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Joined 11-16-08, id: 1743545, Profile Updated: 05-09-09
Author has written 5 stories for Merlin, and Harry Potter.

Deep in the wastelands of Southern England, in an area full of tispy teenagers and cow tippers, j'habite. I have chosen to waste my adolesence away on t'internet. My current interests include not learning to cook, being part of the pro folk anti folk movement (yes, I'm sure it exists, even if I am the only member), jumping, trying to be a feminist, being angry and liberal, drinking tea, Kimya Dawson (because she is made of win) and losing things.
I have also recently discovered that I am in love with Kurt Vonnegut and that I want to become a Tralfamadorian.
I love people who spike the world with quirkiness and joy and lust. They are the best people ever, carved of win and I would make them bad, burnt cake if I could.

My frankly rather unoriginal ships are:

Arther/Merlin (Merlin)
Gwen/Lancelot (Merlin)
Merlin fills my Saturday nights with fitties. Yes.

Draco/Hermione (Harry Potter)
Snape/Hermione (Harry Potter)
Blaise Z./Hermione (Harry Potter)
What is it with the Slytherin dudes? Bah, I love them.

Caspian/Peter (Narnia)
Who wouldn't?!

Gisborne (With anyone, really. I just love his face. And those trousers.) (Robin Hood BBC)
Will/Djaq (Robin Hood BBC)
Alan/Will (Robin Hood BBC)
I love Robin Hood. It introduced me to the Armitage, and for that I am eternally grateful. They also got the Armitage topless, damp, broody and in leather (though sadly, not at the same time) and for that reason I sing and dance whenever it appears.

I'll also read anything Spooks related, and I dip in and out of the Heros stuff because I'm just mildly baffled by it.
I'm not a terribly exciting person, but I like to be amused. I hope I've at least sort of convinced you I'm a pleasant person.

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The Art of Seduction by Fanfic-Frankie reviews
Arthur, being a Prince and a prat , has never needed more than a smile to lure volunteers to his bed. Now, however, if he really wants Merlin, he's going to have to listen to everything the two women in his life have to say. Arthur/Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,775 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Arthur, Merlin
Who Can Touch a Unicorn? by writteninhaste reviews
An extension to the final scene in episode 11. Now a multi-parter by popular demand. Rated T because this looks like it will quickly devolve into slash and smut - you have been warned.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Relative Lunacy by rock-the-casbah18 reviews
Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. That's what it's all about. A Slytherin band, with our very own Draco, Blaise, Pansy and Millie, is breaking out onto the music scene. BHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,196 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
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Hermione Granger: Vampire Hunter reviews
There's a properly loquacious summary inside, but let me just say, I've got everyone's favourite flaming homosexuals, Femininja!Hermione, historical inaccuracies, vampires, Harlot!Ginny, scrofula and Ron. It's totally worth a read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Hermione G.
Junebug reviews
Or: The Secret Lives of Frogs. In which Hermione is a scary feminist, Draco's into misogyny and jumping, and pregnancy happens. I've got Bob Dylan, vegetarians and swearing and I still can't believe I'm putting my name to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Of The Dangers of Partridges and Leaping Lords reviews
The twelve days of Christmas, Merlin stylie. In which Gwen is loud, Morgana is wistful, Merlin wants some love and Gaius wants to get rat-arsed. It’s the Christmas Special you all want to see. Rated for language and later ArthurMerlin lovin'.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,200 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008
Abra, Abracababra, I’m Gonna Reach Out And Grab Ya reviews
In which Arthur is obnoxious, Merlin has a major man crush, Morgana is frankly just a bit weepy and Gwen is a buxom, anarchic, match-making wench. Slash, yes, but only on a technicality. You'll love it.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,007 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008
Of The Wonders Of Royal Cleanliness reviews
In which Gwen shows Merlin something rather damp and rather gorgeous. Implied ArthurMerlin. Rated mostly for my potty mouth.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2008