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Joined 11-15-08, id: 1742711, Profile Updated: 08-04-10
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

A lot of you probably believe I've been dead for the past two years. Who knows... maybe I was. But I do know one thing... I'm back!!! Kudos to every one who favorited or reviewed my stories while I was "dead" *Hands virtual cookie*

Now that I've returned to the dead I'm ready to work on some new stories and possibly continue the ones I've started. You may have noticed I deleted several of my stories because I realised I really don't like them. I'm attempting to work on some new stories if you want to check them out. Now I'm also going to try to rebuild my profile!

Words To Live By

"Life sucks, then you die." Jacob Black: Breaking Dawn

"Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible, but that is called cannabolism my dear children, and frowned upon in most societies." Willy Wonka: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Three can keep a secret if two are dead." Ben Franklin

"Ignorance is bliss." Unknown

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Twilight in a Nutshell by Mits reviews
Parody summary of the Twilight Series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
The World in Snippets by Boogum reviews
My response to The DG Forum's 100 Days, 100 Drabbles challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 40,677 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
When Scorpius Met Rose by theSunlitEarth reviews
A series of seven drabbles, each representing a year at Hogwarts and a year of progress from hate to friendship to love. ScorpiusxRose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Black Alder Tree by fallingskyes reviews
The tree had always enjoyed the visits from that girl with the strawberry hair that shone in the sunlight. But when she shows up one day, her heart clearly broken, the tree knew that everything had already changed. Voted "Best Prose" on the DGFicExchange
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,070 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Don't tell Ron by SKLBug210 reviews
There are just some things Harry and the rest of the family feels that Ron is happier not knowing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,330 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Welcome To Existence by kdcullen reviews
Edward has spent his existence searching for happiness. When his eyes fall upon small, four year old Bella, who was meant to become dinner to the Volturi, he can't help but feel that his happiness isn't as far away as he thought.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,675 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Darkness by Priceless93 reviews
Alice can't remember ever being a human. All those memories are lost to her and she can never get them back again... But she can make new memories. This story traces Alice's life, starting from the asylum she was forced into.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Of Gardenburgers and Spider Monkeys by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
A parody of the Twilight movie. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Athenodora, Chelsea
Dying for Love by alpacacat0401 reviews
Bella has 6 months to live. She decides to break out of her shell and meets Edward, someone who lives for eternity. When he tries to discover her secret, he falls in love during the process. Why won't she become a vampire for him? ExB vampires included!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,296 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Bella is Going Insane by BerryBella reviews
Bella, put the broom down." Edward said slowly. "No, Jasper’s going to come in here and start singing." 1st fanfic! Mild language. Weird.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella - Complete
North by princesswingnut reviews
In which Embry Call does the following: falls in love, falls out of a moving car, blows off an essay, goes ice fishing, and finally, FINALLY finds out exactly who his real father is. All basically at the same time. EMBRY FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,430 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Embry, Tanya - Complete
Trouble by FreeSmiles reviews
Removed
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What your Birthday Means Twilight Style by Jembee reviews
What your Birthday Means Twilight Style. What you did on your birthday and why. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
Last Moment by Lost in Believing reviews
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: Please? Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you! Slow down! Guy: Take my helmet and put it on yourself. She takes the helmet and puts it on, as they speed down the road. AH Jake&Nessie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Daddy's baby by Crimson White reviews
Bonding time for the baby and her daddy. Family fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Provocative by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Edward talks to Renesmee about some of her attire one day after school. Please read and review. Bella's POV, rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
A Joke by Nastia Cullen reviews
One-shot! Alice plays a little "joke" on Bella! Then Edward comes home... Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Alice, Bella
Approval by juliette729 reviews
Nessie has finally been able to go to a regular HS, prom is approaching and what will Edward think of the dress Rose and Alice bought her.Another Cullen family moment. Edward/Nessie
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
33 Reasons Why We Love 'em and Hate 'em by Karen Cullen3 reviews
Title says it all. Reasons why we love and hate Edward and Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The Three Kick Rule by Cheesymuffins reviews
Sokka learns a new Fire Nation tradition... Warning: Slight Sokka bashing
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Strawberries by lil reviews
Flavored lip gloss. As short Zutara drabble.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
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Loving Intentions reviews
This is a Rose/Scorpius one shot about how they go from the best of friend to finding themselves in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Dribble Drabbles
Drabbles for DG 100 days, 100 drabbles contest. I'm not actually entered in the contest, but thought it would be fun to try! Mostly Draco & Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,753 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W.
It's Real! reviews
A twilight fan finds she is thrown into the twilight universe and meets the Cullens. How will the cullens take it, and will Lillian find love in the unlikliest of places? Will random be the new law in the Cullen House hold?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Seth
Sweet Dreams my Love reviews
Edwards point of veiw as he watches bella sleep each night. Mid Twilight, starts when Bella gets backs back from La Push and finds out Edward is a vampire. Please reveiw. Second fanfic. First chapter is simaller to midnight sun. Teen for future chapter B/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
We've Got Problems reviews
Carlisle is tired of all the bickering. He sends everyone to therapy. Is jasper having an emotional meltdown? Will Edward kill Rosalie. Will Bella? Does Alice have a secret? Rated teen 'cause I'm paaranoid. Normal parings. Come on, just click the button!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
twilight trailer reviews
A little tweaking to the twilight trailer
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Edward, I love you reviews
Bella wrote letters to Edward in New Moon but never sent them, now he's found them. Just a one shot for now.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Breakable reviews
One shot fluff. Before Bella knows he is a vampire. Edward is struggling between his feelings towards Bella and her saftey. Edwards point of veiw.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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