Author has written 35 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Moulin Rouge, Star Wars, Dragon Ball Z, Black Jewels Trilogy, and Pokémon.
"...I'm gonna be near folks. I ain't gonna try to teach 'em nothin'. I'm gonna try to learn. Gonna learn why the folks walks in the grass, gonna hear 'em talk, gonna hear 'em sing. Gonna listen to kids eatin' mush. Gonna hear husban' an' wife poundin' the mattress in the night. Gonna eat with 'em an' learn. Gonna lay in the grass, open an' honest with anybody that'll have me. Gonna cuss an' swear an' hear the poetry of folks talkin'. All that's holy, and all that's what I didn' understan'. All them things is the good things." ~Preacher Casy, The Grapes of Wrath.
"So... what's so spectacular about Spoons? They're the most amazing implements ever created. When Man made Spoon, he started a long tradition of innovation that would lead to things like the Internet and cheeseburgers. Be honest, what can't a Spoon do? You can eat just about anything with a Spoon - you can even sharpen it into a steak Spoon. You can dig out of jail with a Spoon, hence why they banned metal ones in prison. Spoons function as makeshift mirrors. The reflection from a Spoon can start a fire. Spoons can even be kinky, if you want to use them that way. Spoons are devine implements, worthy of our admiration and respect. Have you used a Spoon today?"Welcome to the new, improved, updated profile of one Blade Malfoy Celebare! Otherwise known as your friendly neighborhood Kenobi-Wan stalker... or Mrs. Kenobi Greenleaf Malfoy Weasley Lupin McGregor :D
~Excerpt from Tassadar the Cheese God's Guide to the Sacred Spoon
Name: Meagan Strudelicious
Location: California... aka the state that held a recall and elected an Austrian body-builder as our replacement govoner
Neopets Screename: blademalfoy
Favorite Color(s): Green 'n Silver
Harry Potter House: Slytherin or Hufflepuff
Lightsaber Color: Silver or Green
LoTR Race: Elf or Hobbit
Birthright Jewel: Purple-Dusk
Offering Jewel: Green
Daemon: Tassyr the Wildcat, male
Star Wars Race/Occupation: Human Jedi Knight with a Silver lightsaber and the gift of mind tricks... hehehe... you WILL read my stories...
Desired Real-Life Occupation: Veterinarian/Writer/Artist
Favorite Books: Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Farenheit 451, Call of the Wild
Favorite Movies: Star Wars (All Episodes), Moulin Rouge, Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings, The Princess Bride, A Life Less Ordinary, Chicago, Down with Love
Movies I Hate: The Scorpion King, The Time Machine, The Hours (First time was ok... second time made me want to drown myself), Dragonheart (Worst acting ever? The knight in Dragonheart)
Favorite Bishounen: Ewan McGregor, Heath Ledger, Orlando Bloom (notice a pattern?)
Future Home: England
Best Made-up Characters: Alec Flare (scientist), Tassadar Twinspoons (Alakasam), Kal'Take Chanre (Kyri Jedi), Aquel Faemir (human Jedi)
Cool Things I've Done: Seen a midnight movie at the Rialto (Princess Bride, wee!), eaten pidgeon, jumped off a telephone pole (ok, I used a bungee cord...), spent two months in England with my grandparents (when I was 10), dessed up for Harry Potter: CoS, helped lead my Junior retreat, swam in water cold enough to kill you, been through an ice storm, made it on my school's LIFE team... and that's all I can think of at the moment :p
An Explanation of the Ewan Phenomenon
I find I ought to explain my rabid fanship, so I don't come off as a totally airheaded fangirl with no life. Yes, I drool over Ewan McGregor. Yes, I've rented movies solely to see him in them. However, I am not just a fan because of his looks! He's an outstanding actor, and incredibly versitile. He's done comedy, drama, sci-fi, musicals, even horror, and does them all very well. He can sing (Moulin Rouge), he can dance (various movies), and he can do a vast array of accents (Black Hawk Down comes to mind). Even if he wasn't extremely good-looking, I'd be a fan anyway. Oh, yeah, and I liked Moulin Rouge way before I became a rabid fangirl... ;) Same goes for Star Wars. I'm a child of the Old Trilogy, baby!
The Gryffindor Rouge - Not so much a parody as a tribute, this is the story of Moulin Rouge told with Harry Potter characters and settings. One of my personal favorites :)
Unwell/Disease/Fallen - A series of Star Wars song fanfictions set to Matchbox 20 songs.
Things to Say While Waiting In Line/Talkshows - Not to be completed due to a ban on talkshows, but humorous anyway. Very good for a laugh.
Random Thought of the Moment:
I got into Ohio State!
Pet Peeve of the Moment: Homework @.@
Friends (GO READ THEIR STUFF!):
Celeb Ryu ze Poetry Master and self-proclaimed Queen of Angst
Adnap Nottap, the cool author with a PUBLISHED BOOK! Woo! Gosh darnit, you'd better write the sequal soon, Adnap, afore I... uh... kill Taro again!
Saturn T. Riddle, author of Obi-Wan's Choice AND To Meet Again... which you'd better go read, EVERYONE! NOW!
biblehermione, advocate of all things humorous
Nerdy People That Rock
George Lucas the Super-Nerd
Remus Lupin the Nerdy Marauder
Ewan McGregor with his Nerdy Glasses
Peter Jackson the Nerdy Fantasy Guy
Doug Chiang, nerdy Star Wars designer
Alec Flare, my personal Nerd Boy
Any and All Star Wars Nerds
Links you MUST VISIT or face the WRATH of ME!
*My Website! ! Go there!
*The New Moon Wolf Pack, a Wolf RP site! !
*The petition to un-ban NC-17 fics!
The Excessively Long List Of Movie and Book Quotes to Live By:
"You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi, Return of the Jedi
"Do or do not, there is no try." ~Yoda, 'Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back'
"You were right about one thing, master: the negotiations were short." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'Star Wars: The Phantom Menace'
"I felt a great disturbance in the force. It felt as if a thousand voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'Star Wars: A New Hope'
"Ancient weapons and hokey old religions are no match for a good blaster at your side." ~Han Solo, 'A New Hope'
"Would somebody get this walking carpet outta my way??" ~Leia, 'A New Hope'
"Anakin! How many times have I told you to stay away from power couplings??" ~Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'Star Wars: Episode II'
"Do you hear that? That's the sound of a hundred deadly things headed this way." ~Qui-Gon, 'Star Wars: Episode I'
"When they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into oblivion." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'Star Wars: Episode I'
"That's the price. That's always the price." ~Boba Fett, 'Hard Merchandise'
"Always a pleasure meeting a Jedi." ~Jango Fett, 'Star Wars: Episode II'
"Whenever you gamble, my friend, you're going to lose sometime." ~Qui-Gon Jinn, Episode I: The Phantom Menace
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." ~Inigo Montoya, 'The Princess Bride'
"This is for postarity, so be honest. Tell me, how do you feel?" ~Count Reugen, 'The Princess Bride'
"It's not my fault, being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise." ~Fezzik, 'The Princess Bride'
"R.O.U.S's? I don't think they exist." ~Westley, 'The Princess Bride'
“Inconceivable!?~Vizzini, ‘The Princess Bride?
“As you wish.? Westley, ‘The Princess Bride?
Lord of the Rings:
"I would use the ring out of a desire to do good, but through me it would weild the power to do evil to great and terrible to imagine." ~Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings
"They stole it from us, preciouss... and we wants it back!" ~Gollum, 'The Two Towers'
"Would you like me to describe it to you, or should I get you a box?" ~Legolas, 'The Two Towers'
"The dwarf breaths so loudly we could have shot him in the dark." ~Haldir, 'The Fellowship of the Ring'
"I reckon it's not safe for us to sleep together tonight, Mr. Frodo." ~Sam, 'The Two Towers'
"Follow the White Rabbit." ~The Matrix
"Do not try and bend the spoon. That is inpossible. Instead, try and realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends, but yourself." ~Psychic kid, The Matrix
"There is no spoon." ~Neo, 'The Matrix'
Pirates of the Carribian
"But why is the rum gone?" ~Jack Sparrow
"That's interesting." ~Jack Sparrow
"It's captain Jack Sparrow..." ~Jack Sparrow
"My father was not a pirate!" ~Will Turner
"Weddings! I love weddings! Drinks all around!" ~Jack Sparrow
"Is that the best you've got?" ~Sirius Black, "Order of the Phoenix" page 805
"Don't be afraid of death. Be afraid of the unlived life." ~The Narrator, Tuck Everlasting
"It said that dead people tend to ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual." ~Lydia, Beetlejuice
"I'm doing the best I can under really difficult circumstances!" ~Robert, A Life Less Ordinary
"We are worms!" ~Pain and Panic, 'Herculese'
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved, in return." ~ Christian, 'Moulin Rouge'
"Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. It always turns out BAD!" ~The Narcoleptic Argentinian, 'Moulin Rouge'
"I'll fong you!" ~Wat, 'A Knight's Tale'
"The next time you see me you'll be looking up at me from the flat of your back." ~William, 'A Knight's Tale'
"Sweet mother of Macrame!" ~Dad, 'The Fairly Oddparents'
"I'm dead sexy!" ~Fat Bastard, 'Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me'
"Some men just can't hold their arsonic..." ~'Chicago'
"Ten minutes." ~Various Characters from 'Down with Love'
"It doesn't take Nazi rocket scientists to figure this one out." ~Catcher Block, 'Down with Love'
"We set out to change the world, but ended up changing ourselves instead." ~Curt Wilde, 'Velvet Goldmine'
The Best Quote Ever:
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a (censored) big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of (censored) fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing (censored) junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, (censored)-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?" ~Mark Renton, 'Trainspotting'
Cool Real-Life People Quotes:
"I'm waiting for the right moment to drop my Jedi knickers and pull out my real lightsaber." ~Ewan McGregor, regarding Star Wars: Episode I
"That's the one, isn't it? ...and it's mine!" ~Ewan McGregor, regarding his Lightsaber in Episode II
"I couldn't do a movie like [Star Wars] and not get to use my lightsaber!" ~Samuel Jackson, regarding Episode II
"[Musicals] have been done before, but not like this. Never like this." ~Ewan McGregor, regarding Moulin Rouge
"Meagan, you're such a freak!" ~A Good Friend of Mine
"Oh yeah?? Well, I'm going to live forever, got that? Forever!" ~Orlando Bloom, regarding his role in 'The Fellowship of the Ring'
"Hooray for humping the wall!" ~Celeb Ryu
"Fear the fangirls with their minds in the gutter and washing down the storm drain!" ~Me
"The women in L.A. are really scary. Someone should tell them, You don't look any younger. You just look uncomfortable and weird.?~Ewan (A/N: It's true!! It's so true!!)