Author has written 1 story for Twilight.
All you are probably wondering why I have not updated my story well it's because someone adopted it but it's still my writing just under their name.Here is the link if you want to go to it.It's the recently published one.
Hey my name is Jazz nickname given to me because I love jazz music soo much and rock but not the point and it stuck(actually my name is Ali but I prefer Jazz).I am called Jazz cause when i was smaller I would come across a Jazz station and threaten my mom if she changed it I'd bite her.I love Twilight,I read the books before the movie came out and I read them ALL in a week.I also love the movie.Jackson Rathbone Is sooo AWESOME!I am 15 years old I love to read I'm awesome in math and I hate science.But music is my passion.I can play the piano,guitar,drum,bass, recorder, flute,clarinet,tuba, saxophone, and trombone.I'm in the school chorus and band along with the marching band.I also play sports football,soccer,baseball,basketball,swimming, volley ball,boxing,wrestling, pretty much every sport, all on my free time.Favorite color is black and reds.Brown hair recently dyed black,topaz eyes no lye and about 5'5 1/2".I live in Seattle,Washington.Mom signed me up for ever dance class possible at the age of five to get rid to my klutziness.It worked now i love to dance and i can dance to everything but not in front of people.But in my room no prob.AND I'm mixed with so many cultures it's not funny.Well that's all i can thing of.
Things that go on in my house
I'm so gangster I carry squirt guns-Jazz and friend Victoria
Life is a battle fields,it can blow up in your face or you could just be a klutz and fall on your face.-ME
ooh!SHINY!Wait no just another piece of aluminum.DAMMIT!-ME
Guess what!I got a barbie doll named Rosalie,a bear named Emmett,A Pixie named Tinkerbell wait no I changed the name it's Alice.A snake named Edward.A GI Joe action figure named Jasper, and a butterfly named Esme because its beautiful.Oh and a Doctor named Carlisle!-Annoying sister
My avatar is what I thought how Bella and Edward would look in the movie they fit my descriptions from the book.If you agree Copy and paste to your profile.
Girls are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree
all girls copy and paste this to your page
A BLACK MAN WENT INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE IS THE ONLY BLACK PERSON IN THERE! AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT DOWN BEHIND HIM AND THE WHITE MAN SAID: "COLORED PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE!" THE BLACK MAN REPLIED... "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK!" "WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK!" "WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK!" "WHEN I'M IN THE SUN I'M BLACK!" "WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK!" "WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK!" BUT YOU SIR!... "WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK!" "WHEN YOUR SICK YOU TURN GREEN!" "WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR RED!" "WHEN YOUR COLD YOU TURN BLUE!" "WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN PURPLE!" "AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO DISS MY COLOR!" THE BLACK MAN TURNED AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY!
Put this on your profile to stop racism !!
Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porfiel
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, Team Alice, Bichonluvr, swimluver,Jazz is mine
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.only when i was 5,i don't do it anymore i took dance to help my balance and it did,too bad for Bella.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Things To Ponder:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? So what's the speed of dark? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station... If quitters never win and winners never quit- what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Why is round pizza in a square box? Why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies sleep for only two hours? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When you eat you have to chew and swallow... does inhaling count?Why does a mans shirt have a loop on the back?What did a dentist invent a electric chair?
things crazy people do
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when someone tries to steal Twilight or New Moon and you smack them over the head with it when you get it back. Crazy is when you memorize almost the whole book of Twilight or New Moon or Eclipse and can start rattling it off at any moment. Crazy is when your crazy friend is obsessed with twilight, and even though you know what you are getting yourself into you let her brainwash you anyway!! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you think your gangster for carrying squirt guns. Copy and paste and add somewhere in your profile " I'm so gangster cause I carry squirt guns!
The bold part is you...
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123,MissMei92, animallover0109,BellaCullenVampirz.