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Joined 11-16-08, id: 1743793, Profile Updated: 03-01-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Redwall, and Sherlock Holmes.

Hi everybody!!

:D

Favorite things:

Vampires: (In Order)

Alice

Edward

Emmet, Jasper

Esme, Carlisle

Rosalie

Humans: (Fiction and Real)

Family

V.T

S.G

S.T

A.P

E.B

E.C

Bella

Anidori Kilandra Talianna Isilee (yah. That's ONE person. From the Goose Girl)

Luneta (The Lioness and her Knight)

Wizards:

Hermione

Ron

Ginny

Dumbledore

Fred/George

Mr. and Mrs. Weasley

Harry

Percy

Werewolves:

Lupin (HP)

Seth (Twilight)

Animal(s):

Tarsiers

Horses

Hippos

Penguins

Dogs

Cats

Kiwi Birds

Phoenixs

Hippogriffs

Food:

Pizza

Ice cream

Dried Mango

Buttermilk Pie

Gumbo

Tex-mex

Activities:

Horse back Riding

Annoying E.C and T.C (lolol)

Field Hockey

Laughing

Being Random

LOLOL

GO S.T!!

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If you think Saphira in the Inheritance Cycle is cool, copy and paste this to your profile

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Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story.

Edward Cullen

Sexier than you since 1901

Jasper Hale

Smoother than you since 1843

Bella Swan

Luckier than you will ever be.

Rosalie Hale

Prettier than you since 1915

Alice Cullen

Quirkier than you since 1901

Emmett Cullen

Stronger than you since 1915

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If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when you threaten to bite people if they don't quit whatever it is they are doing. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

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Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

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If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile what about most of the song?...

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If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, But my feelings for you last forever, because days come and go, copy this into your profile, dry your tears, it is time to let you go.

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Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who don't, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!) copy and paste this into your profile. my best bud is a lemon fly named bob

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If less than two days before this was posted, your profile was blank, copy this to your profile.

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If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you don't want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile

If you love Emmett Cullen, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results, copy this onto your profile

If you are planning on mobbing Stephenie Meyer’s publisher because you want Midnight Sun NOW, copy this onto your profile and get your pitchforks

If you are SICK of all of the unoriginal Twilight fanfictions that only consist of Bella getting bitten by another vampire, Edward never coming back, and chalk full of uncalled-for Bella-Edward Emoness, and are now on your knees for one original fanfiction, Copy this onto your fanfiction and add your name: MidnightWalker/EdwardandBellaTruLove4Ever, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, excellentesme

If you've ever tried to see if there is a real life version of Edward Cullen out there, copy this into your profile.

If you had a choice between being human or being a vampire, and would choose vampire, copy this into your profile.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you have AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder, then copy this down.

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste its into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

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If your so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy this to your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

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If you think Mike should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile

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Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you dont know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, then copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, excellentesme

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like chocolate. Cheetahs are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

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Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Emmett" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. we all are

If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If your the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If your kinda person who will bust out laughing for something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile.

If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you aren't copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of statistics are fake.If you have ever made up a percentage just to get your point across copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of your chair backwards copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random spazz out moment in the middle of class or a quiet room copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are NOT one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on myspace is a contest copy this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen... though that would kick ass), copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think rock, paper, scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON and ECLIPSE and BREAKING DAWN over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the aforementioned, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse and/or Breaking Dawn, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile!

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with, but one of the Cullens is clearly at the top of, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If only you had an Edward Cullen, you could pass for a Bella, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Emmett Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child you'll name them after one of the Cullens, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you have ever had an argument with yourself that has gotten violent, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever considered changing your name, and naming yourself after a Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

Funny random stuffels

Friends: Tell you that you look nice.
Best Friends: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

Friends: Say "see you later!"
Best Friends: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

Friends: Forgive you.
Best Friends: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

Friends: Politely refuse food.
Best Friends: Demand it and wipe your pantry clean.

Friends: Bail you out of jail.
Best Friends: Are sitting in the jail cell with you and saying "LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

Friends: Are only through school.
Best Friends: Are forEVER!

Friends: Tell jokes with you.
Best Friends: Have countless inside jokes with you.

Friends: Forget you.
Best Friends: Love you forever.

Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
Best friends: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

Friends: Annoy you.
Best Friends: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

Friends: Like you.
Best Friends: Love you.

Friends: Laugh with you.
Best Friends: Laugh AT you...WITH you.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!"

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

I called your boyfriend 'gay' and he hit me with his purse!

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

One for Girls!
(A) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive!" The woman replies "I'll miss you..."
(B)Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
(C) Q:What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man? A: Gay.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.

Indifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Tell a man there is 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a seat has wet pain on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Humanitarians help humans but vegetarians EAT vegetables.

There are very few personal problems that can't be excused by an adequate amout of high explosives.

Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.

It's a control freak thing, I wouldn't let you understand.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I hate people, people make me pro-nuclear.

Support your local medical examiner-die strangely.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART!?

15 Things to do when your in Wal-mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Poems

Did you ever fall for someone you know you shouldn't?
Try hard to fight your feelings, but you just couldn't?
You fall deeper with each passing day,
But try to hide it in every possible way.
He's only a friend, and nothing else-
That's the lie you keep telling yourself.
You keep on saying he's just a bud,
But deep inside, you're falling in love.
You get so giddy when you meet his eyes,
But keep reminding yourself it isn't right.
A simple glance turns into a stare,
But you pretend that you don't care.
Its 'not right' for you two to be,
Is that why you hide it so no one can see?
But how long will you pretend,
Keep lying that he's just a friend?
Perhaps your feelings you never can show,
Perhaps its 'wrong' for him to know.
Your friendship can't be risked over this,
So being his girl is an impossible wish...

Smile so the tears don't fall,
Laugh like you don't hurt at all,
Fake it so he'll never know,
That you still haven't let him go...

I'm not supposed to love you,
I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life
Wishing you were there,
I'm not supposed to wonder
Where you are or what you do,
I'm sorry I can't help myself,
'Cause I'm in love with you!

Did you ever love someone, and know they didn't care?
Did you ever feel like crying, knowing it would get you no where?
Did you ever look into someone's eyes and say a little prayer?
Did you ever look into someone's heart, wishing you were there?
Did you ever watch someone walk away, not wanting them to go?
Did you whisper 'God, I love you,' but never letting them know?
You cry at night in misery and almost go insane.
Nothing in this world causes so much pain.
If I could choose between love and death, I think I'd rather die.
Love hurts, and the price you pay is high.
So I say 'Don't fall in love, it'll hurt before its through.'
You see my friend, I ought to know, because I fell in love with you...

You don't even notice the pain in my eyes,
Even though the smile on my face is my only disguise,
So I'll hide my tears, then I'll cry all alone,
No hand to hold onto because this pain is unknown,
So I will go now with a smile on my face,
Hiding it all, leaving a tear without a trace...

A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too.
My name is Tiffany, I am three,
My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made, my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me,
I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up all day long,
When I'm awake I'm all alone,
The house is dark, my folks aren’t home,
When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight, I just heard a car,
My daddy is back, from Charlie’s bar,
I hear him curse, my name is called,
I press myself against the wall,
I try to hide from his evil eyes,
I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry,
He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault he suffers at work,
He slaps, and hits me, and yells at me more,
I finally get free and run to the door,
He’s already locked it and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me, against the hard wall,
I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late,
His face has been twisted, into a unimaginable shape,
The hurt and the pain, again and again,
O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!
And he finally stops, and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless, sprawled on the floor,

My name is Tiffany, I am three,

Tonight my daddy, murdered me...
And you can help to stop this for others. If you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be one heartless person to not be effected by this poem and because you are effected, do something about it! So all I ask you to do is pass this on! If you are against child abuse.

Other Random Stuff

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
(I'm not anorexic.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
(I am emo, and I don't cut...)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
(What's wrong with gay people?)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
(Which I don't.)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
(I am not crazy, just act like it sometimes. lol.)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
(I am emo, but wearing black has nothing to do with it.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
(I, like Bella, don't like people giving me things. Its awkward.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
(Does Emmett Cullen count?)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
(Actually, I do it because I like it.)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
(I prefer not to get a lot of attention.)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
(Which I'm not.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
(No, I'm not a poser. I like to be comfortable.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.(Actually I am Russian!)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
(Actually, I would never be able to respect myself if I had sex at this age.)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
(Or I like video games.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.(No!)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
(No I am unfortunately human!))
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
(Gay's are okay(as long as they don't make a move on me or any of my friends), but I am a christian.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.(No)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.(No!)
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.(Or I am a really good musician!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.(Not black and Jesus is my savior.)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
(Or I enjoy their company.)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.(WTF!)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
(My personality is different and I am happy, sometimes.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(Or it is a genetic problem.)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.(Okay I don't shop there...)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.(I know people like that!)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
(Says who?)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.(I am rich and people don't know it!)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.(I am not but I love watermelon!)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.(No!)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.(I hate cheerleaders!)
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.(Maybe...)
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.(Or maybe I am a vampire...)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.(If I drank at this age I would die a painful death!)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.(Not a guy!)
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.(I have a flyswatter right next to me!)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (No.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.(I don't know anyone like that!)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
(I get claustrophobic in big groups.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I swear to god I'm not crazy!)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (I'm not a bitch.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (Or, hey, DNA...ever heard of it? Yeah, it can affect people in that way.)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.(Dear god!)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Last time I checked, can't stalk fictional characters. lol.)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.(Don't wacth it!)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
(Actually, I'm not.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I'm not obese, loud-mouthed, or arrogant.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.(Sheep!What does Fanfiction have to do with sheep?!)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Do I have to write well? I have been emo for a long time, but only just started to enjoy writing.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.(Accents are cool)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.(I don't have a girlfriend-especially one that is pregnant-I am a Girl)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.(Beavers are cool, they can chop a tree down WITH IT'S TEETH!)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.(No.)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Not really...)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (You can't put me into a stereotype! I'm too different!)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.(I don't even have a sun hat-I used ball caps)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I wish...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!(Yah, very funny...)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.(I don't even know if I am English.)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I havn't caused anything to go wrong in the world ever.Well if you call beating Trevor C. to a pulp counts I guess, it is correct.)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (I don't know what that means...)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. ( I'm not a loser, and I don't want to be popular anyways.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (Or, I don't want to die a painful death the deterioration of the environment will inevetably cause.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Actually, that would be very uncomfortable to me.)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.(Hello!I am a virgin!If I wasn't at this age it would be disturbing for me!)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.(Sorry, Satan dies in the end)
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.(Yes it is murder!Just have the baby and give it to an adoption service if you must!)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.(No!Swedish people are awesome and know how to pick horses!)
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.(Not GAY!)

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.(Snoopy is awesome!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
(What's wrong with being a loner? Huh?)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Or the government sucks.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Labels are for cans not people!)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
(I'm very smart, thank you very much.And very strong)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.(I don't even have australian blood in me!)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.(What are renfaires?
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.(I am not gay)
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.(I said I wasn't gay- I just think the real boys are stupid)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.(Hello!If you know me you know the real answer!)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (I am OCD.)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. (Me? Burst into tears? Yeah, right.)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (It isn't anyone else's buisness, unless I want to tell them.)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
x You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
x You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun.
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:x
You wear lip gloss/chap stick.

You love to shop.
You think cheerleading is a sport.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.

You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
x You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL:9 Girls

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Did you ever fall for someone you know you shouldn't?
Try hard to fight your feelings, but you just couldn't?
You fall deeper with each passing day,
But try to hide it in every possible way.
He's only a friend, and nothing else-
That's the lie you keep telling yourself.
You keep on saying he's just a bud,
But deep inside, you're falling in love.
You get so giddy when you meet his eyes,
But keep reminding yourself it isn't right.
A simple glance turns into a stare,
But you pretend that you don't care.
Its 'not right' for you two to be,
Is that why you hide it so no one can see?
But how long will you pretend,
Keep lying that he's just a friend?
Perhaps your feelings you never can show,
Perhaps its 'wrong' for him to know.
Your friendship can't be risked over this,
So being his girl is an impossible wish...

Smile so the tears don't fall,
Laugh like you don't hurt at all,
Fake it so he'll never know,
That you still haven't let him go...

I'm not supposed to love you,
I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life
Wishing you were there,
I'm not supposed to wonder
Where you are or what you do,
I'm sorry I can't help myself,
'Cause I'm in love with you!

Did you ever love someone, and know they didn't care?
Did you ever feel like crying, knowing it would get you no where?
Did you ever look into someone's eyes and say a little prayer?
Did you ever look into someone's heart, wishing you were there?
Did you ever watch someone walk away, not wanting them to go?
Did you whisper 'God, I love you,' but never letting them know?
You cry at night in misery and almost go insane.
Nothing in this world causes so much pain.
If I could choose between love and death, I think I'd rather die.
Love hurts, and the price you pay is high.
So I say 'Don't fall in love, it'll hurt before its through.'
You see my friend, I ought to know, because I fell in love with you...

You don't even notice the pain in my eyes,
Even though the smile on my face is my only disguise,
So I'll hide my tears, then I'll cry all alone,
No hand to hold onto because this pain is unknown,
So I will go now with a smile on my face,
Hiding it all, leaving a tear without a trace...

Best Friend Thingys

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with you.

Best Friend: Will call him, whispering 'Seven days...

Friend: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

Everyone has a wild side - me and my friends just prefer to make it public

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile (and im proud of it thank you very much)

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you asshole."

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you,
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups..

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

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The Chains that Bind Us by Jade TeaLeaf reviews
The enemy of my enemy is my ally. Some beasts would do anything for freedom- including allying himself with vermin. How would these two clashing sides change the fates of Mossflower? Betrayal, friendship, redemption, and grief pave their roads.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 60 - Words: 344,651 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 2/22/2008
Return by Kelaiah reviews
What happens when Mariel, Dandin, and Bowly return to Redwall...?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,989 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Mariel, Dandin the Sword Carrier
Shadow of a Doubt by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Renesmee Cullens life is perfect. She has an immortal family, a boyfriend that imprinted on her, and a human best friend. When a mysterious new student shows up things start spiraling out of control. Can Nessie keep control? or will her world crash & Burn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 208,143 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Redemption by twilightjunkie1313 reviews
There was his past, stored safely away under fragile glass and flimsy metal locks. It was strangely surreal to have Alice, his futre and present, staring into his past. JASPER/ALICE fic. No fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
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Watson's legacy reviews
Sophie Watson is Dr. Watson's great-great-great granddaughter. Naturally, she wants to solve a mysteries like her ancestor, but not as the sidekick, as the main detective. When mystery strikes her little town, Sophie embarks on a quest to find the culprit
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009
Valor reviews
Redwall abbey is besieged by the evil Athahasius, I'm horrible at summaries, so read for your self! R&R! Please!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009
Jacob andRosalie? reviews
What happens when Jacob imprints on Rosalie? A very angry Emmet, that's what!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Jacob, Rosalie