Greetings People who are on my Profile for whatever reason. So a bit about me.
Name: You can call me Emi
Lives: In the USA
Fave Books: Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus, Charlie Bone, Septimus Heap, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, The Chronicles of Narnia, Children of the Lamp, Ashleigh's Wonder series, The Help, Series of Unfortunate Events, Black Beauty, and especially all the Jane Austen and Roald Dahl
Fave Video Games: Pokemon, Legend of Zelda, Super Mario Galaxy, Harvest Moon, Super Smash Bros., Mario Kart, Just Dance, Wii Fit
Fave Tv Shows: Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, M*A*S*H, Castle, NCIS and NCIS:LA, Wipeout, Raising Hope, Whose Line is it Anyways, Elementary
Fave Cartoons/Anime/Manga: Avatar the Last Airbender, Phineas and Ferb, One Piece, Kanto-Orange Islands Pokemon, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Axis Powers Hetalia, Gargoyles
Fave Movies: Beauty and the Beast, Sound of Music, Pirates of the Caribbean, Classic Disney, Toy Stories, How to Train Your Dragon, Tangled, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Meet the Robinsons, Coraline, Kung Fu Panda, Megamind, Shawshank Redemption, The Avengers, BBC Pride and Prejudice (although that was a mini-series), High School Musical (and other DCOM) and a whole host of others
Things to know: I love to read and draw. I have a very active imagination. I like science. I do not have a lot of patience for people with no common sense. I am bossy. My standards for fanfiction and actual book-writing are completely different and I'm much more critical of books. I do tend to enjoy them more though
"Xylophones are fun." "Young Lady, that is not relevant to this conversation." "Zebras aren't either, what's your point?" - Or something to that effect. My friend, my other friend, me. Involves that word game where each sentence starts with the next letter.
"A mistake a day means you're learning your way." Me
"What might I what?" Me, in response to a conversation I half heard about milkshakes.
"Procrastination is my friend until the night before something is due. Then it tries to kill me." Me
"He's not the brightest cookie in the tool shed." my friend Cara
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which are kinda the same thing." Rockbridge card
"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned." Rockbridge card
"Life is a game, play it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is an opportunity, catch it." Some motivational poster
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." Dunno
"Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they're always there." an old saying
"Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional King, but most are jacks." Laura Swenson
"Let no feeling of discouragement prey upon you, and in the end you are sure to succeed." Abraham Lincoln
"Silence is golden. Make me a millionaire." Ernest Buchanan
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." Mark Twain
"Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." Mark Twain
"Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end." Scott Adams
"Never worry about numbers. Help one person at a time, and always start with the person nearest you." St. Teresa
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." Albert Einstein
"I have no solutions, I can only offer chocolate." C.M. Pavelka
"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." Ambrose Bierce
"Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right." Ashleigh Brilliant
"The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Arthur Dent
"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?" Abraham Lincoln
"Hope is the thing with feathers." Emily Dickinson
"The great man is he who does not lose his childlike heart." Mencius
"Is it better to die for the truth or to live for a lie?" Cayti Jane
"Duct tape: It's like the force, theres a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together." Jordan Thomas
"Always" Castle and Beckett
"Well we were just doing our job. Actually, I was doing my job, I don't know what the hell he was doing." "Heey. But that's true." Beckett and Castle
"Sunny with a chance of asskicking." Beckett
"Alakazam, Jackass." Beckett
"It's not about the books anymore." Castle
"Shut the front door!" Beckett
"There is no victory, there are only battles." Montgomery
"I respect the universe." Castle
"If you drive one more block, I'm screaming 'kidnap' out the window." Bones
"Christmas Eve Day. Both an eve and a day, it’s a Christmas miracle!" Booth, while drugged
"Jesus is not a zombie!" Booth
"Bones! Stop. This is the last time and place that you want to be rational, okay? Let's just be wildly emotional and assume that you didn't psychotically murder a coworker who invited you over for dinner." Booth
"Hate is easier to deal with than love, especially disappointed love." Angela
"I don't know how to talk to crazy people unless I'm dating them." Angela
"Look at this guy. He's cuter than a monkey with a puppy." Angela
"People never tell me I'm right. They only say I'm crazy. Love you, man." Hodgins
"I called shotgun. What does it mean to a society when the niceties are no longer observed?" Hodgins
"Is that a useful 'aha' or an irritating 'aha'?" Lisbon
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that is why it is called the present." Master Oogway
"You stay out of this, strangely-educated random bystander!" Megamind: Predictable by Patches
"You don't need strength or muscles to become a hero; you just need a little bit of courage, a little bit of smarts, and a lot of heart." Brain Bot #147:Days in the Life of a Brainbot by FantasyBard
"Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all." Elizabeth Bennet
"For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?" Mr. Bennet
"Time Travel. All you want is to slap a hippy, but all you get is multiple Kowalskis." Skipper
"Ugly live up on the inside. Ugly be a hurtful, mean person." Constantine
"You is kind. You is smart. You is important." Aibileen Clark
"I used to believe in em (lines). I don't anymore. They in our heads. Lines between black and white ain't there neither. Some folks just made those up, long time ago. And that go for the white trash and the so-ciety ladies too." Aibileen Clark
"That's the way prayer do. It's like electricity, it keeps things going." Aibileen Clark
"I always thought insanity would be a dark, bitter feeling, but it is drenching and delicious if you really roll around in it." Skeeter
"We are just two people. Not that much separates us. Not nearly as much as I'd thought." Skeeter
"She's wearing a tight red sweater and a red skirt and enough makeup to scare a hooker." Minnie
"Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus; Never tickle a sleeping dragon." Hogwarts motto
"Sorry to harass you at such a late hour." Riza Hawkeye, as she's taking someone hostage
"I've had memories for as long as I can remember." Colin Mochrie, for a 'Whose Line' Skit
"She's cavorting with dwarves now? When did that happen?" Regina
When I say that 'I am a Christian', I am not shouting that 'I am clean living.'
I'm whispering 'I was lost, but now I'm found and forgiven.'
When I say 'I am a Christian' I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak and need His strength to carry on.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed and need God to clean my mess.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not claiming to be perfect.
My flaws are far too visible, but God believes I am worth it.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I still feel the sting of pain.
I have my share of heartaches, so I call upon His name.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not holier than thou,
I'm just a simple sinner who received God's good grace, somehow!