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Author has written 33 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Dragonlance, Master and Commander, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Harry Potter, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Pokémon, Team Fortress 2, and Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei.
The Cardinal Rules of Chaos:
1. Be Polite
2. Be Respectful
3. Have a plan to review every fic you read
"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair." --The Joker, The Dark Knight
Good day! Buon giorno! Bonjour! Buenos dias! Guten tag! Welcome to the profile of ChaosandMayhem. While I'm only in college, I consider myself an old soul of the internet,and its a grand old place so long as you know what which spots to avoid. When I joined FF.net I considered myself a wild and chaotic person and while I've calmed down over the years, my interests are all over the place. I'm a fandom-hopper--here one minute, gone the next. However, recently I've fallen into the Team Fortress 2 madness, and it looks like I might be there a while.
Feel free to look around. Check out my fics if you like, and take a glance over my favorite authors. They're my favorites for a good reason. :)
I'm a proud pirate and moderator of the Black Pearl! If you're a Pirates of the Caribbean fan or just looking for some good company, feel free to come aboard! All we ask that ye share the rum. :)
"Where Else Can I Find You?"
I have a Steam account, so if ya wanna be friends and pal around together, just PM me and it will be done!
You can also find me as one-half of Those Two Gingers on Tumblr, as well as a RP blog for you more inquisitive types. :3
Eight Mercenaries And A Toddler: The Comic
TTFN! Ta-ta for now!
I'm an atheist. Don't try to convert me and I won't try to dissuade you. In my version, all the big-wigs, (God, Buddha, Charles Darwin, Muhammad, Spock, etc.) are sitting around a table and playing cards and talking about the massive headaches religious wars, science vs. the Bible, and Star Trek conventions give them all. The End.
--Chaos over and out--
Current Avatar: Ugh, 24 hours to update an avatar, FF? Yeesh. Unamused ramen-eating Leon Kuwata is only sort of Leon Kuwata I need in my life. Drawn by the lovely
The New Spot For Silly Things:
"Oim an angry Aussie bloke who doesn't shower an' collects moi own piss! Think oi wanna 'ave sex with Spoi! Bettah angst about it for foive pages 'fore we 'ave a go at it without any lube!" --Fanon Sniper, as presented by Lt. Pancakes via Faux Promises (I laugh because it's true, I cry because I'm one of those people).
"...your German blood allows you to enjoy organizing and categorizing things."--My Bestie, the Ernie to my Bert :3
"OH BOY, DIS IS DA FUN PART!"--Scout Gets A Shave by Maggot Magnet (I hope she knows this is my motto for the rest of my life).
"Hear that, Bill? Hookers manage to finish school."--Meet the Recruits by Tokyo Sunset
"Really, has the internet ever steered us wrong? Well, recently. Has it steered us wrong recently? No. If anything, it has provided us with new material!"--The Bestie needs to stop being such a paradigm of wisdom
""I just sat through all of Mittens' speech tonight. So, damn, am I in the mood to throw up yaoi and abortions and concern about globabl warming and sideburns every where. Mittens didn't mention being anti-sideburns, but I bet he is." "--The Bestie on Mittens Meowney--I mean Mitt Romney
"The divorce rate among socks is astonishing :O"--Georgie Max
"Bidwell, I have waited ten blasted months for this. I've forged credentials. I've bribed officials. I think I had Bob Hope killed, and in retrospect I don't even remember why that was necessary. I'm not going to sugar coat it, we are probably going to jail. If all that wasn't enough, I've had to pretend to be a hippie for ten minutes now. Listen to my words, Bidwell. These are truth words. I'm going to fight that @#$%ing monkey."--Saxton Hale, A Fate Worse Than Chess
"You are diagnosed with congenital breast cancer of the lungs." "You're sayin' that I have breast cancer?" "Yes." "Breast cancer of the lungs?"--Scout and Engineer, Point of View by dianaiana115
I, ChaosandMayhem, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,
regardless of the number of reviews,
its age, or anything else.
I have joined the review revolution.
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