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Joined 11-17-08, id: 1745012, Profile Updated: 05-21-09
Author has written 7 stories for South Park, and Family Guy.

Hey, Dudes.

I'm 15, and homeschooled.

I love fanfiction beacuse I love writting,
hopefully I'll become a writer one day but for now I'll do this.

My FAV shows are south park and family guy,
I usually do my storys on southpark, and love reading
other peoples storys about it..

Cartman X Kyle is my obbsesion.
I love those too.

A love/hate relashionship.. and their both so stubborn,
It's what makes story's great.
Kyle is so innocent and sweet, and Cartman.. well, You know Cartman.
Far from innocent and deff not sweet.

So most my storys have been on them Idk. never been much of a style fan. their Ok i guess.
I preffure Cartman and Kyle though.

Stewie x brian from Family guy is good too.
Dont know if ill make a story on them.

NO FLAMMING.

Btw, I'm addicted to music. Serriously.
Most ideas I come up with are based on songs, so I'll post the
songs I thought of them up from at the end of the story.
93x ROCKS DUDE! :D

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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The Curse of Mortality by Caelice reviews
Kenny finally dies for the last time in a car accident, but the suspicious circumstances leading to his death are linked to his new best friend Damien, and it's only a matter of time before the secret is exposed. DamienKenny, Style, Creek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,812 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kenny M., Damien
Camera Whore by Sanity on Strike reviews
Cartman, to his delight, discovers a wonderfully dirty secret of Kyle’s. He then uses it to blackmail him into doing even dirtier things. Reluctant Kyle x Cartman. Later Stan x Kyle.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Waiting on an Enemy by OnigiriReject reviews
Kyle is determined to earn enough money to live on his own in order to escape his home life, even if it means working as a waitress and serving Cartman every day. Even in their differences, maybe what they always needed was each other. KyCart and Stendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,361 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
porn wars by kyleisgod reviews
Cartman and Wendy are debating pornography and all of their friends are caught in the middle. Will the porn war ruin lives and relationships or have sexy results? Het and slash pairings. Multiple pairings. Contains language, sex, and booze.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,670 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Cartman's Twin by Peppermintz reviews
When Liane Cartman gets in trouble with the law, Eric faces an unwelcoming fate and learns the truth about his real mother.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Cold by Soul Flash reviews
Kyle regrets ever going to Cartman's house. One-shot. Kyman. Sequel to 'Fever.' Very, very fluffy.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Guilty Obsession by Soul's Angel reviews
Kyle has developed quite a sick obsession with Cartman, and when he finds Cartman hiding in his closet, his secret becomes revealed. Oneshot. Kyman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
One point Five Miles per Hour by OnigiriReject reviews
Kyle and Stan have been best friends since they first met, Cartman and Kyle can't stand the sight of each other. But, it feels like something is about to happen that makes Kyle question all the friendships he once thought he understood. Style and KyCart.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,889 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Mona Lisa Sneer by RadianceRose reviews
Cartman won't leave Craig alone, and he has no idea why. Frankly though, it doesn't matter, as long as he keeps well away from Tweek, which appears to be a problem. Rated M for violence, Cartman, sexuality and profanity. Cartman/Craig, Craig/Tweek, Creek
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
A Golden Opportunity by Cassandra Phoenix reviews
Kenny has known for a while now that he's been in love with Marjorine, but he struggles with the fact that Marjorine is, in reality, Butters. Full summary inside!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,911 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Kenny M., Butters S.
The Effects of Being Thrown Out of a Closet: Kyle by In The Mix reviews
Kyle is unexpectedly thrown out of the closet. Watch him as he goes down a path leading to love, loss, drugs and aliens? KyMan with some K2 and hints of Cutters. Under reconstruction soon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,845 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
My Angel Your Devil revisited by Tigertutu.Cosplay reviews
Alright, this is rewritten. Kyle thinks all hope is lost for his super best friend after a nasty end to their friendship...that is, until fate plays a new card...in Kyle's POV rated M for language and possible sexual references
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,982 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Wanting Out by Courtanie reviews
Cartman hurts Kyle, but for what cause? Rated M for rape, language, and implied character death.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Chemistry by Otempora42 reviews
Wendy has to explain to herself why she is attracted to Eric Cartman. Cartman/Wendy, some swearing. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Before He Cheats by Angelic Guardian reviews
While cheating on a test, Cartman accidentally discovers Kyle's secret. Kyle is willing to do whatever it takes to keep Cartman's mouth shut. After all, it's better to risk your dignity than a lifelong friendship, right?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,744 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman, Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Careful What You Wish For by Hamster Fan reviews
After Stan and Kyle get into the biggest fight of their lives between each other Stan makes a wish that he later regrets. Friendship only. Please read and review. Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Dreams of Popcorn flavored lips by Loveless-Gin reviews
now that I think about it ever since that day his comments were nicer, his stares lingered too long, his shoulder touched mine more often during field trips, and his closed eyes faced me during movie filled nights... Kyman oneshot
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Tentatively Falling by PrincessDesire reviews
Part Two in the Brother's Keeper Arc. Cartman and Kyle's relationship develops.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,729 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Revenge by Itachi. Oh Enka reviews
When Kenny finds out something about Kyle, the other boy begs him not to tell the others. So what does Kenny want? A study partner of course. But what happens when studying isn't as innocent as it used to be? K2.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Right Here Waiting by esmtz reviews
Richard Marx. Liane feels that she is an unfit mother and so she takes Eric and leaves him at an adoption center. How will Kyle react to this? Pairing:CartmanxKyle Oneshots:ButtersxCartman OCxCartman. dont like it? then dont read or even review
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,316 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Sadness Flies Away by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
Kyle always seemed so happy, to his family and friends. Truth is, he never was. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Kyle B. - Complete
Breaking Kyle by dreamschemer reviews
Love triangles are dangerous when a sociopath is involved. SxK, one-sided CxK. Rated for language and adult situations. I don't own SP .
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
You Can Write it on My Grave by Natsu reviews
A story about hitting the quarter-life crisis and why moving in with your super-best doesn't always work so well. In which Kyle is uptight, Stan is a mess, Kenny knows too much and Cartman...is faring better than all of them. Slash. K/K/S triangle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,246 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Daydream or nightmare? by mediwitch3 reviews
There is language in this fic. Kyle and Cartman are both gay. they are paired for the baby project, it's a real baby, they have to live together for two months. there is an OC, and she's a main character, no like no read. NO FLAMES ARE ACCEPTED! KyCart
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Meg hits the weed by Adam Baxter reviews
What happens if Meg griffin starts smoking weed on the age of 17. Warning : Can contain light sexual stuff and meg having the munchies.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,013 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Meg G. - Complete
Till It's Gone by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
No one ever really got to know the real Eric Cartman. And now it's too late. COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,678 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Fat Free by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Cartman comes to school... and he's no longer a fatass. Is it just his newest scheme in action, or is there more to it? One way or another, Kyle is content to watch him fail... even if, being gay, he has to admit how hot skinny Cartman is.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I Had A Secret by TooMuchPressure88 reviews
A little KyMan poem. The first I've ever written. WARNINGS inclued SLASH and MILD LANGUAGE. Please read and I really hope you like it.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Rainy Day by Da-awesum-squeeful-girl reviews
Just a cute lil' CartmanXButters slash fic which takes place during a rainy day!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
For the Benefit by GalleyTrot reviews
no major changes/tweaked for better reading - The tension between Kyle and Cartman has always irritated Kyle, to the point where being left alone with him causes the Jew some major discomfort. Kyric two-shot, sexual content, mostly-PWP smut.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Savior by CrystalSlashlover reviews
We all saw that Cartman braved into the depths of San Fransico to get Kyle, but none of us saw exactly what happened in the period between the storm and the Broflowski's getting back home. Foreplay! Yaoi! Slightly non-con! Shouta! Duh! They're 8!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Cutters by JoyHeart reviews
Butters has discovered he is gay for the Curly Goth. To be accepted by his newfound love he naturally decides to turn Goth. Obviously for Butters, this isn't going to be easy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,159 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Curly Goth, Butters S. - Complete
See, he did turn out gay! by Da-awesum-squeeful-girl reviews
A little gay incident happened with Cartman and Butters because of a trampoline! XD CartmanXButters. Slash. Oneshot. FLUUUUUUUUF! X3
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Revenge Smells Like Crap by The Evil Duchess reviews
Kyle has finally beaten Cartman at his own game. R&R written in 5 minutes
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
If I Had Only Known by theflawintheplan reviews
He was gone. Eric couldn't believe the sight before him. He could practically see Kyle's last moments as he tried to forget ever knowing an Eric Cartman. All because Eric was an idiot who couldn't show his true feelings to someone. Kyman. R/R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Any Other Way by GalleyTrot reviews
no major changes/tweaked for better reading - Was it superficial? Well, it was consensual, at least. Kyle felt no real desire for Stan... But would Cartman ever actually believe him? Kyric two-shot, sexual content, PWP Smut; READ WARNING.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,098 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Never Know by theflawintheplan reviews
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me." Cartman and Kyle considers how this simple verse reflects their lives. Please review, even if it's only to flame me, but CONSTRUCTIVE critism is welcome first and foremost.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Somewhat logical by camomilehottea reviews
Stan/Cartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
A Thousand Times Zero Still Equals Zero by Butters-St0tch reviews
Kyle didn't want to look at Cartman. "To me, you’re a zero. 1000x0 still equals zero. You may do whatever you want, a thousand times, and whatever you do to me, or say to me, I’ll still feel nothing for you. A zero.” Cartman said coldly. CartmanxKyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Eavesdropping by Just Another Crappy Writer reviews
Cartman is good at many things. One of those things is eavesdropping. SUCKY SUMMARY, please don't be discouraged by it. Rated T, so no parents will get mad at me.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Because by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle's voicemail by camomilehottea reviews
Implied Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
STEWIE'S OUTING by ziegler reviews
Stewie becomes suspiscious when he feels aroused when he is near Brian.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/3/2009
The Breakup by PrincessDesire reviews
Stan has dumped Kyle and Cartman is pleased as punch over Kyle's misery. He wants to help make Kyle even worse. Eventually there will be romance though I'll be damned if I know which pairing. Slash of course; straight fiction gives me the heebies.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,679 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Kyle B.
On love and sex by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Handclasp by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle fluff
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
100 Things I Hate About You by JoyHeart reviews
Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Clyde Frog's Sweet Vengeance by Wupperpool reviews
Artemis Clyde Frog is out for revenge, isn't he? Clyde Frog X Kyle / Cartman's POV
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Love Hurts by super manako sohma reviews
Kenny keeps getting all these bruises on his face and Stan and Kyle are worried. Could these injuries have anything to do with his alcoholic parents or something else?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Kenny M. - Complete
Tainted by theflawintheplan reviews
Cartman's mental reponse to Save Me....If he knew what Kyle was thinking that is. Please review though.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Save Me by theflawintheplan reviews
Kyle reflects on his relationship with Cartman. He asks the fatboy a few silent questions. Can Cartman save Kyle from the redhead's thoughts and from his own words? CartmanKyle. Sorry guys, I'll get another story up as soon as possible! R/R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Hidden Meanings by iceprincessinfinity reviews
Slash, Kyle/Cartman. Cartman has gone through a rough time and is finally ready to be himself again. Kyle wonders what's been wrong with him for the past year.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,369 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
I'm German, You're Jewish by Cardio Necrosis reviews
“We do not have a song, and we never will have a song!” Kyle shouted. “The only line in this song that has anything to do with us is ‘you’re Jewish.’ Maybe if the song were called ‘I’m a racist sadistic fatboy and you’re Jewish and hate me’ I'd agree!"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
You Deserve More Than That by super manako sohma reviews
The next thing I knew, Butters had flung himself on me, gripping me tight in a warm hug.“It’s not fine!” He screamed, 'it’s not fine at all! You deserve more than that, Kenny'" Fluffy Bunny.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Cuddle? by Saph Rose reviews
It's freezing cold and the window is jammed. What does Cartman do? Cuddle Kyle, of course! Due to lack of pure Kyman fluff on the internet, this little piece of fiction is sugary-sweet. But sweetness doesn't come without a grain of salt and some smex.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Until The Day I Die by theceruleanstar reviews
Cartman and Kyle would never admit that they could feel anything but hatred for each other. Will it take a near-death experience to bring them together? CartmanxKyle Slash. Rated T for language and because it is South Park, after all.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,327 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Understand by icypinkpop reviews
Stan goes over to Kyle's house for a visit. Stan/Kyle friendship fic. Cartman/Kyle references included. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
A Cold Winter Evening by TripleS-18 reviews
KyleXCartman. Cartman goes to Kyle's home to seek warmth from the cold. Eventually this ensues Cartman to bother Kyle more often. But why? R&R Rated T for strong language, some violence and mild sexual content.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
To Hear Your Voice by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. Slash. KyleCartman. Kyle's POV. 'He was always doing this. He knew that I knew that he knew he was always trying to beat me, and I trying to beat him. It was a game. Constantly.' PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,946 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
All I Ever Wanted by Ame no Chikara reviews
[Slash] The summer they were fourteen Kyle would never forget... it had been the first time he fell in love, the first time he was taken advantage of, and the first time he had something stolen from him... Now, at 17, everything else falls apart...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
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Loving the enemy reviews
Kyle woke up with a headache and chest full of regret.That was a crazy party. But something happened last night that He wish he could take back, But he cant. Things will never be the same.StanXKyle/CartmanXKyle M Sexual cont.Drink/drug/language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Cartoon Wars Meet reviews
Kyle,Stan and Kenny are phycked when they find out they get to meet the real "Griffins" of the Tv Show 'Family guy' Cartman on the other hand is less then thrilled./ Producers set up a drawing, whoever wins gets to spend the weekend with the griffin
Crossover - South Park & Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2009
Seceret needs reviews
CartmanXButters "He's just an asshole, he picks on me, is mean to me, I'm nice to him and he still treats me like crap. I should hate him.. But I cant" I always have loved Eric, Always will. I know he'll never know, Or EVER could feel the same.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Eric Cartman, Butters S.
Falling from Grace reviews
Cartman Gets a StepFather, who later becomes verbally and physically abbusive to both him and his mom. Cartman has a hard time dealing with it, and starts going down the wrong road in his life, Can Kyle Save him before its too late?CartmanXKyle SLASH
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 200,343 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
And he said I love you reviews
Kyle has always had a place in his heart for Cartman, He was really was in love with him. But he moved on, decideing Cartman would never feel the same. He came out, Stan did too.They fell in love But cartman now realizes he's in love with kyle too.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,399 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Truth about Cartman reviews
Kyle has always loved Cartman. He goes to The scientist Dr. Alphonse Mephisto to remove his feelings for him..But then it backfires. KyleXCartman .. Please review :
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman