Author has written 29 stories for Vampire Knight, Bleach, Shugo Chara!, Gakuen Alice, Romeo × Juliet, Sisters Grimm, Leviathan series, Heist Society, Vampire Academy, Cold Case, Victorious, Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, Soul Eater, and Vampire Diaries.
Welcome to My Profile!! We're so pleased to have you here today! Can we offer you any of our special drinks? Our menu is full of...okay. I'm gonna stop now.
I do a lot of one-shots because sometimes, the voices in my head start telling me stuff and I have to write it down. I also take requests, although I may not be able to do it. I'll try though!!
Now it's time for...things I like!!!!!!! (Okay, wow. Just...wow. That totally sounded like something from fifth grade -.-')
Books: Goblin Wood/Gate/War, Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus, Grave Mercy (which doesn't come out until April 2012, but I got to read 'cause I'm cool like that), Leviathan series, Gemma Doyle trilogy, Vampire Academy series (OMFG!! BLOODLINES! SYDNEY! ADRIAN! SO WEIRD...BUT SO RIGHT!), Heist Society, Gallagher Girls, Hex Hall series, Mortal Instruments series, Infernal Devices series, Hush Hush, Harry Potter (call me a dork, I dare you), Skinned, Zombies vs. Unicorns (team Zombicorn! Hell yeah!), Hunger Games, Maze Runner, I Am Number Four (smexy aliens...0.-), Pretty Little Liars (even though it gave me nightmares), If I Stay and the fabulous sequel Where She Went, Sisters Grimm, anything by Elizabeth Scott (but especially The Unwritten Rule which I read every day for two months religiously), and more that have escaped my mind.
Anime/Manga (Even though I'm not caught up on any of them): Black Cat, D.Gray-Man, Bleach, Gakuen Alice, Shugo Chara!, Vampire Knight, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, and more that I will add when I think of them.
Music (despite it's general lack of reference to FF): Lady Gaga (my idol), Jamie's Elsewhere, Avenged Sevenfold, Cascada, Arcade Fire, Florence the Machine, Usher, Before Their Eyes, Coldplay, Snow Patrol, And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, Decyfer Down, Mayday Parade (especially A Lesson In Romantics), Shiny Toy Guns, Ghosts On The Radio, Skillet, Neon Trees, Paramore, Three Days Grace, Linkin Park (but only the old stuff), Escape The Fate, Marilyn Manson, Ke$sha, Fleetwood Mac, Boston, Kill Hannah (which is kind of funny since that's my name), Film School, Passion Pit, Black Veil Brides, Keane, Muse, Silversun Pickups, The Fray, P!nk, and the list goes on. I could probably fill up my whole profile with all the music I like, so I think I'll just leave it at this because I'm pretty sure you guys get the general idea.
TV Shows: Finder, Bones, NCIS, Castle, New Girl, Glee, Haven, Beavis and Butthead, The Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, Pretty Little Liars, Criminal Minds, The Soup, American Idol (which really ought to make me a patriot or something), So You Think You Can Dance (which I know I can't), Merlin, Grimm
Quotes (because everyone seems to do them which I didn't understand until very recently...but now I can't resist):
"When did you two get so buddy-buddy? Last night it was all, 'I'm the most elite warrior!' 'No, I'm the most elite warrior!' And today you're playing Halo and giving each other props for good ideas." - Simon, City of Fallen Angels
"'I don't,' said Kyle. 'I'm not too fond of their kind, though.' He jabbed a finger at Jace. 'They think they're better than everyone else.' 'No,' said Jace. 'I think I'm better than everyone else. An opinion that has been backed up with ample evidence.'" -Jace and Jordan, City of Fallen Angels
"Or we could go somewhere else. Anywhere you want. Thailand, South Carolina, Brazil, Peru- Oh, wait, no, I'm banned from Peru. I'd forgotten about that. It's a long story, but amusing if you want to hear it." - Magnus Bane, City of Fallen Angels.
‘Isabelle. Lovely, wonderful Isabelle. Could you please go away? Now is a really bad time.’ ‘Then, you don’t want me to tell you that Camille’s just escaped the Sanctuary and my mother is demanding that you come back to the Institute to help them find her?’ ‘No,’ Magnus said. ‘I don’t want you to tell me that.’” –Magnus Bane and Isabelle, City of Fallen Angels
“Jordan looked horrified. ‘Dudes,’ he said, ‘do not follow other dudes into the bathroom.’ Isabelle sighed. ‘Latent homosexual panic will do you in every time,’ she said.” –Jordan and Isabelle, City of Fallen Angels
“’William Herondale, but everyone calls me Will. Is this really your room? Not very nice, is it?’ He wandered toward the window, pausing to examine the stack of books on her bedside table, and then the bed itself. He waved a hand at the ropes. ‘Do you often sleep tied to the bed?’” –Will, Clockwork Angel
“’Miss Gray, come out now, and we won’t hurt you!’ ‘They’re lying,’ Tessa said quickly. ‘Oh, do you really think so?’” –The Dark Sisters, Tessa, and Will, Clockwork Angel
“’Do you know what this means?’ Will set the vase down. ‘That you set yourself on fire and didn’t even notice?’ ‘That the flame-retardant mixture I developed last week works!’” Henry and Will, Clockwork Angel
“’A little girl robbed you?’ Tessa asked. ‘Actually, she wasn’t a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress with a penchant for violence, who goes by the name of Six-Finger Nigel.’ ‘And easy mistake to make,’ Jem said.” –Will, Tessa, and Jem, Clockwork Angel
“’I have an assignation in Soho this evening with a certain attractive someone.’ ‘Goodness,’ Tessa said to the back of his head. ‘If you keep seeing Six-Fingered Nigel like this, he’ll expect you to declare your intentions.’” –Will and Tessa, Clockwork Angel
“’It functions on the principal of witchlight but is five times more powerful. Merely press a button and you will see a blaze of light the like of which you have never imagined.’ ‘So, it’s a very, very bright witchlight, then?’” Henry and Will, Clockwork Angel
“’I like ducks,’ Jem said diplomatically. ‘Especially the ones in Hyde Park. Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?’ ‘They ate it too,’ Will reminisced. ‘Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.’” Will and Jem, Clockwork Angel
“Tessa frowned at Gabriel. ‘I think you owe Will an apology.’ ‘I,’ said Gabriel, ‘would rather have my entrails yanked out and tied in a knot in front of my own eyes than apologize to such a worm.’ ‘Gracious,’ said Jem mildly. ‘You can’t mean that. Not the Will being a worm part, of course. The bit about the entrails. That sounds dreadful.' ‘I do mean it,’ said Gabriel, warming to his subject. ‘I would rather be dropped in a vat of Malphas venom and left to dissolve slowly until only my bones were left.’ ‘Really,’ said Will. ‘Because I happen to know a chap who could sell us a vat of-’” – Tessa, Gabriel, Jem, and Will, Clockwork Angel
“Maybe I want a black eye. Did you ever think of that?” -Will, Clockwork Angel
“’Are you implying that shreds of my reputation remain in tact?’ Will demanded with mock horror. ‘Clearly I have been doing something wrong. Or not doing something wrong as the case may be. Thomas! We must away at once to the nearest brothel! I seek scandal and low companionship.’ Thomas snorted and muttered something that sounded like ‘bosh,’ which Will ignored. Gabriel’s face darkened. ‘Is there anything that isn’t a joke to you?’ ‘Nothing that comes to mind.’” -Will and Gabriel, Clockwork Angel
“’You,’ he said, half-reluctantly. ‘You make me laugh. From the moment you hit me with that bottle.’ ‘It was a jug,’ she said automatically. His lips quirked up at the corners. ‘Not to mention the way that you always correct me. With that funny look on your face when you do it. And the way you shouted at Gabriel Lightwood. And even the way you talked back to de Quincey. You make me...” He broke off, looking at her, and she wondered if she looked the way she felt—stunned and breathless.” -Will and Tessa, Clockwork Angel
“’Don’t be pleased with yourself. When Will says ‘enterprising,’ he means ‘morally deficient.’ ‘No, I mean enterprising,’ said Will. ‘When I mean morally deficient, I say, ‘Now, that’s something I would have done.’” -Tessa and Will, Clockwork Angel
“I have lost everything, Will thought. Everything.” -Clockwork Angel
"You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?" -Jason, The Lost Hero
"Can we just call them storm spirits? Venti makes them sound like evil expresso drinks." -Leo, The Lost Hero
"'So when you were picking your nose in Mr. Cafferty's class, that was regal?' 'Absolutely. Back home people stand out in freezing rain for days just to hear a rumor that I picked my nose.'" -Sabrina and Puck, The Unusual Suspects
"I'd made water shoot out of the bathroom fixtures. I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing." -The Lightening Thief
"Pam? Like the cooking spray?" -Percy, The Lightening Thief
"'For I am the Mother of Monsters, the terrible Echidna!' I stared at her. All I could think to say was: 'Isn't that a type of anteater?'" -Echidna and Percy, The Lightening Thief
""'I'm Crusty,' he said with a tartar-yellow smile. I resisted the urge to say, Yes, you are." -Procrustes, The Lightening Thief
"'Behold my ultimate killing machine!' The soil errupted. I stepped back nervously. In each spot a tooth had been planted, a creature was struggling out of the dirt. The first of them said: 'Mew?' It was a kitten." -The Titan's Curse
"How do you know? Have you ever heard a bear shit? Maybe they're loud." - Stoner Kyle, Going Bovine
"Oh, no. No, no, no. Somebody get a can opener. I've got a god stuck in my head." - Carter, The Red Pyramid
"'Pyramids Road? Obvious much?' 'Maybe he couldn't find a place on Stupid Evil Magician Street.'" - Sadie and Carter, The Red Pyramid
"'She's redeemable.' 'Like a coupon.'" - Leo and Walter, Finder
"Shoot him! He killed my robot!" - Walter, Finder
I guess that's it for my otherwise boring profile...man, I'm lame. But that's okay :) If you're bored and looking for a pointless conversation (or you, by some strange miracle, have an actual question for me), feel free to send me a PM, although I may take a few days to reply, something I apologize ahead of time for.
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