Crouching Moron and The Dork
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Joined 02-22-02, id: 174352
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
Hey guys! We're Ashleigh and Mal!

Mal: I AM CROUCHING MORON!

Ash: AND I AM {dun dun dun} THE DORK!

Mal: And as much of a shocker as I know this will be, we write FANFICTION!

Ash: Gasp! NO!

Mal: YES! Fun fanficton! Because fanfiction is your friend.

Ash: You betcha!

Mal: We will write mainly Harry Potter fanfics and they will be our babies.

Ash: Even if you take them over and turn them into scary Mary-Sue stories.

Mal: Like you've never written a Mary-Sue before!

Ash: At least it's not EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY stories!

Mal: Oh, BTW; We also have solo accounts I'm YOUDONTKNOWWHOIAM

Ash: And the mystery is revealed!

Mal: And smart ass is Littlewindmill1213

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Tiny Twist
About a girl named Clair who is made aware of dull her life is and wants to go in different direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2003
Our Pet Girl reviews
Megan Potter (yeah, Harry's daughter, but it gets interesting) was a rambuctious fifth year in the year 2018, without a care in the world. But what will she be like in a time before hers. In a time before her parents? Oo, you know you want to find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,727 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.