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Joined 11-19-08, id: 1746250, Profile Updated: 12-22-13
Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, and Merlin.

previously VampireJedi

I am a Harry/Draco, Merlin/Arthur, OOQ, Johnlock shipper who is hopelessly addicted to reading and writing fanfiction. I am a sucker for fics in the romance/humour category as well as a complete whore for fluff.

fanxisca has translated Kiss Cam into Chinese: read it here.

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Stories of the Saccharine Kind by xmmconfesses reviews
HPDM Slash. Fluff & Humour! Draco and Harry may not be exactly the same, they’re probably completely different. But like two pieces of a jigsaw, that are rarely the same shape, they're perfect for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 45,338 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Keep Calm and Stay in your Pyjamas by Kuro49 reviews
Skyfall. 00Q. In which Q likes his sleep and James hates his life.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2012 - James Bond/007, Q 1 - Complete
Irresistable Dreams by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
Skyfall - 00Q (Bond/Q) Q can't stop thinking, and fantasising about Bond...
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/5/2012 - James Bond/007, Q 2/R
A Formidable Partnership by LostInWonderland72 reviews
Bond had sworn never to emotionally attach himself to colleagues, they died too often. But somewhere along the line, he had made the mistake of befriending the curious new Quartermaster, though there is bound to be a price to pay. 007 took Q into the field once. Just once. (Craig)007 and (Whishaw)Q. Oneshot.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/30/2012 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
Phantom Orchid by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter goes to Seattle in search of a smuggler and discovers a very familiar person in a quite unfamiliar setting. Is Draco Malfoy really who he is pretending to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unguarded Moments by JoBee 1 reviews
Draco's curled up in Harry's lap with a cold because he doesn't want to be alone. Harry just enjoys the moment. AU, Post war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flirt by xErised reviews
Draco finally decides to give Harry a set of rules and two months, nothing more and nothing less, to court him. But Harry had never expected it to be such a challenge... Post-Hogwarts. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,881 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Easy One by AuroraExecution reviews
-"Here's an easy one, since it's getting late, since you're half asleep, and I couldn't wait." H/D fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dandelion Garden by AuroraExecution reviews
Harry is the one who taught Draco how to blow dandelions. H/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Amelioration by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco return to school for their 8th year, and things are so much different without Harry's imminent threat of being destroyed. What can they possibly do to lighten things up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 3,125 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Pair of Jokers by seditionary reviews
Hotch, Reid and Morgan are on a long drive and need to stop for the night. Hotch discovers something he's not sure he wanted to know about his two special agents. Slash, naughty goings-on.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/17/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Colors by xErised reviews
Tomorrow is the day when Draco will be released from Azkaban. Harry Potter has been desperately waiting. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,259 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 189 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like A Sieve by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco go on a date. OMG, there is no mature adult content! What is wrong with me? I'll work on that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Healing Therapy by faithwood reviews
Harry is sick, but Draco knows how to make him feel better. Humour. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gold Isn't Everything, But It Helps by faithwood reviews
After being disinherited, Draco thinks that Harry and he are quite poor, but he is in for a big surprise. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Why Aragorn Always Seems to be Damp by Fruitful Action reviews
Someone faces a great task... and it involves soap.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
An Unforeseen Predicament by faithwood reviews
Draco worries that due to his unforeseen predicament, Harry won't find him attractive anymore. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Legolas's Two Cents by Fruitful Action reviews
It seems this elf has a pithy retort for anything and everything that may happen to him whilst he traipses around in the company of smelly men and The Most Evil Ring. Legolas's two cents are worth more than your three dollars.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Legolas
A Certain Kind of Memory by jamie2109 reviews
What would you do if you were given less than a year to live? An uplifting Harry Draco story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,105 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Loved By All by Lilith1631 reviews
Draco wants to do the London Marathon... Crack!fic, humour, NOT technicalsporty stuff, COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,971 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Park Bench by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. A very short vignette: Harry and Draco revisit the place where their relationship started. Written to go with an illustration done for Frances Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
10 by Aoife Malfoy reviews
HPDM Slash. AU, No HBP Spoilers. Post Hogwarts. Draco has a bad day, Harry is there to make it better.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3486 - Favs: 7,894 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by Joee1 reviews
While trapped in a wine cellar with Aragorn, Legolas notices some annoying details about his friend.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Yorkshire Puddings by Karina4 reviews
Harry-Draco AU. One-Shot. Non-magic. After an unexpected encounter in a supermarket, Harry’s Christmas takes an interesting turn of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
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The Kissing Booth reviews
Morgana gets a little too creative with fund-raising ideas, Merlin is blackmailed into helping and Arthur and his friends give a fortune to charity. Merlin/Arthur College AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Week in December reviews
It is the week before Christmas, and Harry is feeling far from festive. He finds unexpected cheer in a little pub with a certain snarky blond. H/D fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Well deserved reviews
Draco's husband has been ignoring him lately, and he's not happy. He better get a bloody good present for his birthday...H/D. Written for Draco's birthday 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ten Seconds to Midnight reviews
Another chance, a new start, a new year. Fluffy H/D ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Summer of '99 reviews
One year after the war, Harry takes a holiday to figure out what he wants to do with his life. An encounter with an old classmate leads to a life-changing summer. H/D, currently on hiatus. WILL BE COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,520 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Polaroids reviews
A collection of excessively fluffy ficlets I wrote to cheer myself up after the epic sob-fest that was Deathly Hallows pt 2. Feel free to leave a prompt! H/D, rated for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Revelations reviews
A secret comes out at Harry's birthday party. H/D, written for Harry's birthday 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tattooed Love Boys reviews
Harry and Draco plan to surprise each other by getting tattoos to celebrate their two year anniversary. H/D oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Happy Birthday Draco reviews
Harry is trying to think of an idea for Draco's birthday gift. After all, it can't be that hard to top last year's...H/D fluff, written for Draco's birthday 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Happy Christmas to All reviews
The story of eleven intertwining lives during the Christmas season. H/D, Ron/Pansy, Oliver/Charlie and other pairings. NON-MAGIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Full of Surprises reviews
Draco is determined to throw Harry the perfect party for his 30th birthday. So of course everything goes wrong. H/D, written for Harry's birthday 2010.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss Cam reviews
Harry can't believe his misfortune when he arrives at the year's biggest Quidditch match only to find he's sitting right next to...Draco Malfoy. D/H
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Special Delivery reviews
Draco is relaxing at home when a special delivery comes knocking at his door...short and silly. D/H.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Company reviews
Draco's not used to having company, even when said company comes in the form of one Harry Potter. D/H, pure fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
We Will Not Let This Die reviews
We may not live past today, but we'll always be together. Harry and Draco spend a day together before the last battle. D/H, Draco's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Bloom reviews
Each day, a single flower with an attached message is left in a random spot around town by a particular green-eyed hero. What happens when a certain blonde finds a flower and becomes set on finding the mysterious benefactor? AU, OOC, eventual D/H.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,342 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When In France reviews
How does a sun-soaked, relaxing holiday in the French countryside link back to Harry's past and the person he both hates and loves most in his life? D/H, OOC, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
As Gay As Elta Jones reviews
Missing scene from 'All I Want is Everything': Ginny's reaction to Harry and Draco getting together. AU/OOC!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Close To You reviews
A one-shot sequel to All I Want Is Everything. Ginny's getting married- and Harry and Draco must deal with all the drama that comes along with it- including facing the bride when she's been upstaged. AU, OOC, D/H.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Roommate Wanted reviews
Harry Potter has found the perfect apartment. The only thing he needs now is a roommate-which he finds in a former classmate. However, when Draco moves in, Harry discovers just how hard it is to live with a Malfoy. H/D, slight crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,893 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Six of One reviews
Ginny, Luna, Pansy, Cedric, Oliver and Draco are six successful best friends in their mid-20s living together in an apartment in Diagon Alley. Read all about their lives, loves and laughs during the Christmas season. AU/OOC, Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
Finding That Christmas Sprit reviews
Harry and Draco decorate their house for Christmas. D/H fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete