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Joined 11-14-08, id: 1742455, Profile Updated: 09-06-09
Author has written 4 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Labyrinth.

Shallots is my pen name, its completely random, I don't even like onions. But I made this account after hours of playing The Impossible Quiz which if you've ever played it you know; its very bad for a person's mental health.

Joker is my latest obsession. Don't assume I'm some fangirl on a band wagon though. I appreciate the passion behind the character more than the sexiness of the Joker.(Though I do recognize that :D) I'm drawn to villains and psychotic characters in general though, that began at the age of two when Scar from The Lion King became my favorite cartoon character. I find Heath Ledger's Joker particularly intriguing because he's a villain who doesn't intend on gaining anything from his crimes. Power, money, revenge etc... I could go on and on, I've spent hours psycho analyzing the character.

Art is my passion. The feeling that creating something gives me is indescribable.

Writing is how I express myself. I doubt I'll ever write for profit, but I'd lose my mind without it.

Music is therapeutic, no matter what I'm feeling there's a song for it.And no I'm not emo. (Not that there's anything wrong with that) My taste in music is crazy, it varies from Family Force 5 to Insane Clown Posse. I like songs not music genres.

My Fanfictions are inspired by my obsessions. I feel that some characters are to amazing to die with the people who created them, I like playing a small part in helping them live on.

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I Wrote This by im-batman reviews
Please," Joker got down on his knees, he was still unclothed from the waste down. "CAN WE GO SOMEWHERE THAT HAS PICTURES OF THE FOOD ON THE MENUS!"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 31,513 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Joker, J. Crane
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
True Romance by pyr0 reviews
A collection of Harley/Joker vignettes. Dark.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Dracula Vs the Sparkly Fairy by Virtuous Vampire reviews
Dracula's not so kind reaction to 'Twilight' and it's author. Now with CH.3 where the hunter and the friar hatch a deadly scheme! R&R!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Dracula, Van Helsing - Complete
The Doctors and the Nurses They Adore Me So by Lauralot reviews
You can lead a clown to Arkham, but can you keep him in?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,839 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Dracula's Christmas Carol by Virtuous Vampire reviews
What it says on the tin. A piece of festive insanity featuring a dancing Van Helsing, burning dwergers, Twilight bashing amd of course, Dracula as Scrooge. R&R!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Dracula, Van Helsing - Complete
Death By Fruitcake by im-batman reviews
Since nobody enjoys fruitcake and yet everyone exchanges it during the holidays the Arkham Asylum staff brought their unwanted fruitcakes into work to be fed to the inmates. And Joker hated it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Knight and the Prince by Lauralot reviews
Joker decides he wants to play mind games with Batman, and brings the Scarecrow along. Somewhat slash. Sequel to Say That We're Sweethearts Again.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 167,979 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Nerd by Night's King reviews
The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,066 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - The Joker, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Celebrate With The Joker by im-batman reviews
Joker is a very festive man, read about how he celebrates the many holidays of October.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
Batman and Robin? by im-batman reviews
After an hour or so of intense struggling and profanities flying the two ended up in front of the full length mirror in Scarecrow's bedroom.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
In the Serpent's Nest by Ninjallerina reviews
A oneshot set between Anna's abduction and the ball. Dracula reveals why he has chosen his enemy to be his bride. T for menace.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Anna Valerious, Dracula
Death's Last Kiss by Kendra Luehr reviews
The Joker entertains an unlikely guest. WARNING: dark, disturbing elements, bloodlust, and necrophilia-esque mannerisms.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
Always with you by DustyDreamer reviews
The doll watched. The red smile seemed to widen, as though both the doll and Harley were in on a secret.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Anna Grin by Larissa Fae reviews
He was her Glasgow baby, her smile when she couldn't. She was his delusion, his make-believe of all make-believes. A series of Joker/Ramirez-centric one-shots.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Joker
By The Sea by im-batman reviews
What happens to Jack when he drinks to much the first time he's marooned? ONESHOT Rated M for language!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Act Like We Are Fools by Lauralot reviews
This could only end badly, but he couldn't help but go along for the ride. Joker/Crane. Sequel to Mad Friends.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,255 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Ask The Joker Anything by Moonone reviews
Here is YOUR chance to ask The Joker ANYTHING! Write a question in review, and then they will be answered in the next chapter when the story is updated publicly! All questions welcome. Joker will be in character, and it is Heath's version
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 11/16/2008
Mad Friends by Lauralot reviews
Joker wasn't the only one Harleen Quinzel treated. The story of her fall to darkness through the eyes of her patient and friend, Jonathan Crane. Rated M to be safe.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,535 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
How to Write a Bad TDK Romance by Steven 'Janus' Apollo reviews
Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
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Dead Memories reviews
Harley clung to the possibility that this was still a nightmare, cooked up by a dose of fear gas into the respiratory system. Any moment now, she hoped to wake up in a sunshine filled room with Mr. J sleeping soundly beside her...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,846 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Joker - Complete
I'll Be Guiding You reviews
“Tsk Tsk,” the Goblin King folded his arms as he stood at the end of Sarah’s bed, “You should know not to leave your windows opened. Lord knows who could get inside,” Sarah appears to have a bit of a sleep-walking problem...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Slow Burn reviews
Joker stroked Harley’s bandaged wound, "This will look different from your oth-er arm. It'll probably leave a little white line when it heals. Get it now? I changed you forever," he held her face in his hands, "How's it feel?"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,174 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Joker - Complete
All My Balloons reviews
He looked at her face. Her delicate features smeared with clown paint and left over tears. She never looked more beautiful. The white complexion made her resemble a doll. A porcelain, Harlequin doll. So easily created... so easily broken.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,951 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Joker - Complete