DarkbladerX666
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Joined 11-18-08, id: 1746117, Profile Updated: 04-25-15
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

Hello my friends DBX666 here and I'm hungry for blood.

Age: 22

Sex: Love it

Hair color: Black

Eye color: Brown with a hint of yellow

Favorite hobby: Writing stories, Video games

Favorite family member: My cousin Adrian

Favorite food: Morcillas

Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Bleach, Blood plus, Trinity Blood, Tsukihime

My Likes: Family, Fanfiction, Girls, Friend,s and Horror Movies

My Dislikes: Ignorance, Arrogance, Racism, Kishimoto for making Naruto weak, Bullies, and Twilight

Dream: To have a family


This is damn important.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Post this on your page if you support homosexuals and think people need to get over themselves and realize that those that like the same sex are people too.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy someone just for the heck of it copy this to your profile,

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile,

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile,

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, Demonic Dragon Knight, one-village-idiot,FreeTheKyuubi,DarkbladerX666

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think Naruto totally kicks ass paste this,

If you think Naruto can get any girl he wants paste this,

If you are an ANIME FREAK, copy this into your profile,

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven,

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile,

If you wish Masashi Kishimoto would please let Sakura hook up with Sasuke so she would shut up copy and paste this,

If you just wish for Sakura to shut up paste this,

If you want to see Sasuke bitch slap Sakura paste this,

If you belive Kyuubi attacked Sakura because she didn't like her and is tired of her hurting her man paste this,

If you wish Masashi would just kill Sakura copy and paste this,

If you just plain fucking hate Sakura copy and paste this into your profile,

If you wish Masashi Kishimoto would end Naruto with NarutoxFemKyuubi copy this to your profile,

If you believe Kyuubi secretly loves Naruto paste this,

If you wish Naruto would end with NarutoxTemari paste this to your profile,

If you beleive Temari has a crush on Naruto paste this,

If you just want Naruto would become hokage and have a beautiful wife(Excluding Sakura) and kid and live happily for the rest of his life paste this.

If you believe that Ichigo and Rukia are meant for each other, paste this in your profile,

If you believe that Rukia belongs to Ichigo and Ichigo belongs to Rukia, paste this in your profile,

If you believe that they are perfect for each other, paste this in your profile,

If you believe that they love each other, paste this is your profile,

If you do not believe in IchiHime, paste this in your profile,

If you believe that IchiRuki shall prevail, paste this in your profile,

IF YOU LOVE ICHIRUKI, PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and paste it in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a die-hard IchiRuki lover for life copy and paste this into your profile- Ichiruki lovers unite!!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't draw anime boys worth crap, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

I'm Sorry:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys
out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies next
time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that
special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in
his
head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, repost as" I'm sorry."

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to repost, and you would never
make
your guy feel this way, repost as Subject "Girls dont realize these things"

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...

Female Comebacks (funny!)

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy

Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing

Man: So what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Answering Machine Messages:

1. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya, We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right...really slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll call you back.

2. Hi. I'm probably home, but I'm avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't get back to you, it's you.

3. Hi. Now YOU say something!

4. Hello, if you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call you sooner.

5. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have Lots of money!!

7. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these plastic magnets.

8. This is not an answering machine...it's a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think your name, your number, and your reason for calling...and I'll think about returning your call.

9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and home phone number, and they will get back with you.

10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.

101 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

18. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

19. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

20. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

21. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department

22. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

23. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

24. Play with the automatic doors.

25. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

26. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

27. Repeat #26 in the jewelry department.

28. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

29. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

30. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

31. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

32. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

33. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

34. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

35. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

36. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

37. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

38. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

39. Take bets on the battle described above.

40. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

41. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

42. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

43. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags

44. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

45. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

46. Two words: "Marco Polo."

47. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

48. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

49. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

50. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

53. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

54. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

55. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

56. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

57. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

58. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

59. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

60. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy from the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

You fight, I fight
You cry, i cry
You jump off a bridge, im gonna miss your dumb ass!

A best friend is someone who yells in the hall I LOVE YOU!!
not caring that people think your a lez/gay

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.(AKA. Drinking Buddies)

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Too many people have died because of other's needs of fame and fortune. If you care post this on your profile.

To many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If you've ever REALLY wanted to flame a fanfic but refrained from doing so to spare the author's feelings, copy and paste this into your profile.

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you think the world sucks, copy this to your profile.

If you think you might have issues, copy this to your profile, then go blow something up.

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it.

ONLY IN AMERICA:

1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like your mom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think digimon is, was, and always will be the coolioist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one freaky Digimon lover, copy and paste into your profile.

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch nickelodeon, and are proud of it, copy this into your profile (only Danny Phantom and Avatar...other than that, Nick sucks!)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are from Puerto Rico and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.(VIVA BORICUA!!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson.

If your profile is long, put this into your profile and make it even longer.

If you know a video game/movie/book/anime/manga character or weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goths, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., DigiDestined of Balance, Jingo4754,DarkbladerX666

If your one of those weird people who hate war but love violence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile.

If you hate all predjudice copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to copy this to your profile, you know what to do.

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read all of the listed copy-to-profiles on this profile, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever: danced like no one was watching, sung like no one was listening, written like no one was reading, loved like you'd never been hurt, or dreamed like no one was judging, copy this to your profile.

If you think that bullies should be wiped off of the face of the earth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this in your profile.

Time for a QUIZ!

RULES
You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
Copy and paste this on your profile!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? I wish.
2. Tall? Not tall but not short.
3. In your pajamas? Nope.
4. Left handed? No, I'm right but wish I was.

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Leonel.
3. Person to text you: Nobody does! T_T
4. Was today better than yesterday? Yes, I only had to deliver a paper to my teacher and went home.

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 8 since I was 8.
2. Color(s): Black and Bloody Red.
3. Fruit:Apples.
4. Place: Bayamon, Puerto Rico.(VIVA BORICUA!!)

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? Yes.
2. Are you happy? Not sure?
3. Are you sad? Not really.
4. Are you bored? Yes.
6. Are you nervous? Should I?
8. Are you tired? Somewhat.

ABOUT YOU:

Real name? Adolfo Jose Torres.(NOT HITLER)
2. Nick names? Hitler(Because we share the same name),Checos(My dad's restaurant),and AJ(My initials) .
3. Eye color? Brown with a hint of yellow.
4. Zodiac sign? Taurus, wach it or kill you with my horns .
5. Male or female? Not sure, let me check...Yup male.
6. Slut? If you want me to.
7. Smart? Well I was never held back in school.
8. Hair color? Black.
9. Long or short? I want it long but my mon always gets mad if I don't get a haircut.
10. Sweats or Jeans? Sweats.
11. Phone or Camera? Phone, It's the best of both worlds.
12. Drink or Smoke? Drink, some times.
13. Righty or lefty? Righty I guess?

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Joel.
2. First crush? Karina.
3. First pet? Dog. Forget her name.
4. First big vacation? Was at the Dominican Republic.

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Nothing.
2. Drinking? My saliva.
3. I'm about to: Update my profile.
4. Listening to? Colors of the Heart by UVERworld with my Ipod.
5. Plans for today? Well It's already 11:00 PM so I guess sleep.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Short but not to much.
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Spontanious and a little bit Romantic.
3. Sensitive or loud? Sensitive, like your's truly.
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship.

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? I don't get it.
2. Lost glasses/contacts? A few times but I always find them.
3. Ran away from home? I was thinking about it a few times but I always come to my senses.
4. Broken someone's heart? Please Im the one whose heart get broken.
5. Been arrested? YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE COPERS!!!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? I want to but it's difficult now a days.
2. Yourself? If not your self then who?
3. Heaven? You have no idea how much I want to.
4. Santa Claus? Yup, his my dad.
4. Love? Sure I do, Im not married.
5. Do you like someone? Just one?
6. Do you believe in God? I want to, belive me I do but I seen the world.
7. Answered the truth on all questions? As truthful as I can be.

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
b) The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
b) A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, Carrot, and Naruto
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary
- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
b) Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
b) Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I did everything after 9.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you have never watched Heroes, 24, The O.C., Grey's Anatomy, or any of that stuff, and are sickened by those who do, please copy & paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your dad gets a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.

you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got a high score and jumped in the air and screamed yes, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude' , copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you think that this is too troublesome to read, copy this too profile.

If you are too lazy to copy this to your profile, copy this to your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever looked at the backs of heads that were previously your friends, copy this into your profile.

If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile.( Just so you know I'm not gay it just sickens me how people are denaid their happiness because of sexual preference)

What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that)

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

You know your a writer when:

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.


Man Law

1. No wasted beer in the name of humour.

2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control

3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.

4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home. (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home)

5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.

6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.

7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.

8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.

9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare in case a friend is in desperate need.

10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.

11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then you’re not a man.

12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.

13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrower puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours.

14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favour will one day be replayed.

15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.

Addendum to Man Law No. 15:

If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really shitty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats.

16. It is PAPER, ROCK, and SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober.

17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.

18. You poke it you own it.

19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men.

20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any other country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye to eye if she was to ever find out.

21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to insure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting Girls does not count… rule is in exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day.

22. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E … Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a bet… or if a man is figuratively in a girls pants… (Or any other article of clothing).

23. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violator of this law, should pop his collar.

24. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances.

25. Being a Pirate should be considered a Manly job because pirates get two types of booty.

26. All men must eat meat. A shitload of meat; if not borderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegetarian, or eat sick shit like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting.

27. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies.

28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry"

29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are separated refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you.

30. under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another man’s attempt at getting some tang. Let’s just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.

31. Every man should watch sports center at least once a day, though multiple viewings are recommended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise that day.

32. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes. Punishment for the attacking male is that if other men see the assault taking place they having the right to take him out back behind a building and show him how to fight with real men. In this situation more than one man may be used in the attacking of said woman beater because he clearly doesn’t mind an unfair fight seeing as he was hitting a lady or a child to begin with. A call to the police is a very last resort and should only be used is said male is over 6' 5" 250lb. or an ufc cage fighter. A kick to the crotch is only called for in cases of rape. If it is merely a guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no shots to the crotch. If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are called for. The punishment must fit the crime and since rape is using that area of the body, it is ok to inflict damage to it.

33. If a woman is present whether family or friend no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as, Mother's day, Birthday's, or St. Patrick's day or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved.

34. No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from man to Manbitch and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships.

35. Women can't drive.

36. In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10.

37. If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of punishment he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of "Manbitch" from his peers and colleagues. Forgiveness is pending the severity of the broken law...or a case of beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what is manly...and what is not.

38. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you don’t agree with the war they are your country men fighting to protect you and you should show them your support

39. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. Modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past.

40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.

41. Do not have a conversation at a urinal.

42. A man will not live in his parent’s house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war.

43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this". And the right to leave the room.

44. Sex is more important then talking

45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.

46. Grilling, regardless of weather, is always the first choice for cooking.

47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat

48. Men will invite other men to Man Law

49. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "it’s not their brand."

50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game shoes or not.

51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in the region of the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely. If at a football party, scratch away, just no handshakes.

52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart, cold pizza.

53. If you spill a man’s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup.

54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you can’t drink it in said time, don’t open it. If you can’t drink it in said time, your man status will be up for review.

55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped.

56. It is never a man’s responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. Beer cans may be staked or crushed while the bottles may be thrown into neighbour’s lawn.

57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer.

58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway.

59. The bachelor’s party is exclusively male. (except the entertainment).

60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. It’s understood that said friend will repay beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser quality.

61. A man purse is still a purse.

62. No man shall dance for fun unless it’s to increase his chances with a member of the opposite sex.

63. Body paint is only acceptable on a man if it’s on game day and to support his team.

64. No man shall bring a woman to the guy’s night out. This is punishable by verbal abuse for life.

65. If you do not sweat, it’s not a sport. (People sweat during Beer Pong.)

66. If a large snake catches a man off guard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once.

67. No man shall wear a beret unless it’s for his military service.

68. When lifting weights, it is acceptable for a man to wear compression shorts under the regular shorts. No man shall ever wear compression shorts alone.

69. No man shall ever, under and circumstance, share an umbrella with another man.

70. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Unless it involves a race were the winner receives a combination of the following: beer, food, sex.

71. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want" gets an Xbox. End of story.

72. Keeping beer from other's by hiding it in the fridge is not permissible. Besides, sharing is caring.

73. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. It is for beer only.

74. A man may publicly rebuke another man only if the first man has the man law and number memorized. Otherwise the rebuke must be in private. Furthermore, any man who has the man laws memorized will be deemed a "higher" man.

75. In no situation is it acceptable to sit cross-kneed. You either sit with feet-crossed, no cross, or stand.

76. Men are allowed to lick the plate when done but only when alone or with other men.

77. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone.

78. While smiling, no man shall stick his tongue between his teeth.

79. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, and it is perfectly accepted to watch.

80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice.

81. A man should be able to lucidly explain the rules of one or more of the following sports: Football (not the European kind), Baseball, Lacrosse, or Ice Hockey.

82. The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable...any garment that is not a part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal...exceptions are collars, leashes, etc. exception to this rule are monkeys.

83. Under no circumstances shall any man drink wine cooler...ever...unless beer or liquor is completely unattainable. This includes anything (non liquor) fruit flavoured that comes in a bottle.

84. Under no circumstances shall a man ever defer control of the television remote to a female.

85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.

1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.

2. Your date is using her teeth.

3. Anna Kournikova gets married (female’s identity is subject to change depending on time period Man Law is read).

86. When watching a "catfight" it is perfectly acceptable to choose sides. It is also perfectly acceptable to pray for rippage of clothing.

87. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. Also, no eye-toeye contact for more than one second is allowed. If eye contact occurs, nod upwards, and look away.

88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man.

89. Never should man give a woman the credit card. No exceptions.

90. No man should talk on a telephone to a girl longer than he will have sex with her.

91. Every man should smoke at least one premium cigar in his life. Not any swisher sweet crap either. Cohiba, Monte Cristo, CAO.

92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined.

93. No man shall be held accountable for any promise he makes while drunk unless it was a bet.

94. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

95. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

96. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".

97. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!" (Exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

98. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

99. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.

100. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.

101. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

102. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.

103. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your best friend’s birthday is optional)

104. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriend’s cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

105. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask whose playing. You should know such things.

106. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.

107. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favour of better athletes - as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.

108. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours... unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.

109. You cannot rat out a friend who shows up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way down so he thinks it’s broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.

110. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.

111. Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. And as such said people must consume alcohol on St. Patrick’s Day. Green and/or gold body paint may be worn, but no glitter.

112. When passing another man in a tight area where contact is possible, hole to hole or pole to pole is only acceptable. If it is pole to pole no eye contact should be made. If any detour from this is spotted by any onlooking men, possible labels such as "Fag" may be deemed necessary. Resulting immediate demotion in man status.


Murphy's War Law

1. Friendly fire - isn't.

2. Recoilless rifles - aren't.

3. Suppressive fires - won't.

4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.

5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.

9. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

10. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.

11. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

12. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

13. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.

14. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: -when they're ready. -when you're not.

15. No OPLAN ever survives initial contact.

16. There is no such thing as a perfect plan.

17. Five second fuses always burn three seconds.

18. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

19. A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping. The Ol' Ranger's addendum: Or else they're trying to suck you into a serious ambush!

20. The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.

21. The easy way is always mined.

22. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

23. Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire... For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets.

24. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.

25. If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.

26. When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.

27. Incoming fire has the right of way.

28. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

29. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.

30. If the enemy is within range, so are you.

31. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

32. Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.

33. Things that must work together can't be carried to the field that way.

34. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.

35. Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather (and especially during both).

36. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.

37. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.

38. Tracers work both ways.

39. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take.

40. When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right.

41. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.

42. Military Intelligence is a contradiction.

43. Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up.

44. Weather ain't neutral.

45. If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed toward you.

46. Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground. 'Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go.'

47. The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.

48. Napalm is an area support weapon.

49. Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

50. B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.

51. Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.

52. Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.

53. The one item you need is always in short supply.

54. Interchangeable parts aren't.

55. It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about.

56. When in doubt, empty your magazine.

57. The side with the simplest uniforms wins.

58. Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.

59. If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

60. Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.

61. The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.

62. Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

63. Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ.

64. The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.

65. One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.

66. A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.

67. The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.

68. Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss.

69. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

70. The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.

71. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

72. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

73. No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.

74. If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

75. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism (in boot camp).

76. Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.

77. When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.

78. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.

79. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.

80. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism, to steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

81. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.

82. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that bill is filled by someone else.

83. When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack, when you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.

84. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.

85. A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.

86. Murphy was a grunt.

87. Beer Math: 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

88. Body count Math: 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.

89. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.

90. All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

91. The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

92. The crucial round is a dud.

93. Every command which can be misunderstood, will be.

94. There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.

95. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.

96. If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you, if your ambush is properly set the enemy won't walk into it, if your flank march is going well the enemy expects you to outflank him.

97. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

98. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

99. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.

100. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).

101. There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.

102. Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.

103. The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.

104. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands right at your feet.

105. As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains.

106. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

107. The seriousness of a wound (in a fire-fight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.

108. Walking point = sniper bait.

109. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.

110. If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

111. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

112. The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

113. The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.

114. The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

115. If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

116. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

117. If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

118. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

119. There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you... and miss.

120. Don't be conspicuous; in the combat zone it draws fire, out of the combat zone it draws sergeants, if they can see you, so can the enemy... All or any of the above combined.

121. Avoid loud noises, there are few silent killers in a combat zone.

122. Never screw over a buddy; you'll never know when he could save your life.

123. Never expect any rations; the only rations that will be on time and won't be short is the ration of shit.

124. Respect all religions in a combat zone, take no chances on where you may go if killed.

125. A half filled canteen is a beacon for a full loaded enemy weapon.

126. When in a fire fight, kill as many as you can, the one you miss may not miss tomorrow.

127. It is a physical impossibility to carry too much ammo.

128. If you survive an ambush, something's wrong.

129. If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in battle, he can see yours too.

130. Flashlights, lighters and matches don't just illuminate the surrounding area; they illuminate you too.

131. Just because you have nearly impenetrable body armor and a hard-ass Kevlar helmet, doesn't mean you don't have exposed areas.

132. There are few times when the enemy can't hear you: When he's dead, you're dead, or both. Addendum: When he's not there, when you're not there, or both.

133. Never cover a dead body with your own in hopes of looking like you're one of the casualties. Even using his cadaver is a stretch to avoid being shot "just in case."

134. You're only better than your enemy if you kill him first.

135. Never underestimate the ability of the brass to foul things up.

136. You have two mortal enemies in combat; the opposing side and your own rear services.

137. You think the enemy has better artillery support and the enemy thinks yours is better; you're both right.

138. Three things you will never see in combat; hot chow, hot showers, and an uninterrupted night's sleep.

139. "Live" and "Hero" are mutually exclusive terms.

140. Once you are in the fight it is way too late to wonder if this is a good idea.

141. NEVER get into a fight without more ammunition that the other guy.

142. Decisions made by someone over your head will seldom be in your best interest.

143. Sometimes, being good and lucky still is not enough.

144. If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops probably do not have what they need.

145. If you are wearing body armor they will probably miss that part.

146. Happiness is a belt fed weapon.

147. Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative.

148. If you are allergic to lead it is best to avoid a war zone.

149. Hot garrison chow is better than hot C-rations which, in turn, are better than cold C-rations, which are better than no food at all. All of these, however, are preferable to cold rice balls even if they do have little pieces of fish in them.

150. A free fire zone has nothing to do with economics.

151. Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better.

152. Being shot hurts.

153. Thousands of Veterans earned medals for bravery every day, a few were even awarded.

154. There is only one rule in war: When you win, you get to make up the rules.

155. C-4 can make a dull day fun.

156. There is no such thing as a fair fight -- only ones where you win or lose.

157. If you win the battle you are entitled to the spoils.

158. If you lose you don't care.

159. Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow, what is important is what you are doing -- NOW -- to solve our problem.

160. Always make sure someone has a can opener.

161. Prayer may not help . . . but it can't hurt.

162. Flying is better than walking, walking is better than running, running is better than crawling. All of these, however, are better than extraction by a Med-Evac even if it is technically, is a form of flying.

163. If everyone does not come home none of the rest of us can ever fully come home either.

164. Carrying any weapon that you weren't issued (e.g, an AK) in combat is NOT A GOOD IDEA! -A combat vet will know the sound of an unfamiliar weapon in an instant and will point and shoot. -Not only that, AKs use green tracers which mean "shoot 'em all and let God sort them out".

165. As has been noted, "Friendly fire isn't!"


Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.

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Repairs, Retrofits and Upgrades by Progman reviews
A series of problems, and a series of solutions. Korra applies traditional methods, while Asami turns to more modern innovations. Sometimes, you can take things on faith. Other times, you have to be pragmatic. One isn't better than the other, but it doesn't always seem that way.
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Veritas Aequitas by Bonesboy15 reviews
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Dilation by Jefardi reviews
Blake has her eyes dilated and can't read. Black Rose/Ladybug fluff [Cover Art provided by Masheroo/Thatonea] NOW UPDATED FOR LADYBUG THURSDAY (Thank you reddit for giving me a justification to come out with a chapter :P )
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 27,906 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 3/12 - [Blake Belladonna, Ruby Rose] Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long
Hunting or Bust by Master Attlon reviews
The paths we find ourselves on. Are they predetermined by fate? Or do we really have the power to change our future? Will we stick to the paths we find ourselves on? Or if a chance presented itself, would you take it? This is a new path. A new chance at life. A...did that kid just spew chunks all over the deck? Yes. Yes he did.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,594 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ruby Rose, Jaune Arc
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Hermione's death has left scars on everyone. While Harry's friends pull together as a group, the young man responsible for bringing them together has descended into darkness, and begins following a path that he had thought he'd left behind. Sequel to Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,136 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 2,308 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Harry P., Susan B., Daphne G.
Days of Justice by Goliath101 reviews
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Crossover - Justice League & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,266 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 5/4 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Karen Starr/Kara Zor-L/Power Girl, Danny F.
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Crossover - Danny Phantom & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 89,133 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 5/10 - Danny F., Dani, OC
Naruto: Jinchuriki of the Six Paths by X009 reviews
When Naruto sees Sasuke seemingly sacrifice himself for him at wave, he awakens the Rinnegan. See how its power affects his destiny. Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 238,439 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 3,727 - Follows: 3,919 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 11/30/2011 - [Naruto U., Fū, Yugito N.]
A Chance Encounter by spectre4hire reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 224,117 - Reviews: 1935 - Favs: 4,782 - Follows: 5,934 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,180 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,888 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), OC
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Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,660 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 7/15 - [Robin, Raven]
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Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,441 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Naruto U.
Caught in the Web by FrivolousThoughts reviews
A series of one-shots involving the Amazing Peter Parker/Spider-Man, thrown into various situations with a vast number of Marvel/DC/everything else girls! (Inspired by Maximus- Reborn's Everybody Loves Spidey). Latest chapter- Clara Kendall (Tomorrow Woman)!
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Titans Phantom by rinofmidnight reviews
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Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 364,392 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Danny F.
The Measure of a Man by Tweek-23 reviews
In the wake of terrible personal tragedy, Peter Parker faces his demons, and while Carol tries to help him through, it will ultimately be up to Peter himself to find his way back. Part Two of the "Doomed" Trilogy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,430 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 3/15 - [Spiderman/Peter P., Ms. Marvel/Carol D.] Captain America/Steve R., Doctor Strange/Stephen S.
Ultimate Fairy by Ultimate10 reviews
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Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 482,534 - Reviews: 4864 - Favs: 6,521 - Follows: 6,034 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U.
The Ghostly Leaguer by TheWhiteTitan reviews
Danny Fenton was just a normal kid before the lab accident. Now, after receiving a strange cry for help, he became one of Earth's mightiest heroes! Read and find out how Danny Phantom lives the life of the hero! AU. Before the Justice League was formed and a few months after Danny got his powers!
Crossover - Justice League & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,910 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Danny F.
Vigil by Peptuck reviews
Mankind has survived its crucible, and while scarred and changed by the Ethereals, they advance into the cosmos. The galaxy beyond is a place of wonder and terror, of wealth and strife. Amid the threats and opportunities, both within and without, XCOM remains vigilant. Mass Effect/XCOM/Eclipse Phase/FEAR/Destiny fusion.
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 141,167 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 9/2/2014
Harry Potter and the Virtual Magical Island by Xavras reviews
Before starting their 6th year, several students are chosen for a special project. Using American magical technology, they are to have a DADA training in a simulated world, as a team of six students working together. When an accident occurs, sending Harry and five others into this virtual magical world without their wands - what else could go wrong? ?HP/DG, ?TD/NL, ?HG/DM
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Love Falls Forever by Axinite15 reviews
When she was a child, the Heiress, Weiss Schnee, was kidnapped by the White Fang. She was freed by a mysterious Faunus saviour in red. And yet, despite all the odds against them, they soon became friends. How could the event of their chance meeting change their lives? WhiteRose, Bumblebee, Falling Petals, Faunus!Ruby. Rated M for some swearing, violence and Gore, no smut.
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Fang's Embrace by BurningPeace reviews
Ruby is a young wolf Faunus with exceptional skill, wishing to become a huntress and improve the world for all. Weiss hopes to make a name for herself, not live by the one her family has created. Blake hopes to meet her savior and bring peace to the Faunus. Yang searches for inner peace. Will they be able to prevail, or will darkness prevail over them? M for Violence
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,295 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee] [Yang Xiao Long, Blake Belladonna]
Smoke on the Water by P.H. Wise reviews
Centuries after the Ethereal war, after humanity discovered a galaxy filled with alien life, after the defeat of Sovereign, the abductions have begun again. This time, entire human colonies are disappearing. And a reborn Commander Shepard and the long-thought defunct Extraterrestrial Combat Unit may be the only thing standing between humanity and extinction... (XCOM/Mass Effect)
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,039 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, Miranda L.
Devil Ninja by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Thrown into a new world, Naruto Uzumaki does what he does best: cause as much chaos as possible while climbing to the top. Hokage may be out of his reach, but that doesn't mean he can't set a new goal for his life.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 236,855 - Reviews: 3058 - Favs: 4,949 - Follows: 5,148 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Naruto U., Rias G., T. Koneko
Payment Plan by Argo0 reviews
Ron's debts are piling up and now there's only one way to fix this problem. Fortunately for Hermione, it's a price she is more than willing to pay. Harry/Hermione, Harry/Rose, Harry/Hermione/Rose. Includes character bashing (Ron) and lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,551 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 2/28 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Rose W. - Complete
Death Is Only The Beginning by Captain Hair reviews
9-year old Ichigo lived and died about 100 years ago. Sent to district 78 of South Rukongai, Inuzuri, you can guess who he'll meet. He was the one who changed her world. But now he's going to change it, right from the very beginning. Perhaps in death, they'll find happiness. It is but the next great journey...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 289,115 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Of White Roses and Bumblebees by Mr. Blender reviews
A series of nonrelated shorts following White Rose and Bumblebee through their relationships and various escapades.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,739 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee] [Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long]
Finding You by WoNdY Alice reviews
Everything is back to normal after Robin returns from Slade. Robin and Raven are still trying to figure out their feelings for each other while Starfire struggles to move on and be happy with the two. Now the titans face a new threat in the form of an innocent blonde girl who Beast boy has seemingly grown attached to. RobRae. BB x Terra. One-sided RobStar. Sequel to With You.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,898 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 4/23/2013 - [Raven, Robin] [Beast Boy, Terra] - Complete
Ouvertüre in Snow by EireneHarmonia reviews
Someone once told me that everyone's heart is like a snowflake: delicate, unique, beautiful, and easily melted by love. Then is my hardened and frozen snowflake a reflection of a cold and callous heart? Teach me to love, Jack, so my snowflake may reveal a beautiful and warm heart. Jack x Elsa. Collection of One-Shots.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,109 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Jack Frost, Elsa
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry leaves him kissed with his wand broken in an alleyway. Days later he awakens, magic flaring uncontrollably, his soul seemingly still in one piece. But is it? With no understanding of what has happened to him, what else can he do but keep moving forwards, forced by a fate he never wanted, fighting for a life he never got to live. And fight he will.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 363,144 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 5,359 - Follows: 6,341 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Merging Destinies by KyuubiGoku reviews
Across the Elemental Nations, partners are a must. They look out for each other, they have each other's back and they face the trials ahead of them. Each Nation has a Fate seal, a seal that binds two together forever. Condition, no affection can be used. Naruto has been alone, but he doesn't care. Will he accept his future partners or reject them? Naruto x Anko x Kurotsuchi x Mabui
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 288,824 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kurotsuchi, Mabui
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,125 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 1,894 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Danny Phantom: Ghostly Romances by GreyKing46 reviews
This is a series of one-shots, each chapter will have a different girl, and a different form of Danny. Either normal Danny, Dan Phantom or a Danny from an OC future. And this is also not limited to just ghost girls. Along with the fact that there will occasionally be sequels. So watch, as many different Danny's find their love. Once again this is co-written by Yugiohfan163.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 3/3 - [Danny F., Ember, Kitty, Desiree]
The Golden Devil by Oturan Namikaze reviews
A fateful meeting between two people can change so much. Naruto knows this after meeting a spirit who had been sealed away for centuries. Now attending Kuoh Academy, his eyes are opened to a world full of Devils, Fallen Angels, and other supernatural beings. Watch as he fights with a power never used by a Devil before. NarutoXHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 195,529 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 3,540 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Naruto U., Rias G.]
Casting Shadows: Like Moths to the Flame by Dr. ForgottenFables reviews
Danny had finally found a way to get rid of the ghosts. And after sealing them away he was free to move on with his life. But when his parents move the family to Heatherfield, he ends up in a different interdimensional conflict. As the mystic hearts all meet, will they learn to work together to put a stop to Phobos, or will the misunderstandings keep them all divided?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,867 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 2/23 - Danny F., Will V., Elyon B.
Pages by mikotyzini reviews
Yang Xiao Long is an expert at flirting with girls - tall ones, short ones, princesses or thieves...it made no difference to her. But when she stumbles into Pages, a tiny bookstore she's never even noticed before, she might as well have entered an alternate dimension.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,295 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 6/7 - [Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long] Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee - Complete
Small Changes by Digitize27 reviews
Really, how much can small things affect the world? Little things like the colour of someone's hair? Their Mentor? Maybe... their date of birth? -Discontinued- -Up for adoption, PM me-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 195,081 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 2,904 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
NYC: Best Friends by shadowwolf547 reviews
One shot. Everyone has one of those friends that can get you to do absolutely anything. For Haley, her friend comes in the form of a Halfa.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9 - Dani, Haley - Complete
Omniformer: The Beginning by Ultimate10 reviews
Jack Darby's life if about to change. He stumbles across a device known as the Omnimatrix. He now has the ablity to transform into over a few dozen aliens with an enormous range of powers. He will have to put them to the test when a dark lord arises and threatens to destroy the Earth. Pairing is Arcee/Jack. Inspired by TF: Prime and Ben 10 AF
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,847 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Arcee, Jack D. - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 932,944 - Reviews: 7538 - Favs: 8,161 - Follows: 7,373 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
No Genin Left Behind by JMenace reviews
Sasuke finds his name in a bingo book next to the word genin. Naruto realizes he shares a rank with his son. Gaara wants a vacation. This year's chunin exams are going to be rough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 5/5
Naruto: Legends of Two Jinchuriki by X009 reviews
As Naruto embarks on his three year trip, a single argument and a chance encounter forever change the course of his destiny. Watch as these two hurt souls, linked by a red string of fate and a shared burden, strive to overcome the obstacles in their path. Rewrite of Naruto: Nine and Seven.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,585 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 2,382 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 2/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Fū]
Remnant's Reclaimer by Hysterical Clerical Hijinks reviews
Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,835 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 2,083 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Blake Belladonna, Ruby Rose] [Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long]
Changes In Dynamics by 0oDemigod reviews
Harmonic Convergence has passed, leaving the world to enter a new era. However, one mistake leaves Korra navigating new territory, all while Team Avatar attempts to solve a mystery thirteen years in the making. There's just one catch... the CEO of Future Industries is carrying the Avatar's child, and their enemies will not hesitate to use that against them. (AU of Book 3)
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,093 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 12/26/2014 - [Asami S., Korra]
Lost and Found: The Noble Six Chronicles (RELOADED) by RichardHusky reviews
Spartans did die. He knew this to be a cold, hard fact. Sometimes it took a lot... sometimes it took a mistake. A broken detonator. A shot to the back of the head. If you made a mistake, a simple fault, it didn't matter who you were. Noble Six's fault was wondering if he should keep going on empty. But, in some cases, hesitation was the key to survive. (Cover art illustrated by me)
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,796 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 2/28 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Absolution by The Struggling Warrior reviews
Everyone thought that the trials would be over when the war was finished. With traitors and threats to their existence still active, though, the ghosts must keep the peace while gaining new allies such as a team of young heroes. Unfortunately, this is made difficult with past mistakes and new tragedies proving just how difficult it is to forgive and forget. (Sequel to Obsession)
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 435,517 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Danny F., Dani - Complete
Boundless Love by Yuri-hime reviews
Their love knew no bounds. Ruby x Weiss x Blake
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna - Complete
Forgotten Rose by Jacklyn Frost reviews
Marred by scars and the death of her only friend during the time she was held captive by Roman and Cinder, a Red Rose wilted. Will she ever learn to talk again, or will this Rose be forgotten? (There will be some [Cookies & Cream] and [Enabler] in this story) (Rated M for very dark themes and torture) [TEMPORARY HIATUS! Refer to profile for more information]
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long, Cinder Fall, Neo
The World's Strongest Human by Bonesboy15 reviews
AU (duh): In the faraway kingdom of the thirty-sixth reigon, a young man watched as a boy his age defeated the monster known as Cell. Seven years pass and the young man has since moved to Satan City, where he meets a new friend and faces new challenges. A Naruto and Dragon Ball Z cross over like never before! Co-Written by Engineer4Ever. T for language.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,526 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 12/11/2014 - [Gohan, Videl] Naruto U.
Legacy of the Cursed Mask: Battle Across Time by OrionPax09 reviews
InuYasha, Michiru, Kaname, and all the others are faced with a new danger, one that ripples across time and into new worlds. With so much at stake and the ties that bind them already strained, can they survive what is to come, let alone triumph? (Rated T, rating may change).
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 50,062 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 12/31/2014 - [Michiru K., Sango] Inuyasha
Doomed by Tweek-23 reviews
Captain Marvel is dying, and it's up to Spider-Man to find a cure. But when his research is stolen by Doctor Doom, Spider-Man and Captain America travel to Latveria to get it back before time runs out. Part One of the "Doomed" Trilogy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,716 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [Ms. Marvel/Carol D., Spiderman/Peter P.] Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,655 - Reviews: 4403 - Favs: 6,679 - Follows: 7,259 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
The Good Left Undone by Darth Malleus reviews
The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 304,542 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 4,078 - Follows: 3,815 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
Continuing Adventure by TheDimensionOfWords reviews
Collection of little stories about Korra, Asami, and the adventure of their love and life together.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Korra, Asami S. - Complete
The Team Seven Turnaround by Hysterical Clerical Hijinks reviews
They aren't exactly what everyone expected. Sasuke isn't a broody avenger, but a witty pervert embroiled in the greatest bromance to ever grace the lands with his sensei, Kakashi. Naruko (formerly Naruto) is an idiot-savant transformed into the perfect(?) woman. Sakura inherited both her power and insanity from her mother and father, the strongest kunoichi ever. Kami save us all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 158 - Published: 2/4 - Kakashi H., Anko M., Tsunade S., Team Seven
The Tides Change Once More by Engineer4Ever reviews
The Avatar isn't the only one reincarnated. See how Naruto takes Republic City by storm with the newest Avatar Korra. NarutoxKorra. The First Naruto/Korra crossover! AU. Season two is on! Indefinite hiatus until further notice.
Crossover - Naruto & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 162,563 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Naruto U., Korra
The Avatar and the CEO by Midori Akiko reviews
A collection of semi-related one shots featuring Korra and Asami after they return from the Spirit World. Sometimes sad, sometimes angsty, sometimes fluffy, sometimes smutty. Intermittent updates.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,865 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Asami S., Korra]
The Days of Winter by mikotyzini reviews
Blake and Yang have grown close over their time as partners, maybe closer than Blake is willing to admit. When someone new comes along that is determined to capture Yang's affections, their lives are temporarily turned upside down as jealousy consumes the ordinarily collected cat Faunus. Can our favorite bumblebees overcome this latest trial?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,746 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 12/26/2014 - [Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long] Weiss Schnee, Winter Schnee - Complete
Naruto: Remnants of the Past by Haine Gray reviews
After the events at the Valley of the End, Naruto decides to cut all his ties to Konoha, and leave everything he suffered through behind. With the greatest of the nine Bijū at his side, he leaves the elemental nations, in hopes of living a life free of his past burdens, and without people trying to control him...little did he know that his past life would come back to haunt him.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,056 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [Naruto U., Blake Belladonna] Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long
Passageways by jerrway69 reviews
Hogwarts Castle decides to interfere in the lives of two of its students to change the past and future from a terrible war and giving the pair an opportunity to find something more than just protection within its walls. AU Story, Political, Fed-up Harry, OC Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 275,304 - Reviews: 4446 - Favs: 4,981 - Follows: 5,575 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Legacy of the Cursed Mask: The Wolf Demon Crisis by OrionPax09 reviews
As Michiru and Kaname journey alongside InuYasha and the others, they learn of a brewing wolf-demon civil war! Can they stop this disaster before it begins?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 551,803 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 5/20/2008 - [Michiru K., Sango] - Complete
Homecoming by dfstoronto reviews
Korra and Asami arrive at the South Pole to meet Korra's parents as an official couple, and Korra finds out that she doesn't know her mother as well as she thinks she does. A post season 4 story.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Korra, Asami S., Tonraq, Senna - Complete
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
One year ends and another begins. During this year, Harry Potter studies under Nicolas Flamel, is forced to deal with a Vampire Princess, and learns there is yet another danger lurking within the walls of Hogwarts, one that's been around since the time of the Founders. What's a poor student with perfect memory to do? Sequel to Gift of Memories. Warning: Character Death!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 227,234 - Reviews: 4174 - Favs: 4,500 - Follows: 4,420 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Afterlife by Ariadnerue reviews
Korra/Asami, oneshot. Korra let out a shaky sigh. She was glad, on the one hand, that they still felt comfortable enough to be so close to each other. On the other hand, it was distracting. And tempting.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/24/2014 - [Asami S., Korra] - Complete
Will of the Primes by Rapidfyrez reviews
What started out as any other day for Team Prime ended in disaster. Now new threats emerge, new powers, and new foes, all gunning for Earth and the galaxy itself, leaving Jack and the rest of Team Prime to prepare... for the coming darkness.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,087 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Jack D.
Darkness Falls by Rapidfyrez reviews
Five years. Five long years since he left. Since Jack abandoned his friends, his family, everyone he cared for. But a new threat is rising, a darkness that could destroy his home and everyone in it. And this time, it may be too much for one man to handle this time. But this time, there is no boy or man to face it. This time there is only a monster left to face the falling Darkness.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,761 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - June D., Arcee, Jack D.
Love Waits by Raziel12 reviews
A story for Halloween: a most unconventional huntress meets a most unusual vampire. Ruby/Weiss. White Rose.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/30/2014 - [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee] [Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
Intertwined Destinies by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Sequel to Altered Destinies. A new threat is on the rise. This time a Primordial Goddess and her children are preparing for their own war against Olympus. Zeus has closed Olympus off from all contact with mortals. Two goddesses decide to put their own plan into action. My version of Heroes of Olympus. I do not own Percy Jackson and The Olympians or HoO. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,681 - Reviews: 2697 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Percy J., Zoë N.] [Annabeth C., Jason G.] - Complete
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,985 - Reviews: 4013 - Favs: 5,725 - Follows: 4,931 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Crossing Worlds 2: Runners Prerogative by Sightbent reviews
All Takuya wanted to do was spend his down time with that special someone, but a call for help from another dimension has him back as a Runner alongside his allies. Now he'll have to do things a bit different than he has before while working with some familiar, but different faces, through times that have passed. 02x04
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,647 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 2/9/2013 - [Takuya K., Hikari Y./Kari K.] Chosen Children/Digidestined, Legendary Warriors
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 6,380 - Follows: 7,918 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Marvelous & Amazing by Reborn Dark Phoenix reviews
A series of one-shots focusing on the dynamic between Carol Danvers (Ms. Marvel) and Peter Parker (Spider-Man).
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,619 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Ms. Marvel/Carol D., Spiderman/Peter P.
X-COM: Enduring Legacy by Wixeron reviews
Humanity has survived, adapted and won against extraterrestrial threats even before they leave Earth. Now, with a changed mentality, they took to the stars and would bring about a revolution to the galactic community and inadvertently, change the course of the Cycle.
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,696 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 7/27/2014
Trolling the League by Noodlehammer reviews
Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,582 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 2,822 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Throes of Passion by Tonlor reviews
Naruto starts to build a Harem, Will he be able to control all the women or will they over run him? This is a 'M' rated story to stay out if you don't like reading naughtiness. As a note. there is little to no plot in this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,846 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Ino Y., Anko M., Hinata H.] - Complete
Star Wars: Outcast Blades by The Incredible Muffin reviews
Forced to flee the Empire to save his life, a Stormtrooper becomes a mercenary in service to the Rebellion. He will put together a team of rejects and oddballs, and they will have a role to play. They are not the heroes the galaxy focuses on; however, even though they are outcasts, the Empire will come to fear their blades.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 124,416 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - OC - Complete
Dark of the Night by Rapidfyrez reviews
Things had finally started to go his way. Optimus had his memories back, the cons hadn't appeared in weeks. Life was finally looking good for Jack. Of course, then he had to walk home at night...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 112,023 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Jack D. - Complete
Along for the Ride by Paladin of Farore reviews
*Left Behind spoilers* It was the placement of the bite that saved Riley, that and the swing of an ax. In a sudden twist of fate, both girls had survived being bitten. One via amputation, the other through a miraculous genetic immunity. Now, the two friends find themselves travelling beside a grizzled man with a broken heart, and braving the wild remains of America together.
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,414 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Ellie, Riley] Joel
Neon Lights by BrokenDreamz95 reviews
Life is easier when you have someone just like you by your side. Delsin/Fetch oneshot collection. Will contain spoilers for Second Son.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,243 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - [Delsin R., Fetch]
Bound by a Similar Destiny by Sightbent reviews
A new threat has arisen in the world. Now the Legendary Warriors will have to battle it in secret in both worlds, but in doing so they will uncover a common family history that has intertwined them with the digital world since birth. 02 x 04 Crossover
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,744 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Legendary Warriors, Chosen Children/Digidestined
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,150 - Reviews: 2955 - Favs: 3,450 - Follows: 3,962 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
Sinful Rose by X009 reviews
Crushed by a twist of fate no one saw coming, abandoned by her mother, left alone with her unfaithful disgrace of a father, Maka starts down a path of darkness from which there is no return. Will they be able to stop her, or will she drag the world down with her as she spirals into madness?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,621 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Maka A., Soul Eater]
Ordinary World by PurpleCardi reviews
Sometimes, the nerdy girl and the tomboy deserve to get the girl of their dreams. A story about what happens after two teenage misfits form an unexpected bond with each other. Rizzles AU set in 1994.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 75,723 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 10/5/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,722 - Reviews: 3694 - Favs: 5,121 - Follows: 4,315 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Zeus, Lord of Goddesses and Demigoddesses by tempfile reviews
What if Zeus figured out that he needed more support after the Giant war? And what if he had a unique way of doing it? After all with 3 millennial of experience, what else could a woman ask for? Zeus / harem. Smut. Lemons. PWP
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,289 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Zeus, Annabeth C., Thalia G., Athena]
Ben 10: Unlimited by The Incredible Muffin reviews
Ben Tennyson has lost everything. Now, in a new universe, he must decide: will he return to the role of hero? BenXSupergirl Based off of sandman7734's story. Complete! Sequel is up!
Crossover - Justice League & Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,834 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Complete
Bioshock Infinite: Hell in Heaven by The Incredible Muffin reviews
My take on Infinite. Booker is an 18-year-old in the year 2013 who finds himself trapped on Columbia. The only way for him to get back home is to help a girl he's never met, while fighting not only the insane residents of the floating city, but his own personal demons as well. Rated M for Language, Violence and Innuendos.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,826 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8156 - Favs: 13,506 - Follows: 10,190 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fate's Debt by fujin of shadows reviews
'I may not regret anything but if fate gave me another chance to redo my revolution, I promised every deity up there in heaven and down in hell, I will do my revolution right this time.' Fate could be cruel, but it doesn't like holding debts. LelouchXKallenXCC
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,895 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 7/15/2012 - [Lelouch L., Kallen S., C.C.]
New Frontiers by X abbodon X reviews
Naruto wakes up after a failed attack to find himself in a different dimension. Naruto/Pokegirls story there will be lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,482 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto Shippuden: Namikaze's Return Redux! by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Starts right after the Sasuke Retrieval, Jiraiya takes Naruto on a three year training trip. Taking his training seriously Naruto strives to become the best he can and learn everything that Konoha denied him. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 379,408 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 5,861 - Follows: 4,863 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Hot And Cold by momoxtoshiro reviews
When Yang and Weiss have a particularly nasty argument, Ruby suggests her methods on having them make up. [Slight Freezerburn and Ladybug. Happy RWBY Tuesday!]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
The Confrontational Approach by Advocaat reviews
In which Prince Zuko can't catch a break. "Wait, you tied Katara to a tree? Wow, that's... I mean... that just explains so much." "I was desperate!" "Whoa! Way too much information there, Sparky." Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Zuko, Katara
Five and One Make it Six by Tiger Lily Roar reviews
(AU) Five times a Cat got the better of a Bat and the one time... well, maybe we should just make it six.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,579 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Robin II - Complete
The Snake Within by arkkitehti reviews
During the Christmas holidays of his fifth year Harry realizes that he should do something to keep things from spinning completely out of his control. He proceeds to make new allies and embraces his more Slytherin side to make use of his considerable resources.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 161,938 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 3,107 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Snowflakes by a kiss of winter reviews
They say that no two snowflakes are completely identical. Neither are people. Elsa the Snow Queen and Jack Frost both have a unique, remarkable power, one that could be marked as either an abomination or amazing. But winter's spirit is not the only power they share. They also have another thing - and that is True Love. These drabbles will explore why and how.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] - Complete
The Phoenix by PearLynn reviews
After losing his memory at sea, Prince Zuko finds himself becoming close with the Avatar and his Water Tribe companions. As they travel the world, they soon become privy to a prophecy involving Zuko that could determine the fate of the world. Will the sacrifices he makes in his journey be in vain? Or will Zuko be successful in becoming the Phoenix?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 293,087 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Frostbitten Mornings by theTwentyNineth reviews
What are Jack's and Elsa's mornings-after like? Rated for safety and based on headcanon.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] - Complete
Perseus and the Monster Force by TheseusLives reviews
ON HIATUS. The most ancient of laws was to never mix the pantheons of the gods. His Greek father is Poseidon and his Roman mother is Lupa. Raised by Daedalus, this unique half-blood immortal child will change the fate of two prophecies. Can he and his family save the world. An alternate universe story. Percy x Thalia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 155,710 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Percy J., Poseidon, Thalia G., Lupa
Ten More Minutes by Litfreak89 reviews
What if Harry had waited ten more minutes and said goodbye to the waitress in HP/HBP? Prequel, "What We Had," is now up on my page!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,050 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Potter Family Chronicles by Prefect Potter reviews
When Daphne expresses her insecurities, Harry decides to prove to her that she's just as wonderful and sexy as the day he married her. He didn't expect his two teenage daughters and his wife's best friend to want the same treatment. Warnings inside. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,742 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Looking into the Abyss by X009 reviews
So much of fate relies on chance. Destinies can be forever altered or destroyed by a single choice, success, or failure. Two changes; a fall in the Shattered Shaft, along with events of thr past that catch up to the present sooner than they should, alter the fates of so many. Will the lost souls recover themselves and find their place? Crossover with Bleach: The Third Phantom.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,866 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.] Karin K., Yuzu K.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10163 - Favs: 10,229 - Follows: 7,189 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Come With Me by Hinn-Raven reviews
She didn't switch sides just because some silly, full of himself hero asked her to. It was a lot more than that. Drabble series. NOW COMPLETE.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 52,607 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - [Jinx, Kid Flash] - Complete
The Last Airbenders by NinjaRiderWriter reviews
Everyone was so sure that Avatar Aang was the last of the Air Nomads, the Last Airbender. But what if he wasn't? In the ruins of the Southern Air Temple, the newly formed Gaang stumble upon a young airbender, how much does one bender change the Avatar and his friends? And more importantly, how much will be changed?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,239 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013
Joining Forces by lightwingsx3 reviews
Everything was at peace for both worlds for the past two years and it seemed to be continuing that way, that was until now… With the return of new and old foes, the Digidestined join forces with the Legendary Warriors. Along the way they must learn to work together, succeed in their quest and save the digital world again 02/04 crossover..
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,578 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Legendary Warriors, Chosen Children/Digidestined
Deviance by Hobbes Rousseau and Nietzsche reviews
Everyone has secrets, ones they guard more than they guard their lives. These are not good things, but they still exist. Fetishes, infidelities, and other sources of deviancy are still there. This is a look at them. WARNING! NTR, Lemons, General Sexual Deviancy, and More Inside! DO NOT CLICK IF EASILLY OFFENDED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012
Dark Comfort by Patient Harmony reviews
Perhaps, it was all about perspective. After all, the dark isn't all bad. Koichi's pov.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Kouichi K./Koichi - Complete
Young Justice: Red X by Hexalys reviews
Robin, leader of the Teen Titans, wakes up in a world not unlike his own, Earth-16. Isolated and stranded, he decides to take up an old alias and joins a new team of young heroes. As Red X he builds a new reputation and battles against enemies both new and familiar. Ch17: Red X fights against Klarion and is placed under a spell, making his worst nightmare a reality.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,292 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman, Deathstroke
With You by WoNdY Alice reviews
What if instead of all the touchy moments between Robin and Starfire were between Robin and Raven? What if Raven was the love interest instead of Starfire? Here's the series with RobRae instead of RobStar. Involves one-sided RobStar, Batman, and Richard Dick Grayson's past.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,815 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - [Raven, Robin] - Complete
Potter's Palace of Pleasure by Argo0 reviews
Betrayed by his wife and disillusioned with the life of an Auror, Harry uses his family fortune to build a palace dedicated to the pursuit of pleasure, both for his customers and himself. HarryMany. Abandoned - see chapter 7 for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,180 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Everybody Loves Spidey by Maximus- Reborn reviews
A series of one-shots featuring several of Marvel's finest women being paired up with Peter Parker, the Amazing Spider-Man. With each chapter comes a different story and pairing. Chapter Thirty-One "Amora - The Enchantress"
Crossover - Spider-Man & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,224 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man
OffRhythm by KnightMysterio reviews
Vinyl Scratch, also known as DJ-P0n3, is one of the most famous DJs in Canterlot. But lately, she's been feeling like something's missing in her life. And then a gray Earth pony mare shows up at her club one night...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,302 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Vinyl Scratch, Octavia - Complete
In The Middle by Forever Free Evergreen reviews
Sequel to From the Start R&R
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Nightcrawler, Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 3,028 - Follows: 734 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Young Justice: Starfire by simpleswede reviews
The team encounters a strange alien on the run. At first she appears hostile, but as Nightwing steps in she turns awfully friendly. This is my idea of how Starfire could have been introduced into the YJ universe. Complete.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,743 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Conner K./Superboy, Megan M./Miss Martian, Zatanna Z. - Complete
Do you like Lemonade? by TheEnderofAllThings reviews
Basically it's a couple of lemon one shot or two shots that i'm trying to dabble in, will be with random people at random times, in random situations of their lives, maybe not even the same universe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013
Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
Enigmatic by Sabaku no Gaara No. 39 reviews
[Seasons 1-4 Crossover] - Though they've all had their fair share of battles, they've never fought together. Until now. The threat that requires all the Digidestined to come together has finally arrived. New friendships, new enemies, and a new 'ally.' One who holds great power that could be the key to defeating their opponent(s). If she cooperates, that is... So far, no luck.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,162 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Takuya K.
Everybody Wants A Slice by Drummerchick7 reviews
Ever wonder what Communications Specialist Samantha Traynor did during all that downtime we didn't see her taking on the Citadel?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Samantha T. - Complete
Wives and Girlfriends: A Harry Potter Mini Series by drphil01 reviews
One-shot chapters of Harry's wives and girlfriends at Hogwarts. This is NOT a copy of 'Harry and his Brainy Girls.' I have borrowed the characters, but will have different plots and make the chapters longer. Rated M for sex scenes and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,381 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Harry P.
Slow Heat by CultOfStrawberry reviews
The Avatar continues his quest to master the elements and defeat the Fire Lord, with Zuko teaching him Firebending. The heat builds up between everyone as the end of summer approaches... especially Zuko and Katara... :includes Blue Spirit!Painted Lady Zutara and Ninja!Zutara!: Set during Season 2 and 3 of the show, with some canon included, but with some really fun twists.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 214,245 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Results of a poker night by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Kami wants a soul back from shinigami. One angel makes a bet with the death god. If she wins against the god at poker, Shinigami has to resurect the soul. A little boy would be more than happy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,179 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
To the Unknown by Youngbountygirl reviews
Yugi and Jaden enter a Tag-Team tornament in Domino City only to discover that the players and themselves are victims of a Shadow Game hosted by a power hungry sorcerer. The losers will instantly be sent to the Shadow Realm.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 123,020 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Yuugi M. - Complete
Come And Break Down These Walls by chalantness reviews
Prompt #181: confusion. He thinks maybe it's just really good timing - or really bad timing, if you think about it - that Cassie joins the Team shortly after he and M'gann break up.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Conner K./Superboy, Cassie S./Wonder Girl - Complete
The Death of Princess Luna by Giga Bowser NS reviews
Princess Luna suddenly and unexpecedly passes away, and ponies all across the land find themselves trying to deal with the tragedy.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,169 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Watching Over Harry by jerrway69 reviews
This is an AU story. Sirius asks Bella to help him watch over Harry. Bella takes her responsibility to heart in more ways than one. I've given this story a M rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 202,126 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Naruto Deserted Island by Freedom Guard reviews
What do you do when you are stuck on an island with plenty of food and water, and the only company you have is a beautiful woman?Naruto is about to find out. Sequel in the works.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 783,233 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kissing Quinn Fabray by vondrunkaton reviews
Quinn comforts Rachel after Finn says something oafish. Rachel is surprised by how sweet Quinn is. There's also some making out in delicious detail. Fluffy getting together fic, rated somewhere between T and M. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,756 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Royal pleasures by SoulHook reviews
Being the princesses of Equestria, Celestia and Luna can have any colt or filly they please. Warning: contains SEXUAL EXPLICIT and BAD LANGUAGE, absolutely NOT suited for audience below the age of 18!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,004 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Fullmetal Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 439,928 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
NU: Birth of the Seekers by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, MASS-X-OVER, DARK/Naruto! NaruX?. World lost to darkness, his heart fell as well. Now as he struggles to live in a new land, soon he finds a new life to live... one much darker than even that of a ninja... WARNING KH-BBS Spoilers...
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 440,281 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Naruto U., Aqua
Golden Wolf Warrior by AgentAyu reviews
What if The Fire Nation royal family was over thrown while Zuko and Azula were children? Ursa, Iroh, and Zuko managed to escape to Ba Sing Se, but Azula wound up at the Southern Water Tribe. This is mostly Azula-centric. Eventually there will be Azutara. DISCONTINUED. REDUX WILL BE UPDATED.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,741 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Katara, Azula
Each One by now you see me reviews
Each character, whether they be Chosen, Tamers,or Warriors, all have something that defines them. A crest, an element, or something else. A look into each of their minds.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Complete
Naruto: A New Path by keybledar43 reviews
Plagued by a nightmare caused by the Kyuubi, Naruto sets out to learn the real reason for being Hokage. Look out ninja world, a new Naruto Uzumaki has arrived! Strictly NaruIno. Other secret pairings. No Harem. Rated M for Violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 227,481 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
LemonyPedia: Naruto and his Girls! by ShinkuSenkou reviews
the name sucks... anyway this is a gather of A LOT LEMONS! all of them are naruto centric and with all the girls you can imagine... thx to all the authors who made this possible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 183,816 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Naruto U.
Demon of Wind by Mr Makulu reviews
AU. The three Wudai Warriors of the Xiaolin temple are faced with a new challenge when they accidently unlock Wuya's apprentice, Rai the Wind demon. Things soon become complicated, especially when Rai decides it's time for a change.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,823 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Raimundo, Kimiko - Complete
The Lion King III: The Lost Prince by Asante reviews
Following the marriage of Kovu and Kiara, a family secret sends Kiara on an adventure to find Kopa, the brother she never knew she had. This story will fill in the gaps between The Lion King II: Simba's Pride and The Lion King: Six New Adventures.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,090 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Simba, Kiara, Kovu, Kopa - Complete
The DigiDestined of Determination by A Dragon Knight reviews
Naruto wasn't told that when he was forced to go to the summer camp trip that he would end up in a entirely different world and partner up with a purple fuzzball of a monster called a Digimon. He knew going to summer camp was a bad idea from the start
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Payment Methods by Naruto Namikaze Uzumaki reviews
Naruto gets kicked out of Konoha for what he did to the Hokage. Now he travels around countries trying to get back into Konoha. Each chapter contains a lemon of girls never before written. Warning this story contains STRONG lemons! Extremely strong lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,538 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
The Lion's Roar by James Spookie reviews
The final in the Lion's Trilogy. Dumbledore has died and left Harry one final task. With Daphne, Hermione and Neville at his side, Harry intends to end the war started the night his parents were killed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,847 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Myrddin Emrys Returns by General Kenobi SIYE reviews
Souls don't always live just once. They can return, typically in a time of crisis, if they are deemed worthy. This is about two such souls. Separated by houses. Will they find each other again? Will they even know? One Gryffindor, one Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 144,494 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Neverending Pokemon Romances by YamiMarik1994 reviews
A soon to be large collection of lemon stories. Send suggestions of any pairing you would like to see. I'll do PokémonxPokemon and PokémonxHuman only. Can do yaoi and yuri. PWP, lemons. See inside for details. STORY ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 143,920 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010
Baby, It's Fact by shyesplease reviews
During Alex's Logo: What if Alex did say something to Justin when the truth spell was on her? What did she end up saying? Read and Review! JALEX! Multi-Chapter Story!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,139 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Legacy of the Cursed Mask: Michiru's Return by OrionPax09 reviews
Three months have passed since Michiru Kururugi has returned from the Feudal Era, when he is reunited with InuYasha and Kagome in the modern world. Does the man they seek hold the key to the Shikon Jewel and the Bone-Eater's Well?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,148 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Michiru K., Sango - Complete
You Know You Trust Your Partner by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,703 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Underneath It All by fembuck reviews
AU. After Genosha Scott takes off and Jean finds herself growing closer to the Institute's newest addition, Emma Frost, than she ever could have imagined. Jean/Emma, femslash
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,285 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Emma F./White Queen, Jean-Grey S./Phoenix - Complete
Establishing Dominance by VFSNAKE reviews
You know the drill. READ AND REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,928 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 430 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Digital Destiny by Necros.Chris reviews
Naruto/Digimon Naruto, Age 8, has been sent to the digital world by a freak accident, only to find that he'll die unless he partners up, 5 years later he is sent to the real world on a mission from Ebonwumon, protect the Light of Digivolution
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,785 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Ruki M./Rika N., Naruto U.
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 3831 - Favs: 7,328 - Follows: 3,955 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the promise of a lifetime by Dreetje reviews
Nine year old Harry receives a letter which will change his entire life and with that letter comes a promise, to become the one who will protect those he loves. Will he be able to keep that promise and come out on top?Join Harry on his quest in life
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 206,995 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A place called home by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
All anyone ever wants out of life is love, a family and home. Sometimes these are right under your nose. Harry/Hermione romance fic. Rated T. Non canon compliant with HBP or DH... probably not OOTP either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,509 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Pokegirls: Red Version by that-guy-with-that-name reviews
A young Tamer named Red goes off on his pokegirl journey, this is NOT pokemon, this is POKEGIRLS...and that means that in this story are HEAVY lemons.
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,309 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Naruto: Rinnegan Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Who am I? Who am I really? Am I the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune? Am I the Legacy of the Yondaime Hokage? Am I the heir to the Sage of Six Paths? I don't know anymore...or perhaps I never did. Starts at T-rating but gradually becomes M-rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 121,207 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Semper Fidelis by koa-chan reviews
AU. She has always been a dreamer. She dreams of every past life. He was always there. They always meet. Always touch. Always collide. And always keep one step in between. - Yet HE wanted to change that. SHE watches him try. / Lelouch/C.C.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,204 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Untold Truths by The-Despondent-Insomniac reviews
It was slightly akin to the knowledge you have a "kick me" sign attached somewhere to your body and everyone is laughing but you... *JALEX*
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
HJG: The Smartest Witch of Her Age? by HarnGin reviews
Hermione attends a very one-sided, yet eye-opening, job interview. Some non-canon content; not for Hermione fanatics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Love is Near by g-peachy-chan reviews
Xion's left devastated thanks to her ex-boyfriend. And it doesn't help much when he keeps on hurting her. However, when she meets a new friend, she manages to keep an optimistic view. RoxasxXion. AU. Slightly SoraxKairi, RikuxXion. Valentine's Day special
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Xion, Roxas - Complete
Destiny of the Dawn by Hikari Sword reviews
Tai receives an incredible power, now he must use it to save his friends. Yet he can t do it alone, he leads the Tamers to battle! Update: It's time to settle things once and for all! This final battle will decide the fate of all worlds! *COMPLETE!*
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,011 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - [Taichi Y./Tai K., Sora T.] Alice M., Vamdemon/Myotismon - Complete
The story of Uzumaki Naruto by Dreetje reviews
After hearing the truth about Kyuubi by Mizuki, Naruto doesn't join Team 7. No, he trains for 6 months under Mitarashi Anko. During this time he learns about his past, his present and his future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 302,050 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 2,596 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
I Live On by weixuan18 reviews
NarutoBleach Xover To think that death is just as screwed up as life. Right, why is he a Shinigami again? Oh, because Uchiha Sasuke became a hollow. Naruto embraces death with a new vigour as he finds precious people to protect once again. NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 234,334 - Reviews: 2611 - Favs: 2,602 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U.
Firsts and Lasts by XtremeGal87 reviews
They were each other's first, and best, friends...but could they be more? A glimpse of Tai & Sora's evolving relationship from their first meeting to the start of whole new journey, and what it took to get them there. Pure Taiora fluffiness! One-shot
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,172 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Sora T. - Complete
Lemons are Sweetest Raw by spirited curiosities reviews
Indulge in these juicy lemons, which feature a variety of Naruto characters. Note: I AM NO LONGER TAKING REQUESTS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,242 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ino Y., Hinata H. - Complete
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Darker Side of Me by blackandblood reviews
Takuya is the leader of a gang notorious for robbing houses. He and his friends figured they would find riches in the next house they targeted. But they never expected to find a missing girl being held captive in the basement. Revenge fic. Takumi
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,279 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Takuya K., Izumi O./Zoe - Complete
Love Me, Sensei by Eclipsing reviews
Someone new moved into Rukia's neighborhood and she absolutely despised him since he started calling her a midget the first day they met. But it was unexpected when she saw him at school, but he's not a student...then that means! ICHIXRUKI Rated M
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,765 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
How Many by EroSlackerMicha reviews
How Many times can a heart be torn aside before real love is found. this is a one shot where Naruto has ups and downs and finds love and acceptance. Lemon inside don't read if you're not old enough Naruto/Temari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 213 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
12 Days of Kigo by introvertedtiger reviews
KIGO. Kim and Shego show their friends and enemies how they celebrate the holidays. God have mercy on them all.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,853 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 4,620 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Lonely This Christmas by writingxonxwalls reviews
Ginny writes a letter Christmas Eve to her relocated boyfriend who never came home. No character death, though! Drabblish-Oneshot. Ginny/Blaise, minor DM/HG, HP/DG, RW/PP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Blaise Z., Ginny W. - Complete
Hearts on Fire by hishinzo reviews
30 drabbles chronicling Usagi and Rei's relationship as it changes from friendship into something much more.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 7,970 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
The Little Child to Lead Him by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
A Christmas visit to Harry's relatives set in motion a number of changes in his life... fatherhood being the largest. Eventually Harry and Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,099 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Anime Master ZERO reviews
The DigiDestined are spending their Christmas holidays in the Digital World. But Tai has a little extra something planned. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL YOU TAIORA FANS!
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Sora T. - Complete
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Got Milk? reviews
After Naruto drinks a milk that's not his he has to pay the price. One-shot, Lemon , Naru/Yoru. First Story.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/24/2010 - [Naruto U., Yoruichi S.] - Complete
Goodnight Kiss reviews
After a night of hunting Hollows, substitute soul reaper Naruto Uzumaki decides to pay his girlfriend a visit to sneak a kiss in her sleep.But is that all he's going to get? NarutoXTatsuki
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010 - [Naruto U., Tatsuki A.] - Complete
Christmas Wish reviews
It's Christmas Eve and our blond Hokage only has one wish. Can his daughter help him grant it? Mina/FemNaru, Warning:Incest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/22/2010 - [Minato N., Naruko U.] - Complete
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