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Hey everyone :D
My nambe is Britty and I'm 17 years old from Australia :D I used to regularly update all my stories and write constantly, but then my life took a turn for the busy as i began to get bogged down with all my school work over the past couple of years :( I'm so so so sorry for all my loyal readers, and if you're still with me, I'm trying to make a come back :D I miss writing greatly because i used to love it so much :D Writing was my escape from life and I could be my favorite characters and just live in their world for as long as i like :) So I'm going to try and get back into it :D So stick around because I'm planning a return to the fanfiction community :D
I would like to thank every single person who has reviewed my stories :D you are all so beautiful and you make my every single day special!!!
I loveeeeeee Damon Salvatore soooooooooo muchhhh!!!! I also love Stefan Salvatore, The Doctor (Ten and Eleven), Chuck Bartowski, Chuck Bass, Nate Archibald, Clark Kent, Ezra Fitz, Eric Northman, Alcide Herveaux, Fitzwilliam Darcy, Matthew Crawley, Klaus Michelson, Aligiah Michelson, Edward Cullen, Dimitri Belikov, Adrian Ivashkov, Tony DiNozzo, Mick St John, Derek Shepard and Gregory House :D I love them all so much :D
I think i have a very obsessive nature because i am obsessed with soooooooooooooo many things :D Like The Vampire Diaries, Doctor Who, Twilight Saga, Gossip Girl, Chuck, Once Upon A Time, Pretty Little Liars, Smallville, True Blood, Pride and Prejudice, Downton Abbey, Vampire Academy, NCIS, Moonlight, Grays Anatomy, House, Lost in Austen, Harry Potter and hundreds of other things that i cant be bothed mentioning :D haha
Oh and interesting piece of information if anyone is interested, Claire Holt, the girl who plays Rebekah Michelson in The Vampire Diaries, WENT TO MY SCHOOL!!!!! :D soooooooooooooo excitingggggggg :D her senior photos are up on the walls and it's such an honor to know that my teachers taught this amazing actress and the same person who walked these same grounds that i used to stand on every day HAS KISSED IAN SOMERHALDERRRRRRRRRR :D Love you Claire Holt!!!!
Pictures of Elizabeth's outfit in 21st century life, chapter 6:
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Pairings i like:
The Vampire Diaries: DAMON/ELENA!!!!, Caroline/Klaus, Katherine/Aligiah or Elena/Aligiah (I absolutely loveeeeee Aligiah :D), Alaric/Jenna (Before she died :(), Anna/Jeremy (...again before she died :(), Bonnie/Jeremy, Caroline/Stefan(Only if she can't be with Klaus), Stefan/Katherine, Rebekah/Stefan (I loveeeeeeee this pairing, but only if Stefan is 'ripper; Stefan and not boring good Stefan), Rebekah/Matt (pretty cute but i would rather Rebekah/Stefan).
Doctor Who: Eleven/Amy, Ten/Rose, Eleven/River, Eleven/Clara, Eleven/Rose, Amy/Rory (But definitely not as much as Eleven/Amy)
Twilight:Edward/Bella, Alice/Jasper, Emmet/Rosalie, Carlisle/Esme, Bella/Jacob (only if i get Edward :D Bella doesn't deserve him), Bella/Carlisle (Just because I love the character Carlisle :D)
Vampire Academy:Rose/Dimitri, Rose/Adrien (i can't make up my mind who Rose should be with...but i would still probably lean towards Dimitri, but it's pretty close), Lissa/Christian
NCIS:Abby/McGee, Tony/Ziva, Gibbs/Jenny, Gibbs/Abby (I know it sound a bit wrong but i think it would work well :D), Gibbs/Kate (just watch the episodes and watch how they act around each other...they're definatly more than just friends ;D), Tony/Kate (I can tolerate it but i would prefer Tony with Ziva), Jimmy/Abby (they would be so cute together!!)
Pride and Prejuduce/Lost in Austen:Elizabeth/Mr Darcy, Charlotte/Mr Collins, Jane/Mr Bingely, Amanda Price/Mr Darcy(I would actually rather Amanda to be with Darcy than Elizabeth!!)
Gossip Girl: Chuck/Blair!!!, Blair/Dan (only if Chuck and Blair can't be together), Nate/Serena
Downton Abbey: Matthew/Mary, Anna/Baits
Chuck: ALWAYS ONLY CHUCK/SARAH FOREVER AND EVER!!!!!
Pairings i hate: Dimitri/Tasha and Damon/Bonnie (I HATE THESE SO MUCH I FEEL LIKE SCREAMING!!), Damon/Caroline (Damon should only be with Elena, end of discussion), Serena/Dan (Surprisingly, i hate this pairing, i think they have tried it too many times and if it was meant to be, it would have worked :P) Elizabeth/Mr Collins, Jane/Mr Collins (in Lost in Austen), McGee/Ziva, Gibbs/Ziva, Ducky/Abby(i love them being friends, but if they become any more than that, it's just wrong :P) , Ducky/Ziva (yuck!! should never ever ever ever ever ever ever happen)
My Twilight Rant:
written by Britty :D
Okay, as you know from above, I am obsessed with Twilight, but that doesn't mean that I necessarily agree with the way that Stephenie Meyer portrayed vampires.
I would just like to point out that I still love Twilight to bits but you all have to agree that it has many flaws in it. So if you are still in love with it to the point of which you are blind to the flaws, I recommend you don't read this :D
Firstly, what is with the vampires SPARKLING!! I mean...where in the world did Stephenie get that idea?! Vampires, in whatever form, have always burn in the sun, not SPARKLED!! The only exception to this rule are the vampires in 'Moonlight' and Vampire Academy (This is only Moroi), but at least they can't stay in the sun forever otherwise they will die. With Moonlight vampires, their heat exhaustion problems are solved by sleeping in a freezer and Vampire Academy (Moroi) vamps live nocturnally. Vampire Diaries vamps can't go in the sun, the only reason that Stefan and Damon can stay in the sun is because they have the rings made from a stone by the name of "Lapis Lazuli" which keeps them safe. Every single other vampire in existence cannot stay in the sun...so why are Twilight vampires the exception??
Secondly, where are their fangs?? Whenever anyone hears the name Vampire, one of the first things they think of are fangs!! It's great that all their teeth can be used to kill their pray but practically every single other vampire has fangs!! List: Interview with a Vampire, Moonlight, Vampire Diaries, Vampire Academy, Bloodlines, Evernight, True Blood, The Hunger, Blade II, Dracula and many many many MORE!! Once again, why are Twilight vampires the exception??
Third, the eyes. At least they got some things right!! …wait, I take that back :D I have never heard of any vampire in existence having Golden eyes?? Dracula had red eyes, the same as the vamps that drink human blood so maybe if Dracula had drunk animal blood, perhaps they would be gold but who knows :D But how do their eyes know if it’s animal or human blood they’re drinking?? I mean…aren’t humans animals too to some extent?? Isn’t blood just blood?! sigh I don’t know… I can name three different types of vampires which their eyes change at the scent of blood (Moonlight, True Blood and Vampire Diaries) and I bet there are more. And some vampires, like Interview with a Vampire Vamps and Dracula, have scary looking eyes all year round. But I’ve never come across any vampires where their eyes change colour depending on their thirst. So, like I have said in the last two paragraphs, why are Twilight vampires the EXCEPTION?!
Fourth, the skin. Finally!! They got it RIGHT!! rave Vampire skin has always been traditionally pale and cold and they did it right!! I think I’m going to have a party :D but if I’m really picky…vampire skin has never been as cold as it is described in Twilight. It has always been colder than humans but never freezing. There have been a few exceptions like in Vampire Diaries where they can drink coffee to warm that skin (I never understood exactly how that worked…) and in Moonlight, if they are tanned when they’re turned, they stay tanned…which brings me to one flaw in all vampires…if vampires go pale when they are turned…what happens to black people…I mean, they can’t really have pale black skin, can they?? But I guess vampires originally came from Transylvania so they never really thought of that :D
Fifth, how is their skin impenetrable?? Ever since there have been vampires, there have been vampire slayers, but Twilight has fully abolished that idea by making vampire skin impenetrable!! This idea is not very comforting for us humans (who strongly believe that vampires exist) because if we come up against a Twilight vampire….we have not a chance in the world of defending our selves. At least with Vampire Diaries vamps, Interview with a Vampire vamps, and Traditional vamps we could kill them with a stake, and with Moonlight vamps and Evernight vamps you can at least paralyse them with a stake and with them all, fire would protect you, but not with Twilight vampires!! You have to rip them into pieces and with their skin being impenetrable, that kinda makes it hard for a human to kill them. And why couldn’t Stephanie just make their skin heal quickly like Moonlight vamps, Vampire Diaries vamps and (I’m pretty sure) Interview with a Vampire vamps. Once again, Twilight is one of the only exceptions to the rules.
Sixth, their blood. Why is it, that Twilight vampires are one of the only vamps that have no blood running through them?? This makes the turning/awakening of vampires to be difficult if they stuck to the legends…but we all know by now that Twilight vamps are not known for their consistency to the legends. I will talk about the flaws in the turning of a Twilight vampire later but for now, we’ll stick to this argument. Correct me if I’m wrong, but if you drink blood, the blood has to go somewhere, right?? But where does the blood go in Twilight vamps…they have not blood running through them so it doesn’t go there…so where does it go?! It just DISAPEARS!! …I’m getting tired of saying this but Twilight is the only exception!!
Seventh, Sleeping. In Twilight, Vampires don’t sleep….what ever happened to sleeping in a Coffin?? I guess I can let that detail slide seeing as that tradition has slowly died out through most vampire novels/movies/TV series but vampires, like humans, have always slept, may it be in a coffin or a freezer or a normal bed. Twilight=only exception.
Eighth, Stakes. Stakes have always traditionally been a way to kill a vampire, but apparently you can’t kill a vampire that way because they have ‘impenetrable’ skin. Stakes either kill or paralyse every vampire I know (you have to use a silver stake for a Strigoi though) but apparently Twilight vampires are too good for traditions.
Ninth, how do kill a Twilight vampire?? There’s only one way, rip them apart and burn the pieces…hmmm…like I’ve said before not very comforting if you’re a human going up against a vampire. There are usually three different ways to kill a vampire, Burning, Beheading, and staking…I think having more options makes you feel a bit safer. Once again sigh Twilight=only exception.
And my last point, the turning/awakening of a vampire. In Twilight vampires, they have venom in their teeth which turns the human in to a vampire. This is creative but not very well thought through. Example, what if you were a vampire and you were feeding of a random in the street and you were interrupted before you killed the person, THE PERSON WOULD BECOME A VAMPIRE!! Another example, you remember in Twilight when James bites Bella and Edward had to suck the venom out…if you actually think about that scenario logically…all Edward is doing is replacing James’ venom with his own!! What’s the use of that?! The original and most well known way for a human to be turned into a vampire is for the vampire to bit the human, drink some blood and then feed them on their own blood. There are some exceptions to that like in Vampire Diaries, the human has to actually die with vampire blood in their system to become a vampire but meh, tomato tomahto. So, once again…do I even have to say it??
In conclusion, Twilight vampires are a nice fantasy but there are many flaws in their description and you can pick anyone of my TEN arguments above and it will show you that Twilight vampires are always the exception to most vampire qualities. So if you actually ever met a vampire in an ally way one night, chances are that it’s not going to be like the ones described in Twilight.
Thank you so much for reading my profile :D I hope you'll read my stories and review because i means more than anything else in the whole world to hear your opinions :D I love you all so much!!!!
Stay golden :D
- Britty-Boo :D xoxoxoxo
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