Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, X-Men: The Movie, Moulin Rouge, Dracula 2000, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Phantom of the Opera.
i like nachos.
i hate clowns.
seeing as how thats pretty much all my info, TA DA!!
Na, I got more:
I'm obsessed with Heath Ledger movies and have bought two MASSIVE Dark Knight posters, plus drawn a bunch of pictures from the Dark Knight, Brothers Grimm and covered one of my walls. My friend gave me a book called HEATH LEDGER: HOLLYWOOD'S DARK STAR for my birthday and, without waring, i hugged her and said, 'I LOVE YOU!!'
which made her freak out because I don't hug people (well, I'm forever trying to get a hug off my best friend, she hugs everyone but me and knows I'm jealous).
I want to be an actor. I love making people laugh.
I also happen to be obsessed with all the Batman movies (THE DARK KNIGHT is thine favorite). I love them, I reckon Micheal Keaton was the best Batman, then Christian Bale. Val Kilmer and George Clooney sucked.
One of very many favorite phrases: I'm in a car with the people I've wanted to kill over the last five years. It's like Batman going to Arkham Asylum, unarmed, half unconscious and needing to pee really badly.
I love Coldplay, The Cure, Silverchair, The Killers, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, any JUNO songs, Phantom of the Opera, Sweeney Todd, Moulin Rouge... yeah.
I LOVE THE IDEA OF HOWARD AND VINCE BEING A COUPLE!! And, yes, I love The Mighty Boosh.
I love Johnny Depp's singing voice and I love Tim Burton movies.
TERRY GILLIAM, however, is PURE AWESOME-NESS.
(me seeing Terry Gilliam) Me: My God! The pure AWESOME-NESS!
MY FAV PEEPS: Heath Ledger (RIP such a cutie), Johnny Depp (the man can sing), Gerard Butler (the man can ALSO sing - really well), Ewan McGregor (another cute singing acting guy... yeah), Jake Gyllenhaal (pronounced Yllenhoolihay) and Ellen Page (finally, a girl - JEEZ, Banana, shut your frickin GOB, okay?)
Current obsessions: Tony, from The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, The Joker, Kimya Dawson (Tree Hugger), Ten Things I Hate About You, 'If You Keep Losing Sleep' by Silverchair, 'God Put A Smile Upon Your Face' by Coldplay, Timeline, Monty Python and running down my street yelling 'THE PHAAAAAAANNNNTOM OF THE OPERA IS THEEEERRREEE - INSIDE YOUR MIND!!'
My friend Tintin and me get into really random fights. About two years ago, we were looking at a poster of Sweeney Todd and I said, 'That looks pretty cool. How does Johnny Depp look so different?'
'Well, in Pirates of the Caribbean -'
'That's not Johnny Depp.'
'That's Heath Ledger.'
'Tintin, it's Johnny Depp, it says so right there -'
'It's Heath Ledger.'
'No, it's not -'
'IT'S HEATH LEDGER!!'
That was our conversation.
i find it highly annoying when people in movies are brothers or sisters and they don't look anything like each other, even though everyone tells me, yeah, they're not RELATED.
But there's alotta potential for... aggressive exspansion -
I'm a Batman freak, so sue me. Actually, I have realised saying that lately doesn't work: my friend Richard is 'suing' me. And also I can't sing Coldplay in front of him. Dang it!
A BOOK I REALLY LOVE:
All-American Girl, by Meg Cabot. Just because the main character Sam and her best friend Catherine sound like me and Hilary:
Sam is forever drawing pictures of Catherine and 'that guy from The Patriot'... AKA Heath Ledger.
And there's a lot more, but I just love these parts:
1. 'I thought you weren't allowed to draw celebrities anymore,' Catherine said.
'I can still draw celebrities,' I said, raising my voice to be heard over Manet's hoarse barking. 'I just can't charge people for them.'
'Oh.' Catherine considered this. Then she asked, in a pleading tone, 'Then would you PLEASE draw Heath for me? Just one more? I promise I'll never ask again.'
2. 'Sam,' Catherine said, still in that same small voice. 'I met a boy.'
I nearly dropped the phone. 'You what? You met a what?'
'A boy,' Catherine said, really fast, like if she didn't get it all out at once, she'd never say it. 'You don't know him. He doesn't go to Adams. He goes to Phillips Academy. His name is Paul. My parents know his parents from church. He's always at Beltway Billards when my brothers and I are there. He's really nice. He has a high score on Death Storm.'
I guess I was in shock or something, since all I could think of to say was, 'But... what about Heath?'
'Sam, I have to face reality about Heath,' Catherine said, sounding braver than I'd ever heard her. 'Even if I ever did get to meet him, no way is he going to go out with a high school girl. Besides, most of the time he lives in Australia. When am I ever going to be in Australia? My mom and dad barely even let me go to the mall by myself!'
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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QUOTES TO LIVE BY:
1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE.
4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler
5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
8.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
9.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown
10.) “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown
11.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown
12.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
13.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
14.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
15.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
16.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head
17.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
18.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
19.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
20.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
21.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...
22.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
23.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
24.) Guns don't kill people. I do.
25.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
26.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.
27.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
28.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
29.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
30.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
31.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
32.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.
33.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
34.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
35.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
36.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
37.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
38.) Did you just call me a bch? Because a bch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
39.) So, you're a cannibal.
40.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
41.) AV is Addicted to Vampires
42.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
43.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
44.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
45.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
46.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
47.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again
48.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke
49.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
50.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
51.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
52.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.
53.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.
54.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
55.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
56.) A day without sunshine is like... night.
57.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
58.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
59.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
60.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
61.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
62.) I do what cheerios tell me.
63.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
64.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (haha just like Edward Cullen!! )
65.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
66.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
67.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...
68.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
69.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.
70.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.
71.) Heath Ledger is a god. Religion: Heathology.
FAMOUS PEOPLE THAT LIVE IN MY HOUSE: Brad Pitt is underneath a bed, constantly worrying Angelina will find him, Johnny Depp is sharing a closet with Captain Jack Sparrow and an irritated Sweeney Todd who loves to sing and gets Hilary involved, Sir William Thatcher lives in the attic with a couple of Roman soldiers and the Monty Python rabbit and Matt Damon appears in my brother's bathroom every time we turn the light off. How COOL would that BE?!
Mine and Hilary's situtation.
Me: GAH! Matt, get OUT of the BATHROOM!!
Damon (standing in shower): turn the LIGHT ON! I'm getting SO PISSED OFF of just SHOWING UP HERE.
Me: But I can't waste power!
Brad: Oh, God, she's coming. I can tell.
Sparrow: You all right mate?
William (from roof): GUYS? The rabbit's gone.
Todd: Hilary! Let us sing! (launches into PHANTOM OF THE OPERA)
Everyone screams again.
Johnny Depp: Why am I still here?
:) I love my life.
THIS IS SOMETHING MY FRIEND'S TINTIN AND ALEX SAID:
'Hey, where's Indra?' -Alex.
'Wouldn't YOU like to know?' - Olivia.
'Uh, yeah. That's why he asked you.' Tintin.
This is all from the profile of " No1butjoe"
The sky is not the limit. They proved that when people set foot on the moon.
Boyfriends stab you in the heart, best friends stab you in the back, but true friends don't carry knives.
The worst thing about getting lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth.
Anger is like a balloon. Keep it in for too long and it pops. Then it leaves you to clean up all the mess.
People say love is magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words will shatter my soul.
Don't let him take you higher with his words, cause the higher you are, the harder you fall, and trust me, you always fall.
Saying you can still be friends is like your mom saying you can keep your dead dog.
I can forgive you but I can never forget and I hope you know that you lost my respect.
A good friend knows what is the matter with you in one minute, although they may not seem like a good friend after telling.
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, then does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
Man has to suffer, it's the only way they learn.
Someone who always gets what they want, will lose everything in the end.
No one can ever truly forget, they just misplaced the memory.
You can never get rid of your nightmares. If you do, it's like taking away your courage.
Love is eternal, as is hate, but it's better to think of the positive than the negative.
Friends will say, "You deserved better." Best friends will call him and say, "You will die in seven days."
"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a fork!"
Of all the things I've lost...I miss my mind the most.
Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible." never tried to slam a revolving door.
Don't follow me...I'm lost too.
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
Warning: Dates in calender are closer than they appear,
This is from "No1butjoe"
A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying, "Let's do it again!"
This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run away from Bob.
I'm Jealous Of Every Girl Who Even Hugged You,
Meeting You Was Fate,
The Worst Way To Miss Someone Is To
A heart is not a play thing,
They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart
Guys are like stars, there are millions of them,
If you jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't.
I'm so sick of crying, so sick of trying.
I'm sorry about never trusting you.
What I'm trying to get through is that
God made mud, God made dirt. God made boys so girls can flirt.
When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you.
Somewhere, there's someone
-- all this stuff is all lovey dovey but what the hell, i think it's cute -- SUUUUUUUCH A SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP! --
I don't obsess, I think intensely.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.
My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
I used to have super powers... But my therapist took them away.
Therapist = the/rapist. . . . a scary thought...
Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.
Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!
I don't care about what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you're doing it.
What is this "kindness" you speak of?
Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.
The early bird catches the worm, on the other hand, the early worm get's eaten.
I love you is eight letters. So is bullshit.
I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Always remember your unique. Just like everyone else.
Damn it!! Shut up and tell me already!!
- Ooh, I LOVE THESE THINGS
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
58 THINGS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS
1. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.
3. House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
4. Staring a betting pool on the fate of this years DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
5. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”.
6. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
7. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha.
8. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
9. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
10. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
11. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
12. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I
13. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
14. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
15. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.
16. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I
17. I will not say the phrase “Dude, get a life.” to Lord Voldemort.
18. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
19. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts.
20. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force”.
21. Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster”, not “My Liege”.
22. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.
23. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
24. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
25. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
26. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
27. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
28. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what
29. “OMGWTF” is not a spell.
30. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
31. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
32. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.
33. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
34. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
35. I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches. (mmbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!)
36. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
37. I will not douse Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to
38. I will not yell “Believe it… or not!” after any of Dumbledore’s speeches.
39. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
40. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.
41. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
42. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
43. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
44. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.
45. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.
46. I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways.
47. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
48. I will not teach the first years to play “The Penis Game” in the Great Hall during dinner.
49. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.
50. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.
51. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
52. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
53. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.
54. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriote career choice.
55. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.
56. It is not necessary to yell “Burn!” everytime Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
57. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout “I have the power!”
58. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged
Okay, Dark Ride: complete (YEAH!) Maximum Ride mixed with Iron Man and the Dark Knight (Tony Stark is her father and she's rapidly falling in love with the Joker). 'What the hell is going on?' IS CORRECT! I liked it though, twas defintately fun to write and thank you for the kind reviews ;D
The Opera's Playwriter: Complete. Moulin Rouge crossed over with POTO. Slashynessness.
Spooferine. :D lawl
Blood of My Blood? Just Freakin' Peachy: most definately in progress...
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