Esme Plutonian
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Joined 11-17-08, id: 1745313, Profile Updated: 02-20-13
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries.

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"We accept the love we think we deserve." -Stephen Chbosky


New Year's Eve with the Cullens

Dresses

Remember Me

Chapter 5

Bamboo Fan in the Gazebo

The Gazebo

Chapter 6

Bella's Journal: Just a regular composition notebook

Chapter 7

Bella's Blue Sweater (Believe it or not, the store calls the color 'Bella Blue'.)

Chapter 8

The faucets in the Cullen bathrooms

Esme's hand made dining chairs

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Winter Storm by Lindalookgotwilightlove reviews
On a Tuesday night, a blizzard arises in Forks, and Bella has to sleep over at the Cullens. Alice tortures her. Emmett teases her. Started out as a one-shot. Sometimes hilarious if I'm hyper. Slightly OOC. Especially Emmett, he's funnier than usual.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Bella, Edward
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5892 - Favs: 6,190 - Follows: 4,851 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When VeganElla Met NakedWard by Lemon Muffins reviews
Bella is a vegan and an activist in the extreme. When she climbs into a stranger's window to escape an opposing viewpoint, who knows what sparks will fly? Rated M for language and implied sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The joys of mindreading by beckysparkles reviews
Edward' s mind reading is a brilliant talent when he is using it to his advantage, but some times well it can have hillarius consequenses, a short little story which I hope makes you smile x
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High so high by Golden Vampire Eyes reviews
Emmett is naughty doing something he shouldn't. Rated for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Half Werewolf, Quarter Vampire by DeadAccount80 reviews
Follow the love, lies and life of Jacob and Nessie's twins, Rachel & Edward. The Volturi's involvment? Hiding a great power and fighting the struggle of their transformations and imprints, their life is never dull, but they just wish it was. DEAD! ...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Seth, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8052 - Favs: 3,808 - Follows: 3,156 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Skipped on French, Landed on Felt by nosredna reviews
Me,never-been-kissed Bella Swan, have gotten accidently felt up by the school's god, Edward Cullen. If that's not weird enough, he didn't even mean to! Need I say more? AH BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
Twilight Conversations by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Trumped into Bed by gallantcorkscrews reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
We Are Not Alone by ShellyHale reviews
What happens when you cram six of the worst kids of Fork's High into the school's library for Saturday Detention? They all are different from one another. Some better than others.But they'll discover they aren't so different after all. ExB AxJ RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,977 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward and Bella meet under the mistletoe…at Santa’s workshop. B/E A short Santa friendly one-shot that I thought y’all might enjoy for the holidays. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas Wish by Corvis Greenleaf reviews
Written for the Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Challenge. Co-written with Perpetual Lurker. What do you get a vampire that you don't know all that well? AU/OOC BxE, mwahaha.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Holiday Spirit by ashehole reviews
Collaborated with Lemon Muffins. Bella's got a way with holiday spirit. ;D BxE, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,199 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cut Me Down by arysani reviews
AU, New Moon and forward. Werewolves, people who can't make decisions, and things that aren't well-planned make Alice's vision fuzzy. What if Edward didn't come back? What happens to Bella in the wake of the greatest love of her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella - Complete
The Games We Play by Isabel0329 reviews
When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 221 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rock and A Hard Place by Dance or die reviews
Takes place in Breaking Dawn. A humorous seen from Edward’s and Bella’s honeymoon. One shot… Please Review! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Twilight Series the condensed version by EdWaRd CuLLeN LuVs Me BeSt reviews
This is the Twilight Series..almost..but still just as awsome.This hysterical,oneshot will hit the funny bone of many twilight/edward fans.imagine the twilight series without all those other words to distract you from edward cullen/jacob black/bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Debris by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward has a most unlikely fantasy fulfilled after Bella gets dirt inside the Volvo after a well-planned hike. Rated M cause I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Birthday Massacre by Starlight Disaster reviews
Jasper loses control on Bella's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Making Evidence by Won'tSayI'mInLove reviews
Picks up in the middle of Twilight, when Edward says "Alice had a little too much fun fabricating evidence." INSERT MY FF THERE! This is just like, what she was doing and the other people's reactions. It's funny, kinda. Possible onshot, depends. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008
PETA Bread by Robyn-Enjolras reviews
Emmett accidentally signs the Cullens up to join PETA and the ASPCA. How will the rest react and what will they do at the meetings? R&R, pweasies! : No flames.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2008
Seven Deadly Sins: Twilight Style by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Which of the Twilight characters are guilty of the seven deadly sins? Funny&Random Read and Review please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Scarier than a Family of Vampires by Shelby Rae reviews
What happens when Bella is faced with a life threating disease? Read and Review! BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,006 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
A Little Priest by theenvylover reviews
Edward and Alice joke about just letting go and feasting one the city. my 20th story! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Sizzle by KismetHappens reviews
Bella's annoyed that Jake keeps falling asleep on her and decides to do something about it. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Fresh Blood by BellyGnomes reviews
Taking off where New Moon ended. Bella and Edward explore their physical relationship while outside forces attempt to pull them apart. Sex, Comedy, Drama, Romance, and Adventure all mixed into one titillating story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,616 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
Thriller by theenvylover reviews
Bella flips through the channels at Edward's house and finds what she least expected
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Bella Gets Hiccups by theenvylover reviews
What happens when Bella gets the hiccups at the Cullen household?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
It's Not Your Fault by Kaitipoola reviews
Jasper and Edward's conversation after Jasper 'takes a snap' at Bella. Jasper's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
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Remember Me reviews
Emmett kidnaps Bella and brings her skydiving because he doesn't think she has enough fun, but Bella hits her head on the fall and loses her memory. Will Edward have to win her love all over? Set after Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,292 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 1/11/2009
Living Dead and Night Dwellers reviews
A Southern Vampire Series and Twilight crossover. Seth goes to Louisiana when vampires out themselves to the public with the invention of synthetic blood. He expects to meet more supernaturals, but he gets more than he bargained for in little Bon Temps.
Crossover - Twilight & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/14/2009
Streptococcal Sore Throat reviews
Fluffy. Bella gets sick and Edward takes care of her, but then her sore throat gets a little more serious when Carlisle examines her thoroughly. Who knew losing your tonsils could be so much fun? Set before Eclipse. 'T' for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
New Year's Eve with the Cullens reviews
Oneshot in honor of the New Year. Alice rents out a park in Seattle and throws the biggest party of the year. Fluffy and fun, a little humor. Enjoy, and please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete