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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19951 - Favs: 12,642 - Follows: 5,325 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Lessons Learned by mistyhaze420 reviews
Jasper and Edward become the best of friends through similar tragic events in their lives. Edward, the geeky messed up kid, soon starts getting some lessons from bad boy, Jasper on how to fit in...What will E end up teaching him? E/J Slash AH Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 419,241 - Reviews: 5620 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Hummer by mabarberella reviews
Can Bella turn away from the alure of the unknown? Can Carlisle resist the forbidden heat of humanity? Bella x Carlisle, M because it's called the Hummer, people! Lemony one-shot written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest. Happy Birthday, Nina!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12076 - Favs: 5,014 - Follows: 3,083 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Mortal Life by hidingfromsomeone reviews
For Jake, the only thing that could make life any worse would be imprinting. The only thing that could make that any worse would be imprinting on another guy. One- shot for Slash Backslash contest NOW EXTENDED! NC-17 for yummy wolfy lemony slash scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,278 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Playboyward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,615 - Reviews: 13779 - Favs: 10,306 - Follows: 7,652 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14088 - Favs: 14,622 - Follows: 8,102 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5319 - Favs: 6,726 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3663 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Tangled by poetic.cheese reviews
Moving back to small town life wasn't something Bella looked forward to, but she got more than she bargained for in the quiet town of Forks. AH, A little OOC. Rated M for language and possible future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,327 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella
Ashen Skies, A Tainted Genocide by QuestionXisting reviews
They told us never to forget, & we promised always to remember. Over-population is now a priority & it seems like the extermination of humans is the only answer. Edward a confused militant is pushed between what is "right" & what his heart is telling him
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
Project Seduce Mr Whitlock by rmhale reviews
Edward's life changed the moment he walked into his senior history class. His boring life was turned upside down by his gorgeous teacher and now it was his mission to seduce an unsuspecting Mr. Whitlock. E/J pairing, contains male slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,074 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Begin Again by C-Me-Smile reviews
Edward is a married novelist of some renown. An unexpected reunion in a bookstore reawakens old feelings in him never fully buried of lost love, desire, aching regret and tentative hope. But does the object of his feelings still feel the same? All-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,432 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Midnight Refreshment by Edward'sLittleTemptress reviews
One night while the family is hunting,a highly frustrated Bella stops by the kitchen for a midnight refreshment to quench her thirst. Little does she know that another one of her cravings is about to get taken care of as well.1shot.Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,680 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Red Corvette by hexumhunnie311 reviews
Shy social outcast Jasper has been in love with Emmett, the king of Forks High and his complete opposite, for two agonizing years. Does Jasper have more in common with Emmett than he thinks? Slash, AH. Entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,747 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6716 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
In the Blink of an Eye by thatwritr reviews
New Moon AU. Bella went cliff diving but it didn't turn out well. She broke her back. A decade later, Edward reappears in her life on the same night she loses her best friend and husband to a freak accident. She's not thrilled to see him. Eventual E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 240,697 - Reviews: 5910 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passion and Disaster by ignrntslt reviews
Jasper has a chance encounter with Edward that changes everything. Lemons! Mature content! Also be warned, the language is natural and fairly coarse, and may offend as compared with the books. I hope you'll read on, regardless!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Jasper, Edward
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Power by OfTheDamned reviews
Jasper is tired of Edward boasting about his mind-reading, and tries to prove that his empathic abilities are more powerful. Slash, M for citrusy consequences. Judge's Pick for Best Vamp in the Slash Backslash Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3445 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Acting Out by eroticfan reviews
AU-human: Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP - there's plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. You'll like Jake here - trust me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,996 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taking Chances by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a medical student at Stanford who is instantly attracted to her professor, Carlisle Cullen. Carlisle lives his life from day to day without really experiencing it. He is consumed by work and his love for his dead wife, Esme. Can the two work out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,445 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4047 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3074 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Elite by Fate.of.Gabriel reviews
Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 154,785 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Bittersweet Hurt by minerva-one reviews
Carlisle/Edward. This story examines the reasons why Carlisle made Edward a vampire - and the subsequent effect on their lives - the desire, the chaos, the hurt, the regret. Warning -- There will be sexual scenes. Drama, Angst, Desire, Sex, Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,085 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19326 - Favs: 11,939 - Follows: 5,467 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
My Brand of Heroin by blinding-rainbows reviews
AU/All Human. Bella has spent the past three months in rehab for her cocaine addiction. What happens when troubled Edward Cullen is committed to the same center? --EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,767 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,408 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
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Picspirations reviews
Picture prompts by the delectable Perv Pack Smut Shack - . pervpackssmutshack . com/search/label/picspiration
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Bella, Alice
The Dreams of the Boy In the Nighttime reviews
Bella Swan has had a tragic and abusive childhood; everyone knew it. But not everyone knew of the bronze-haired boy who visited her in her dreams. He was the only one who knew the true Bella. But Edward wasn’t real, was he? 'M' rating explained in ANs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,807 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Romeo and Juliet reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Mason have been sworn enemies since the moment they first met. Cast for the lead roles of the school’s upcoming production of Romeo and Juliet, they are forced to put aside their differences to focus on their one true passion: acting
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Never Like This reviews
BEST DRY HUMP IN THE SLASH BACKSLASH COMPETITION. Carlisle adopted Edward at seventeen, seeing something in him that caught his attention. But, what if he got his perspective wrong? What if Edward was meant to be something more to him? More than a son?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
First Date reviews
A oneshot sequel to First Kiss - don’t worry, you don’t have to read First Kiss to understand this. Written for Ysar for the April ’09 Support Stacie Auction.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Cuts and Bruises reviews
Leah relives all the things that made her second heartbreak so painful.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
An Emmett Christmas Special Oneshot reviews
Emmett' and 'Christmas': two words that should NEVER be put in the same sentence. Set post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Emmett, Bella
First Kiss reviews
“Do you love me, Jake?" Don't we all wish to see how that first kiss between Jake and Nessie goes? A Two-Shot in Jacob's and Edward's point of view. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
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