Swordude
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Joined 11-17-08, id: 1745359, Profile Updated: 09-08-14
Author has written 1 story for Sandman, and Harry Potter.

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"When all you have is a hammer, everything begins to look like a nail." — Abraham Maslow

"Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience." — No Clue

"If you make something idiot-proof, they'll make a better idiot." — Hell if I know

Swordude's Helpful guide to making YOUR stories better (Yes, even yours):

For the love of God: Stop "cutetizing" Words! By this I mean taking real, normal words and fking them up.

Examples: Chapter (from Late Latin capitulum) into "Chappy" (ugh.), Cliffhanger (First used in 1873) in to shiver "Cliffy"

-Helpful solution: Just. Stop. It's not cute and It demeans yourself (i.e. It makes people not take you seriously)

Use punctuation! It Always helps us readers know what the hell is going on

-Helpful Solution: Use a program that can spell-check for you. Wow! Isn't technology grand?

Spell-check! If you can't us Readers will often times ignore the ever-loving crap outta what ever you write.

-Helpful Solution: See the above helpful solution

Indent! If you don't your readers will lose their eyes! And we don't want that do we? After all who else would read your stuff?

-Helpful Solution: Get a word program. You know... LIKE THE ONE FANFICTION.NET HAS A LINK TO ON IT'S OPENING PAGE?

Use words, not numbers or symbols! Using numbers breaks the illusion of reality. Real people don't speak 2 u like this.

-Helpful Solution: Think! If you had a speech bubble over your head would it have words, or numbers and symbols likes this (#%$@) in it?

>Hidden Exception: For years it's okay to do numbers. Also: I believe that FF.Net hates the percent symbol and deletes it, but I'm not positive.

Get Creative! How boring is it to read something like: "They played a PS3"? Make something up!

-Helpful Solution: Use your imagination instead of PS3 why not: The Awesomesplodbox 3000?

Create A Background: Explain why something works the way it does. It always makes me happy when an author creates fantastic explainations

-Helpful Solution: Make Crap up. If you explain it in enough detail it's probably believable.

Don't Apologize in your summary! I'd say this one is pretty self-explanatory.

-Helpful Solution: To summarize all you have to do it take the first main idea of the story and put it in a single sentence.

A helpful song courtesy of Strong Bad:

Ohhhh, if you're spelling a possessive, it's just I-T-S--

But if you're spelling a contraction, it's I-T-Apostrophe-S--

...Scalawag!

Ok, there are better ways to start a sentence than with a character's name! I've seen it all the time, It ends up looking really bad when a whole story looks like this:

Name 1 said " "

Name 2 spoke " "

Name 1 said " "

Name 2 yelled " "

or worse:

Name 1:

Name 2:

Name 1:

Name 2:

-Helpful solution: Words can go before AND after a character's name, split up a sentence and use half before and half after.

>Awesome Addition: The English language has over a hundred different ways to say "said" each with a specific use, live a little use a new one sometime.

Dafaq is up with these things:
"Word" - People talking

"Word" -People Thinking

"Word" -People singing or some crap like that

etc.

I think most readers can figure out what is going on from context, and if they can't then you, as an author, have failed in your writing in this regard. I'm not saying not to use different means of font to establish different patterns of speaking, not at all. What I am saying is that you need to give the readers credit. At least some, I don't think I've ever referred to one of those things because I thought 'Huh, I wonder how what this line being bold and underlined means... I wish I had a handy guide to check to find out."
That and the whole BIG BOLDED SPEECH FOR A CHARACTER THAT SPEAKS QUITE A BIT thing gets old fast.

That got more rant-ish than I wanted.

More of Swordude's Helpful guide to making YOUR stories better (Yes, even yours) will be added later.

I have this thing against stories that just arbitrarily add in Bleach elements, like suddenly Zanpakto or whatever. I've never read a good story that had it and wasn't also a direct cross over. It's got to the point that I just quit reading when I see it.

67.52% of percentages are made up on the spot. If you hate these things don't re-post this, just chuckle and move on.

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Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 571,069 - Reviews: 6830 - Favs: 5,099 - Follows: 5,325 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A.
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 230 - Words: 1,359,509 - Reviews: 10704 - Favs: 5,290 - Follows: 4,911 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Beyond the Outer Gates Lies… A high school library? by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
An spinoff/alt version of Beyond the Outer Gates Lies... by gabriel blessing. Originally written to show how Reya might join Harry's harem, though now has grown beyond that, and further from the original (maybe? probably?)
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 256,020 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 10/12/2014 - H. Dresden, Reya K., Tsubasa Y., Sona S.
Do Me A Wrong by ChaosEmperorNex reviews
After sacrificing it all and leaving himself a shell of what he used to be, living out a life as a meager human presses down on Ichigo more than the countless battles he's been through. So what is he to do when the opportunity to get it all back and then some comes? Take it or walk away? There's only one catch though...damning his soul.
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 174,554 - Reviews: 2477 - Favs: 4,424 - Follows: 4,681 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Ichigo K., Yasaka
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 546,280 - Reviews: 6694 - Favs: 6,619 - Follows: 7,551 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
Madness Effect by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
It's the year 2185CE. Commander Jane Shepard is recruiting members to bring with her on a mission against the Collectors and the Reapers. Among the candidates is Dr. Harry Potter, the reclusive mad scientist who has been missing for twenty years. Who knows what he was doing during that time? Rated M to be sure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,420 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 4,217 - Follows: 5,051 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., Shepard (F)
Fate-In time by Parcasious reviews
He was a hopeless man, a man who would amount to a little more than a fool. Yet this man pursued an endless dream, a dream in which he could hold her again... (A Shirou medieval Britain Fic-beginning before Saber drew Caliburn)
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,520 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 2,835 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon
A Shadowed Soul by devilblondie reviews
He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,078 - Reviews: 2955 - Favs: 6,729 - Follows: 7,533 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 1,421,173 - Reviews: 4422 - Favs: 6,896 - Follows: 6,796 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P.
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,919 - Reviews: 5070 - Favs: 8,174 - Follows: 8,944 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Sealkeeper: He Who Binds by Syynistyre reviews
His sister may have been given the Kyuubi, but armed with Namikaze Minato's greatest sealing masterpiece, Uzumaki Naruto will carve his way through the shinobi world- one body at a time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 358,992 - Reviews: 4745 - Favs: 4,535 - Follows: 4,921 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Naruko U.
Mass Effect: Human Revolution by IgnusDei reviews
Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.
Crossover - Deus Ex & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 72 - Words: 769,806 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 3/12/2012
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 140,384 - Reviews: 2135 - Favs: 6,381 - Follows: 7,951 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Name of the Game by literalsin reviews
A man from Earth wakes up to find himself stuck in the body of a fictional teenage boy with an ability that turns his life into a video game and foreknowledge of events to come. What could possibly go wrong? A take on the RWBY/Gamer crossover niche with an SI twist, a focus on world and character building, and fleshing out some of the details RT missed. Rated 'M' for a reason.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 553,624 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 3,447 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 3/5/2016 - OC, Jaune A.
Honoka's Master by Enpitsu reviews
AU. Honoka had a secret. When she was eight years old, she also met a Master of Martial Arts. His name? Uzumaki Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,467 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Naruto U., Hanabi H., Shigure K., Honoka S.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 160,859 - Reviews: 5164 - Favs: 10,211 - Follows: 11,801 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Game of Life and Devils by general zargon reviews
When Ichigo Kurosaki started to see names and levels floating over people's heads the day he moved to a new city, the only thing he could say was that it honestly wasn't the strangest thing that had ever happened to him. Rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,070 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 2,908 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Ichigo K., Kalawarner, Tiamat
New Beginnings by Eagle9177 reviews
An accident sends the Lord of the Sith into the Mass Effect universe. He is discovered by the newly resurrected commander Jane Shepard. Just how will Revan affect her mission? Her life? And the Mass Effect galaxy as a whole? A telling of Revan and Shepard's journey through the events of ME 2 and 3. Rated M for language, Violence and adult situations. (Art work is copyrighted)
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 231,165 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 3,437 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Revan, Shepard (F), Garrus V., Miranda L.
Miracle of Zero: Kingdom of the Forsaken by James D. Fawkes reviews
"A girl cries out for Salvation - and receives a Miracle." Like all things, it begins with a wish. One wish, for a powerful, strong familiar. One wish, to be a hero that saves everyone. One wish, to finally live free. One wish, to meet again after so long apart. One wish, to be forgiven for the sin of betrayal. One wish, with the power to change the world.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 255,751 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 3,459 - Follows: 3,785 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Shirō E., Louise
The Ranma Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
The Ranmaverse enters into the Time Loops, Mark V.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,673 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 1/8/2005
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,870 - Reviews: 4389 - Favs: 11,637 - Follows: 13,856 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,545 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 4/3/2014
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 461,909 - Reviews: 3490 - Favs: 3,273 - Follows: 3,351 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,752 - Reviews: 4899 - Favs: 9,603 - Follows: 9,965 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Halo: Finishing the Fight by Red Mage 04 reviews
The Ark wasn’t the end. Stranded on an alien world where the rules of reality no longer apply, the Master Chief and his allies will face new challenges. When darkness rises, they must show that sometimes, a few brave souls can make all the difference.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 365,178 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, A. J. Johnson
Harry Potter and the Turning of the Sun by Lord umbrex reviews
AU past OP-After Harry is thrust back in time, he has to survive his final years in Hogwarts and live his new life around people he knows will become Death Eaters. Can he beat his prejudices and give people a chance, or will he crumble under the pressure?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 304,123 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 3,379 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
History's Strongest Tenant Uzumaki by MrFoxHoundSir reviews
Naruto, a homeless highschool student after a fire burned his apartment down is offered a place to sleep by Furenji Hayato. He happily accepts not knowing the dangers of living near his new housemates. rated M just in case
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,470 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 2,531 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Naruto U.
Fate Revelation Online by daniel-gudman reviews
Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 74 - Words: 377,234 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 2,594 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E., Asuna/Asuna Y., Kirito/Kazuto K.
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7098 - Favs: 7,695 - Follows: 5,684 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Remnant by ChickenGodofDOOM reviews
How will Naruto fare against the modern world? How will he cope against guns and cars and unfamiliar martial arts? Or more importantly, how will he manage to control the 'gifts' of the entire shinobi world?
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,347 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 10/11/2016 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 244,646 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 9/15/2012
A New World, The Story Of A Lost Shinobi by Lanky Nathan reviews
A different custom. A different language. A different time. A different dimension. Damnit Kakashi, where the hell did your Kamui send me?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 357,857 - Reviews: 4475 - Favs: 5,296 - Follows: 5,113 - Updated: 9/29/2016 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Naruto U.
History's Strongest Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On that day years ago they put their faith in him, Naruto made a promise that he would be the best ninja he could be. Either all alone, or together with friends he was going to make his family proud. Whether the ninja underworld wanted him to or not he'd either die trying, or become the strongest shinobi in history. AU.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 539,375 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 2,946 - Follows: 2,562 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Naruto U.
Two to Tango by Hewhoislost reviews
I heard a phrase once: It takes Two To Tango, and I got to thinking, behind every Great Man is a Great Woman, so why not in Mass Effect. Heres their story.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 119,207 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Shepard (M), Shepard (F)
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 207,812 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 367,569 - Reviews: 5129 - Favs: 5,958 - Follows: 5,857 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 91,033 - Reviews: 3603 - Favs: 8,657 - Follows: 10,434 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
A Propensity For Wrath by becuzitswrong reviews
Summary: Taylor triggers with a different power. With the ability to see the auras of those around her, as well as to imbue items with her own emotions, Taylor's life takes a different direction.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 140,140 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 8/15/2015
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 5,377 - Follows: 5,887 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Deranged and Wrong by MikhaelK reviews
When Bellatrix is saved from a life in Azkaban thanks to Sirius and his will, the Ministry decides to have her live with none other than Harry Potter. Time passes and feelings slowly change. Can this lead to more problems than Harry had ever imagined?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,288 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11387 - Favs: 7,755 - Follows: 2,813 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
Naruto: Soldiers of Fortune by Kenchi618 reviews
AU in a more modern urban setting. Will be EPIC in length. Things aren't as they appear in this world. With a normal life out of reach, can Naruto figure out the mysteries that surround his existence and survive long enough to cash in on the potentially lucrative (and dangerous) career path of the mercenary? ...Either way it beats actually working for a living. NarutoxFem. Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 414,958 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 593,622 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Best Man's Job by Scott the Wanderer reviews
Harry was asked to be the Best Man for Remus and Bill in a double wedding. The problem? They didn't tell him that the Best Man has an important function in Traditional Wizarding Weddings. Minor AU. Please R&R with open mind
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,414 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 3,084 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 6/14/2015 - [Fleur D., Harry P., N. Tonks]
A Demon Among Devils by The Crimson Lord reviews
Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 285,578 - Reviews: 4388 - Favs: 5,369 - Follows: 4,922 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Minato A.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 3,457 - Follows: 2,434 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 540,654 - Reviews: 2135 - Favs: 4,895 - Follows: 4,617 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Beautiful Madness by Darth Hawk 32 reviews
Fans of Morrigan and Kieran have wished for more content involving their favorite Witch of the Wilds and Old God Baby. Is this the fanfic for you? Probably only if you like the Cousland origin, but even if not, might be worth a look see.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,035 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 4/4/2015 - [Morrigan, Cousland] [Trevelyan, Cassandra P.]
Mind Farts by NarutosBrat reviews
Just a few drabbles and ideas for anyone whose interested.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,418 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,653 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 3,005 - Follows: 3,107 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 5,590 - Follows: 6,646 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Pirate King (On Hiatus) by BoldFullMetal reviews
(No Reapers) A/U fic: Carpe Diem: Seize the day! This singular thought resonates through the mind of veteran N7 commander John Shepard when he chooses to break bad. Commandeering the prototype Cerberus stealth ship he was meant to destroy, the Ravishing rogue defects from the Alliance & starts living the hedonistic carefree lifestyle of a pirate. (Rated M for Smut/Violence/gore)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 29 - Words: 168,915 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Shepard (M), Kaidan A., Aria T'Loak] Nyreen K.
The Pride of Sunnydale by The Saint Of Killers reviews
When Xander is possessed by a different animal spirit on his fateful trip to the zoo, a new champion against the darkness is born on the Hellmouth. With new options available to him, Xander's different choices and actions cause ever expanding ripples in the tapestry of fate. With the future of the Scoobies changing with every step, will they still succeed in saving the world?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,900 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Xander H.
Meet the Family by College Fool reviews
Jaune goes into Vale to go shopping. Yang goes along out of boredom- and gets a bit more up close and personal with his parents than she intended when she gets involved in the runaway's family reunion.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,500 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Jaune A., Yang X.L. - Complete
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,549 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 3,484 - Follows: 3,570 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
His Angel by durararaaa reviews
Starts off from the Quidditch world cup, Harry finds a more important reason to fight for and that sometimes, a fairytale or legend is a lot more than it seems. Discontinued. Sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 395,578 - Reviews: 4378 - Favs: 7,177 - Follows: 7,189 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Never the Same Again by Emz6347 reviews
Natasha Romanoff thought love was for children, she didn't believe in soulmates, and didn't think she'd ever meet the one who would speak her words. So when she gets assigned to a raven haired man, with his own share of secrets, nothing will ever be the same again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Land of Heroes by Harbinger Of Kaos reviews
This is my attempt at Halo cross, please respect the fact that i am not entirely familiar with this universe, in which universe Marvel or DC it begins in is entirely up to me and you, so with that said lets begin, there will be strong language and gore.
Crossover - Marvel & Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 215,322 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
Champion by OctaviusOwl reviews
Voldemort won the war. Harry Evans attends Hogwarts where discrimination is rampant. Voldemort rules Britain but a Resistance movement is fighting back. No one knows much about them for sure, except for their name: The Marauders. Fourth Year. TriWizard Tournament. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,036 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 6981 - Favs: 12,514 - Follows: 14,294 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 1,093,850 - Reviews: 5745 - Favs: 6,956 - Follows: 6,196 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Fate Favors the Fearless by Freyjadour reviews
AU Zelink: "I will protect you for as long as I have too. I will run where you need to run, I will hide wherever you need to hide, and I will fight anyone you need to fight. I swear on these words and if I break them, may Death drag me down himself."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 239,503 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Link, Zelda
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,523 - Reviews: 3541 - Favs: 4,553 - Follows: 4,020 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2274 - Favs: 4,314 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Nymphadora's Beau by erbkaiser reviews
In the summer prior to fifth year, Andromeda Tonks finds out her daughter Nymphadora has set her sights on Remus Lupin. She's not happy with this, and tricks Tonks into going for Harry Potter instead. What starts out as a way to "get back" at her parents, turns into an uncommon romance... Canon until the start of Book 5 'Order of the Phoenix', mild lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,035 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 4,411 - Follows: 5,535 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G.
Highschool ShardXShard by tomio175 reviews
Issei gets the power of our favorite plot-device-as-a-character! How will Issei deal with having the Path To Victory in his head? Simple, by following a single path, one he'd unknowingly follow in canon as well... WARNING: May cause crack addiction. Slightly dead. Might change in the future.
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,542 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 277 - Published: 3/10/2015
A Tale of Transmigration by CrashLegacy reviews
For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 2,322 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter, Aegis, OC
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5588 - Favs: 4,804 - Follows: 5,460 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Game of Champions by L. Lamora reviews
There are many trainers in the world; they exist in degrees, from dabbler to legend. But only one can be the very best - one man, one Champion. I am that one. I am that man. My name? Red.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 128,413 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 2,836 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Red, Concordia/Helena
Never Use Shadow Clones to do Your Paper Work by gentlemankitsune reviews
Arranged marriage: the concept of being engaged and married to your partner without having known the person beforehand. A concept usually applied only to the lords and ladies of the elemental nations, but not the Ninja. Never the Ninja. Too risky. Too dangerous. Suffice to say, Minato was a very trusting man as he lived. Too trusting. Forced Harem. Yugito Temari Fu Mei Kurotsuchi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 226,939 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shattered Blade by DrakeValkyr reviews
After several years of traveling the world's battlefields, Enforcer Shirou Emiya finds himself in Shin Tokyo. Leave it to him to go on vacation and end up trapped in yet another battle royal between magical beings. Inspired by Gabriel Blessing's In Flight.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 117,806 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 2,813 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Shirō E., No. 04/Karasuba, No. 07/Akitsu
Nothing Like The Rest by futurerustfuture-dust reviews
For once, Natasha's more than happy her plan backfired. PWP.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/5/2015 - [Thor, Black Widow/Natasha R.] - Complete
Passageways by jerrway69 reviews
Hogwarts Castle decides to interfere in the lives of two of its students to change the past and future from a terrible war and giving the pair an opportunity to find something more than just protection within its walls. AU Story, Political, Fed-up Harry, OC Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 275,304 - Reviews: 4665 - Favs: 5,994 - Follows: 6,550 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 359 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
The Smith's Tale by Sharrukin reviews
When Ivar Ragnarsson came home to Skyrim, all he wanted was to find a quiet corner of the world and make an honest living. This is the story of how an ordinary smith discovered he was anything but ordinary . . . and how he fought, feasted, and loved his way across the land and into a most unexpected destiny. The first portion of Skyrim, as told in 1000-word vignettes.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 41,289 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Rayya - Complete
Crosswinds of Fate: Side Stories by WayFarer2000 reviews
Side stories for Crosswinds of Fate of varying canonical degrees.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,316 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 282 - Published: 11/6/2014
The MILF and the Veela by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Harry doesn't step forward after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore uses the Goblet to summon his wayward student. Awkwardness ensues. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE. M for...embarrassing situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 475 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Fleur D.] Draco M. - Complete
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,938 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
Gone Grey by Angels Fall Hardest reviews
There is no right or wrong, merely areas of logic and emotions blurred. Thortasha.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,781 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,985 - Reviews: 4180 - Favs: 6,384 - Follows: 5,494 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Classified by megamatt09 reviews
A government agency investigates Harry Potter and the Wizarding World, but in typical fashion, he marries some of their agents. That's how it normally goes, doesn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,147 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Harry P., Agent Maria Hill, Black Widow/Natasha R., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Mafia King by erimies reviews
Reborn had admittedly heard that his new pupil was a difficult one. He just hadn't thought his largest hurdle would be to make Tsuna give up his dream of becoming the pirate king. AU where Monkey D. Luffy was reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi
Crossover - One Piece & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 696 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Luffy, Reborn - Complete
Beyond the Outer Gate Lies by gabriel blessing reviews
Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 140,107 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 2,852 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014
The Lords of War and Thunder by Graphed Vulgarity reviews
Voldemort would regret ever laying a hand on the Potters. The surviving sons would make damn sure of that. AU. Harry/Fleur. OC/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,929 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 4,826 - Follows: 5,321 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
The King in the Terminus by CobaltAC reviews
Years after the Reaper war had ended, a galactic hero grew restless with the so-called "peace-time". Unwilling to stand by and watch the Terminus fester with crime and corruption, one human started a campaign of justice in the name of a friend long dead. With each victory, his influence grew as did his fleet. Now, he has Omega in his sights... DISCONTINUED.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,565 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 9/9/2013 - [Shepard (M), Councilor Tevos, Aria T'Loak]
Enharmonic Interval by Locked Owle reviews
At eighteen Harry figures that he's done all the good that he's ever going to do. SHIELD thinks otherwise. Set Pre Avengers Movie. Potterverse AU after Goblet of Fire. Series will eventually have a background slash pairing that does not include Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,889 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 2,241 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was unprepared to find the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 5155 - Favs: 5,792 - Follows: 4,740 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Something Else by Jason Thompson reviews
Not quite enemies, not quite allies, Batman and Catwoman share something all their own. Moved from Batman: The Animated Series because it no longer quite fits there.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,296 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman
Vulpem pilum mutat, non mores by Tine An reviews
Stabbed, late at night, in Hogsmeade Harry wakes up, face in the snow, in 1967. He isn't famous, he has no money, and no one has heard of Lord Voldemort. Becoming increasingly doubtful about the possibility of his return to the future he wonders if he may have to organise a little bit of a coup.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,497 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L.] Rosmerta
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 5,336 - Follows: 3,181 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
My Dad's a Ninja by Romulus123 reviews
What if Naruto, by a chance mistake, was transported to the Realm of Earth and gods? What if he met a certain goddess while he was there? How would he be able to handle being a father and this strange new world? (Has a bit of angst for the first couple of chapters but it gets better. It will not always focus on the family part of the story as it has a fair bit of romance and drama)
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 89,995 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Naruto U.
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8577 - Favs: 6,589 - Follows: 3,983 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Avengers of the Ring by Dr Matthattan reviews
Due to a freak accident involving the Bifrost, the Avengers Captain America, Thor and the Hulk are thrown into the world of Middle-earth. They join the Fellowship of the Ring in their epic struggle to defeat the Dark Lord Sauron.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 269,301 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Complete
A Veela's Gateway by GoldenShade reviews
Everyone has their back turned to a young Fleur Delacour who is slowly learning to control her powers. The arrival of a mysterious Quidditch player completely shifts her world. How will she cope with the repercussions of falling in love? Powerful/Independent Harry. AU!OOC!Bashing! Writing gets better as you progress. First chaps will be rewritten at some point.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,000 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
When Jutsu Go Wrong by Leonineus reviews
When two jutsu combine, odd things can happen, as Naruto Namikaze just discovered. AU/AT, NaruxHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 83,330 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 3,593 - Follows: 3,561 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Ladies and Gentlemen by mrs.milfoy reviews
In which Narcissa goes slumming, and Harry gets lucky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 254 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Harry P., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7274 - Favs: 11,246 - Follows: 7,600 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Revan's Rotten Holiday by Full-Paragon reviews
Oh dear. I seem to have awakened on a Republic ship with a smashing headache. My apprentice has betrayed me, my troops have abandoned me, and all I have is this dinky blaster. I suppose it's time to remind everyone why I am Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith. What do you mean, my name is Ferc Kyja? Blast. This is going to be a rather rotten holiday.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,377 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Revan, Bastila S., Mission V., HK-47
The Master of Death by rgm0005 reviews
In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,139 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 2,871 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden
XCOM: Second Contact by Agayek reviews
With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 294,105 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 2,117 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013
Dragons by Annonimous4862 reviews
For a brief amount of time, the hermit remembered, and he felt he had to do something... and perhaps he did. But then he forgot, and just returned to his questions.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 160,367 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Eragon S., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Oops by michaelsuave reviews
Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,183 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P.
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 2,001 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
Harry Potter and the Turn of the Shrew by Suekeiichi Kaiton reviews
Harry is thrown thirty years into the past during the Horcrux Hunt and decides to enact sweeping changes with the help of the gorgeous Black Sisters. This is a dark comedy with some horror elements mixed in but WARNING: THIS FIC WILL CONTAIN GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF DEATH, GORE, AND ONE INSTANCE OF RAPE! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,063 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Andromeda T., Narcissa M.
Of Two Minds by Remmy-Dimitri reviews
All's fair in love and war? Within 24 hours, human idioms will be contemplated; a decision will need to be made; various passionate clashes will ensue; and in they end, the definition of home will be found. [Ichigo x Yoruichi] Quite AU. Full summary inside.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,469 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 4,759 - Follows: 1,225 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Belladonna by Existential Insanity reviews
Another name for Deadly Nightshade. A beautiful flower that could only mean death. In the past, Harry must survive this round of the dangerous game Magic plays with him, with a woman who is just as likely to kill him as love him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,506 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Afternoon Tea by Lady FoxFire reviews
Afternoon tea is a time to relax, to talk to friends and discuss problems, hopes and dreams. Of course 275 times is just too much
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
I'll Have the Biotic Convict Special by jay8008 reviews
Post-war, Jack has left her teaching position and moved on to her second "real job", and let me say that odd things come out of headcanon conversations with other authors - thanks Caracal22 :D Rated M for Jack-level swearing, of course.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Jack, Shepard (M) - Complete
Turn that Frown Upside Down! by Existential Insanity reviews
or Adventures in Being SAD. Slightly AU in the beginning and only going to diverge more. Naruto really has a blast, Kiba goes BEASTMODE, and Shino rocks socks. What more do you want? Oh, a psychotic and sexy sensei? Done. Anko's Awesome Team is about to get SAD all up in this place. Pairings currently not set in stone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,187 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Naruto U.
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 2,568 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
Magician by WiseTomato reviews
A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,026 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 2,933 - Follows: 3,356 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 2,785 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Wall by thesmuttyavengersdrabbles
Anonymous asked you: NatashaxThor wall sex. Anonymous asked you: Thor/Natasha please!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor - Complete
Light My Way by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
There are two types of shinobi in the world - the type of shinobi who could foolishly believe that there are two types of shinobi in the world and those who do not have that luxury. The flames of obsession, love, hatred and loss burn slowly in Konoha as this present incarnation of Team Seven discovers that there is more to being a ninja than flinging cool jutsu around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,071 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Naruto U.
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 6,088 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7870 - Favs: 5,450 - Follows: 5,249 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Harry Stark of the Red Winter by oso1991 reviews
Harry fell through the veil due to a battle in the Ministry many years after the fall of Voldemort. Sent through time and space, he fell in the lands of Westeros as a young child. Raised under the protection of Lord Stark, how will Harry change the game?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 61,470 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 3,576 - Follows: 4,108 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P., Eddard S.
First Contact by Animus of Masada reviews
An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,333 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 2,624 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011
Naruto and his Uzumaki Heritage by funkmasterjo reviews
Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Father of Demi-gods by xxAkuxx reviews
Naruto has done some amazing things during his shinobi career, but when he gets transported to another dimension, Meh. Becoming a Father to a Demi-god, he could deal with it. Becoming the father of 2 demi-children. Oh Shit. Now Naruto had to deal with Gods and Furies while keeping his children safe. Ordinary day for Naruto. Post 4th SW. No Flames. NaruxHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,972 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 4,286 - Follows: 3,921 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Naruto U., Percy J.
The Strength of a Horse by muishiki reviews
Life doesn't quite work out like we hoped. For Ranma, he's a warrior without any wars. For Anko, a Jonin stuck in limbo. When you ride your horse for 1,000 li, you learn about its strength. Ranma 1/2 Naruto Xover. Ranma/Anko Mitarashi
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,504 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ranma, Anko M.
Trials of the Heart: Divinus Minae by ShiningwingX reviews
Link and Zelda return to the past to find a much different Hyrule awaiting them. While nursing memories of a dark time now dead, they must learn to persevere in this new world. Post OoT, LxZ, Slight AU. Rated for graphic violence, and sexual situations.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 120,279 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Link, Zelda
We are Savages, You and I by futurerustfuture-dust reviews
In which Natasha discovers the sacred act of grooming thanks to one very accommodating Asgardian. Part three of Natasha, the Conqueror
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor - Complete
When This is Over by Tracy.Writes reviews
Post-Destroy ending - Shepard wakes up in an old hospital that was pressed back into service. Now that he's awake, everyone wants a piece of the returned hero - Jack stood vigil in his room, yet ends up last in line. Still, in the middle of the night, patience is rewarded. Nearly pure smut. Sorry. Or, you're welcome. One of those.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Jack, Shepard (M)
The Hero We Deserve by Random Equinox reviews
Humans are being abducted, probably because someone has really poor taste. Shepard has to find out why and stop them with the help of a band of misfits. They say it's a suicide mission. So what else is new? Well, getting killed for starters...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 441,575 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Shepard (M) - Complete
The Nidaime's Heir by adrien skywalker reviews
Reposted! AU & PD story. After being subjected to numerous genetic and biological experiments by Orochimaru, Naruto, through a freak accident lands in another parallel dimension, where he quickly establishes himself as the heir of the Nidaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,206 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 3,218 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Naruto U.
In Flight Gaiden: A New Dawn by Satire Swift reviews
An alternate continuation of In Flight by Gabriel Blessing. Zelretch had just fled from the world of Creation, taking with him a shard of a Solar Exaltation. However, the moment he try's to look at it, it chooses Shirou Emiya to become a Lawbringer. How will he handle being given potential greater than gods? And just what followed the Kaleidoscope from Creation?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,377 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Shirō E.
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 6,783 - Follows: 1,752 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Paradox of the Unorthodox Spy by Houkaru Kisaragi reviews
Born as Naruto Newgate, he is raised as a marine with unspeakable loyalty until he is sent to infiltrate the Straw Hat pirate crew and join their ranks as a spy.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 107,111 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Naruto U.
Halcyon Days by Scotchtape27 reviews
Looking back on those days, I realize that they were some of the happiest years in my life. I had some great adventures as well as a great family, and the time that I spent with them will always be one of my fondest memories. I, am Naruto Uzumaki, the student of Minato Namikaze and a proud member of Fairy Tail. And this, is my story.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,580 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Naruto U.
One Way Street by Stephensmat reviews
It was supposed to be a month to a year. She knew once she started; there would be no going back; and she knew he hadn't really healed inside. The world was coming apart around them and there was no reason why she should push the matter; except that she was going to. Malik/Jensen; rated high T for Themes.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,479 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Complete
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,194 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 2,557 - Follows: 2,947 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
Son of a Marauder by zArkham reviews
While the Golden trio catch their breath at Grimmauld Place after the attack on the Weasley wedding, Harry stops and really thinks on his life and all the odd questions he previously brushed off. Has he ever been in control of his life? Harry decides to start thinking for himself and become a true son of a Marauder. On Hiatus due to changes in where the story/ship is to go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,209 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Big Fish, Tiny Pond by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
In the aftermath of Pein's attack on Konoha, Naruto is given a task vital to his village's safety. His mission: Beat the chuunin exam in Kirigakure like a rented mule. Like it owed him money. Like he wanted revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,198 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Naruto U., Karui
Worse Things Happen at Sea by Hot elf reviews
Kit Hawke is a rogue with a love of all things crazy and dangerous. Small wonder perhaps that the Queen of the Eastern Seas has caught his attention... Rated M.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,325 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - [Hawke (M), Isabela] - Complete
Shards by Psudocode Samurai reviews
Part of Mr.WriterWriter's challenge 'What else is in the scroll' Naruto accidentally unleashes a set of masks that change not only his life, but that of three other women. What happens when Naruto gains the powers of the Shark Emperess, and her love?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,293 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 2,855 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Naruto U., T. Harribel
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4406 - Favs: 13,767 - Follows: 12,761 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Fire Shadow of Fairy Tail by Jasticus reviews
War is hell. It took a while, but Naruto finally understood Pain's words. However, the war becomes the least of his worries when he is brutally thrust from his homeland into the great unknown. Welcome to Earthland. Population: Mages. Nin nin! Naruto x Erza, Naruto x Ultear?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 122,864 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 3,947 - Follows: 3,576 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U., Erza S.
Melody of the Wanderers by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
When one song ends, another begins. At the Valley of the End, Naruto makes the decision to leave Konohagakure, a decision that will change his life forever. At the same time, he meets the most unlikely companion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,709 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Debt of a Sword by gabriel blessing reviews
A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,791 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 836 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Shirō E., No. 01/Miya A. - Complete
A Fly in the Ointment by lemonjay reviews
A Fly in the Ointment: An idiomatic expression that loosely means some drawback or annoyance has appeared that spoils an otherwise positive situation or circumstance. A DA2 story about Isabela and Garrett Hawke set in the third act.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,973 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Isabela, Hawke (M) - Complete
Kitsune of Fairy Tail by Advent of Shadows reviews
A change during the Rescue Gaara Arc changes everything. Thrown into Earth Land, Naruto must adapt to a life among mages and fulfill his new destiny. Naruto/Ezra. Rated M for future chapters.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,032 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Erza S.] - Complete
Her Disciple by Repiece reviews
Shigure and her disciple Kenichi
Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Kenichi S., Shigure K. - Complete
The Conduit by Dorlath reviews
Naruto was born hundreds of years before canon, living that entire duration due to a tie to the biju that runs deeper than any jinchuriki. AU with an, obviously, quite strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,237 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Naruto U.
The Married Life by Ohara Pirate reviews
Ranma always thought getting married would get rid of the complications of his life. Too bad his little sister decided otherwise.
Crossover - Ranma & Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 149 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Ranma, Tsuruko A.
Angel In the Machine by The Hollow Man reviews
Ash has spent his entire life suffering from oppression and intolerance. Unable to use spiritual energy and lacking a family, he spends his days trying to get by. But after discovering the world of aura, he may not even survive... AshxHarem
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,950 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi
The World Order by Dirty Reid reviews
Fudge's denial of Voldemort's return gave rise to a period of paranoia and fear. Dumbledore choosing to involve part of a collective almost as old as time itself did little to soothe the matter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,765 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 6,965 - Follows: 4,479 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The First Guardian by Flameal Ashcrow reviews
What if Kurosaki Ichigo was a lot more curious as a child? What if this led to him having an inquisitive mind? Just how much would this change the course of history? Let's find out, shall we? - Slightly AU. Rated M for sexual content and my dirty mouth.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,555 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
An Elegant Solution by James Golen reviews
Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
The Illusory Dilemma by Animus of Masada reviews
In a world of hard choices and being forced to pursue the lesser of two evils, there sometimes exists a third option—-a way to save them all. A series of related one-shots exploring a few of the "hard" decisions in the games, and logical third-options.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Shepard (M), Ashley W.
Thunderstorm by T3t reviews
The first time, it was an accident. The second time... well, I really should have known better. HP/Fem!TR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,414 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Middle Way by Orym Hawksong reviews
AU. Some future chapters will be rated M. The story of Revan if he had never fallen. Starts right when the Jedi strike team boards Revan's ship. A story in which Revan is not the threat, merely the herald of what lies beyond the Outer Rim.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,003 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Revan, Bastila S.
The Plan by Luan Mao reviews
Akane is stressed. Ranma is stressed. Kasumi and Nabiki have a plan. A happy smut-fest.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,293 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Now This Changes Things by NarutosBrat reviews
A single decision that changes the course of history.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 92,638 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Naruto U.
Jedi Knight Naruto: Revised by Sgt. Assassin reviews
Naruto and Revan return to the Galactic Republic, bringing about changes no one foresaw. A Split-Verse version of ESM's story. If you like his story, you should like this one, as well.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 149,340 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Naruto U. - Complete
Blossoming by Stone Shield reviews
Batman Beyond time period. I'd say in the area of Terri starting college, around that time. Okay, new world kind of setup where Naruto is getting noticed. One person in particular is interested. Naruto x P. Ivy. Warning: Mush/Lemon.
Crossover - Batman & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 495 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Poison Ivy, Naruto U.
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 10,829 - Follows: 2,591 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 588 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 213 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
The Firefly Chronicles by dayzejane reviews
Follows The crew of Serenity thru the series, what happens what a certain Furyan looking to rejoin the human race hops on board? Rated M to be safe for later chaps and 'cause its Riddick. CURRENTLY UNDERGOING CONSTRUCTION...STAY TUNED FOR MORE DETAILS.
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 84 - Words: 595,819 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - [Riddick, River]
The Grand Emperor by Darth Malleus reviews
Once the nine of them were considered gods, Nine Great Lords of Hueco Mindo. Then they vanished without a trace. Reality became legend, legend became myth and even their names were lost to history. Then Aizen had to go and awaken the strongest of them.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,881 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 3,604 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Naruto U.
A FourWay Duel by Anchor5
Marian Hawke and Eckhart Cousland discuss love, loss, and leadership while exploring their unexpected affinity for each other. This might not go over well with Leliana and Isabela, however.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,226 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Hawke (M), Cousland - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 4,879 - Follows: 2,736 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Nova by Matdeception reviews
Logan just wanted a night to relax. No kids, no responsibilities, just him, beer, and some pool. A text message ended that before it began, and now Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters will never be the same.
Crossover - Ranma & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,842 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Ranma, Storm/Ororo M.
Take Care Of Yourself by NothingPretentious reviews
When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P.
Through the Eyes of Death by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto was touched by the Shinigami at birth. It left an effect, that is both a gift and a curse. How will Naruto deal?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 2,940 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Dragon Age: Of Noble Birth by Mortally Insane reviews
Origins story line followed. MCousland/all and adventures, new stuff added. Char. changes/progressions. Starts lighter, will progress to more darker times/themes. Shifting focus/perspectives w/characters. Adult oriented, violence, sex etc. Restarted Feb11
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 113,673 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Cousland, Morrigan
School Spirit by StoryEnvy reviews
Harry Potter wasn't surprised to learn he was a wizard. He'd been dreaming of wizards and magic for years. He was just surprised at what sort of wizard he was. Prologue is identical to "Death and Dreams". Dresden Files crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,147 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P.
Cracked Mask by Denim88 reviews
Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,332 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 5,113 - Follows: 4,232 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Fallout 3: Modus Operandi by commandocucumber reviews
A supermutant ambush leaves Sentinel Sarah Lyons stranded in the middle of the Capital Wasteland with no supplies of any kind, and only one way home: Work alongside the enigmatic Lone Wanderer, who has his own agenda.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,171 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Sarah Lyons, Lone Wanderer - Complete
One Small Favor by Yokillayo reviews
One small favor can change a persons life for better, or worse. A small favor from the Hokage will allow Naruto to tap into his full potential and become a true Shinobi. Semi Dark/Intelligent ANBU Naruto. Not overpowered
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,401 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Indecision by Anchor5 reviews
In the aftermath of the Mage uprising, Merrill and M! Hawke escape Kirkwall to find a brief moment of peace aboard Isabela's new ship, where they reconcile their relationship with each other and their pirate captain.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Merrill, Isabela - Complete
A Murphy Dresden Christmas by Rockologist reviews
A little Christmas Fun with our favourite characters. Steamy Hari-Kari fluffiness to follow... Warning: Adult themes...
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,757 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy
A Sage in the world of Mages by grayfox1991 reviews
Naruto growing tired of his old life decided to make a new one, in the world of magic. Of course he doesn't know that magic is real but then again when has that stopped him from keeping an open mind.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,834 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Naruto U.
Three Sheets by Chilord reviews
Sirius and Remus catch Harry prior to his fifth year at Hogwarts to give him The Talk. He might not need it as much as they think. AU Rated MA for a reason, though not too graphic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 390 - Published: 3/24/2011 - N. Tonks, Fleur D. - Complete
After the Dawn by Ms Shay X Pear reviews
Harry Potter has defeated Voldemort. The wizarding world is finally at peace. But one old enemy managed to survive the curse that should have killed her... and she has a few tricks up her sleeve. NC17 for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,154 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Harry Potter and the Root of all Evil by Viscount Anarchy reviews
HP/RR time travel fic. During Harry's limbo trip in the Forbidden Forest, Harry is faced with two choices; to die, or be sent back 1000 years to stop the Root of All Evil before it can manifest itself. Harry chooses to live and emerges in the unknown
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,679 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 1,843 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Harry P., Rowena R.
The Warden's Retiring by JackOfBladesX reviews
Warden Commander Marahiel wishes to retire from his position, and return to his people. Sadly, it seems that everyone and their mother has an opinion on the matter. In the aftermath both he and Alistair have a chat. Post-Awakening. Rated for cursing.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Mahariel, Alistair
Breaking the Kitsune by Leonineus reviews
Naruto is finally sick of the Kyūbi messing up his life, so he decides he's going to get revenge on it. Rated M for a REASON, if smut offends you DON'T READ IT! COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2524 - Favs: 6,038 - Follows: 2,233 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Salutary Neglect by Thundereaper reviews
The Weak Man Writes the Stories. The Free Man Decides their Place in it. The Wise Man Knows How it will End. But it is the Strong Man who Writes the Epilogue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,551 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Harry Potter and a Very Different Goblet of Fire by Mionefan reviews
A what if AU story where too many people meddle with the Goblet of Fire with surprising results. Neville is selected instead of Cedric and Harry is Fleur's hostage to rescue. Dark Dumbledore. Rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,803 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 3181 - Favs: 7,832 - Follows: 8,019 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
To Hell and Back, for You by AJ Cruz the Gemini reviews
After defeating Aizen, Ichigo wondered what could be next. He hoped that everything would just be slow and uneventful the rest of his life. To bad the universe, and a purple haired goddess, has other ideas.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,907 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S.
In the Presence of Enemies by bourkem reviews
A Naruto TwoShot. Having declined a position in the mission to retrieve Sasuke, Naruto is instead sent an another assignment. During his travels, he will meet an unlikely ally and face-off against unknown enemies. Rated M for for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 145 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
A Slight Misunderstanding by muishiki reviews
Ranma/X-men. Ranma does not go to NY. He doesn't even leave Tokyo. Trouble always seems to find him, though, and that trouble usually has two X chromosomes. Add a perverted JiJi, and the stage is set for a slight misunderstanding. RanmaXRogue.
Crossover - Ranma & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,526 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Ranma
Fighting Alone by Thomas3Garchomp reviews
Ash is left alone when training for his match with Volkner. Will Ash overcome the new challenges? Will he fail on this challenge or will this make him stronger than ever? Possible romance later probably with Cynthia or harem.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,020 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Harry Potter Bunny Ranch by Jason Thompson reviews
Everyone else is doing it, why shouldn't I? This'll be the place I place all those story ideas that may be fit to print but not fit to expand. Multiple charecters, multiple pairings, all AUs. Mostly unrelated. Tastes Great and is Less Filling!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., N. Tonks
Kami no Shinobi by Rael Orion reviews
Spoilers up to chapter 500. As Uchiha Madara prepares to unleash the Kyuubi, a surprising person makes his appearance. Saving Kushina and stopping the Kyuubi, this man needs not even make himself a legend. He already is. Pairings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,194 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15035 - Favs: 8,562 - Follows: 6,464 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Juniper by Agent Spielplatz reviews
A conspiracy within Konoha leads to a near fatal encounter for Naruto on the night of the Genin Exams. As he copes, his team struggles to work together and live up to the Hokage’s expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,830 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Shinobi of Fairy Tail by Raidentensho reviews
At the V.O.T.E clash the energies were so great that Naruto was sent into another dimention where magic destroys the kyubbi. He will meet the Fairy Tail guild 8 years before the start. Then flash forward to present when Lucy meets up with Natsu.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,100 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Naruto U., Erza S.
The Scorpion's Sting by fledge reviews
Sequel to The Secret Diary of Fleur Delacour. So you should read that first. Set in Harry's fifth year, and more or less AU. Find out how Fleur gets to Hogwarts for her last school year, and how Harry's and her fight against Voldemort goes on. Re-posted f
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 161,964 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Fleur D., Harry P.
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Finite Life by Dalxein reviews
Naruto, possessing the final Bijuu, was hunted down by Akatsuki only to have his mind pushed back one month by Kyuubi repeatedly to correct his mistakes. Seeing no way out, he spent his days perfecting a jutsu to send him back even further... -NaruHarem-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,916 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Determination by Sdebeli reviews
Faced with the reality of shinobi life after the battle at the bridge in Wave, Naruto turns a new leaf and begins training seriously. Serious Naruto/ NOT GODLIKE, pairing Naruto x Anko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 169,476 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Path of Decision by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,647 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 170 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 3,989 - Follows: 2,923 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 8,491 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Bat by LJ58 reviews
Sometime in the future, Batman has disappeared, and Gotham struggles to hold out against the darkness that now returns to threaten his city. But a shadow has suddenly returned to cover the city as The Bat seems to have returned. What lies ahead now?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 69,780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
What The Eyes Can't See by Platinumsabr reviews
One and a half years after the epic adventures in Hueco Mundo, one seemingly forgotten friend struggles with feelings of inadequacy. What will happen on the road to greatness? Angst, WAFF, M/F, Multi-Pairing. Lemon Warning. Reviews always appreciated!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,575 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by Defenestratable reviews
AU. Harry is two years older than canon and raised by Remus. Neville is BWL. Story of Harry's search for knowledge to cure his mother. Snarky characters, witty humor, Quidditch, deeply developed OCs. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 298,836 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 3,424 - Follows: 1,808 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4534 - Favs: 10,201 - Follows: 4,648 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Measure for Measure by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe reviews
Fornicate with the universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,716 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G., Katie B., Astoria G.
Turning Over a New Leaf by Grey Goose 74 reviews
Naruto X Femm Kyuubi Fic.With the seal growing weak the Kyuubi is able to break free from it's cage and comes into the world ready to take it's revenge but what will happen when Naruto tries to stop the most fearsome of Bijuu from roaming free in Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,294 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Unique Hospital Visit by SilverFang88 reviews
This is just a little something that I'd written out of pure boredom. Naruto/Yugito One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Operator by Case13 reviews
After years as ANBU officer Mugen, Naruto must remove his mask to work alongside the man who cost him a teammate and a half to save Uchiha Sasuke from himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,071 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Hana I.
Can I Keep Her? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 266 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Better than Oz's costume by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF where Xander picks a costume that actually outranks Oz's fourth season Halloween costume.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 154 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
A Twist of Chance by MockV reviews
AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 177,237 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9140 - Favs: 6,542 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 3,283 - Follows: 2,896 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 2,472 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5875 - Favs: 12,829 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Voldemort's Last Spell by Louis IX reviews
Voldemort intended to kill the whole Potter family, but something unexpected happened. Now, the Dark Lord must face the result of a severely twisted Prophecy as well as a very old... thing. What history can Harry have after this? What history can he make?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,198 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Twenty cups of sake by Case13 reviews
In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 118 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
Theory of Relativity by American Soldier reviews
Crossover fic. An old friend comes to visit Xander
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,389 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Xander H., Wednesday A. - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3627 - Favs: 6,763 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10417 - Favs: 15,916 - Follows: 4,880 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
This Never Happened to Superman by Jason Thompson reviews
Peter's having Girl Trouble
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Felicia H./Black Cat - Complete
It Wasn't His Fault reviews
It had started as a normal enough day. Before he managed to Potter it up worse than anything else he had done before. (Yes, that is an actual term. Dear sweet Hermione had a laugh about that one and Harry learned that his bookworm best friend had a bigger pranking bone in her body than the Weasley twins, his father, and his Dogfather all put together.)
Crossover - Sandman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Complete