Okay, first off, I got a review today from a visitor by the name of fangissenorscmexiness. I'd like to saya couple things in case they're reading. Alright first off, if you don't like the pairing, don't read it.
Second, you're a coward. You wouldn't even log in or make an account so I could reply to you face to face you gutless wretch.
And lastly, come to me with some real reviews, or comments in general when you learn how to spell.

Hey people! My name is Twizler(nick name). I'm younger than 16. I have at least 4 different settings mind mind is on besides normal. For starters I have:

1.Maximum Ride
2.Twilight
3.PJatO(Percy Jackson and the Olympians)
4.Harry Potter
(Twilight being my least favorite but most recently read.)

Other books I recommend are: Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie by Jordan Sonnenblick; The Uglies trilogly by Scott Westerfeld; The Awakening by Kelly Armstrong; The mysterious Benadict Society by Trenton Lee Stewart; The Ink trilogy by Cornelia Funke; The man who loved clowns by June Rae Wood; Zen and the art of faking it by Jordan Sonnenblick

I LOVE to write fanfics about these books! Whoo! Go JP and Stephanie Meyer!! Anyway. This is my new account, yes I said new. I have a Deviant Art account as well. -- /MAXFANMF /Themaximumridewriter /angel54

I have a little brother, and two doggies! Three parents... nine grandparents and a whole lot more family members too!

I know a few people on here from Deviant Art, and I would like you to comment and rate my fanfics please! Thank yous! -v- I hope you enjoy my account! And don't mind me, I'm a dork! .

I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when I hear it, once when it's explained to me, and once more five minutes later when I finally get it.

I have 4 major friends I talk about, so you might hear them if they pop up in a convo. They're names are: Kayla, Austin, Gunner, and Ashley. So if I do mention them, it's cause they're my BEST FRIENDS!

Next up, I LOVE LOVE LOVE to read! I'll CONSTANTLY make refs to my books! I would like it if you kept your opinions to yourselves about my babies please!

If you love me (As a friend) unconditionally, I will do the same back! However, if you're mean, I'll give you hell.

Now here are a few of my mottos:

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Keep your mouth shut and people will think you're stupid; Open it and you'll remove all doubt.

Always remember that you're unique just like everyone else.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

When I was kidnapped my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Next up are my FAV songs by my fav artists! I have so many, but here we go...

AFI- prelude 12/21, Miss Murder
Akon- Freedom, Against the grain, Right na na na
Alanis Morissette- IronicAll American Rejects- Gives you hell, It ends tonight Avenged Sevenfold- Afterlife Avril Lavigne- Runaway, Innocence, Contagious, Complicated, I'm with you, things I'll never say, Take me away, Together, My Happy Ending, Nobody's Home, Forgotten, Fall to pieces, Freak out
Billy Joel- Vienna
Crossfade- Colors, So far away, Cold
Daughtry- It's not over
David Cook- Lie, Light on
Evanescence- Going Under, Bring me to life, Everybody's Fool, My Immortal, Imaginary, Whisper
Flipsyde-Someday, No More, Train, Spun, Flipsyde
The Fray- You found me
Frickin' A- Just Friends
Hilary Duff- Fly
Hoobastank- The reason
Kelly Clarkson- You found me, Because of you, Behind these hazel eyes, Since U been Gone
Linkin Park- In The End, Crawling, Pushing me away, Numb, Place for my head, Papercut, Don't Stay, Lying from you, Hit the floor, Faint, Breaking the habit, Nobody's listening, Leave out all the Rest, What I've done
Little Big Town- Boondocks
Lostprophets- Rooftops
Martina McBride- Concrete Angel
One Republic- Stop and Stare, Apologize
P!nk- Sober, Dear Mr. President
Paramore- Misery Business, Pressure, Decode
Shinedown- 45, Second Chance
Simple Plan- Welcome to my life, Me against the World, Untitled, Take my hand, Save You, Generation, No Love, Perfect World, Crazy, I'd do Anything
Skillet- The older I get, Comatose, Falling into Black, Say Goodbye, Those nights, The Last Night, Rebirthing
Tantric- Down and out, Love song, Lay
Taylor Swift- Mary's song(Oh my my my), You belong with me
Thousand foot krutch- Everyone Like Me
Three Days Grace- Are you ready, Time of Dying, Never to Late, Over and Over, Just like you, One X, Get Out Alive, I Hate Everything About You
Thriving Ivory- Angels on The Moon
Trapt- Black Rose, Headstrong, These Walls
Trust Company- Downfall, Falling Apart, Figure 8
Within Temptation- The Howling, Frozen, Somewhere, Memories, What have you done
3 Doors Down- Here without You, Let Me Go(Rock version)
Whew, told you there was a lot! Anyways, I hope you like some of these...

So, I'm obviously on here for writing purposes. Aren't we all? Well... I started out on here for READING purposes, but then I figured I would write some stuff too. It takes me a long time to update, so sorry about that. I'm starting a new series in the Maximum Ride category called Ella's Secret. I hope you'll read it.

I love it when people comment on my stories. Flames, comments, praise and critique are allowed. Critique encouraged. I want to become a better writer which is another reason I joined.

I don't mind responding to your messages. I don't mind if you compare my story to your life, another fanfic, the actual book, or someone famous's life. I'm quite bendable when it comes to this sort of thing. The only thing I won't accept is flamming one story more than once. If you don't like it, tell me so on the first chapter. I will get the point, you don't have to go through every chapter telling me how much you hate it.

Um, I'm discontinuing my story Give a little bit under the Maximum Ride category if you don't mind, I have like 0 ideas for it, so if you'd like to continue it yourself, go ahead. No permission needed. :)

QUOTES!

"We can move, of course, change direction, but our movement is contained in a bigger on that carries us along as inexorably as the wind and current" --Anonymous

"Well they wouldn't call me the BLACK knight." --Iggy MR 4

"In the dictionary, under the word 'stress', there is a picture of a mid sized mutant in a cage wondering if her destiny is to save the world or be exterminated. Well, not really, but you get the point." --Max MR 3

"Pickle Weasel.
Squash donkey." --Me and Kayla

"PASTAAAAA!" --Me and Amanda

"I vill now destroy ze snickah bahrz!" --Gazzy MR 3

"Miss me? Yeah, I thought so." --Micayla

"Iggy is a (CENSOR)!" --Skits

For me, crazy is a loose term.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least).

Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care.

Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction.

Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you.

Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striaght WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it."

Crazy is when you get sugar high and jump on your trampoline yelling "Japeth" because the name intrigues you, while your rellies are there.

Crazy is when you laugh so hard that Fanta comes out your nose and then you scream "THE PAIN! THE PAIN OF IT ALL!"

Hugged your Christmas tree while humming 'Carol of the Bells'.

Walked for an hour in the snow, slipping and picking up snow at random places, wearing nothing but a t-shirt and a sweater with and pajama pants, went home, sat down and ate ice cream.

In the middles of PE, looked up from doing stretches and yelled PASTA! twice in a row.

If you're crazy copy and past this to your profile and add something crazy you've done too.

WHY OH WHY DID THAT PICKLE FLY BY? o_O Dunno. :P Well explain. :O Thank you

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

First rule of acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.

Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.

Children: You spend the first two years of their lives teaching them to walk and talk. You spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. (xD I laughed so hard at this)

I use to have a handle on life, but it broke.

A penny saved is a government overlook. (So true)

My imaginary friends think you have some serious problems.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.

Stop being so stupid... It's my turn.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Junk is something you've had for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

There are three kinds of people; Those who can count, and those who can't.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so great either.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Procrastinate? Who procrastinates? It's called 'waiting for the opportune moment.'

I might be a genius, but I'm not that stupid.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the power.

Sarcasm helps you keep from telling people what you really think of them.