After the fight at Feinster, Arya discovers she has feelings for Eragon. However, competition can come at you from all sides...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,039 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Defeat Will Bring Out the Good In Him by Mewsakraichigo1 reviews
I suck at summerizing. K so it's a romance about a daughter of Zeus who has been cursed by Aphrodite, she will always fall in love with a son of Poseidon no matter what.She ends up at Camp after being seperated from her group.Can't explain properly no roo
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by yoursnever reviews
song fic as you can see from the title. short one shot. please read and review!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Hades Experiment by Potatostien reviews
The gods have an experiment that requires a few halfbloods plus Rachel, and Grover to share a home together with no adults or school. Rachels afraid of blue brushes, Chris keeps putting bacon in the soap, Pecy becomes a chocoholic, and Nico wants candy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009
Percy, Mythbusters, and the Curse of the Tacos by Science Meets Fiction reviews
Takes place after an alternate version of the 5th book, bits and bots are mentioned. Percy and Annabeth have to investagate the Mythbusters. Are they Half-bloods or really cool weridos. What's with the tacos and the strange bus driver? Find out! R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,230 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008
Dear Annabeth by Floppy125 reviews
Percy and Annabeth haven't talked for three months. After Percy sends Annabeth a letter saying he's sorry, something terrible happens to him and Annabeth is the only one who can solve it out.Very romantic: PERCABETH. if you don't like romance, dont read i
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,886 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Eternal Loop by StarofCalamity reviews
Alternative Ending To Last Olympian, formerly Love Eternal
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
For The Last Time by Shipper Friendly reviews
Chad tells us why he DOESN'T like Sonny Monroe. Really Chad, Really?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Chad D. C. - Complete
Everybody Wants Me by ActionBitch reviews
Sesshomaru is powerless and weak and even better, he has millions of fan girls chasing him and ripping off his clothes. Who you gonna call? The "FBI," that's who. Rated M for language and mindless violence. This is a crackfic, don't read if you don't like
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Sesshōmaru - Complete
Camp HalfBlood: 1910 by Journalist793 reviews
This is Camp Half-Blood, 100 years ago, back when it was home to some of those people that we look at as heroes today, and told from the Point of View of Amelia Earhart.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008
The Dysfuntional Adventures of the PJO Gang by Magical Flying Pie reviews
What happens to Annabeth, Percy, and Grover when they're on a random quest, special occasion, or just plain bored. These are their stories *Gavel Bangs* BANG BANG :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009
Halfblood Halloween by Lezimate reviews
It's Halloween at camp, and everyone is back for a spooky afterparty. Random and funny. light percabeth: nothing too heavy like making out cough cough ! This is my first story, so please tell me what I need to improve on, and what you liked. Thanks!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Of Cereal and Arguments by kaleidoscopeflowers reviews
What was Nico doing when he was in the Underworld in TLO? A little oneshot glimpses into a normal, dysfunctional-family breakfast and into that part of his life. Just a bit of drabble. Read and review, please!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Nico A., Hades - Complete
Crossdresser by Mird reviews
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward E.
Fairytales by ShadowPalace reviews
A compilation of one-shots set to the classic fairytales we all grew with. Percabeth, as well as some other pairings! AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,299 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009
Back To Wisconsin by elizabeth567 reviews
Sonny is going back to Wisconsin for the summer, but with an unexpected guest, Chad Dylan Cooper. Mr. Condor think's that sending Chad to Wisconsin will clean up his act. Will working on a farm clean up his act, or will Sonny be the one saving his rep?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,134 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Everyone is Evil! by Magical Flying Pie reviews
This is what happens when Percy, Annabeth, and Grover mess with the balace of good and evil! It's a funny one shot full of randomness. I hope you like it! *Smiley*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2009
Percy Meets Twilight by FacelessxAuthor reviews
A PJO/Twilight crossover. Suddenly, these weird monsters are popping up in the US. When Grover and Tyson go to Forks, WA, they smell way to many monsters, so many that half-bloods should wiped out of existence. Mostly Percy Jackson and the Olympians. R&R!
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,961 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
It All Started with a Vampire Named Bella by oreosNcookiecrunch2 reviews
What would happen if Bella was the vampire and Edward was the human? BxE First fanfic! Teen just incase. Original idea by me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,270 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unwritten Chronicles 2: Forgotten Warrior by Silent Moon 14 reviews
Once again, Kara is thrown into a game she doesn't want to play. Usually she would stay out of it, but when her Lorren gets in the middle, she decides to play dirty. Samy has messed with Kara's life, and that is SO NOT acceptable. Let the games, begin!
Avalon Web of Magic - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,425 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Codename: Athena by SailorStar9 reviews
Mizuno Ami isn’t who she seems. She is an Elite of the Assassin’s Guild and the target the Guild has now is the syndicate: Pluto. And her codename is Athena.
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,844 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 6/27/2006
nogarE by FrescaPower reviews
Everything in Alagaesia is the opposite of what it should be. Brom is young, Arya is weak, Angela is sane, Murtagh wants to go to the Varden,and Eragon questions nothing. A parody of the Eragon movie.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,071 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008
Friction by Silvered Rae reviews
Only good and evil together can form a complete circle. They are necessary to each other's existance. If you understand this, young mortal, perhaps you will be of use to me. And who am I? I am Kronos.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Kronos - Complete
Always, Always Have A Plan by reviews
Just a really short one-shot. Percy, Annabeth, capture the flag, just a regular day at Camp Half Blood. How did Percy end up on top of the Ares cabin?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Titan Lord's Revegne by kiiss.the.raiin reviews
As the war between the Titan's and the Gods draw nearer, so does Percy's 16 birthday. But as all this goes on so does life. Half bloods flirt,fight,and fall in love but what happens when the key to destroying the Titan lord was right in front of them?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
Not So Bad After All by Pen-Always-In-Hand reviews
Luke's P.O.V of what happened to him when he stabbed himself, and then when he's receiving Elysium. Small spoilers for The Last Olympian. Don't read if you haven't read that.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Luke C. - Complete
Birthday Suprise by diabolical-scholar reviews
Three years after the Titan War, Percy turns nineteen. He gets a surprise visit from dad during his suprise party, and a generous gift. Then he surprises Annabeth Read and review. Rated T just to be safe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Crazy Karaoke Night by AleneApollo reviews
Percy and Friends are bored one night and someone suggests karaoke. What will ensue? comedy of course! Read and Review! helpful criticism is very much welcome!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Percy J.
Percy Jackson and the Hearts On Ice by ProphecyS reviews
An icy monster is killing children of Aphrodite and stealing their powers of love. When Silena Beauregard is captured, Percy and his friends journey to Las Vegas to rescue her before it is to late. Full summary inside! Updating SOON! Please review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,757 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Annabeth's headache by tiamat100 reviews
Annabeth inherited more from her mother than wisdom, and so when she wakes up with a blinding headache, no-one quite knows what to do-except maybe that plan forming in their minds right about...Now! I have altered timelines a bit in this fic. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Percabeth interviews by MangoLover11 reviews
I am on Olympus, interviewing gods, goddess, half-bloods, and one annoying mortal. I know most people don't read story's with the authors in them, but I couldn't really think of anyone. Flames and reviews accepted. There will be Percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009
End of Book 4 theory by Kallypso reviews
Wrote this awhile ago, so read at your own risk. Only up here for archive purposes. Me and my friends were bored and we think we've figured out how book 4 will end. Warning: Incredibly random! If you think we are weird... well we are. Enjoy and please comment and tell me what you think!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Eragon S., King Galbatorix - Complete
Cassandra by Rainpath reviews
In ancient Greek mythology, Cassandra was cursed by Apollo to have visions of evil and misfortune. In modern day Pennsylvania, Emily Fletcher has been getting premonitions, but who is sending them? Emily-centric.
Avalon Web of Magic - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,215 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3232 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
The Son Of Hades by imorgan13 reviews
Many people know the story of Percy Jackson and the Olympians. But have you ever wondered what happened to the other characters between “The Titans Curse” and “the Battle of the Labyrinth?” Well, this is the story of Nico Di Angelo, Son Of Hades
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Nico A.
Just Because by kat3.alwaysxox reviews
He doesn't do off limits.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Last Ancient by ApalcalypticBunny42 reviews
It's starting with Nico telling Percy about his plan to beat Kronos. Percy finds out he's an Ancient.Rated for violence and language! I suck at summaries, so just read! R&R! It's on hold for now. I'm so sorry, but I'm also working on different stories.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,815 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Percy J.
Percy Jackson & the Olympians meet Twilight by Zman135 reviews
When Annabeth tells Percy of the Twilight saga, Percy decides he should become a vampire in order to prevent the prophecy about a child of the big three destroying the world when they turn 18. This is my first fan-fic, Annabeth is way OOC btw
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
Family Spat by Jason Strong reviews
In the Demigod Files, Nico tells Percy and Thalia that Persephone turned him into a dandelion. But, why would she do that? What could he have said to make her want to? Read to find out. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
An Unusual Case by ShadowPalace reviews
Carolyn thinks she's a typical 4th year who attends Hogwarts. On a trip to America, she meets Percy, and discovers that she is a half blood. Together with her best friend Jade and Annabeth, they go on a quest. Percabeth, takes place during epilogue of HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,360 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
A Twisted World by Has A WaywithWords reviews
Percy and Annabeth wake up in a cave in chains. Percy remembers how Hades and Grover betrayed the gods and demi-gods to go with Luke. Will they survive or go down with the gods? Percy/Annabeth...R&R please.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008
Happy Birthday, Seaweed Brain! by Zikkie reviews
PERCABETH! Written in Annabeth's Point. Of. View.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
One Step at a Time by sports990 reviews
Sequal to My Choice. Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico are the only ones awake in the world of mythology. What will they have to do to wake everyone up? What will they give up to keep the world safe in all the gods hands? PERCABETH!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 41,212 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008
The Sword of Hades by Flamepaw reviews
My verison of the Sword of Hades because I think it was awesome but it could of gone further.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Percy J., Thalia G.
ReEragon by Subieko reviews
Paolini said, Characters are born of necessity. But what happens when the characters decide THEY should be the ones in charge of the story? Here it is: told by the characters themselves.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 118,056 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
The Chronicles Book 1: The Amulet by Shorty and KG Inc reviews
Shorty: This is a PJO/HP x-over! KG: Full of humor, adventure, romance, and Zeus knows what! Shorty: Set after BOTL and after order of the phoenix and before/during half-blood prince!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,123 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
Eleven Plus Seven Equals? by xRainyx reviews
Annabeth insists Nico take a crash course in remedial math. What happens when Nico can't figure out a simple math problem? All Hades breaks loose!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Annabeth C., Nico A.
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 535 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Obsessions by DefineNormalitee reviews
Very short, one shot, Arya and Eragon fluff with a little teensy bit of angst. Read and review...!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Arya, Eragon S. - Complete
The potion room by Alyssa02 reviews
A funny story about the blazing star,warrior,and the healer. Please review I allow people without accounts to review.
Avalon Web of Magic - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
Demigod Bill of Rights by SisterGrimmErin reviews
"Not all parents are created equal."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
I'm Just by sports990 reviews
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare...those are the words that could make up Thalia's biography. Life is just plain unfair sometimes. Thalia's thoughts sometime during SOM, because Thalia isn't a hunter yet, but she isn't a tree. One-shot...R&R please!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Thalia G. - Complete
Fairytale by sports990 reviews
Why is life so confusing? Can't everything be like a fairytale, ending happily? No, she thought to herself, NOTHING is that easy. Takes place at Camp Half-Blood somewhere during BOTL but Percy doesn't know the prophecy. Annabeth's thoughts. Mild PERCABETH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Singers' Spotlight by Musafreen reviews
Nico hears something nasty. Just another one of those pointless little oneshots, set anytime between BotL and TLO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Demigods Homework Helper by 1.800.getalife reviews
A story about demigods events of the day during the school year and their homework, plus their teachers reactions.///Please Review
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008
Annabeth's Point of View by percabeth777 reviews
This story is dedicated to all the percabeth moments from LT to BOTL. And to make it fresh and new, in this sotry, they are written in Annabeth's POV! We all need a reminder on every percabeth moment! So Read, enjoy, & review! PERCABETH!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,880 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
School Daze by ItIsn'tMusicIt'sAnObsession reviews
Mr. Chase is done with his work in California and Annabeth is moving to New York. Her Parents are sending her to Goodman Highschool where Percy is. She's thrilled to be going to Goodman but Percy isn't. Percabeth later on!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Everyday Life of Hades by Journalist793 reviews
This is a look through Hades eyes. You ever wonder why Hades is always in a bad mood? This is a way to find out. I'm sorry that this is a bad summary, but please review. Now featuring: Zeus, Artemis, and Hermes!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Capslock Potter and the Fullmetal Alchemist by Overskill reviews
Clearly a crossover with the Potterverse. Short-short farcical parody. For some reason Edward and Alphonse are at Hogwarts during Harry's fifth year. A beautiful friendship starts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Snowfalls by xCrimsonxBlackxBloodx reviews
Because, when the snow melts and brings the spring, a child knows that the days of innocent fun will always return and, like friendship, will always remain.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Edward E., Winry R., Alphonse E. - Complete
Therapy For Losers by ChildInMe reviews
Mix in a few characters from PJO, a therapist, an arrest, name confusion, angst, and jackalope threats. What do you get? Therapy for losers! NOW NEW AND IMPROVED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007
Her Choice by Kaiyako Kagami reviews
Megumi never realized that PLUTO would never let go even after she quit DDS. Two years later they come back again threatening to destory everything she holds dear: her friends and her newly built life. Can she summon her courage to destroy them? RyuXMeg
Detective School Q - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,072 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
How to produce a bad FMA OC by I-Am-Special-Hear-Me-Roar reviews
Just a little guide to help you avoid those writing pitfalls in FMA fanfiction. It's my contributation to the good of the world. Now with Mary Sue test!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Loophole by ChildInMe reviews
Kronos is going to take over Western civilization, but Percy amazingly outsmarts him.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Rewind! by ChildInMe reviews
In Lightning Thief, Percy and Annabeth are caught on video on the Tunnel of Love. Zeus has a clever idea soon after. I have no idea why I chose this title.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 101 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
A Tale of Utmost Horror! Well, Kinda by ChildInMe reviews
Percy and Annabeth watch a movie together. That night, Percy has a nightmare that comes true! But even he doesn't know it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Think before you write fanfiction by ChildInMe reviews
Percy and friends go to Request fic, oneshot, minor Percabeth, kinda like my Blue Trident fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Blue Trident by ChildInMe reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Grover, and Nico go to the Internet to a forum they heard about. Random stuff occurs shortly after. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Claim Day by ProphecyS reviews
This is a rather short story about the day Annabeth Chase was claimed as Athena's daughter.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Instant Hero Just Add Water Beta by Becky C reviews
This is a tale about Marlin Mason, a son of Demeter, and when he stumbles into Half Blood Hill and Eros starts giving him archery lessons, things go a bit, er, mad...Contains silly OCs. Be warned. This is a beta, so look out for the new version shortly...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,514 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006
Memories by chaomi reviews
A photograph…a photographic memory…memories flooding back to Megumi Minami and its relation to Ryu Amakusa.
Detective School Q - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
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Two Little Snakes reviews
"Let's make a club for special people like us!" Time travel. When Tom Allen moves to Privet Drive, Harry and he discover that they have some cool abilities. What will they do when a mysterious enemy releases a herd of strange creatures into their neighborhood with the intent to kill Tom and Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Dragon Riders reviews
Adriane meets a dagon rider who needs help. When the mages go to the other riders land, they see that the soceress and the witch has found allies. Teaming up with the Varden, the mages must stop this threat before the Empire starts destroying the web! R&R
Crossover - Avalon Web of Magic & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,128 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Adriane C.
Birthday reviews
Harry sent Voldemort a present...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
That Ridiculous Rumour reviews
"Few people know what those words mean to me and Al, and fewer understand why I engraved them onto the watch." Written for FMA day.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Corinna River SANDS reviews
When Ed and Al go to a water park, things start to go crazy! What! It's not in Amestris! And the theme just happens to be world domination. Will be taking OCs-not sues!-submission from authors! R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
In the dark of the night reviews
When a certain blonde alchemist is on sugar high, he the wrong impression of himself. Then again, how bad can a misunderstanding be? Written on sugar high! Please R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
Mass Chaos reviews
What happens when Kara decides to accidentaly LOCK ADRIANE and ZACH up in the same ROOM to IMPROVE their RELATIONSHIP? MASS CHAOS! Rated T for possible voilence and hugs and kisses! Theres a bigger summary inside.
Avalon Web of Magic - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009
The Vampire's Night reviews
percy becomes and vampire and now he has a way of defeating Kronos! takes place after BOTL and before TLO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Percy J.
Career day at Camp half blood reviews
Artemis is flirting with Percy, Zeus wants a career day in CHB...and everyone is trying to survive it! crackfic read ch-1 at your own risk!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Percy J.
Avalon and Inuyasha fans and stars! reviews
This is what happens when the Avalon characters the fans meet the Inuyasha characters! This is my first oneshot! enjoy! R&R!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Avalon Web of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2009
Kishu's love life reviews
Kishu is sick of not being cared about by anyone. He's sick of his stupid love for Ichigo, who rejects him ever so constantly. What will he do?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009
Cyniclon madness reviews
What happens when the aliens get stuck in your computer. A lot. THIS REALLY HAPPENED! Some of it you might not understand because it is stuff we talk about outside of IMing, but its still funny.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,030 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009
School for Cyniclons reviews
What happens when Kish Tart and Pai decide to go to a human school? WHAT WONT HAPPEN? Using english names.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2009
Warrior theme song reviews
Like th title says, its a song that I made up and I thought Adriane fit most of the description. Please R&R
Avalon Web of Magic - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Healer theme song reviews
This song is based on another song that all avalon web of magic fans know. I just changed the most of the lyrics. Please R&R. people wothout acounts can review. Try singing this song with the real song and youll see that i tried to match up the syllables.
Avalon Web of Magic - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
The Blazing Star theme song reviews
This is just a song I came up with along with some other ones. Please R&R. COMPLETE.
Avalon Web of Magic - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete