Lady Celebare
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Joined 02-22-02, id: 174552
Author has written 35 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Moulin Rouge, Star Wars, Dragon Ball Z, Black Jewels Trilogy, and Pokémon.
I got into Ohio State! WOHOO!!

"...I'm gonna be near folks. I ain't gonna try to teach 'em nothin'. I'm gonna try to learn. Gonna learn why the folks walks in the grass, gonna hear 'em talk, gonna hear 'em sing. Gonna listen to kids eatin' mush. Gonna hear husban' an' wife poundin' the mattress in the night. Gonna eat with 'em an' learn. Gonna lay in the grass, open an' honest with anybody that'll have me. Gonna cuss an' swear an' hear the poetry of folks talkin'. All that's holy, and all that's what I didn' understan'. All them things is the good things." ~Preacher Casy, The Grapes of Wrath.

"So... what's so spectacular about Spoons? They're the most amazing implements ever created. When Man made Spoon, he started a long tradition of innovation that would lead to things like the Internet and cheeseburgers. Be honest, what can't a Spoon do? You can eat just about anything with a Spoon - you can even sharpen it into a steak Spoon. You can dig out of jail with a Spoon, hence why they banned metal ones in prison. Spoons function as makeshift mirrors. The reflection from a Spoon can start a fire. Spoons can even be kinky, if you want to use them that way. Spoons are devine implements, worthy of our admiration and respect. Have you used a Spoon today?"
~Excerpt from Tassadar the Cheese God's Guide to the Sacred Spoon

Welcome to the new, improved, updated profile of one Blade Malfoy Celebare! Otherwise known as your friendly neighborhood Kenobi-Wan stalker... or Mrs. Kenobi Greenleaf Malfoy Weasley Lupin McGregor :D

Name: Meagan Strudelicious
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Location: California... aka the state that held a recall and elected an Austrian body-builder as our replacement govoner
Neopets Screename: blademalfoy
Favorite Color(s): Green 'n Silver
Harry Potter House: Slytherin or Hufflepuff
Lightsaber Color: Silver or Green
LoTR Race: Elf or Hobbit
Birthright Jewel: Purple-Dusk
Offering Jewel: Green
Daemon: Tassyr the Wildcat, male
Star Wars Race/Occupation: Human Jedi Knight with a Silver lightsaber and the gift of mind tricks... hehehe... you WILL read my stories...
Desired Real-Life Occupation: Veterinarian/Writer/Artist
Favorite Books: Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Farenheit 451, Call of the Wild
Favorite Movies: Star Wars (All Episodes), Moulin Rouge, Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings, The Princess Bride, A Life Less Ordinary, Chicago, Down with Love
Movies I Hate: The Scorpion King, The Time Machine, The Hours (First time was ok... second time made me want to drown myself), Dragonheart (Worst acting ever? The knight in Dragonheart)
Favorite Bishounen: Ewan McGregor, Heath Ledger, Orlando Bloom (notice a pattern?)
Future Home: England
Best Made-up Characters: Alec Flare (scientist), Tassadar Twinspoons (Alakasam), Kal'Take Chanre (Kyri Jedi), Aquel Faemir (human Jedi)
Cool Things I've Done: Seen a midnight movie at the Rialto (Princess Bride, wee!), eaten pidgeon, jumped off a telephone pole (ok, I used a bungee cord...), spent two months in England with my grandparents (when I was 10), dessed up for Harry Potter: CoS, helped lead my Junior retreat, swam in water cold enough to kill you, been through an ice storm, made it on my school's LIFE team... and that's all I can think of at the moment :p

An Explanation of the Ewan Phenomenon
I find I ought to explain my rabid fanship, so I don't come off as a totally airheaded fangirl with no life. Yes, I drool over Ewan McGregor. Yes, I've rented movies solely to see him in them. However, I am not just a fan because of his looks! He's an outstanding actor, and incredibly versitile. He's done comedy, drama, sci-fi, musicals, even horror, and does them all very well. He can sing (Moulin Rouge), he can dance (various movies), and he can do a vast array of accents (Black Hawk Down comes to mind). Even if he wasn't extremely good-looking, I'd be a fan anyway. Oh, yeah, and I liked Moulin Rouge way before I became a rabid fangirl... ;) Same goes for Star Wars. I'm a child of the Old Trilogy, baby!

Reccomended Reading:
The Gryffindor Rouge - Not so much a parody as a tribute, this is the story of Moulin Rouge told with Harry Potter characters and settings. One of my personal favorites :)
Unwell/Disease/Fallen - A series of Star Wars song fanfictions set to Matchbox 20 songs.
Things to Say While Waiting In Line/Talkshows - Not to be completed due to a ban on talkshows, but humorous anyway. Very good for a laugh.

Random Thought of the Moment:
I got into Ohio State!

Pet Peeve of the Moment: Homework @.@

Friends (GO READ THEIR STUFF!):
Celeb Ryu ze Poetry Master and self-proclaimed Queen of Angst
Adnap Nottap, the cool author with a PUBLISHED BOOK! Woo! Gosh darnit, you'd better write the sequal soon, Adnap, afore I... uh... kill Taro again!
Saturn T. Riddle, author of Obi-Wan's Choice AND To Meet Again... which you'd better go read, EVERYONE! NOW!
biblehermione, advocate of all things humorous

Nerdy People That Rock
George Lucas the Super-Nerd
Remus Lupin the Nerdy Marauder
Ewan McGregor with his Nerdy Glasses
Peter Jackson the Nerdy Fantasy Guy
Doug Chiang, nerdy Star Wars designer
Alec Flare, my personal Nerd Boy
Any and All Star Wars Nerds

Links you MUST VISIT or face the WRATH of ME!
*My Website! http://www.templeofkenobi.com ! Go there!
*The New Moon Wolf Pack, a Wolf RP site! http://www.avidgamers.com/nmp !
*The petition to un-ban NC-17 fics! http://www.petitiononline.com/KEEPNC17/

The Excessively Long List Of Movie and Book Quotes to Live By:
Star Wars:
"You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi, Return of the Jedi
"Do or do not, there is no try." ~Yoda, 'Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back'
"You were right about one thing, master: the negotiations were short." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'Star Wars: The Phantom Menace'
"I felt a great disturbance in the force. It felt as if a thousand voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'Star Wars: A New Hope'
"Ancient weapons and hokey old religions are no match for a good blaster at your side." ~Han Solo, 'A New Hope'
"Would somebody get this walking carpet outta my way??" ~Leia, 'A New Hope'
"Anakin! How many times have I told you to stay away from power couplings??" ~Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'Star Wars: Episode II'
"Do you hear that? That's the sound of a hundred deadly things headed this way." ~Qui-Gon, 'Star Wars: Episode I'
"When they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into oblivion." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'Star Wars: Episode I'
"That's the price. That's always the price." ~Boba Fett, 'Hard Merchandise'
"Always a pleasure meeting a Jedi." ~Jango Fett, 'Star Wars: Episode II'
"Whenever you gamble, my friend, you're going to lose sometime." ~Qui-Gon Jinn, Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Princess Bride:
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." ~Inigo Montoya, 'The Princess Bride'
"This is for postarity, so be honest. Tell me, how do you feel?" ~Count Reugen, 'The Princess Bride'
"It's not my fault, being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise." ~Fezzik, 'The Princess Bride'
"R.O.U.S's? I don't think they exist." ~Westley, 'The Princess Bride'
“Inconceivable!?~Vizzini, ‘The Princess Bride?
“As you wish.? Westley, ‘The Princess Bride?

Lord of the Rings:
"I would use the ring out of a desire to do good, but through me it would weild the power to do evil to great and terrible to imagine." ~Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings
"They stole it from us, preciouss... and we wants it back!" ~Gollum, 'The Two Towers'
"Would you like me to describe it to you, or should I get you a box?" ~Legolas, 'The Two Towers'
"The dwarf breaths so loudly we could have shot him in the dark." ~Haldir, 'The Fellowship of the Ring'
"I reckon it's not safe for us to sleep together tonight, Mr. Frodo." ~Sam, 'The Two Towers'

Matrix
"Follow the White Rabbit." ~The Matrix
"Do not try and bend the spoon. That is inpossible. Instead, try and realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends, but yourself." ~Psychic kid, The Matrix
"There is no spoon." ~Neo, 'The Matrix'

Pirates of the Carribian
"But why is the rum gone?" ~Jack Sparrow
"That's interesting." ~Jack Sparrow
"It's captain Jack Sparrow..." ~Jack Sparrow
"My father was not a pirate!" ~Will Turner
"Weddings! I love weddings! Drinks all around!" ~Jack Sparrow

Harry Potter
"Is that the best you've got?" ~Sirius Black, "Order of the Phoenix" page 805

Misc. Movies:
"Don't be afraid of death. Be afraid of the unlived life." ~The Narrator, Tuck Everlasting
"It said that dead people tend to ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual." ~Lydia, Beetlejuice
"I'm doing the best I can under really difficult circumstances!" ~Robert, A Life Less Ordinary
"We are worms!" ~Pain and Panic, 'Herculese'
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved, in return." ~ Christian, 'Moulin Rouge'
"Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. It always turns out BAD!" ~The Narcoleptic Argentinian, 'Moulin Rouge'
"I'll fong you!" ~Wat, 'A Knight's Tale'
"The next time you see me you'll be looking up at me from the flat of your back." ~William, 'A Knight's Tale'
"Sweet mother of Macrame!" ~Dad, 'The Fairly Oddparents'
"I'm dead sexy!" ~Fat Bastard, 'Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me'
"Some men just can't hold their arsonic..." ~'Chicago'
"Ten minutes." ~Various Characters from 'Down with Love'
"It doesn't take Nazi rocket scientists to figure this one out." ~Catcher Block, 'Down with Love'
"We set out to change the world, but ended up changing ourselves instead." ~Curt Wilde, 'Velvet Goldmine'

The Best Quote Ever:
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a (censored) big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of (censored) fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing (censored) junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, (censored)-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?" ~Mark Renton, 'Trainspotting'

Cool Real-Life People Quotes:
"I'm waiting for the right moment to drop my Jedi knickers and pull out my real lightsaber." ~Ewan McGregor, regarding Star Wars: Episode I
"That's the one, isn't it? ...and it's mine!" ~Ewan McGregor, regarding his Lightsaber in Episode II
"I couldn't do a movie like [Star Wars] and not get to use my lightsaber!" ~Samuel Jackson, regarding Episode II
"[Musicals] have been done before, but not like this. Never like this." ~Ewan McGregor, regarding Moulin Rouge
"Meagan, you're such a freak!" ~A Good Friend of Mine
"Oh yeah?? Well, I'm going to live forever, got that? Forever!" ~Orlando Bloom, regarding his role in 'The Fellowship of the Ring'
"Hooray for humping the wall!" ~Celeb Ryu
"Fear the fangirls with their minds in the gutter and washing down the storm drain!" ~Me
"The women in L.A. are really scary. Someone should tell them, You don't look any younger. You just look uncomfortable and weird.?~Ewan (A/N: It's true!! It's so true!!)

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The Drabble Collection by Minerva McTabby reviews
Short and random HP things, rated K to M. Gen, slash, het, humor, squick, smut, angst. Featuring Snape, Harry, Hermione, Albus, Riddle, Voldemort, Sirius, Draco, Peeves, Dobby, ghosts, Dementors, Squid, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Severus S., Voldemort
Cops: In Montmarte by Spawkwing Diamond reviews
Why you shouldn't watch Cops right after Moulin Rouge...I thought it was hysterical, but then again, I am insane : A NEW UPDATE! AFTER A 3 YEAR HIATUS! REJOICE!
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 4/29/2002
Star Wars Song Parodies by Rabid Wookiee Y reviews
Get ready to belt out Star Wars versions of hits of the past and present!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 59 - Words: 26,452 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 4,050 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bitter Tears by Adnap Nottap reviews
CHAPTER 7 IS UP! I updated! Ron reflects on his mistakes and how it effected his relationship with Hermione. Now he wants to get her back but it will prove harder than he thought, especially now that Viktor has come back into the picture.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,726 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Misery by Bittersweet Memories reviews
Think the Sorting Hat likes it's job? Think again. This is a snippet of what it thinks about when its alone and forgotten in Dumbledore's office. First Fanfic. Please R&R. Flames accepted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Albus D., Voldemort
End Of The Line by Celeb Ryu reviews
Pan's died of a drug overdose....Trunk has locked himself up until he realizes he can wish her back......but things will never be the same....T/P oh and some B/G
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,633 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 10/15/2002 - Trunks, Pan
Suffer by Saturn T. Riddle reviews
5 up The Guardien of Lorien shouldn't fall in love... especially before a battle. Kind of going by the movie version of TTT.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Haldir
Breaking Free! by Celeb Ryu reviews
After being missing for many years Vegeta's sister, Celeb, returns but is she safe? and will she ever trust anyone? and what's bugging her anyways?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2003 - Published: 11/16/2002
Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Corny Romance by The Potterettes reviews
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a force darker than evil threatened Star Wars fans worldwide. It was the corny romance, and could be fatal. The answer? A hunky Obi-Wan, a seriously cynical Padme, and an Anakin who can't spell his name.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,744 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 8/15/2002
Yesterday's Children by beachglass5387 reviews
Leia is transported back into episode I-III time period. SHe isn't there to change anything, but to come to terms with who she is. Ever wonder What leia would think of anakin, padme, or obi-wan? Please R/R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/20/2003 - Published: 10/30/2002
LoveDeathLife by Celeb Ryu reviews
Bulma tries to kill herself but someone finds her just in time B/V *COMPLETE*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/26/2002 - Published: 4/21/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Whats On Your Mind? Or as called by me, My Show! by biblehermione reviews
Whit has a show with four secret co-hosts and they ask Star Wars characters questions! Leia's coming on next! Please send in questions for her!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 6/5/2002
Tales Of The Brokenhearted by Brown-Eyes1 reviews
**UPDATED FINALLY** Obi Wan makes a confession to Padme after her rage wounds his soul. Takes place during Episode III. An Obidala (well kind of). A very sad fic. Please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2002 - Published: 8/19/2002
Punishment For My Sins by obaona reviews
Obi-Wan's thoughts and life on Tatooine. Vignette.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2002
Warmth In The Snow by Spawkwing Diamond reviews
Satine and Christian have a moment...filled with SONGS! WOO HOO!
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2002
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
Untitled by Justin Weasley reviews
I don't like this one... But, some of you might... Another POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2001
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Torn reviews
A little one-shot, Sirius's PoV: What was he thinking when he had to prevent Lupin from attacking Harry and co. in PoA? Remember to review on your way out ;) SLASH WARNING
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Bond Never Broken reviews
Just a simple Obi-WanQui-Gon slashfic, my view of how their relationship may have become more than just master and apprentice. Reviews appreciated;flames loathed
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Faith Hunters reviews
Two decades after Mewtwo's escape from New Island, other Two projects begin crawling out of the woodwork. Two of the most infamous are the lovers Curt and Brian. When they begin working for Team Rocket, they fall into more than they bargained for...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 11/30/2003
Amidala's Lover reviews
Madness drives one to commit terrible atrocities... a poem-fanfiction using Robert Browning's 'Prophyria's Lover' - quite dark and twisted... but R&R is very appreciated :)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/13/2003
Fallen
Yet another Matchbox 20 Star Wars songfic! This time, it's a reflection on Anakin's fall to the dark side, done to 'Feel'. Enjoy it! - RE-POST in better format
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Published: 9/16/2003
Autographs, ObiWan, and a C3P0 pen! Oh my! reviews
Chapter 7 UpYep... it's another 'three friends get sucked into the SW universe' fic. However, this one starts out with a rabid fangirl hunting down a certain autograph... set during Episode II! Randomly funny! Expect a ton of Ewan-related crossovers!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002
Thoughts of a Jedi reviews
*CH 5 UP* Yes, it's another character diary fic! In this piece we discover how Obi-Wan Kenobi's mind works. Frightening? Perhaps. What could a sexy Jedi possibly think about...?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003
Unwell reviews
What drives the mind to the breaking point? This is a 'lil reflection piece/songfic to Matchbox 20's 'Unwell', set post-AOTC. Enjoy! Reviews are much appreciated!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/16/2003
Bending Spoons reviews
Anakin can't understand why his training's going so poorly. He can't even do the little things that all the other pupils can. Can his mentor shed some light on the situation? Post-TPM, Pre-AOTC, NON-SLASH! Obi/Ani slash is icky. R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2003
I Am reviews
*Palpatine's Chapter Up* If Midichloriens could speak....
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2003 - Published: 10/27/2002
The Kindred Hunter's Kindred Files reviews
Lucivar, Daemon, Karla, and Greysfang set out to make a humerous spoof of the Crocodile Hunter for Janelle and Surreal. With Daemon and a bug net, how can you go wrong? My very first Black Jewels fic, so reviews appreciated!
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2003
Free of your Disease reviews
The Dark Side is like a disease, eating away at the godness in things... like the goodness in Anakin Skywalker. The song is Matchbox 20's 'Disease'. Read and enjoy! Reviews are welcome :D
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/3/2003
Breaking Free: Blade's Story reviews
*CH 4 UP*Vegeta's sister is held captive on the planet Ryuten, where an evil doctor plots to use her in his foul plans for conquest... can Celeb Ryu escape his curse with the help of her friends? This story from Blade's POV
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,313 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Vegeta
Twinsabers: The Master reviews
*Ch 5 Up*Kal'Take Chanre had a terribly low Midi-Chlorian count. Aquel Faemir was a rogue knight. The Force brought them together, and only they can save each other...Just what tests can the bonds of Master and Apprentice survive? Re-Post, new version
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,754 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2002 - Published: 12/6/2002
Another Star Wars Talkshow: Episode III reviews
*Chapter 2 Up*We're back! I've seen loads of talkshow fics around lately, so I figured it was safe to try another. Come on into my Talkshow Tower for some wacky Opra-esque fun! NEW: non-moive characters!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/23/2002 - Published: 11/21/2002
The Jedi Fellowship reviews
*ON HAITUS* When five very different Jedi Knights and two rebellious Padawans are thrown into a dangerous mission, the fate of galaxies is suddenly placed on their shoulders. Great author-insert fic!!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,697 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2002 - Published: 5/24/2002
Trickorwhat? reviews
Anakin's never had a party before, but Obi-Wan isn't exactly the partying type. Can a little Halloween fun change his mind? Post-Episode I, lots of cuteness and coolie costumes. Please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2002
Sil the Composer reviews
There were other lives to be heard behind the velvet curtain of the Rouge. This is the story of one, Sil, a woman who gave everything to have her music heard, and her conflict with everyone's favorite poet. Not a Mary-Sue! R for adult themes
Moulin Rouge - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2002 - Published: 10/22/2002
Emerald Marshmallows reviews
Wintertime often brings fridid thoughts to the minds of cold-hearted people. When Draco examines the condition of his own soul, what will he find? Can a simple mug of chocolate and some green mini-marshmallows change him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Draco M.
Lightsaber reviews
After the fateful duel with his father, Luke Skywalker's feelings are in a tormented tangle. How can he combat the darkness within? Can a lightsaber's glowing blade bring light back into his spirit? Please R&R; I need constructive criticism!!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/16/2002
It's About Love reviews
Here's my second poem about the realities of the Rouge - this time it focuses on the simple fact that the love of two people can leave others painfully outcast from the lover's duet. Please R&R; you won't be dissapointed.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/14/2002
The Gryffindor Rouge reviews
*COMPLETE* Here it is, the first of my Moulin Rouge parodies! This one centers in on a doomed romance between Ron and Hermione... with Snape as the horrible duke! I really hope you guys have as much fun reading this as I did writing it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,529 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 28 - Updated: 10/11/2002 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken Ends reviews
A week after the Battle of Geonosis, Obi-Wan Kenobi has little better to do than sit and repair his broken lightsaber. What thoughts creep into his consciousness as he repairs the broken ends?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/5/2002
Come What May reviews
Obi-Wan Kenobi is experiancing the double blow of Anakin's loss and Padme's grief. He wants to express how he feels to her, but how can he when he is the cause of her pian? Obidala Songfic!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/30/2002
Reincarnation reviews
This is one of the more original fics about Satine's death and Christian's reaction to it. Believe me, you won't be dissapointed in it. Plenty of prose, inner thoughts, and Satine's somewhat strange reincarnation await you in the latest of my Moulin Rou
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2002
One who Muses reviews
Approxamately 7 months after Satine's death, Christian's life is hitting an all-time low. The young poet is slowly killinghimself through alchohol and depression. Can a little divine inspiration save him?
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/29/2002
Another Star Wars Talkshow 2: Episode II reviews
This is my second attempt at a talkshow fic, once again involving SW characters. Last time I hadn't seen Episode II, which put a damper on things, but this time, all episodes are open for questions! Expect lots of humor! R for language
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2002 - Published: 7/27/2002
Star Wars - Beach House Style reviews
I know it's been done, but not like this. Complete mayhem reigns at a SoCal Beach house when two crazy authors set some Star Wars characters loose. Crossovers include Moulin Rouge, Life as a House, Lord of the Rings, DBZ, Black Hawk Down, Trainspotting,
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2002 - Published: 8/8/2002 - Complete
I, Elf reviews
This has no relation to the SW book I, Jedi. This is a little list, half-poem, about four of the races of Middle-Earth and what they're all about. Please R&R; I think you'll like it. I may make a sequal with other races.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2002
Another Star Wars talkshow! reviews
Yes, I know it's unoriginal, but my last unoriginal SW fic did really well so... here's another one! Step into the Talk Show room and ask questions of your favorite Star Wars characters from Episodes I, II, IV, V, ancd VI! PG-13 for bishounen mobbing
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,773 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/3/2002 - Published: 5/13/2002
The Most Random Star Wars Poem Ever reviews
This will show you kids what happens after a tough math test... I think my brain was fried... anyway, presenting the most random SW poem ever! It's not supposed to make sense. Just read it!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2002
Shadowed Rouge reviews
This is my first ever Moulin Rouge submission, so be nice! It's a poem about the realities of the Rouge. I hope you enjoy it! Please R&R!
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/27/2002
Witch Burning reviews
Presenting: The flip side of life. Voldemort is gone, and nearly all of the death eaters are as well. Potter has found the Malfoys and he and his auror posse are burning them out... what does Draco think of all this? Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
In the Shadow of Slytherin reviews
Ever wonder where the Malfoy family came from? It all started with the Bad Dragon, a young woman who was one of the Five founders o Hogwarts. However, Salazar doesn't like her much... gets on Salazar's bad side... R for rape & language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Draco M.
What do you want? reviews
What do the LOTR characters really want or love? This poem answers all... including the deepest longings of Gandalf's heart! Much silliness... please R&R! ^^
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/10/2002 - Gandalf