Hi, I'm Heather.
I don't really write. I mostly come on here to read so that's all I do.
However that doesn't mean I don't have stories written...I just won't ever get to publishing...Bad memory...@~@
Chewing. I hate the sound of chewing. I understand that you need to do it, and there are some foods that are loud when chewed, but I hate the constant sound of someone slapping the food in their mouths around and then I hate it when they actaully start to chew with their mouths wide open becuase the food they put in their mouth was too much and therefore cannot chew properly and the they have to breathe heavily so I hear them chew and breath like their dying!! plus its a lot of work...
Tramps. I just dont approve of seeing your ass when ever I turn around. I also dont approve when I am forced to talk to you (by an authority figure) that when you open your mouth, you have stupid come flying out and it hits me in the face.
Narutards. Just no.
Creepers on the Internet. Its overrated get a new hobby.
Disney Tv movies. THEY ARE ALL THE SAME!!
The sound of children's laughter. It sounds horrible, but I hate it. I hate it because it sounds so high pitched and loud and it gets my nerves going to over kill.
People who are so full of themselves they are unaware that the rest of the world ceased to care about their very existence years ago.
12 year old boys who think they are an origianl buffy the vampire slayer fan...you know that show from the 90's? the show that ended when said 12 year old boys would be 5...?? IMPOSSIBLE I SAY!! IMPOSSIBLE!!
When you get asked out by a guy you really like and then he unasks you out and then asks you out again then makes it official and then breaks up with you and dates someone else and then starts to flirt with you right after he breaks up with her!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!WHAT PAUL? WHAT I STILL DONT GET YOU!!! ITS BEEN A YEAR AND HALF!!! JESUS!!!!! >:O
When people bring things like death up at like the most inapropriate times...Dylan...
also along that line people when talk about themselves at the worst time too...comrade K...
Anime/manga: Love hina, School rumble, Death note, negima, Nana, .// legend of the twilight, Hellsing, The melancholy of haruhi suzumiya, Host club, Fruits basket, Hayate cross Blade, Phantom- Requiem for a Phantom, Axis power hetalia, Pumpkin scissors, Welcome to the NHK, Godchild, After school nightmare, Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko, Denpa teki na Kanjo, High school of the dead.
Movies: Super bad, Pineapple express, Phantom of the opera, Titanic, The departed, Moulin rouge, Hairspray, Chicago, Alice in wonder land, Repo the genetic opera, Sleep away camp, Tropic thunder, Hangover, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, The Diary of a nymphomaniac, Water lillies, TEAM AMERICA!!!! :D
Books: Phantom: the legacy, Coraline, Harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban,Brave new world,1984.
"Don't brush your teeth with razor blades!"-me
"Your like the kid on the playground no one likes because you have lice...well...you know what we gotta do? SHAVE YOUR HEAD AND GET YOU BACK ON THE MONKEY BARS!"- The pecker, tropic thunder
"lick her face and suck her eyebrow that'll turn her on!"- me (while watching hannibal rising)
"Don't trip on this girls!"- Sarahs dad
"To defeat L, I will take a chip...AND EAT IT!!"- Light yagami, Death note
"I'll give you this strawberry if you keep what i said a secret"-L, once again death note
"Her boobs are way bigger then mine!"-harui suzimiay,the melincoly of harui suzimiay
"Ass hats are never in fashion, Don't be an ass hat!"-face book bumper stickers( found by Sarah)
"I have ADD and magic markers...OH THE FUN WE WILL HAVE!"- once again face book bumper stickers (and once again found by Sarah...who will sit there and find more if you want)
"I can't feel my legs!" "well that's becuase their on a puddle, see!" -Tug speedman and Kirk Lazarus, once again tropic thunder.
"I GOT JOLLY RANCHERS!!"-me...again
"VIVA GLAM!"- Rupual, Rupauls dragrace
"God gave me the most wonderful ability...the ability to laugh at other people's misfortunes!"-Dame Edna
"They say Happy people live longer, yet, Grumpy people are always trying to kill happy people!"- David Lettermen, The late show or tonight show or some shiz like that.
"NO DRINK IN THE COMPUTER AREA PLEASE!"- Right door, to room 242,math computer room.
"my aunt and uncle have the same face, just my uncle makes better use of his" -Scout( jean-louise) finch, to kill a mockingbird.
"WHERES THE BUTTON THAT SHOOTS HER?!" -Hayate, Hayate cross blade.
"everyone should just have inter-racial babies, cuz in the end we're all gunna be Basie"-Russel Peters
"A limo that turns into a plane...now I've seen everything!" "Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?" "no" "then you haven't seen everything..."- Broadway guy and team America captain, team America
"BAD TRIP BAD TRIP!"- Sarah while wathcing the facilty
"okay so plan is, jem you go up to the door and touch it, me and scout will hide here and if boo radly comes out we'll jump him and try to beat him and then after he calms down we'll tell him that we ain't gunna hurt him!"-Dill, To Kill a Mockingbird
"...so now my pally's are after me wanting to kill my non-exsistent babies!! which i find very rude, because they haven't done anything...yet" a quote from my English assignment...i really don't remember writing that...O.O
"wink, hey buddy" Sarah and me
" the sound of his voice making her melt like butter in a microwave"-Me describing feelings for someone...in a story which you will never see:D
" he smiled making the butter solidify in her thought arrteries"- once again from the story :D
" I WILL REMOVE THE BULLET WITH ANOTHER BULLET!"- actually, I'm not sure if that's one i came up with or stole from something...
" I WILL GET YOU WITH MY GREASY CHEESE HAND!"-Sarah
" I like the way the pen violates the paper :D"- me
" If we didn't have thumbs we wouldn't be able to climb!"- Kevin, my brother
" Anna im looking at you does that turn you on?"- me
"WHAT DO I DO WITH MY TONGUE?!"- Anna
" ANNA! ANNA THIS IS BULL SHIT! BULL SHIT ANNA! BULL SHIT!"- me
" I'm gunna use my sexy squint look on her!"- nick Jonas (you know, the obviously gay one :D)
" whenever i see a frog i'll remember that one time in bio with you..."- some jerk in seventeen magazine
"HEY?! WHAT ABOUT ABSTINENCE?!- seventeen magazine ( Anna put that away!)
" if your blood is grayish or green YOU ARE HAVING PROBLEMS!" - me and Anna while reading seventeen
"if you bleed for more then ten days in a row..."- the genius who wrote the period article in seventeen
" have you seen sally?"- sally hansen ad
" Me going to asia, is like playing wheres waldo me being waldo!" - very funny comedian whos name escapes me right now
" Yes, cuz every mordern women knows how to joust!"- me while watching a really shit movie or show or something, doesnt matter cuz it was shit
"but... i don't want to be a tampon..."-Dilly (Dyaln)
"whiskey amkes me feel like a teridactaul"-some chick walking past me and sarah at the lilac festivil
"AH! I BURNT MY BOOB!"-me after i burnt my boob...
"Who ever said laghter was medicine, never had gonahreah!"- guy from my name is earl
"Its a logical blowjob!"- germain, foamy the squirrel
"We're getting an orphan? well if we do that i want him to quite and small..."- Kevin
"SOUNDS LIKE HE ROUGHENIN SOMEONE UP!"-some jerk
"I get sick every time I drink out of the water fountian!" "ME TOO!"- Joe and me...no really dont drink out of the water fountians! especially here...there disgusting...
"why is it through evolution, stupid people remain in the world?"- unknown
"SURPRISE COCK FAG!"- guy from team america
"Not everyone wants to see turtles mate...i understand that"- Unknown
"Sluts look like sluts even when their zombies!!"- Sarah watching Land of the Dead
"You don't need tp put the fire out just leave it alone"-Kevin
"Wanna shave my cock?"- some creeper on wireclub
"TIME TO DATE AND AMERICAN BOY!!"-some american guy :S
"There are things in the dark...dark things"-guy from buffy the animated series (apperently :S )
"So what he got shot in foot!"-guy from good fellas
"so what he got shot to death!"-same guy from good fellas after he shot the guy who he also shot in the foot :D
"DO YOU SMELL PROPANE??"-Phill...inside joke
"I may be disabled, but i cant still roll!"-guy from we can be heros
"So a Giraffe and an elephant walk into a bar, after a few drinks the giraffe ofended the elephant. so the elephant got up and punched the giraffe so hard he knocked the giraffe to the floor unconicous.the elephant then procedded to leave the bar, when the bar tender looked over and said "hey! arn't you gunna leave that lyin' there?" the elephant then turns and looks and the bartender and says: "thats not a lion, thats a giraffe!" and walked out of the bar"-Mark from 28 days later
"TIME TO SNIFF SOME BALLS!!"-me and Tiegan
"But...people die when they are killed!!"- bad anime dubbing
"FLICK THE BEAN!!"-just for danni(CA)
"BITCH BE KEEPIN DA FUCK AWAY FROM MA FRUITLOOPS!!"- it was me or someone else I dunno...
"BITCHES BE LININ UP TO RUB THIS MOTHA FUCKIN WENIS!!"- That one was me :D
"...Well she has glasses and he has glasses so..."- Mitch...good job buddy...good job!
"Is that rasin bread??"- my sister michelle...it was a "had to be there" moment.
Favorite conversations ever!:
Cashier: 2.00 please
me: i don't have or feel like giving you 2.00 (hands ten dollar bill)
Cashier: well that's a shame i don't believe in giving change back!
Sarah:well if we are all just gunna die of cancer what does it matter if someone dies of suicide trying to beat it?
K:it just doesnt work that way! and cancer is serious!
Sarah: well like i said what does it matter?
Me: FETCH ME A RAZOR BLADE!!
Me: MY GINGER BEER BEATS YOUR WATER ANY DAY!
Mikami Cosplay guy: i just wanted a drink!
Me: Rob, are you sexually frustrated?
Rob: sadly...yes...yes i am
Me & Sarah: CONROY!!
Conroy: hey, whats up?
Me: I have heartburn!!
Sarah: well i have heart burn as well!...at least we don't have crotch burn:D
Mrs.Wereley: no word of a lie some one dressed up as hitler!
me: its funny cuz, when you see some ones dressed up as hitler you stop them, but yet you see most of the girls in this schools asses on a daily baises!
Mrs.Wereley: i know...it must be stopped!
me (with english accent): Mrs. Parr may i borrow a pencial?
Mrs.Parr: Mrs. paa??
me: No Mrs. Parr.
Mrs.parr: why are you talking like that?
Me: I'm british for the day :D
Mrs.Parr: no your not, here's you pencial and sit down.
me: ohhhh :(
Sarah:... yea i can show you let me have have the mo-HOLY HELL!!! ANNA WHY IS THERE SAUCE ON YOUR DESK?!?!?!
me: anon delivers :D
(TOO MUCH 4CHAN MAKES YOU A BIT...I DUNNO WHAT WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT...BUT...ITS NOT GOOD...)
40 Secrets about Yourself.
Be honest no matter what.
1. Who was your last text from?
2. Where was your default picture taken?
3. What’s your middle name?
4. Your current relationship status?
5. Does your crush like your back?
6. What is your current mood?
7. What did you do after school yesterday?
8. What color shirt are you wearing?
9. Who's your crush?
10. If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
12. Ever had a near death experience?
13. Something you do a lot?
15. Who can you tell anything to?
16. Name someone who has the same birthday as you.
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. What's the last thing you ate?
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
The ability to turn invisible…that way when disaster strike I can turn invisible and no one will be able to ask me to do shit about it :D
20. What's the first thing you notice about a guy/girl?
21. What do you usually order from starbucks?
22. What's your biggest secret?
23. Favourite color?
24. What song has a special meaning for you?
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv show?
26. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
28. What's your favourite smell?
29. Describe your life in one word; what would it be?
30. Have you ever kissed in the rain?
31. Why did your last relationship fail?
32. What are you thinking about right now?
33. What should you be doing?
34. Did someone make you upset/angry today? and who?
35. What are you listening to?
36. Do you like working in the yard?
37. If you could have any last name in the world, what would it be?
Nairn the almighty and great
Nairn the almighty, powerful and great
Nairn the amazingly almighty and powerfully great .
38. Do you act differently around the person you like?
39. What is your natural hair color?
40. Who was the last person to make you cry?