Author has written 28 stories for NCIS, Heroes, Bones, Dexter, Modern Faerie Tales, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Merlin, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, and Supernatural.
Hometown: Winnipeg, Manitoba
About me: Possibly insane teenage lesbian with chronic agoraphobia who can't go five hours without writing, even when I have writers block. My purse has more things in it than Mary Popins, and most of it is about as random. I have a thing for bright red lipstick and knives. You could call me a hoarder, and would probably be correct, but I would perfer you call me a packrat. I rant and swear in my own made-up language. I graffti my jeans and bedroom walls. And ceiling. I knit and rughook. I have two cats and a dog. I collect bones, old bottles, snow globes, and beine babies. I have a bag of my hair in my closet. I'm Irish-Icelandic. And I'm going to shut up now.
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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.
Quotes from my life:
The problem with permanent marker is that it lasts longer then most high school relationships. Then how do you get their name off your binder? -Said by a guy in my class. One of the more profound things ever to be said in my math class.
(Me and my friend talking about her exboyfriend, who's allergic to cats)
Run, run, ashmatic child! Run on your little midget legs! -Me to my little sister, who has astama and is short
(my LA teacher asking how many ears we have, my whole class hears 'years')
But that old lady gave me her purse! -A kid in my drama class during improv
(Me and my friend sitting in math, I see a Kleenex box that has 'Moe' written on it)
(Me and my friends are in my cabin, a loud knocking sound comes from outside)
Stop marching, huge army! Its a little girl! With a dagger! We're doomed! -Me, watching Prince Caspian and feeling the need to insert my own lines.
When the other sides army has killer trees, its time to switch sides... -Me, randomly to a friend, thinking about the movie Prince Caspian
I feel like I should be morally outraged, but I really don't have the energy today... -Me to my mom
Robots are taking over the world! -What I yell into the phone every time its a voice recording calling
You pop a balloon, and scream, I've been hit! They never call again. -A kid in my class during a discussion on how to stop telemarketers from calling you
Walking to school this morning, I thought I saw Batman going into A&W, but it turned out to just be a bald guy. -My friend Gen
There may be monkeys and creatures in forests, but you know, only magical forests have cans of pumpkin. I couldn't find any in your cupboard by the way. -Gen
My sister: Is that a tire?
Me: When life gives you lemons, chuck 'em at people, thats what I say.
Me: (At a fancy restaurant with my dad and Gen) (Pulls a plastic eyeball out of my pocket) I have a sudden urge to throw this across the restaurant, then chase after it clutching one eye, screaming 'Has anyone seen my eye?!?!'
Me: (Watchong Bones) Die Hannah! Die, die Hannah!
I can't kiss you because I just washed my hair. -My friend Paige to this random guy who asked to kiss her
So... I have to go... wash... my couch... -My friend Erica when awkward silence starts
My dad: People can't just decide to become terrorists.
I hope you find love like that someday. Not everyone gets to feel that type of love. The type that doesn't come from your heart, but your soul. It might hurt like hell, and it might destroy you from the inside out, but its worth it, just to have that moment of truth. -Me
My cousinish person, Michael: Lets play You Hide Under The Bed Well We Go Into The Other Room And Build A Fort And Then You Come And Look At The Fort Well We Go Hide From You.
I'm bored. I can't sleep. The air is annoying me. -Michael
Kelly: I told mom!
Should I tell them I'm a fruit smuggler? -Me to my friend Gen well trying to cross the border. I kept saying stupid stuff like that and she was trying to get me to shut up.
Shakes white-out* You hear that? Thats the sound of mistakes. -Erica
My sister Kaya (bursts into my room, scaring me half to death): What do you think?
Gen: What did the rabbit say to the chicken?
Me: Seriously, he needs to be hit by a bus.
Kid in my art class: I do not care WHO is telling me this, the school system, the teacher, the god damned Prime Minister. I WILL NOT use this colour paint!
Death is the easy part. Its everyone left behind that has it hard. -Me
That bee is BIGGER THAN JESUS! -Sidney (aka midget #2)
You're more useless than pants on a hooker! -Lisa
You look like a donkey that got kicked in the face by another donkey! -Lisa
I'll take a stroke with a side of heart attack. -My dad at a fast food place
Random girl: (yelling) Anna?!
I like your fries. -Gen
Me: What are you watching?
Me: So you hate cello music?
Drunk guy: -knocks over turtle shell- I think I killed your turtle!
Matt (my sister's exboyfriend): The police were like, okay, we're charging you with breaking and entering. I was like, this is my house...
Gen: Too many people were looking at me today.
Me: If swearing at things fixed them, doctor's would be screwed.
I've discovered that the sound of daleks attemping to destroy the Earth blocks out the sound of teenage parties. -Me
Hey, mom, this bowl is empty, can I put it on my head? -My sister
Lisa: He was with Anne Frank, hiding from the Jews- I MEAN- the Hitlers!
Gen: I'm having caffine withdrawl.
That doesn't happen much, I'm never in the closet. -Me
Me: My hair is doing its best Elvis impression. More proof its actually alive.
Paige: Lmao sorry but that sounds funny.
Anju (my cousin): We went to san fran over the summer break and found a house number 456... on child street.
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