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Author has written 14 stories for Deltora Quest, Dragon Age, and Merlin.

"Platinum. It's like gold only is just tacky... :)"

Well My name is Emma and I like Reading and writing (Shock Horror).

I don't abandon stories. I forget them and get excited by another one. If there are any uncompleted stories you want me to focus on, drop me a message :)

I'm also a Beta-reader, so...yeah :) I'm currently working on a request though. Yay!

Anyway, here's some irrelevant stuff about me. Hurrah

Name: Oh I have many names young one...Emma...Platypus...the list goes on!


Appearance: Short, skinny, bluish/grey eyes. My hair colour changes depending on my mood. Its a kind of blondy browny reddy mix, so I tend to claim one of these three. Usually blonde.

Subjects: English, Drama, German, Science. I love medieval History, but otherwise find it quite boring.

Personality: I suppose I'm quite shy, with a dry sense of humor. I can be quite cutting when i want to be. I appreciate well used sarcasm. I can come across as quite cynical in many respects.

Fave animal:
Cats. My ambition is to be a crazy cat lady. (Ok fine it isn't really *eye roll*)

Nationality: British- I used to have a nice accent, but it seems to have gone away . Sad. Ah well. It's a very high voice though. I hate it.

Location: Mostly merrie olde England, and summers with my gran in bonny Scotland. More specifically In front of the computer

Music: Lady Gaga,(oddly enough) The Beatles. Abba. Muse. Lotor-esque sopranos. To be specific, I like all sorts, except rap. Rap Sucks. I don't want to be told by a guy with his trousers on back to front that I should go out and kill a pig. Skyrim Soundtrack. Two steps from hell.

Movies: Men In Black,1 and 2, Anything Shrek, The Lord of The Rings, anything Peter Jackson. James Cameron's Avatar. American Beauty. Robin Hood: Prince Of theives. (I'LL CUT YOUR HEART OUT WITH A SPOON!) Any of the Monty Python movies.

TV Show: Merlin, Mock the Week, QI, Top Gear. Blackadder :) In fact, most of those 80s British sitcoms. T'was a golden age for all. Monty Python

Places: I actually hate Scotland as a location, great views and all, but it rains 6 days out of 7. Give me tropics please!

Hobbies: Reading and writing, Playing the guitar. Acting. Button Mashing.

Webstuff: A Very Potter Musical. Manwithoutabody's Absolutely AWESOMELY HAMMY dramatic readings. The Guild. Yahtzee.

Genre: In fanfiction- I go for romance, because really, what else is fanfic for besides pairings? :D

Plays: Joseph. Blood Brothers. Hairspray

Food: Pizza. I also love Mexican food. On Saturday's I work part-time in a cafe, and I've taken to Paninis for lunch. Delish!

Games: Most RPGs, Including The Dragon Age series and The Elder Scrolls. I am partial to a little bit of Online FPSing- although their fanbases can charitably described as 'Lively'

Books: Deltora Quest The Lord of the Rings

Fave Quotes:

'Help! I've been kidnapped by a monster whose trying to relate to me!'- Artie

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you- anon

Wafer-Thin Mint?- John Cleese

And Call off Christmas!- Sheriff Of Nottingham

Isabela: I’m more likely to be shanked in a bar than eaten by an abomination. You can hear those coming from a mile away. "Grr. Argh!" "Oh, is that an abomination coming to eat us? We should get out of here!"
Anders: Abominations don't go "Grr. Argh."
Isabela: They don't? I should rethink the whole thing, then.

"Get Away From Her You Bitch!"- Ripley

'Yes, Swooping Is bad'- Alistair

'Dreams Come In many forms. Some Good, some bad, some very realistic. Even the ones that feels very real'-Jenna Silverblade

'As cunning as a fox who was just elected professor of Cunning at Cambridge university?' Blackadder

Please don't annoy the writer. She may put you into a book and kill you.

Hi and welcome to the first, and probably only book review I'll ever do.' Asonginmyhead.

'Shut Up Merlin'-Arthur

Sing it with me now! 'You're the voice try and understand it! Make and noise and make it clear! Woah-a-oh-a-oh-oh!'

' There's only one way to find out! FIGHT!!' Harry Hill

'WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A F* CURSE!' Ebony 'Enoby' Darkness dementia Raven way.

Fave Pairings: Mostly, I like traditional Pairings, but I won't say No to slash ;)

Dont mention: Among many other things... Games not autosaving at the worst possible times, Bad Grammar. Twilight (Doesn't help my friends are literally RABID 'Team Edwards'.) Laugh Tracks. Militant Environmentalists (I'm sure we can have a nice long argument). Militant Atheist. Militant Christians, House of Night.

: Terry Prattchet, J,K Rowling Emily Rodda, JRR Tolkein

Ambition: to publish a book/series etc and see it being wrote about here. Oh and to get an actual Valentine card.

Back Up Plan: Become a Video Game Beta Tester. Seriously. Best. Job. Ever. (being paid to play video games? C'mon, that's my Idea of heaven!) Otherwise, software designer. Are you seeing a pattern forming?

Thanks for reading about my sad,sad life.! If you want to, have a look at my stories and fave authors (which I assume you do, since you will have just read through all the rambling crap above :).) . I recommend HomeSweetHomicide13 and Asonginmyhead for Deltora Quest, they're both pretty good. Bit of an understatement, but there you go.

What Am I Focusing On? Due To my large number of uncompleted stories, I've decided to prioritse. If one of your favoured stories is not on here, Don't Panic! I will get round to updating it soon, it just isn't high on my List Of Things To Do.
1) Defunct
2) Who Do You Think You Are?

Unwritten Ideas:

Oh, and if any artists want to draw a scene/Character from any of my fanfics, go ahead! Just send me the link and I'll post it up here. The only thing i want is that you credit me on the description/Character. I look forward to any artwork

Thanks to Meerkatgirl13, for this picture of Branwyn! Link

I have a deviantart account under the name PlatinumGal (le gasp!). I'm not much of an Artist, but I enjoy my little doodles. It Can Be found Here.
I'm also on youtube, under PlatinumgalReviews, in which I intend to post reviews about various things. ^^ It Can be Found Here.
And, more recently, I've started a Livejournal account in which I spork terrible fanfictions. Thus far, only one is completed. Why not join me in my little den of spite? We'll laugh at mediocrity together

My Favorite list is a VERY exclusive list :) I recommend reading any of them. Its like the Platinum Seal Of Approval :D

To my Readers:
I LOVE REVIEWS! if you read my stories please drop a message on what you like/dislike. It only takes a minute, Anyone can do it :) Ta :D

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Why Fear Me? I'm Only an Elf by 20DruidicKats reviews
Hello, my name is Eva. I am the last Forest Elf in existence. This is the story of how I met Artie at Worcestershire and helped Shrek and friends save the kingdom of Far Far Away. This is my view of how the story played out that you are all familiar with. Shrek 3 verse, Artie/OC
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,215 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 6/27/2010 - [Artie, OC] Shrek - Complete
A Small Crime by Katy-Kale reviews
What if, instead of Shrek, there was a teenage girl? Things would be a lot more different, that's for sure. Out of the blue, she just turns up at Arthur's Academy. Suddenly, the dull school isn't dull anymore, & Artie's life will never be the same again.
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,609 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Donkey, Prince Charming, Puss In Boots, Artie - Complete
Snippets From an Elf's Life by 20DruidicKats reviews
Spin-off of Why fear me? I'm only an elf. Join Eva as she takes you through the years of her life. A series of one-shots featuring Eva's past, present, and future. Features Artie, Charming, and others!
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Artie, OC]
Brothers by princesircastic reviews
He wanted to hate him for being better, for being everything their father wanted, but he couldn't - because they had the unbreakable bond of brothers. Part of the Mix-It-Up Challenge.
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Glock, Gers - Complete
Memories by princesircastic reviews
Sometimes the memories ease the pain. Part of the DQ Songfic Challenge.
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Barda, Doom/Jarred - Complete
A Rainy Night by mamblymoo reviews
After a spell in the Deep Roads, Hawke returns home for some much needed peace and quiet on a rainy night. What she doesn't expect is a visit from her favourite apostate, who has something serious on his mind.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
The Complications With Love by princesircastic reviews
Nothing should stand in the way of love, no matter what form it comes in. Part of the DQ Themes Challenge.
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Barda, Doom/Jarred - Complete
Foundations For The Future by princesircastic reviews
The building of the Eastern Deltora Guard Base lays down the foundations of family, friendship, and the future. Deltora Quest Crossover Challenge.
Crossover - Deltora Quest & Pillars of the Earth - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Barda - Complete
Family Portrait by princesircastic reviews
AU. When Barda met Lindal, he knew they were meant to be. Now, twenty years down the line, their constant fighting has led to their separation, and only their youngest children can bring them back together.
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Barda, Lindal
Last Summer by princesircastic reviews
AU. Barda is single, Lief is not – but maybe his girlfriend knows just the right someone for Barda... Jarda Slash. Part of the DQ Summer Challenge.
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Barda, Doom/Jarred - Complete
Family by princesircastic reviews
One-shot AU. Lief is slowly getting used to his stepfather, and his stepsiblings aren't all that bad, either. If only his brother would just accept their new family, things would be just perfect... COMPLETE.
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Barda, Doom/Jarred - Complete
A Bedtime Story by drakontion reviews
The story of the Grey Warden Solona. Parts 1 to 4, now completed. A retelling of true sic events. Contains bad rhyming and unabashed Solona hero-worship, because I recently completed a playthrough with her and fell in love with her.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
Our Rose by wantaco79 reviews
He was gone. And I had lost my purpose...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Gender Bender by Fluid Consciousness reviews
What happens to Clarissa Cousland when Duncan decides it's in her best interests to pretend to be a man upon their arrival in Ostagar? Will she able to bite back the rising tide of emotion she feels for a fellow Grey Warden? Slightly A/U.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,957 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
The Hand Of Fate by Dana-Lith reviews
A mysterious elf appears out of the night to help Aragorn and his friends, but is he more than he seems? Ok I'm crap at summaries. But it's better than it sounds! I hope...ON PERMANENT HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
The Hollow by princesircastic reviews
Jarred Hill, private investigator, is summoned to the quiet, desolate town called The Hollow on an assignment. But the longer he stays there, the more dark secrets he unveils, and someone doesn't want him to leave... AU. Multiple Pairings.
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,785 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Barda, Doom/Jarred
Blue, Blue Eyes by Golmere Verns reviews
Lief is kept in the Shadow Lands by Dain. Trying to restore his memory, Lief is soon caught in the deadly circle of sorcery and love. Can he get out before betraying his people, friends...or his own heart ? Lief/Dain. Please R&R!
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,719 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008
Saved by HoopBanana reviews
The floods were coming. Three friends and a young sister trapped in a tent, one obsessed with Animal Crossing: Wild World. They are desperate for help, so the DS Game saves them in the only way it knows how...
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
White Winter Memories by princesircastic reviews
Christmas is a time of joy and happiness, and celebrating with your loved ones. But not everyone feels up to celebrating... Part of the Christmas Challenge.
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Barda, Doom/Jarred - Complete
Anna by PurpleLight reviews
What goes through the mind of a worried father anxiously awaiting the birth of his child? This is part of the Deltora Quest One-Shot Challenge!
Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Happy Valentines? by princesircastic reviews
Barda thinks Valentines Day is pointless. Or does he? LiefJasmine and BardaLindal.
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Barda, Lindal - Complete
Baking Bread by blerghy reviews
Lief tries his hand at cooking and Jasmine intervenes. Who knew baking could go so far? Very fluffy and somewhat pointless.
Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
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Defunct reviews
Think You know Deltora high school Aus? Think Again. WARNING: Extreme Au, Ooc Characters, hinted slash, The whole caboodle. Rated M for a reason.
Deltora Quest - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Barda, Doom/Jarred
Child's Play reviews
Life always seems so simple when you're a child. Barda is about to discover otherwise. Part of the DQ songfic challenge. Contains Slash. Au
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Barda - Complete
Strawberry Cake reviews
Friendship is among the most important things in your life. But what, or who, can be considered expendable? Part of The Dq theme challenge
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Lief - Complete
For The First Time reviews
Jasmine has never really met her father, now after agreeing to meet with him, she reflects on the past. Au
Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Jasmine, Doom/Jarred - Complete
Our Little Secret reviews
Merlin and Arthur journey to the distant Land of Deltora, making new alliances, which are certainly more tenuous than than they would like... Part of the Deltora Crossover Challenge.
Crossover - Deltora Quest & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Lief, Merlin - Complete
Watching reviews
He could not watch her die. She made sure he wouldn't have to. Oneshot, spoilers
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Swaying Hips reviews
A collection of loosely connected romantic moments between Alistair and the Female grey warden, Some directly from the game, and some original. Fluffy & Pointless
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Alistair - Complete
In Waking Sleep reviews
At Endon's funeral, Lief and his friends consider the losses they have endured. Sonfic.
Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sharn, Endon - Complete
Sunset reviews
It was only a sunset. But somehow, it brought them all closer together. Part of the Deltora Summer Challange.
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
Undiscovered reviews
Barda tries to tell the only man for him his feelings. Songfic. Jarda.
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Complete
Cherubs reviews
Long Awaited Sequel to Cupid. 10 years after the events of the Sister of the South, Jasmine and Lief have separated. With a little help from Barda, Anna wants to reunite her parents. Rated T for some language,chapter 3 is up!
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Anna, Barda
It's Beginning to look a lot like Christmas reviews
Part of the Deltora christmas challenge. Mistletoe? Gifts? Sledging? An'I survived the Quest' shirt? Is this Christamas in Del or what?
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Jasmine, Lief - Complete
Because You're Mine reviews
This is part of the Deltora one shot challenge. What will Doom find on a visit to Sharn?
Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Doom/Jarred, Sharn - Complete
Cupid reviews
Barda decides to 'Help' Leif and Jasmines Relationship. Don't think about it too hard ; Very Cracky with humor that seemed funny to a 13 year old
Deltora Quest - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Jasmine, Lief - Complete