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Author has written 16 stories for Avalon Web of Magic, Tokyo Mew Mew, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, and Inheritance Cycle.
Hi everybody! This is The Foreseer of Avalon.
I got an account on deviantART! I'm called SparklyAquamarine there.
I also have an account on Quizilla:
Corinna River SANDS: Come on people! REVIEW! They're not love letters, they're Happiness!!! It got 37 hits but 2 reviews :(
Dragon Riders: The next chapter will be up around February (Hey, I'm a busy girl who has to write reports nearly everyday!)
Dragon home: The first chapter will be posted in the first week of March or on my birthday...)
Mass Chaos:I need a LOT of funny and random ideas so i can update. Ifyou want to read the rest of it, then please pm me or send in a review that gives your idea. You will be given credit for it. And For those of you who want to know, I acctually do have a plot, complete with climax and all. In other words, I KNOW how the ending is going to be like! And besides this is pure crack! (And for those immature authoresses who don't know what crack is, figure it out!)
Career Day at Camp Half-Blood: I'm working on it! :) A lot of people wanted to know why so many characters were OOC, well you will find out I will make them more in character as the story goes on and you'll find out why. On hold. Probably will undergo minor editing. Next update in April.
The Vampire's Night: *sigh* I'm restarting this one. It was supposed to be a parody but it turned out all wrong! But I might discontinue it...
In the Dark of the NIght: Review people! *sniff* It doesn't hurt to review once in a while. It gives me so much motivation to write!
Pictures: for stories (I don't own the pictures!):
Clickto see a picture for my avalon and inuyasha crossover and mass chaos chapter four! left to right Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Connel Mustang.
Clickto see pictures of the Lt. Hawkeye.
And...I got an account at fictionpress!! YAY!! I'm not sure if ths will come up, but my profile there is www.fictionpress.com/adventurefantasyfan
I'm a lil' less crazy on fictionpress...don't wanna scare the publishing agents away...
But beware, I didn't log on to fictionpress for more than a year!
Random info (ok, not so random)
Age: somewhere from 0 to infinity :) take a guess!
Eyes: They're not blue or green
Hair: It's not white blonde
Height: Are you TRYING to be one of those creepy racists who discriminate random people because of their height?!
1.Card Captor Sakura
2.Tokyo mew mew
3. Keroro Gunso
4.Witch hunter Robin
6. Fullmetal alchemist
9. Pumpkin scissors (I RECCOMEND this to ANYONE! especially FMA FANS!)
and a lot more. I can't list them. and they are not in order of favorites. If you want to watch a good anime, then you should pm me.
1.Avalon web of magic
2.Inheritance (the entire series. realistic: Arya will be the next one...the next...)
3.Percy Jackson and the Olympians(I like the entire series. and..percabeth rules!)
4.Inkheart (and other books by the same author)
5.The pirate and the princess
6.The land of Elyon
There isn't any kind of order. I just love them all! And if you want to read a good book, you can pm me.
PERCY AND ANNABETH (YaY! Go percabeth!)
Adriane and Zach (I LOVE that pairing...)
Thalia and Luke (when he's not evil and then she's not a huntress. anyway, go Thuke!)
Emily and Marlin
Kara and Lorren (Lorren kinda sounds like Lauren...)
Grover and Juniper
Poseidon and Sally (they have Percy!)
Al and Mei (theyre so cute!!!)
RYUU AND MEGU (they BELONG together!!)
INUYASHA AND KAGOME!!
ED and WINRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yay!)
HATED pairings/not liked pairings:
Percy and Rachel (BOO)
Adriane and Joey (NOOOOO! Adriane deserves something better than you, Joey throws joey out the window that leads down to a not-so-nice place coughcoughTartaruscoughcough)
Emily and Kyle (Yuck)
Kara and Marcus (See? I have some pity for you Kara!)
Nico and Thalia (Really, They're, like , cousins!)
Sally and mr.blofis (i know they like each other, but Poseidon likes sally too!)
Ryu and OC
Kyu and Megu (GO TO TARTARUS KYU!!)
Shesshamaru and OC (grr)
Ed and Roy (didn't you see the age difference?)
Ed and Riza
Ed and OC (Ususally the OC is a Mary-Sue. Plus, I"m a hardcore EdWin fan)
Ed and Al (They're brothers! Need I say more on this subject?)
The Sorting Hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!
Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."
Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Digory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.
The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!
Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."
Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.
Take the most scientificever created.
(kay, hufflepuff and slytherin both scord 62, so I put both of them here...)
And, finally, Stuff I found on others peoples' profiles (skip this is stuff you don't like):
You Know You're an Author If:
You talk to yourself a lot. (noooo scoff, cough,scoff of course not . . .looks around nervously . . .)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (pfft . . . you don't talk to yourself sweetie it's okay. dang it i did it again . . .)
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Do you like coffee? cuz i like coffee. i like coffee a lot XD)
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'(hahaha nooo . . . okay maybe a little . . .)
You live off of sugar and caffeine.(okay this one is true . . .)
You've ever stuck a big word into a sentence before a dumb word (Look at that magnificent, awesomely cute Build-A-Bear!!)
Your vacation is ruined because you forgot your laptop at home and just discovered an amazing plot for a story.(cries hysterically)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.(pfft . . . that's never happened . . .gets critical looks from everyone around her)
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.(not sure about the pages long thing but they are random )
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.(ooh look another cookie :P)
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.( i don't do that!! okay maybe i do . . .)
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.(there's always one in my pocket. which is kind of weird because it reminds me of a certain character coughpercycough)
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.(pfft . . not really. at least not yet . . .)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (so that's why my hand hurts after i play my viola . . . just kidding :3)
People think you have A.D.D.(nooo . . . oh look a cookie!!)
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.(maybe a ,little . . .)
You correct spelling problems and various mistakes on the worksheets your teachers pass out.(psshhh . . no. no i don't!! okay maybe just a few spelling mistakes that my English teacher made on a few worksheets . . .)
You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel.(nooo . . .)
That short story your english teacher assigned you to write came out as a 30-page story compared to the 5-page tales everyone else did.(more like a page because i don't like looking like a nerd . . even though i kinda am one . . .)
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (All the time :P)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason(okay i agree to this one)
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.(yeah they've gotten used to it . . .)
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (it was more like English Honors and i didn't fail, . . . i got a 'C')
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.(hahahha yeah . . .)
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.(i actually like sleeping but i read all day . . .)
You write fanfictions about the book. (heh . . yeah)
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.(you have no idea how frustrating it is when they don't want to read it . . .)
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.(pfft . . no . . . seriosuly . . . okay maybe once or twice . . . or thrice . . .)
Everything reminds you of the book.(okay yeha this one is true)
You quote random lines all the time.(Example:" ' We heard you were having Bella for lunch and we came to see if you would share. ' ")
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (you mean like trying to blow up the gym to see of Percy and Annabeth would be waiting outside to go to the movies?? pfft . . no. . . okay maybe once . . .)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class (Example: flip a desk over then fly out the window, turn into a wolf and maul someone, turn invisible and 'haunt' the school then laugh as the FBI freaks out, light your book on fire and cackle demonically, and invite Latrygonian Giants to come blow up the gym in a game of dodgeball?? nooo . . . okay maybe once . . or twice . . .)
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.(i have a shuffle iPOD so i can't have any pics on it D: )
You've got a book memorized.(i'm still working on this one :D)
You've read a book more than five times.(almost X3)
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.(pfft 400 pages?? that's nothing )
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.(Rick Riordan . . I am coming for your soul. why did you have to kill Zoё Nightshade and Daedalus?? HUH??)
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.(Bella . . . Annabeth . . . just kidding. But it's different with Renesmee)
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional ( Example: "Percy, Ed, and Adriane don't exist." gets up and mauls the person who says that)
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(yups :3)
You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.(pfft . . nooo. 7.7)
You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.(nooo . . . okay maybe a few times . . .)
You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf. ( nooo . . .)
You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.(only people who are sugar high do this :P)
Your idol is a character from a book.(i don't idolize people including characters from books so no i haven't done this one :D)
Copy & paste, man. Copy and paste.
This is bunny's cousin, the bunny from Monty Python! He is awesome!
Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever felt stressed or find this really hilarious:
16 Ways to Relieve Stress:
1. Shove 20 marsh mellows up your nose and try sneezing them out.
2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa.
3. WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO HAVE A NICE DAY, TELL THEM THAT YOU HAVE OTHER
4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already done.
5. Put your little sister’s clothes on her backwards, and send her to
6. Fill your taxes out in Roman numerals as revenge against the government.
7. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic.
8. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
9. DRIVE TO WORK IN REVERSE.
10. Refresh your self: put your tongue on a cold steel guard-rail.
11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to
12. READ THE DICTIONARY UPSIDE DOWN AND LOOK FOR SECRET MESSAGES.
13. Bill your doctor for the time you spend in the waiting room.
14.write a short story using alphabet soup.
15. STARE AT PEOPLE THROUGH A FORK AND PRETEND THEY ARE IN JAIL.
16. Make up a language and ask people for directions.
A thirsty, African-American man crossed the street to drink or water at the only water fountain in sight.
The white man came over to him and said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!
90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
How to Be Annoying:
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Drum on every available surface.
Sing the Batman theme constantly.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for their home phone number. If they don’t give it to you ask why they are calling YOU at home.
Sew department store anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Set alarms for random times.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.(except when whactinh a episode of NCIS new or old)
Tape pieces of "Play School" over climactic parts of rental movies.
Borrow someone’s easer, then when they ask for it back, throw it across the room, making sure it misses them, and shout “You sure cant catch!!”
In the middle of a long car trip, yell out, really loudly, “I need to pee’. To be even more annoying, do it just after you’ve left, or taken a pee break.
When on a long road trip, say “are we there yet’ every five minutes.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowentairon: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a Korean knife: “Keep out of children” (I should bloody well hope so!)
Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop" (That means you, Hulk! Put that bloody aeroplane down, you might drop it!)
Scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Again, I should bloody well hope so!)
Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances" (That's right, who doesn't use their dusters as kindling?)
Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." (Good thing babies aren't children, isn't it!)
Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Yeh. My grandmother died because she thought my hair dye was ice-cream topping and put it in a sundae)
Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (OMG!! That's as amazing as a newsreader reading the news!)
Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.)
RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Did someone do this once...?)
Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (No. Shit. Sherlock)
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions-"Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food now?!)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder
I swear to drunk officer I'm not god!
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying ‘Man that was fun!! Let’s do it again!’ (I'll be that friend)
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you
"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!)
People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.
If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Anyone else seeing the irony in this?
"Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life.
"Don't you wish you could have your cake and eat it too?" What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.
I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.
What the heck is gum made out of? HOW DOES IT DISOLVE! Jeez! I've tortured myself with this for weeks...
25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Why America has some issues (One thing that America DIDN’T screw up-this list)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you
19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
I'm aginst alot of thing but one of the things I embrace is being a good friend and a good person. So if your aginst racism, abortion, child abuse, hate, and many other mean things, but you embrace friendship and being a good person copy and paste this to your profile an sign your username at the bottom: NCISissnazzy, The Foreser of Avalon
I try to update as fast as possible. If I don't update, then the next chapter of my story is going to be long, or I am too busy to update. Or I'll admit it, I'm too...Lazy... there I said it! happy?
You think that The Foreseer of Avalon isn't a good pen name? Well tell me! The other one that i picked was too long for fan fiction to accept. Anyway, read all my stories and thank you for visiting my profile page, even though it's not the shortest =)
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