Author has written 4 stories for Hogan's Heroes, Misc. Books, and Inkheart.
Hello, my name is Brittany. I live in the state of Wisconsin in the good, old U.S. of A. I am twenty with brown hair and blue eyes. I am short for my age, a few inches smaller than my younger sister, due to her having a growth spurt when she was about six. Otherwise I would be saying that I'm taller than her, which would be a great relief to me if I were, as that is a sore spot of mine whenever my height is compared to hers. But you probably don't want to hear about that.
I love reading and daydreaming. Now with a combination like that, I naturally would have to include writing in that list, wouldn't I? Some people don't because they hate writing, but I feel that if my mind keeps coming up with these neat daydreams, my head would be so crammed with them that I might forget some of my favorites, which I probably already have. So why not write my daydreams down? I have created a few stories on a whim before, based on my dreams, but I've never completed them, save for one. But that one I've lost, which is another sore spot for me, as it was a pretty good one, if I do say so myself. Now that I've discovered FanFiction. net, this seems a logical place to make sure my stories aren't forgotten, by me or anyone else. We on this site are the Bards of our time!
Fantasy is a big part of my life. I practically breathe tales of magic, fairies, sprites, vampires, werewolves,and unicorns. I started on a dragon story, but I never finished it. Maybe, now that I'm part of this site, I will. Because I was introduced to Star Trek in the third grade, my life took on a lonely aspect. Books were my refuge, later it was T.V. and the computer. (Neither of the latter are very healthy, though, but I muddle through) I was always a loner at heart and prefer being by myself than with others. By myself, I could always daydream and those early dreams were better company than people.
I am on this site mainly to finally tell my stories and have them approved by others like me. I only want people to read them and enjoy themselves. Comments are appreciated, as well as advice on how to improve my plots. It's easy to imagine a story, but the details can trip you up if you aren't careful.
Read and enjoy!
Atra du evariny ono varda, atra esterni ono thelduin, un atra gulia un ilian tauthr ono.
May the stars watch over you, may good fortune rule over you, and may luck and happiness follow you.
My favs on this site:
Favorite Shows: Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Highlander, Hogan's Heroes, Merlin, NCIS, NCIS: LA, Sanctuary, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Stargate: Universe Star Trek: Enterprise, Star Trek: DS9, Star Trek: Voyager, Supernatural, Transformers: G1, Transformers: Prime
Favorite Movies: Avatar, District 9, Plunkett and Macleane, Stonehenge Apocalypse, The Last Sin Eater, Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Favorite Books: Inheritance Trilogy, Lord of the Rings, Warriors
Favorite Pairings (WARNING: MAINLY SLASH):
Star Trek: Enterprise:
Star Trek: DS9:
Star Trek: Voyager:
Transformers (any and all):
You have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Castiel
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If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. --This has actually happened to me. Several times. Usually while on a caffiene high.
Check out this quiz!:
Randomly list 12 characters from you favorite T.V. show(s):
1. Castiel (Supernatural)
2. Dean (Supernatural)
3. Prowl (Transformers)
4. Peter Newkirk (Hogan’s Heroes)
5. Ironhide (Transformers)
6. Crowley (Supernatural)
7. Will Lennox (Transformers)
8. Odo (Star Trek: DS9)
9. Nicholas Rush (Stargate: Universe)
10. Starscream (Transformers)
11. Garak (Star Trek: DS9)
12. Ratchet (Transformers)
Have you ever read a 6/11 fic?
No, never. Crowley and Garak are a devious combination. The only thing I can say is, “Duck and cover!”
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Are you kidding me? Newkirk was my first love and is still the only one that can invoke a squee moment all by himself.
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Wow, I really pick ‘em, don’t I? Uhh, if Ratchet got Odo preggers…first step would have to be getting around all those annoying biological quirks that state males can’t give birth…then there’s the fact that Odo is basically a puddle of goo in his original form… o_O God and Bashir would be scratching their heads and asking this exact question. Not to mention Ratchet’s logic processors would probably pull a Prowl and decide unconsiousness would be preferable to figuring out just how he managed to pull this off!
Can you recall any fics about 9?
Yes, but sadly there’s too few SGU fics out so far, and even fewer about Rush. Why’d they have to cancel the show? Why???
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Dean and Crowley? That depends on your point of view. A hunter and a demon? If they don’t kill eachother outright, then yeah, I think they’re a good match.
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Ironhide/Rush or Ironhide/Starscream. Much as I’d like for Ironhide to get along with ol’ Screamer, I’d actually prefer seeing him interact with Rush. He just does so well with humans, in my opinion.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
Dean sees Lennox and Ratchet doing the nasty. First, he’d do a double take. Then, he’d think something along the lines of, “Didn’t know they were into kink.” And lastly, he’d have a WTF moment and go off in search of a good bar with lots of women, but won’t be able to shake those unwanted images of robot sex for several days, despite his best efforts. Meanwhile, Lennox and Ratchet will wonder why Dean is avoiding them.
Make a summery for a 3/10 fic.
Prowl/Starscream--Prowl finds an orphaned Seekerling in the ruins of Vos after the battle and takes him under his wing. Will this be enough to change the course of the war?
I know that there’s probably more than a few stories like this one, but it’s still enough to let my plot bunnies loose.
Is there such a thing as 1/8 fluff?
Castiel/Odo. Not at this time, no, but this is such an absurd combination, and if I ever see such a thing, I will laugh my ass off. Anybody else feel the same?
Suggest a title for a 7/12 comfort fic.
Ratchet/Lennox- ‘Medical Knowledge’- Ironhide isn’t taking Jazz’s death very well and Ratchet gives Will advice on just what his old friend needs to move on.
This was a hard one, actually. Will and Ratchet don’t exactly interact much in the movies, and since the general population here on FanFic seem to prefer IronWill, I figured I had to include ’Hide in there somewhere or it just wouldn’t make sense. It took me ten minutes.
What kind of plot would you use for 4 to deflower 1?
ROFLMFAO times ten!!!! I’m so glad this thing said 4 and 1 instead of 1 and 4! ’Cuz I just can’t see Cas trying to take Newkirk’s virginity! Oh, my poor, aching ribs!
Anyways, possible plot: A nearly-humanized Castiel escapes from his not-so-angelic brothers when a battle goes ill by zapping through time. But, because his powers are so drained, he misses his intended stop and ends up in 1943 Germany. He is brought to Stalag 13 (either by Germans or Hogan’s team, doesn’t really matter). While recovering there (his powers are really messed up and it’s taking him a while to heal), he helps out Hogan and his team with what he knows from the Germans’ minds (telepathy turns out to be really easy to use even when you're all slagged to the Pit). Newkirk gets suspicious of him and his quirkiness and ends up cornering him somewhere. After that, the plot can go anywhere. Newkirk can try to get Cas drunk (he’s nearly human by now, so a whole liquor store will not be required), maybe Castiel develops a crush, Newkirk develops a crush, Castiel misreads a situation and they end up kissing, maybe Newkirk kisses him to try to scare him into a confession, take your pick. I’ve got more, but they all end up with Cas getting laid, as required.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Prowl het. Nope, not when I don’t have a friends list.
Do any of your friends write/draw 11?
Garak would make for an interesting portrait. See previous question.
Would any of your friends write 2/4/5?
Dean/Newkirk/Ironhide. What an interesting combination. Still, once again please…
What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Something that would do his name justice! How about, “I, Starscream, am now leader of the Decepticons!”
What? A moment of great passion doesn’t just mean sex. And that’s about as passionate as His Screechiness gets.
If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you choose?
Odo- ‘All the things that you can change/There’s a meaning in everything/And you will find all you need/There’s so much to understand’- Look Through My Eyes by Phil Collins.
Another good choice would be Eye of the Tiger by Survivor.
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Castiel/Crowley/Ratchet - Does not compute. Processor fritz immanent. Shutdown in 3...2...1...*thud*
What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2?
Ooooh, Starscream and Dean. “Screaming is my forte. I’ll have you going in no time.”
…This is harder than I thought. *bangs head against wall*
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Ironhide. Yesterday. 2/14/11
What is 6’s super-secret kink?
They aren’t secret. Anything goes with Crowley ;D
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
Garak would have to have some sort of end game if he at any time set his sights on Rush. Either that or he literally was playing a game and wanted to see how long it took before poor Nick gave in to his advances.
He’d be sober. Rush will be sloshed.
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
If Prowl topped, Lennox would be squished and Ironhide majorly pissed (pun intended). Although, I suppose Lennox could top while catching…
1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1 is broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3. What title would you give this fic?
Translation: Castiel and Rush are in a happy relationship until Rush runs off with Newkirk. Castiel is broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Garak and a brief, unhappy affair with Ratchet, then follows the wise advice of Ironhide and finds true love with Prowl.
I hereby dub the title of this fic to be ‘Run That By Me Once Again’
And while we’re at it, run that by me once again.
How would you feel if 7/8 was cannon?
Lennox/Odo. Well first they’d have to find some way to connect Transformers with Star Trek: DS9. Talk to me once that’s done.
If you die, I'll find a way to bring you back and kill you myself.
Don't regret doing things, regret getting caught.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
It's mind over matter: I don't mind ‘cause you don't matter.
Heaven doesn’t want me and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
Thank you for visiting reality, come again…Now entering your life, welcome.- sadly, this is my life
I’m already imagining duct tape over your mouth.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice with them then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven Hells you did it.- alright, who here is thinking Jazz?
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
You! Out of the gene pool! Now!
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?- “What is it with men and asking for directions?”-Dory, Finding Nemo
All men are animals; some just make better pets.
Common sense is such a rarity in guys, it’s a God-forsaken superpower.
Looking for the perfect girl? Go buy yourself a Barbie doll.
If God wanted me to fit in, He would have made me a clone.