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Hi, I'm Heather.

I don't really write. I mostly come on here to read so that's all I do.

However that doesn't mean I don't have stories written...I just won't ever get to publishing...Bad memory...@~@

Pet peeves:

Chewing. I hate the sound of chewing. I understand that you need to do it, and there are some foods that are loud when chewed, but I hate the constant sound of someone slapping the food in their mouths around and then I hate it when they actaully start to chew with their mouths wide open becuase the food they put in their mouth was too much and therefore cannot chew properly and the they have to breathe heavily so I hear them chew and breath like their dying!! plus its a lot of work...

Tramps. I just dont approve of seeing your ass when ever I turn around. I also dont approve when I am forced to talk to you (by an authority figure) that when you open your mouth, you have stupid come flying out and it hits me in the face.

Narutards. Just no.

Creepers on the Internet. Its overrated get a new hobby.

Disney Tv movies. THEY ARE ALL THE SAME!!

The sound of children's laughter. It sounds horrible, but I hate it. I hate it because it sounds so high pitched and loud and it gets my nerves going to over kill.

People who are so full of themselves they are unaware that the rest of the world ceased to care about their very existence years ago.

12 year old boys who think they are an origianl buffy the vampire slayer fan...you know that show from the 90's? the show that ended when said 12 year old boys would be 5...?? IMPOSSIBLE I SAY!! IMPOSSIBLE!!

When you get asked out by a guy you really like and then he unasks you out and then asks you out again then makes it official and then breaks up with you and dates someone else and then starts to flirt with you right after he breaks up with her!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!WHAT PAUL? WHAT I STILL DONT GET YOU!!! ITS BEEN A YEAR AND HALF!!! JESUS!!!!! >:O

Potato Salad.

When people bring things like death up at like the most inapropriate times...Dylan...

also along that line people when talk about themselves at the worst time too...comrade K...

Justin Bieber...beiber...fag...

Fave Stuff:

Anime/manga: Love hina, School rumble, Death note, negima, Nana, .// legend of the twilight, Hellsing, The melancholy of haruhi suzumiya, Host club, Fruits basket, Hayate cross Blade, Phantom- Requiem for a Phantom, Axis power hetalia, Pumpkin scissors, Welcome to the NHK, Godchild, After school nightmare, Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko, Denpa teki na Kanjo, High school of the dead.

Movies: Super bad, Pineapple express, Phantom of the opera, Titanic, The departed, Moulin rouge, Hairspray, Chicago, Alice in wonder land, Repo the genetic opera, Sleep away camp, Tropic thunder, Hangover, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, The Diary of a nymphomaniac, Water lillies, TEAM AMERICA!!!! :D

Books: Phantom: the legacy, Coraline, Harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban,Brave new world,1984.

Quotes:

"Don't brush your teeth with razor blades!"-me

"Your like the kid on the playground no one likes because you have lice...well...you know what we gotta do? SHAVE YOUR HEAD AND GET YOU BACK ON THE MONKEY BARS!"- The pecker, tropic thunder

"lick her face and suck her eyebrow that'll turn her on!"- me (while watching hannibal rising)

"Don't trip on this girls!"- Sarahs dad

"To defeat L, I will take a chip...AND EAT IT!!"- Light yagami, Death note

"I'll give you this strawberry if you keep what i said a secret"-L, once again death note

"Her boobs are way bigger then mine!"-harui suzimiay,the melincoly of harui suzimiay

"Ass hats are never in fashion, Don't be an ass hat!"-face book bumper stickers( found by Sarah)

"I have ADD and magic markers...OH THE FUN WE WILL HAVE!"- once again face book bumper stickers (and once again found by Sarah...who will sit there and find more if you want)

"I can't feel my legs!" "well that's becuase their on a puddle, see!" -Tug speedman and Kirk Lazarus, once again tropic thunder.

"I GOT JOLLY RANCHERS!!"-me...again

"VIVA GLAM!"- Rupual, Rupauls dragrace

"God gave me the most wonderful ability...the ability to laugh at other people's misfortunes!"-Dame Edna

"They say Happy people live longer, yet, Grumpy people are always trying to kill happy people!"- David Lettermen, The late show or tonight show or some shiz like that.

"NO DRINK IN THE COMPUTER AREA PLEASE!"- Right door, to room 242,math computer room.

"my aunt and uncle have the same face, just my uncle makes better use of his" -Scout( jean-louise) finch, to kill a mockingbird.

"WHERES THE BUTTON THAT SHOOTS HER?!" -Hayate, Hayate cross blade.

"DISTRACTION!" -me

"everyone should just have inter-racial babies, cuz in the end we're all gunna be Basie"-Russel Peters

"A limo that turns into a plane...now I've seen everything!" "Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?" "no" "then you haven't seen everything..."- Broadway guy and team America captain, team America

"BAD TRIP BAD TRIP!"- Sarah while wathcing the facilty

"okay so plan is, jem you go up to the door and touch it, me and scout will hide here and if boo radly comes out we'll jump him and try to beat him and then after he calms down we'll tell him that we ain't gunna hurt him!"-Dill, To Kill a Mockingbird

"...so now my pally's are after me wanting to kill my non-exsistent babies!! which i find very rude, because they haven't done anything...yet" a quote from my English assignment...i really don't remember writing that...O.O

"wink, hey buddy" Sarah and me

" the sound of his voice making her melt like butter in a microwave"-Me describing feelings for someone...in a story which you will never see:D

" he smiled making the butter solidify in her thought arrteries"- once again from the story :D

" I WILL REMOVE THE BULLET WITH ANOTHER BULLET!"- actually, I'm not sure if that's one i came up with or stole from something...

" I WILL GET YOU WITH MY GREASY CHEESE HAND!"-Sarah

" I like the way the pen violates the paper :D"- me

" If we didn't have thumbs we wouldn't be able to climb!"- Kevin, my brother

" Anna im looking at you does that turn you on?"- me

"WHAT DO I DO WITH MY TONGUE?!"- Anna

" ANNA! ANNA THIS IS BULL SHIT! BULL SHIT ANNA! BULL SHIT!"- me

" I'm gunna use my sexy squint look on her!"- nick Jonas (you know, the obviously gay one :D)

" whenever i see a frog i'll remember that one time in bio with you..."- some jerk in seventeen magazine

"HEY?! WHAT ABOUT ABSTINENCE?!- seventeen magazine ( Anna put that away!)

" if your blood is grayish or green YOU ARE HAVING PROBLEMS!" - me and Anna while reading seventeen

"if you bleed for more then ten days in a row..."- the genius who wrote the period article in seventeen

" have you seen sally?"- sally hansen ad

" Me going to asia, is like playing wheres waldo me being waldo!" - very funny comedian whos name escapes me right now

" Yes, cuz every mordern women knows how to joust!"- me while watching a really shit movie or show or something, doesnt matter cuz it was shit

"but... i don't want to be a tampon..."-Dilly (Dyaln)

"whiskey amkes me feel like a teridactaul"-some chick walking past me and sarah at the lilac festivil

"AH! I BURNT MY BOOB!"-me after i burnt my boob...

"Who ever said laghter was medicine, never had gonahreah!"- guy from my name is earl

"Its a logical blowjob!"- germain, foamy the squirrel

"We're getting an orphan? well if we do that i want him to quite and small..."- Kevin

"SOUNDS LIKE HE ROUGHENIN SOMEONE UP!"-some jerk

"I get sick every time I drink out of the water fountian!" "ME TOO!"- Joe and me...no really dont drink out of the water fountians! especially here...there disgusting...

"why is it through evolution, stupid people remain in the world?"- unknown

"SURPRISE COCK FAG!"- guy from team america

"Not everyone wants to see turtles mate...i understand that"- Unknown

"Sluts look like sluts even when their zombies!!"- Sarah watching Land of the Dead

"You don't need tp put the fire out just leave it alone"-Kevin

"Wanna shave my cock?"- some creeper on wireclub

"TIME TO DATE AND AMERICAN BOY!!"-some american guy :S

"There are things in the dark...dark things"-guy from buffy the animated series (apperently :S )

"So what he got shot in foot!"-guy from good fellas

"so what he got shot to death!"-same guy from good fellas after he shot the guy who he also shot in the foot :D

"DO YOU SMELL PROPANE??"-Phill...inside joke

"I may be disabled, but i cant still roll!"-guy from we can be heros

"So a Giraffe and an elephant walk into a bar, after a few drinks the giraffe ofended the elephant. so the elephant got up and punched the giraffe so hard he knocked the giraffe to the floor unconicous.the elephant then procedded to leave the bar, when the bar tender looked over and said "hey! arn't you gunna leave that lyin' there?" the elephant then turns and looks and the bartender and says: "thats not a lion, thats a giraffe!" and walked out of the bar"-Mark from 28 days later

"TIME TO SNIFF SOME BALLS!!"-me and Tiegan

"But...people die when they are killed!!"- bad anime dubbing

"FLICK THE BEAN!!"-just for danni(CA)

"BITCH BE KEEPIN DA FUCK AWAY FROM MA FRUITLOOPS!!"- it was me or someone else I dunno...

"BITCHES BE LININ UP TO RUB THIS MOTHA FUCKIN WENIS!!"- That one was me :D

"...Well she has glasses and he has glasses so..."- Mitch...good job buddy...good job!

"Is that rasin bread??"- my sister michelle...it was a "had to be there" moment.

Favorite conversations ever!:

convo 1:

Cashier: 2.00 please

me: i don't have or feel like giving you 2.00 (hands ten dollar bill)

Cashier: well that's a shame i don't believe in giving change back!

convo 2:

Sarah:well if we are all just gunna die of cancer what does it matter if someone dies of suicide trying to beat it?

K:it just doesnt work that way! and cancer is serious!

Sarah: well like i said what does it matter?

Me: FETCH ME A RAZOR BLADE!!

convo 3:

Me: MY GINGER BEER BEATS YOUR WATER ANY DAY!

Mikami Cosplay guy: i just wanted a drink!

convo 4:

Me: Rob, are you sexually frustrated?

Rob: sadly...yes...yes i am

Convo...number five!:

Me & Sarah: CONROY!!

Conroy: hey, whats up?

Me: I have heartburn!!

Sarah: well i have heart burn as well!...at least we don't have crotch burn:D

convo six:

Mrs.Wereley: no word of a lie some one dressed up as hitler!

me: its funny cuz, when you see some ones dressed up as hitler you stop them, but yet you see most of the girls in this schools asses on a daily baises!

Mrs.Wereley: i know...it must be stopped!

convo seven:

me (with english accent): Mrs. Parr may i borrow a pencial?

Mrs.Parr: Mrs. paa??

me: No Mrs. Parr.

Mrs.parr: why are you talking like that?

Me: I'm british for the day :D

Mrs.Parr: no your not, here's you pencial and sit down.

me: ohhhh :(

Convo Eight:

Sarah:... yea i can show you let me have have the mo-HOLY HELL!!! ANNA WHY IS THERE SAUCE ON YOUR DESK?!?!?!

me: anon delivers :D

(TOO MUCH 4CHAN MAKES YOU A BIT...I DUNNO WHAT WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT...BUT...ITS NOT GOOD...)

40 Secrets about Yourself.

Be honest no matter what.

1. Who was your last text from?
I don’t have a cell phone :D

2. Where was your default picture taken?
what???

3. What’s your middle name?
Lynn

4. Your current relationship status?
well I’m in many in fact one with Edmond, Stanley, Jocelyn, Trevor….the list continues on really

5. Does your crush like your back?
Well I’m pretty fond oh it :D

6. What is your current mood?
Hungry and Hungry

7. What did you do after school yesterday?
I went on the computer and sat there…just staring…staring like I’ve never stared before.

8. What color shirt are you wearing?
White you fucking nosey bastard

9. Who's your crush?
Edmond…shh :p

10. If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
I would go back in time and do my first essays right…gawd

12. Ever had a near death experience?
yea, but its all good it was just a cat :D

13. Something you do a lot?
breath, blink…yawn…maybe eat…yea I do that a lot :D

15. Who can you tell anything to?
Hymen and Nermal…but not Ava cuz she a bitch.

16. Name someone who has the same birthday as you.
My auntie Judy :D

17. When was the last time you cried?
Hmmm…well I’m no pussy….but…I don’t recall…

18. What's the last thing you ate?
A piece of broccoli..it was Dannies :D

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?

The ability to turn invisible…that way when disaster strike I can turn invisible and no one will be able to ask me to do shit about it :D

20. What's the first thing you notice about a guy/girl?
Eyes…or mouth…teeth...

21. What do you usually order from starbucks?
Nothing cuz I don’t go to shit places to eat

22. What's your biggest secret?
I’m hungry

23. Favourite color?
Blue, black and white :D

24. What song has a special meaning for you?
The banana phone song…cuz me and Edmond sang that song on the C-train and embarrassed tiffany.

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv show?
yes!! Phinoues and ferb!!!!

26. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
I’m chewing gum

28. What's your favourite smell?
Me. Because I smell like amazing all the time.

29. Describe your life in one word; what would it be?
Amazing :D

30. Have you ever kissed in the rain?
no, but I have kissed someone in the snow… :D

31. Why did your last relationship fail?
because he lived to far away and he was horny and I wasn’t and I was like oh shiz!! (hes not far away now and hes not horny...and i am...the shit paul...the shit??)

32. What are you thinking about right now?
FLIGHT OF THE CHONCORDS SEASON 3 PREMIERS!!

33. What should you be doing?
Working on my comm tech tattoo

34. Did someone make you upset/angry today? and who?
Yes…my mom…we clash in the morning :D

35. What are you listening to?
Radio ads and others noises around the lab

36. Do you like working in the yard?
depends on what I’m working on

37. If you could have any last name in the world, what would it be?
Nairn the great

Nairn the almighty and great

Nairn the almighty, powerful and great

Or…

Nairn the amazingly almighty and powerfully great .

38. Do you act differently around the person you like?
no. because I’m to amazing not to be me :D

39. What is your natural hair color?
Caramel Blonde

40. Who was the last person to make you cry?
Like I said before if I don’t remember crying I ain’t gunna know why :P

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My Life has a Half-Demon Half-Angel by Bffs1 reviews
It's just a really good story. Rated M for later chapters and inappropriate language. PS. THIS IS A CRACK FIC.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 5/6
Love, Insanity? by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
"They do what they want, Toris. Even when we're sane, we're crazy in here. You take care of an old person or a sick person because they can't do it themselves. But we are neither of those things. Once we're here we're stuck. And they do what they want."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 154,287 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Russia, Lithuania
618 Ways To Make Raoul Suffer For Being A Fop by Caelia di Mekio reviews
I think the title is self-explanatory. No more submissions, we've done enough to poor Raoul.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,495 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Raoul - Complete
Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 2867 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by pantera-tease reviews
AU. Madeline is sent to England on business. One thing leads to another, and she finds herself stuck in an underground sex club, falling into the arms of the owner, Arthur Kirkland. EnglandxFem!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,868 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Canada, England/Britain
Like It Like That by Maige reviews
If all else fails, go down the fetish route. EnglandxFem!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Matthew's Smut by HunnyfiedSmuttified reviews
A file left open on Matthew's computer makes Alfred a little... hot under the collar. AU, incest for the wincest. This is me dipping my toe back into smut writing. Be nice. :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2011 - America, Canada
Bromance by IlluminatedShadow reviews
The Bro Code says nothing about what to do when a Bro falls in love with another Bro. But, its not like Alfred hasn't broken the Bro Code before. Alfred/Matthew, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/12/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Nobody said it was easy having a sibling by mykonosparadise reviews
It's easy having a younger sibling? Lies. At least that's what Gilbert thinks. But only sometimes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,389 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Just Once Can't Hurt by AeraKira reviews
Arthur is the president of the student council, Matthew is Gilbert's boyfriend. What will he do once he finds out Gilbert cheated on him and why? Abusive!Canada and Slutty/semi-masochistic!England. First chapter contains PrUK and mentions of PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/3/2011 - England/Britain, Canada
Face the Music by Calamity in Motion reviews
With her payments running late to GeneCo, Sage's only option is to accept a position as a Gentern. Now the psychotic Pavi Largo has his eyes on her, and His offer isn't as easy to swollow. Pavi/OC/Graverobber WARNING:Violence, Sexual Content, and Non-con.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,786 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Pavi, Graverobber
Insatiable by IlluminatedShadow reviews
"It seems to me, cher." The older nation began, a vaguely mocking grin on his lips. "That Mathieu finds you rather boring." In which Arthur is old and dense, Matthew is unsatisfied and, unfortunately, the sex seems to be the biggest problem. UK/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - England/Britain, Canada
You Are Mine by Chocola Emo Shizzle reviews
He could be patient. He would wait. He would watch. He would get his prey. Dark.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Dis Papa by Capitaine Pickle reviews
AU: France in the 17th century. Francis, a marquis, has been living freely for years now. One day, a young child is brought to him and is said to be his own.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,804 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
le loup et le lapin by Measured reviews
AU. Former French Revolutionary Francis de Bonnefoy takes exile in London during the reign of terror. He finds himself slowly becoming fascinated by Matthew Williams, a fragile, broken aristocrat with an untold past. France/Canada, past hints of FrUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,552 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
Prostye Dvizheniya by Ksiezniczka reviews
Smut, in need of a better title. Most people date for a while before sleeping together - Russia and Belarus are not most people. In fact, it all starts one night when Russia has had more vodka than even he can take...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Belarus, Russia
How Not To Wear a Scarf by erbby17 reviews
England learns a valuable lesson on how to wear a scarf. Or, more accurately, how NOT to wear a scarf. Random-scarf!kink Russia/England ahead. M for sexual content. ENJOY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Russia, England/Britain - Complete
My Canadian Man by Nanihoo reviews
Dancing alone in their remote cabin, it's her favourite and he'll gladly comply... even if it does mean embarrassing himself. Canada/Ukraine :One-shot:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Canada, Ukraine - Complete
Between Brothers by Gimpi reviews
America/Canada - Alfred/Matthew - 100% smut. Dominant Canada? Oui. :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/8/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Touched by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Who knew that Canada had inherited France's, -ehm-, magic touch? - Canada/Ukraine oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Canada, Ukraine - Complete
faded from the winter by vega-de-la-lyre reviews
There is a girl behind the curtains, sitting curled up on the windowsill, elbow pressed against the glass. Anya and Dimitri, pre-movie.
Anastasia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
What You Are in the Dark by VioletzeEcoFreak reviews
They could be anyone in that darkened room, her blindfolded and him without his glasses. They choose to be Matthew and Katyusha, not Canada and Ukraine.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Canada, Ukraine - Complete
Reaching for Affection by xXKanpekiXx reviews
It was only when her life had completely shattered that he realized exactly how fragile she really was. FranziskaXPhoenix. T for some choice language.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,469 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Franziska vK., Phoenix W./Nick
Absolutionist by slain angel reviews
Mello- Absolute: free as to condition, perfect in its self, unlimited in power. Matt- Absolutionist: a supporter or advocate of an absolute government. This is everything from Matts point of view starting from when Mello left up until i finish it...yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,119 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Matt, Mello
Edge of Sixteen Or Call Me When You're Older by Verdot reviews
Nathan gets roped into making sure Amber doesn't get into trouble one night.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Nathan, Amber Sweet - Complete
Be One Da? by MissSquibler reviews
Russia wanted Canada, Canada just wanted Russia to GET OFF. Slight Yaoi ; Very cute in my opionon Suck at Summaries first yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Canada, Russia - Complete
A Canadian Hamburger by Rikax4502 reviews
AU. Alfred finds out that he's actually Canadian.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
From Far and Wide by Eerps reviews
Canada's invisible, forgettable, often mistaken for his brother... and these times the other countries thought of him, he wasn't even in the room!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Canada
Tulips and Orgasmic Pancakes by VioletzeEcoFreak reviews
Canada has it rough sometimes, being mistaken for his much more obnoxious brother all the time and whatnot, but thankfully he has his two best friends to cheer him up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Canada, Ukraine - Complete
O, Canada by xConquistadora reviews
It had been a lullaby once- now, it was an anthem. France x Canada oneshot. I wonder how many times this title has been used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2009 - France, Canada - Complete
Sleepovers with Dave by Mod Fae reviews
Jemaine and Bret fight about Coco, again, and Jemaine goes to Dave's house to spend the night until this blows over. Rated M for Dave's swearing. Which is unavoidable
Flight of The Conchords - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009
The Super Fun Time Largo Adventures: Camping by exosist reviews
Rotti Largo gets tired of being stuck in the office and decides to take his three children camping in an attempt to form relationships with them again.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008
The Light of His Life by CrawfordsBiscuits reviews
Erik took Christine in as a child... but he never thought of her as a daughter. His feelings were a mystery even unto himself. And now that she's an adult... EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,039 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006