Author has written 24 stories for Supernatural, NCIS, Transformers/Beast Wars, Holes, X-Men: The Movie, Ocean's 11, Moonlight, Grimm, Avengers, Psych, Watchmen, and Hawaii Five-0.
Fan Art Links:
- an awesome movie-style poster for Forgotten Hope! Made, of course, by the mystical and amazing Cyberbutterfly.
- fanart for Phil Coulson, Rabbit of SHIELD by Matteic
"I like ketchup...on my food."
"Blank is a pillow, soft and fluffy." "Peanut Butter."
(On frozen seal eyeballs) "They're a fun filled frozen treat! You bite them and it's like 'Wow! It's filled with frozen fun!'"- Me
"Just because someone has something doesn't mean you have to touch it."
"You have a rash on your five o'clock shadow."- Me
"We didn't hurt him or anything. He was just dead."
"School food is made of the souls of dead children."
"I put my kitty on a treadmill once."
"The cell membrane separates the cell from-" "-And Twinkies." "-its environment and Twinkies."
"Mmmmm. Just how I like it. No taste."
"Oh, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! I just got robbed!"
"Be a bear. Rip someone's head off."
"I was about to say a lack of oxygen to your soul."- Me
"Flip the page. At least try to pretend you're paying attention."
"So you're illiterate in two languages?"
"Guys never mature. With age, they lose their energy and their spark, which gives the illusion of maturity." - Ah, truer words have never been spoken, Mr. Snider (my awesome Tech teacher)
"If you can't afford to go to a store and buy a pen, but you can afford to reverse engineer it, then you've got problems." - Melvin, my best friend in Tech, on why it's necessary for us to reverse engineer a bunch of pens with expensive equipment.
"You want a hat from a place where a bunch of people died? Go get in the hammock of shame." - Me
"My boat could use your boat as a bridge!" - Tech Class insult
"You are building a boat. Not a raft, not an anchor, but an actual, working powerboat." (Days later when a boat does a literal dive underwater) "Hey, you didn't say anything about submarines!"
(Playing with a virtual flight simulator and just happening to be flying an F-22 Raptor that looked like Starscream) "Hey, I totally landed that plane!" "Sure you did. It just exploded for dramatic effect... Starscream would have been able to make that landing..." - Melvin & Me
"We are not having an end of the year party. The school sent out a memo stating that all students should be made aware that they will be expected to do work on the last day of school, and not partying. That is why we're not having a party, but an academic breakfast of learning. Now don't tell anybody!" - My social studies teacher on our non-party on the last day of school.
"One day, I'm going to start a strip club, and it's going to have a giant neon sign of the slogan out front that says, 'It's whoretastic!'"
"I almost tripped over a pile - of puppies!" - Me
"'Aagh! I'm losing my legs!' he said, and he promptly lost his legs." - My mother while carving a turkey whose legs promptly fell off when lifted. She often voices inanimate objects, or my dogs.
(While my brother's trying to be a jerk and psychologically tear apart Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer) "That story was so depressing for little kids. I mean, look at what it's teaching them!" "They shouted out with glee, dammit! It was a happy story!" - My brother and my mom; I love their arguments.
"This thing I have not tasted must be like this other thing I have not tasted." - Daxie42 after I said Marmite must be the Nutella of England; both things I have not tasted.
"Awww poor Tokyo Drift the bastard child of the series that no one wants to acknowledge." - Daxie42 on The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, after I explained that fans tend to pretend it doesn't exist (because it doesn't).
"His statement must be 'I'm the bird equivalent of an arsehole' because he's been singing for 20 minutes straight so far." - Daxie42 on the lone bird singing outside her window at four in the morning when I told her he was sulking and making a statement to the other birds.
Later: "Ugh, I'd forgotten about that bird, I haven't heard it in a while. It's either a) learnt that the middle of the night isn't dawn, b) moved, c) been beaten up by its bird friends or d) eaten by a cat."
"You're frolicking! Why are you frolicking?!" - a really badass and hilarious teacher of mine, when my best friend and I spent the entire day before winter break skipping down the hallways, right after we had skipped into his room. We then began to start singing and dancing to the Christmas songs playing over the speaker.
"The dentist told me I was dentally boring. I'm now sitting here eating caramel Hershey kisses and peanut butter M&Ms so I guess I'm trying to prove him wrong." - Me
"...then I swear I will cut a bitch." "D8 I'm a bitch!" - Me and Daxie42