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I’m Rosie and I live in Australia (Yea Go the Aussies) …

My fav book/saga: Twilight! – Duh :~)

Favourite colour: Blue and Green

Music: PARAMORE!! Go Paramore! (You should listen to them by the way their REALLY GREAT!)

TV show: Simpsons and Doctor Who - LOL (I know, wired mix right?)

And i have a dog and her name is Emily!

What i look like: light brown hair with 2 red streaks on the right side and green eyes.

A frog can't empty its stomach by vomitting.
To empty its stomach contents, a frog throws up
it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out
of it's mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to
dig out all of the stomach's contents and then
swallows the stomach back down again.

In Michigan there is an old law saying that , a woman isn't allowed to cut her own
hair without her husband's permission.

In Texas it's illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.

The sloth moves so slowly that green algae can grow
undisturbed on its fur.

In ancient Rome it was considered a sign of leadership
to be born with a crooked nose.

Slugs have 4 noses.

You're subject to fines and/or imprisonment for making
Ugly faces at dogs in Oklahoma, USA.

It snowed in the Sahara desert on February 18, 1979.

On Sunday, it is illegal to sell cornflakes in Columbus, Ohio.

Coffee drinkers have sex more frequently than non-coffee drinkers

Alaska has a sand desert with dunes over 100 feet high

No one has ever been able to domesticate the African elephant. Only the Indian
elephant can be trained by man.

it was illegal to sell E.T. dolls in France because there is a law against selling dolls without human faces.

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.

Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the U.S. since 1916 when a
man mailed a 40,000-ton brick house across Utah to avoid high freight rates.

Someone on Earth reports seeing a UFO every three minutes.

The University of Alaska stretches over 4 time zones

I havent got any fanfics out yet but im working on it!

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Straight From the Textbooks by weartheseshorts reviews
When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,463 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Eternal Moonrise by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Georgia, 1876. After being lured into an alley by a human-hunting vampire, Bella is rescued by Edward and their attraction is passionatly swift. But when she falls fatally ill, he must choose whether or not to change her. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,290 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Naked Desire by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is an art student at Phoenix University when she meets Edward Cullen, also an art major. What happens when they are paired together and assigned to do NUDE MODELING for each other? All human & TONS OF LEMONEY FUN! Over 100,000 hits!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,144 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete