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Joined 11-17-08, id: 1745354, Profile Updated: 02-05-11
Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, X-Men: The Movie, Moulin Rouge, Dracula 2000, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Phantom of the Opera.

i like nachos.

i hate clowns.

seeing as how thats pretty much all my info, TA DA!!

Na, I got more:

I'm obsessed with Heath Ledger movies and have bought two MASSIVE Dark Knight posters, plus drawn a bunch of pictures from the Dark Knight, Brothers Grimm and covered one of my walls. My friend gave me a book called HEATH LEDGER: HOLLYWOOD'S DARK STAR for my birthday and, without waring, i hugged her and said, 'I LOVE YOU!!'

which made her freak out because I don't hug people (well, I'm forever trying to get a hug off my best friend, she hugs everyone but me and knows I'm jealous).

I want to be an actor. I love making people laugh.

I also happen to be obsessed with all the Batman movies (THE DARK KNIGHT is thine favorite). I love them, I reckon Micheal Keaton was the best Batman, then Christian Bale. Val Kilmer and George Clooney sucked.

One of very many favorite phrases: I'm in a car with the people I've wanted to kill over the last five years. It's like Batman going to Arkham Asylum, unarmed, half unconscious and needing to pee really badly.

I love Coldplay, The Cure, Silverchair, The Killers, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, any JUNO songs, Phantom of the Opera, Sweeney Todd, Moulin Rouge... yeah.

I LOVE THE IDEA OF HOWARD AND VINCE BEING A COUPLE!! And, yes, I love The Mighty Boosh.

I love Johnny Depp's singing voice and I love Tim Burton movies.

TERRY GILLIAM, however, is PURE AWESOME-NESS.

(me seeing Terry Gilliam) Me: My God! The pure AWESOME-NESS!

MY FAV PEEPS: Heath Ledger (RIP such a cutie), Johnny Depp (the man can sing), Gerard Butler (the man can ALSO sing - really well), Ewan McGregor (another cute singing acting guy... yeah), Jake Gyllenhaal (pronounced Yllenhoolihay) and Ellen Page (finally, a girl - JEEZ, Banana, shut your frickin GOB, okay?)

Current obsessions: Tony, from The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, The Joker, Kimya Dawson (Tree Hugger), Ten Things I Hate About You, 'If You Keep Losing Sleep' by Silverchair, 'God Put A Smile Upon Your Face' by Coldplay, Timeline, Monty Python and running down my street yelling 'THE PHAAAAAAANNNNTOM OF THE OPERA IS THEEEERRREEE - INSIDE YOUR MIND!!'

My friend Tintin and me get into really random fights. About two years ago, we were looking at a poster of Sweeney Todd and I said, 'That looks pretty cool. How does Johnny Depp look so different?'

'What?'

'Well, in Pirates of the Caribbean -'

'That's not Johnny Depp.'

'What?'

'That's Heath Ledger.'

'Tintin, it's Johnny Depp, it says so right there -'

'It's Heath Ledger.'

'No, it's not -'

'IT'S HEATH LEDGER!!'

That was our conversation.

i find it highly annoying when people in movies are brothers or sisters and they don't look anything like each other, even though everyone tells me, yeah, they're not RELATED.

But there's alotta potential for... aggressive exspansion -

I'm a Batman freak, so sue me. Actually, I have realised saying that lately doesn't work: my friend Richard is 'suing' me. And also I can't sing Coldplay in front of him. Dang it!

A BOOK I REALLY LOVE:

All-American Girl, by Meg Cabot. Just because the main character Sam and her best friend Catherine sound like me and Hilary:

Sam is forever drawing pictures of Catherine and 'that guy from The Patriot'... AKA Heath Ledger.

And there's a lot more, but I just love these parts:

1. 'I thought you weren't allowed to draw celebrities anymore,' Catherine said.

'I can still draw celebrities,' I said, raising my voice to be heard over Manet's hoarse barking. 'I just can't charge people for them.'

'Oh.' Catherine considered this. Then she asked, in a pleading tone, 'Then would you PLEASE draw Heath for me? Just one more? I promise I'll never ask again.'

2. 'Sam,' Catherine said, still in that same small voice. 'I met a boy.'

I nearly dropped the phone. 'You what? You met a what?'

'A boy,' Catherine said, really fast, like if she didn't get it all out at once, she'd never say it. 'You don't know him. He doesn't go to Adams. He goes to Phillips Academy. His name is Paul. My parents know his parents from church. He's always at Beltway Billards when my brothers and I are there. He's really nice. He has a high score on Death Storm.'

I guess I was in shock or something, since all I could think of to say was, 'But... what about Heath?'

'Sam, I have to face reality about Heath,' Catherine said, sounding braver than I'd ever heard her. 'Even if I ever did get to meet him, no way is he going to go out with a high school girl. Besides, most of the time he lives in Australia. When am I ever going to be in Australia? My mom and dad barely even let me go to the mall by myself!'

RIP

COPY AND PASTE FUN.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!

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If you get strange, out-of-the-blue feelings that a movie character is watching you, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you see The Joker everywhere and hear his laugh during the day put this in your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

QUOTES TO LIVE BY:

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE.

4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

8.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

9.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

10.) “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

11.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown

12.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

13.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

14.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

15.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

16.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

17.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

18.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

19.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

20.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

21.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

22.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

23.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

24.) Guns don't kill people. I do.

25.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

26.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

27.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

28.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

29.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

30.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

31.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

32.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

33.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

34.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

35.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

36.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

37.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

38.) Did you just call me a bch? Because a bch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

39.) So, you're a cannibal.

40.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

41.) AV is Addicted to Vampires

42.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

43.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

44.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

45.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

46.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

47.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

48.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke

49.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

50.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

51.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

52.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.

53.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.

54.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

55.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

56.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

57.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

58.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

59.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

60.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

61.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

62.) I do what cheerios tell me.

63.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

64.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (haha just like Edward Cullen!! )

65.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

66.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

67.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

68.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

69.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

70.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

71.) Heath Ledger is a god. Religion: Heathology.

FAMOUS PEOPLE THAT LIVE IN MY HOUSE: Brad Pitt is underneath a bed, constantly worrying Angelina will find him, Johnny Depp is sharing a closet with Captain Jack Sparrow and an irritated Sweeney Todd who loves to sing and gets Hilary involved, Sir William Thatcher lives in the attic with a couple of Roman soldiers and the Monty Python rabbit and Matt Damon appears in my brother's bathroom every time we turn the light off. How COOL would that BE?!

Mine and Hilary's situtation.

Me: GAH! Matt, get OUT of the BATHROOM!!

Damon (standing in shower): turn the LIGHT ON! I'm getting SO PISSED OFF of just SHOWING UP HERE.

Me: But I can't waste power!

Brad: Oh, God, she's coming. I can tell.

Sparrow: You all right mate?

William (from roof): GUYS? The rabbit's gone.

Everyone screams.

Todd: Hilary! Let us sing! (launches into PHANTOM OF THE OPERA)

Everyone screams again.

Johnny Depp: Why am I still here?

:) I love my life.

THIS IS SOMETHING MY FRIEND'S TINTIN AND ALEX SAID:

'Hey, where's Indra?' -Alex.

'Wouldn't YOU like to know?' - Olivia.

'Uh, yeah. That's why he asked you.' Tintin.

This is all from the profile of " No1butjoe"

The sky is not the limit. They proved that when people set foot on the moon.

Boyfriends stab you in the heart, best friends stab you in the back, but true friends don't carry knives.

The worst thing about getting lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth.

Anger is like a balloon. Keep it in for too long and it pops. Then it leaves you to clean up all the mess.

People say love is magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words will shatter my soul.

Don't let him take you higher with his words, cause the higher you are, the harder you fall, and trust me, you always fall.

Saying you can still be friends is like your mom saying you can keep your dead dog.

I can forgive you but I can never forget and I hope you know that you lost my respect.

A good friend knows what is the matter with you in one minute, although they may not seem like a good friend after telling.

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, then does absolute powerlessness make you pure?

Man has to suffer, it's the only way they learn.

Someone who always gets what they want, will lose everything in the end.

No one can ever truly forget, they just misplaced the memory.

You can never get rid of your nightmares. If you do, it's like taking away your courage.

Love is eternal, as is hate, but it's better to think of the positive than the negative.

Friends will say, "You deserved better." Best friends will call him and say, "You will die in seven days."

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a fork!"

Of all the things I've lost...I miss my mind the most.

Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible." never tried to slam a revolving door.

Don't follow me...I'm lost too.

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

Warning: Dates in calender are closer than they appear,

This is from "No1butjoe"

A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying, "Let's do it again!"

This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run away from Bob.

Love Quotes:

I'm Jealous Of Every Girl Who Even Hugged You,
Because In That Moment They Held My World

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

Meeting You Was Fate,
Becoming Your Friend Was My Choice,
But Falling In Love With You Was Beyond My Control!

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

The Worst Way To Miss Someone Is To
Be Sitting Right Beside Them Knowing You Can't Have Them

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

A heart is not a play thing,
a heart is not a toy.
But if you want it broken,
just give it to a boy.

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them,
but then an entire life to forget them.

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart
you can't speak from your mouth.

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

Guys are like stars, there are millions of them,
but only one makes your dreams come true.

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

If you jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't.
I'd be at the bottom waiting to catch you.

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

I'm so sick of crying, so sick of trying.
I know I'm smiling, but inside I am dying

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

Your Perfect:
...Because everything you do
Makes me smile.
...Because every second spent with you
Is worthwhile
...Because when you laugh at me
I laugh too
...Because everyone else can see
That I'm devoted to you
...Because I love your eyes
And the way they shine
...Because you don't tell lies
And you're so cute when you whine
...Because when you get mad
You can't hide it
...Because even when you're sad
I can't find
...Because the way you hold me
Sends shivers down my spine
...Because your spirits so free
And your so damn fine
...Because I never stop thinking about you
It's just not fair
...Because you're so perfect
And no one else can compare

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

I'm sorry about never trusting you.
I'm sorry for always hurting your feelings.
I'm sorry I can't be who you want me to be.
I'm sorry I can't be perfect.
I'm sorry for our past experiences.
I'm sorry I'm not your dream girl.

What I'm trying to get through is that
I'm sorry I can't be good enough to be with you

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

God made mud, God made dirt. God made boys so girls can flirt.

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you.
When I first talked to you I was afraid to like you.
When I first liked you I was afraid to love you.
Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you!

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

Somewhere, there's someone
who dreams of your smile
And finds in your presence,
that life is worthwhile.
So, when you're lonely,
remember it's true.

-- all this stuff is all lovey dovey but what the hell, i think it's cute -- SUUUUUUUCH A SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP! --

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

I used to have super powers... But my therapist took them away.

Therapist = the/rapist. . . . a scary thought...

Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!

I don't care about what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you're doing it.

Define 'normal'.

What is this "kindness" you speak of?

Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.

The early bird catches the worm, on the other hand, the early worm get's eaten.

I love you is eight letters. So is bullshit.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Always remember your unique. Just like everyone else.

Damn it!! Shut up and tell me already!!

- Ooh, I LOVE THESE THINGS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "We should totally do that again."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

58 THINGS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS

1. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.

3. House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

4. Staring a betting pool on the fate of this years DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

5. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”.

6. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

7. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha.

8. I do not weigh the same as a duck.

9. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

10. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

11. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.

12. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I
should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the
result would be.

13. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

14. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.

15. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.

16. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I
will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can be only ONE!”.

17. I will not say the phrase “Dude, get a life.” to Lord Voldemort.

18. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.

19. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts.
And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.

20. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force”.

21. Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster”, not “My Liege”.

22. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.

23. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.

24. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

25. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.

26. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

27. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

28. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what
happens.

29. “OMGWTF” is not a spell.

30. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

31. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

32. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.

33. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.

34. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

35. I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches. (mmbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!)

36. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

37. I will not douse Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to
see if he will become visible wearing it and standing near the fire in
the common room.

38. I will not yell “Believe it… or not!” after any of Dumbledore’s speeches.

39. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.

40. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.

41. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

42. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

43. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

44. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.

45. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.

46. I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways.

47. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

48. I will not teach the first years to play “The Penis Game” in the Great Hall during dinner.

49. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.

50. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.

51. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

52. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

53. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.

54. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriote career choice.

55. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.

56. It is not necessary to yell “Burn!” everytime Snape takes points from Gryffindor.

57. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout “I have the power!”

58. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged
him to a duel and then have students yell “Ni” from various directions.

Fanfic-majicks...

Okay, Dark Ride: complete (YEAH!) Maximum Ride mixed with Iron Man and the Dark Knight (Tony Stark is her father and she's rapidly falling in love with the Joker). 'What the hell is going on?' IS CORRECT! I liked it though, twas defintately fun to write and thank you for the kind reviews ;D

The Opera's Playwriter: Complete. Moulin Rouge crossed over with POTO. Slashynessness.

Spooferine. :D lawl

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Trouble Is A Friend by The Wriiter reviews
I would be lying if I said I wasn't afraid of him. I was, and he knew I was. Being married to Calvin Candie was like walking on broken glass your whole life. One misstep and you're in deep trouble. Really deep trouble. Calvin/OC.
Django Unchained - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,846 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Calvin C., OC
Natural Selection by j-hambys reviews
Post Tasm AU: Spider-man has fallen. The Lizard holds George Stacy captive in Oscorp Tower and Gwen will stop at nothing to save her father. But what price is she willing to pay in order to get him back? Movie-Verse. Curt/Gwen.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,601 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Curt C./Lizard, Gwen S.
Diamond in the Ruff by Draygen reviews
Alexia is back with the more action then before. And this time nothing seems to make since. With Ardeth and Alexia on the outs and Ihmotep trying to find a way to prove his love, can Alexia keep herself sane long enough to help Rick and Evy save Alex?
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,307 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Ardeth B., Imhotep
Stowaway by Cerulean Pen reviews
Ian Malcolm's oldest child, Misty, stows away on the helicopter that will go to Jurassic Park, and he has no other option but to let her stay. Misty's entire point-of-view on dinosaurs will change when she fights for her own life and that of the Murphys. Being rewritten under the title of "Out of the Mist".
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,579 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 6/18/2011
A Sweet Craving by yellowspotlight89 reviews
Calvin doesn't expect her to melt the very stripes off him, but alas, Yvette Belisle is making a very sticky-sweet mess of his heart. Billy was just the delivery boy, but things get complicated when delivery boys get attached to their shipment. Yvette tried to keep low, but finds herself caught -body and heart- between a good ole Southern tug-o-war... Master & Slave; Love Triangle.
Django Unchained - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,652 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Calvin C., Billy C.
Forever Mine by TheExperimenter10 reviews
"He was crippled, even when I met him. Well, crippled isn't the right word, that's just what everyone else called him. He was crippled and had glasses, and was into science, a bully's dream, even in University." Allison Karter tells her story of her relationship with Aldrich Killian. Two best friends. Lovers. Co-Workers. Killian/OC. T for language and sexuality COMPLETE! Please R&R
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,962 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Aldrich Killian - Complete
C'est la Mort by Mister Grinch reviews
Calvin Candie has a tumultuous love-hate relationship with one of his rebellious slaves. Reuploaded!
Django Unchained - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,908 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Calvin C.
Prisoner's Dilemma by 4thespada-ulquiorra reviews
When Loki falls to Earth Tony's there to find him, and seeing only an injured stranger takes him in with no thoughts for the consequences. As it turns out, a pet god is a big responsibility. Written before viewing the movie.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 214,851 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Traveler by Swedishgoat reviews
King and Django come across Mona, a strong-willed woman who gives them shelter during their partnership in the winter. King is captivated by this fellow European, but neither of them are perfect. A western tale of how scary commitment can be to some, and how adventure is a constant need for others. Schultz /OC. Rating will possibly change in the future.
Django Unchained - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,660 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Dr. Schultz
A Certain Charm by ellieret reviews
Caroline Hamilton was sure Ms. Lara wasn't as upset about her husband's death as her mother thought. Thefore, she was sure, the whole point of 'repeating' her charm lessons with the widow, to cheer her up, was useless. Yet, she'd heard of Calvin Candie, and she highly doubted upsetting his sister was a good idea. But—oh—was the man charming...
Django Unchained - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Calvin C.
One Touch by DeathTrapDaisy reviews
Tony/Loki FrosIron. Loki didn't realize he had been starved nearly to death of simple touch, until Mr. Stark shows him. Loki is super deprived of affection and doesn't know it until he feels it. slash. Movie!Verse
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,340 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Bring On The Night by Witty Nickname reviews
The poison of his blood runs dormant through my mother's veins, but not through mine. The soul of Dracula no longer flickers in his ashes, it rests beside mine. I will keep him forever contained. Crossover: Sky High, Dracula 2000, with tiny bits of X-Men.
Crossover - Dracula 2000 & Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,240 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Dracula, OC, Warren P.
Unforeseen Attraction by Lemonzest023 reviews
Loki takes pleasure in annoying Tony Stark whenever he can. Things change suddenly, however, when he realizes he needs the man's help after a traumatic event leaves him desperate. Takes place in the months following The Avengers. FrostIron
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,314 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Dal Niente by Ellie13x reviews
When D.G. Cohen moved from Gotham to Georgia, she expected her senior year to be boring. She never expected to be in a battle with the popular crowd and find her only solace in a quiet boy obsessed with fear. Part one of a series. Crane/OC. Now complete.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,834 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - J. Crane - Complete
Redemption by Kipli reviews
TONY/LOKI. Set just after the film. Loki is banished from Asgard and stripped of his powers as punishment for his actions against Midgard. However even if Stark accepts being Loki's steward, can he manage to keep him safe from the Chitauri? SLASH NC-17
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,629 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Delicate by Savva reviews
To all those brilliant mathematicians, physicists and other scientists out there, who are almost always eccentric and sometimes just downright weird, but never the lesser men. Hermione Granger/Xenophilius Lovegood. EWE. AU. Romance
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Hermione G., Xenophilius L.] - Complete
Of Spiders and Webs by CattusUmbra reviews
What happened between the time Loki was captured and his departure with Thor? Someone had to guard him, and the delightful task fell to none other than the Black Widow. WARNING: Content may be triggering for some readers. DubCon/Rape
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Performance Issues by izzabella11 reviews
Tony has an unexpected problem in bed. Things only get worse from there... Tony/Loki oneshot
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Killer Legs by murdur reviews
Natasha's body is her greatest weapon but something unexpected happens when she finally gets the chance to wrap her killer legs around the neck of the God of Mischief. Smut. Written before the movie. Loki x Natasha
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/1/2012 - [Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R.]
You're On The Guest List by Red Stockings reviews
Respectable Oxford professor by day, party extraordinaire at the weekend. Charles has denied his powers for so long, that they are ready to implode. With Erik's help he must find himself, before he slips into Shaw's clutches. AU Cherik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,436 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Hilt in Hand by BlueBastard reviews
Dastan never backs down from a fight, so what has him running from the older Garsiv? The stronger Prince does not take well to this unusual show of cowardice. Dastan is no coward, so Garsiv intends to find answers, no matter the cost. M/M Garstiv/Dastan
Prince of Persia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Garsiv, Dastan - Complete
Being put in your place by EmbersSpark reviews
Loki dishes out some punishment to Tony for bad behavior. You can see where this is going. M for a reason, Slash.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki - Complete
To Survive by roxamarly reviews
Before X-men:First Class. Erik s life after the concentration camp. He s finally free, yet he still can escape neither his memories nor Herr Doktor. onesided Shaw/Erik later on. References to torture, non-con and overall awful things
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Sebastian S.
Aches and Pains by sdrawkcabemdaer5 reviews
X-Men: First Class. Constantly using his powers leaves Charles with a debilitating headache. Erik takes care of him. Erik/Charles, pre-slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
NotQuite Brotherly Love by Slow Walker reviews
ONESHOT. Slash Charles Xavier/Erik Lensherr. Charles is a pushy bottom and Erik needs to take control. Definite M rating for delicious sexin'.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
A Selfish Man by Angelwarrior1 reviews
He spots the cute brunet across the room and instantly thinks of how to attain him.He meets the brunet again and thinks of how beautiful his eyes are,Tony Stark was a selfish man,but Peter Parker was just fine with that.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 7/26/2008 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, A. E. Stark/Tony] - Complete
The 5 Step Plan by Angelwarrior1 reviews
Tony Stark is always a man with a plan. Therefore, when he has to prove to Peter that he truly does love him, he comes up with a plan. That only has 5 steps. Tony/Peter. Slash. Movieverse.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,241 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, A. E. Stark/Tony] - Complete
In the Name of Love by Another Slave Hums reviews
Alexander is the heir to a lucrative software company for which Hephaestion begins to work. Their past, however, proves to be a difficult barrier to cross as their relationship progresses. This story is set in modern times.
Alexander - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,808 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010
Shades of Panic by Abby Ebon reviews
Landing in Ancient Egypt after killing a Dark Lord isn't a death sentence but it might as well be. Thankfully for Harry the daughter of the Pharaoh Seti, Nefertiri, has taken a liking to him. Unfortunately so has High Priest Imhotep. Ardeth x Harry, slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mummy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,373 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Harry P., Ardeth B. - Complete
The Man She Used To Know by The Lonely Padawan reviews
Annabel is kidnapped by the Joker, and discovers he's her father's best friend. Will she help him find himself amid all his darkness, or can he ever go back to being Jack? :Note: Joker VERY OOC. Dun like, dun read. NO FLAMES.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,459 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Joker - Complete
Cruise control by son-of-puji reviews
Lisa is on her much deserved holiday on a cruiser across the Atlantic. Of course, nothing turns out as planned but this time it isn't only her who is annoyed by this turn of events. At least, she makes sure of that...
Red Eye - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,387 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Lisa R., Jack R. - Complete
Rock the Boat by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Meeting Gavin Kavanagh wasn't going at all the way I'd expected. It would take some huge adventure to bring us together... A chapterfic of the Quentin's-daughter-lives-on-the-boat persuasion. Don't read if you don't swear, because I do.
Boat That Rocked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,797 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Jewel of My Eye by writing.is.an.addiction reviews
What if David allowed Star and Michael to become human once more and no one died; instead of being killed, the boys went on with their lives respecting an agreement drawn up by both parties but Max disappeared. Changing the 2nd half of the movie & slash.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,007 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - David, Alan F. - Complete
The Song I Sing At Funerals by The Lonely Padawan reviews
Okay, sort of a sequel to my story "Here We Go Again." Dracula is stuck in our world, and Gerry sends him to live-temporarily-with a trusted friend and huge fan of Dracula. Can she handle Dracula, though? Changed the title again. Allusion to BVB in tile.
Dracula 2000 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,273 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Dracula - Complete
Brutality by call me ponyboy reviews
Erik catches Raoul. Established Relationship
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Caught! by FrauLanda reviews
The Jew Hunter recognizes Shoshanna at the restaurant and he's not about to let her go a second time! Hans Landa/Shoshanna. Rated M for later chapters.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - H. Landa, Shosanna D.
Affirmation by Loten reviews
One-shot; the full version of Chapter Six of 'Little By Little'. Daine and Numair's first night together. Complete.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Complete
Call Me Hans by xScarlettxQuinnx reviews
Words are totally his kink" Disclaimer: QT Owns everything Inglourious Basterds
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,170 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2010 - H. Landa - Complete
Finding the Truth by MacAttack5 reviews
Julia Samuels comes to Gotham to find the truth that she's been asking her whole life, who her father is. But, sometimes the truth isn't what you expect and it sends her into a downspiral filled with scars and insanity that only she can escape. COMPLETE
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 124,623 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Experiment by IAmTheGrayArea reviews
Holmes/Watson Slash! Holmes is between cases and decides to perform a little experiment on Watson. Chapter Two will involve the sex scene. Chapter 1 - rated T, Chapter 2 - rated M.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The Tshirt incident: Retaliation & Escalation by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Sequel to 'the T-shirt Incident' fic and the 'Jareth's Tshirt' pic. Goading the Goblin King into a twitching fury is the sort of dangerous idea that can get a girl into very, very hot water indeed... Utterly JxS. EDIT 11-08: PART DEUX begins at last!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2007
More Than Friends by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
Continuation to Imaginary Friends. ErikRaoul slash. A healthy dose of Philippe in this story. Erik and Raoul start a new life together, but as what to each other?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,047 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Erik, Raoul
It's Just A Game by srh420cky reviews
Set after the Dark Knight. Rachel survived and finds herself drawn to the Joker's twisted charm. Bruce is living a lie about what really happened to Harvey. The Joker can't seem to get enough of Rachel's beauty. Will opposits attract? Rachel/Joker UPDATED
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 194,505 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Joker, Rachel D.
My Love and My Life by Eirien-herves vuin reviews
A year in the life of a Gerard Butler fan: Heather meets Gerry in NYC and a deep friendship forms. Soon a botched engagement, drug abuse, and her checkered past, threaten to come between their newfound love...
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,729 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Complete
The Misadventures of Bellamy Devereux by SaintAugustana reviews
From the movie 'Interview with a Vampire' - the category did not exist on FF. Bellamy OC and Claudia are always at each other's throats, and both Lestat and Louis have had enough. Warning: spanking/cp/corporal punishment. Louis is pronounced LOUIE.
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Complete
Of Lust and Love by Elinad reviews
WatsonxHolmes. Features a slightly angsty Watson who makes the first move. How will Holmes take it? Rated M for sexual content. Comments much appreciated! WE NOW HAVE CHAPTER 3!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Jack's Descent by Kendra Luehr reviews
When Jack Napier's life is changed by one impulsive moment, Rachel Dawes doesn't want to believe he's dead like the police claim. After 6 years pass without any sign of her fiancé, a crazed, familiar lunatic crashes Harvey's fundraiser. MATURE AU JOKACHEL
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,895 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
My Love for His Quirks by LitaE reviews
JD finds himself in the centre of an emotional and confusing love triangle. Torn between his secret lover Perry, who abuses him and the arrogant but surprisingly comforting Todd, JD must work out his feelings. JD/Cox, JD/Todd Slash Angst and Abuse.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,359 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Libera me de Morte by Zoi no miko reviews
Flatliners fic. David/Nelson Two friends struggle to pick up the pieces after their near death experiences, and struggle with their feelings, and the sins that they haven't completely absolved....
Flatliners - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Diary of David by Spirit Bagle of Death reviews
When Max sends David out to capture the heart of his love interest's son, Michael, he unwittingly sends David out to meet his match in more ways than one. David/Michael slash.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - David, Michael E.
Dark Knight by Eirien-herves vuin reviews
AU for Dracula 2000. A young woman flees from a dangerous past. Dracula is a reformed and forgiven man forging a new life as a partner in a highclass London restaurant. Can he save the woman he loves from a dangerous stalker?-dedicated to htr17
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,173 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
My Dryer Is A Portal to Other Worlds? Volume III by DrJolly reviews
Monica thinks she's going back to the Pirates of the Caribbean world, so imagine her surprise when she's transported to the Brothers Grimm world instead! Disclaimer: I own nothing, but I sure would like to own those brothers.
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Focal Points by Spiras Stargate reviews
SLASH Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark. Real summary inside.
Crossover - Ironman & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,804 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
The Coldest Winter by Geale reviews
The sequel to "Of Pain and Sweetness". Winter has descended upon Gondor and Aragorn and Faramir are struggling with their relationship. Courage is a difficult thing to muster as the season brings not only snow. Aragorn/Faramir SLASH.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,431 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
flames of love by cockenygeezah reviews
vince goes out for a night on the town, but what will happen to the rest of them? WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH. and eventual howince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Imaginary Friends by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash. Mildish fic. Raoul and Erik meet before the whole fiasco ever occurred. Let's see what happens. Imaginary friends and UST abound.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,307 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Mini Fic Dump: 12 Story Starts by Spiras Stargate reviews
SLASH. BW/TS You've been WARNED. If you don't like it, don't read it. More details to what this is inside...but I think the title speaks for itself.
Crossover - Ironman & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
My Newbie's Afterdeath by JacksBoonie reviews
Sequel to My Newbie's Suicide: JD and Perry are in an accident, leaving JD impaired and Perry in a coma. Is there more to their injuries than there seems to be? Can JD find out before he loses Perry for good? JDPerry slash
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,100 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
Playing 'Hard to Get' Now by Spiras Stargate reviews
SLASH Tony/Bruce Wayne Sequel to SoLKotM but can be read on it's own. Excerpt: Bruce rolls his eyes, “I’m not doing you in an elevator Tony.” “Why not? I’d do you in an elevator.”
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
Heroes by iToke reviews
A Maximum Ride/Heroes crossover. The flock have just returned from Miami, after the hurricane. Suddenly Fang starts absorbing peoples powers. But suddenly he is being hunted, by a strage company, and a mysterious killer named Sylar....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008
Howard's little man by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
Vince eats a jelly out of the fridge that was made using water from the fountain of youth. Cuteness ensues.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,768 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
He Came In Through The Bathroom Window by TDWidow reviews
In the middle of the night, Tony Stark is woken up by an intruder in his bedroom but as it turns out, not all intruders are unwelcome. Movieverse. Iron Man/Spiderman slash. Oneshot. Suggestive, but not explicit.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Doing My Duty by Lokifan reviews
Buffy The Vampire Slayer xover. Harry meets a vampire in a pub. Being an Auror, it’s his public duty to keep an eye on the vamp, and keep him under control. Harry/Spike. Warnings: spanking, bondage, orgasm denial, but it's quite a fluffy love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,341 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Fountain! OH JOY! by PunkAngel555 reviews
The story of when Juno jumped into the fountain naked from her veiwpoint. Short fic rated T for language. RR. Really quite good in my opinion.
Juno - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008
Booshdust by chugirl2526 reviews
Stardust/Mighty Boosh crossover. Howard Thorn wishes to impress Victoria Gideon by going beyound their village wall to find a fallen star in a new magical world. Slash, Howince
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,274 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Labyrinth, Boosh Style by chugirl2526 reviews
After Vince annoys him too much with songs from the film 'Labyrinth', Howard finally yels at Vince and tells him to grow up. Vince must take a quest to defeat the goblin king and save Howard. contains Vince/OC slash.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,624 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Meg's Phantom by D. Taggert reviews
It's the whole phantom of the opera shibang, but Christine is a insanely ditzy ditz, Raoul is a foppy fop and Meg and Erik get together. What would have happened if Meg and gone through the hallway instead of her mother catching her?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Erik, Meg Giry
Unmasking the Chains by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash fic. It's dark, it's different, it's the continuation of A Mask for All Occasions. Erik and Raoul make different choices and take different paths that converge to one. Warning: character death. Complete.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 202,736 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
My Rooftop Surprise by forget-the-alias reviews
JD decides he needs a little more spice in his life, and that includes a heavy dose of Dr. Cox. Oneshot JDCox slash.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Loving You by Serafimo's Pretense reviews
A continuance of the movie. Madame Giry and Meg help Erik get back on his feet. Christine seems unhappy with Raoul and Meg is falling for Erik. Who will love whom? MegErik, but who knows if they will stay together?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Meg Giry, Erik
For You by Curt Kenobi reviews
CA. PWP. Arthur goes in search of Curt, who's working on a present for Arthur, for a start....
Velvet Goldmine - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
I Want Gerard Butler for Christmas by Mrs. Optimus Prime reviews
Thanks for all the reviews! The story is funny and cute at the same time. I am going to be nice because all Gerard lovers are allowed to share my present.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Erik - Complete
My Dryer Is A Portal to Other Worlds? Volume I by DrJolly reviews
What happens when a 15 year old girl gets sucked through her old dryer and ends up in the world of Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean? Read to find out! Disclaimer: No, I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean. I wish I did, though. Everyone would love me!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,285 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Pass Time by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash. Haha, cookie for you. An epilogue. :oP
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,601 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Visitation Rights by it takes a village reviews
All Lisa Reisert wants is to get her life back in order. All Jackson Rippner wants is her.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,469 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006
Happy 18th by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash fic. Raoul’s depressed. Christine’s a lovesick girl. Phantom’s a bit of a pansy, a tad delusional, and a stalker. Nothing really angsty, just random humor, gayness, and fluff.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
What? by StarCat13 reviews
Jack knows what James doesn't...Sparrington. SLASH
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 7/22/2004
Temptation by RavenWolf3 reviews
The weight of the Ring is heavy, and Frodo yearns to give in to temptation. Aragorn/Frodo SLASH *WARNING! Chapter 9 is very hard R rating*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,001 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/24/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Hermione's List by moonglow11066 reviews
*COMPLETE* 7th Year; Voldemort has been defeated. Hermione has a few things left to do before she leaves Hogwarts. R for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,034 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Urban Legends Are Parodies Too by sinecure reviews
Once again Spike, Willow, Buffy, and Xander are forced to read and mock a movie. Revamped last two chapters.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,184 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2002 - Published: 5/13/2002 - Spike, Willow R.
You can keep him by AEKT reviews
Romance, envy, danger, ok not really, but its funny! With Ewan McGregor co-starring! R/R
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2001 - Published: 7/18/2001
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Blood of My Blood? Just Freakin Peachy reviews
Dracula 2000.Trist is an average teenager; she's just turned eighteen, plays in a band and has figured out Dracula wants her soul. I'm terrible at summaries :D DraculaxOC
Dracula 2000 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,043 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Dracula
The Opera's Playwriter reviews
Two years after the POTO story, one year after Moulin Rouge, Christian goes to the Opera Populaire seeking a job. Okay, crapedy summary, but please read and see how you go? POTO Moulin Rouge. Erik/Christian slash.
Crossover - Moulin Rouge & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,753 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Christian - Complete
Dark Ride reviews
AFTER MAXIMUM RIDE 2. Max and the flock run into trouble in Gotham... I suck at writing the summary but I really wanted to make a story with Max and the Joker! BWA HAHAHAHA! no, i do not own any characters and I'm sorry if you don't like this.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 88,750 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Max, Joker - Complete
Spooferine reviews
I spoofed Wolverine up.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Sabretooth