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Joined 11-19-08, id: 1746327, Profile Updated: 12-26-09
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Hello guys. So I decided it was time I updated my profile. Yeah, it became pretty boring and I HATE boring stuff. So yeah, for all newcomers, my name is Christelle and I'm 16. Guess what? Mauritius is SO aware of Twilight now. Yeah, big stuff. It took them 4 years to acknowledge something that was known of the whole world. It happened beginning February, I think. So now, everyone is like: I love Twilight! I LOVE Edward Cullen! Ahhhh!! A big, fat punch in the face would do them good. Sometimes I just hate the way Mauritians have of knowing an already-well-known-stuff-for-a-hundred-years and even then just because the movie came out. It's pretty irritating.

Okay, enough procastinating. I'm not of that kind. What character do I like at this moment? hmmm... I honestly do not know. I'm taking a break from twilight and writing and I don't really have a preference at this moment. I saw a photo of a guy who resembled Taylor Lautner SO much on a magazine on Thursday. I was like 'oh my gosh' and I just kissed the magazine. Yeah, I kissed it. I'm pretty crazy, I know, but I have always been so... I think it's a bit late to consult.

And guess what? I saw Edward Cullen! Honestly! Well, okay it wasn't the real one but this guy was so much like the one I've been imagining all the way through when reading the book! And he was with his sister. Well, of course I can't know for sure if it's his sister, but they both resembled each other a lot. And he was so cute, and so hot, and wow. I can't believe I saw him. Okay I know it's not THE Edward Cullen, but he had bronze hair as well! Not untidy like Edward's but come on, guys, let me dream. He was super super wow. And he's my own personal Edward. My friends and I call him Ed. One of my friends, Ornella, saw him too so it's not like I was imagining things or I don't know. Maybe one day I'll see him again. Whatever happens, I am happy to know that someone like him exists, like you know, I haven't been fantasizing on someone who isn't real. And I saw a guy resembling Jacob Black too, but not as Ed resembled Edward. It's just that this guy has the right complexion and the same long hair tied in a ponytail that I had been imagining. But it's not like he is THE Jacob Black or even mine, because I'm still waiting for one that will resemble my sweety character extra much. So... I'm still searching. Loading. Please Wait. lol.

So yeah, I guess that's it. I have been wanting to update my profile for a while now but I just hadn't got the time. Still busy with school. And yeah, those who are reading this and who have read my stories, please note that my exams doesn't finish until late November so when I meant November I meant about November 27th or something like that. Consider it December. Sorry for any inconvenience. And yeah, guys, thank you for being with me all along and I just wanted to tell you that I love you and I miss you.

Here is the link to Candace Charee's myspace page. She is a fabulous singer. Personally, I'm addicted lol. Here it is:

http://www.myspace.com/candacewilsonmusic

I am currently writing a story on Rosalie. I will not post it here right now because I want to finish at least three quarter of it before that. I wanted to offer you the summary but I figured out the preface would be better. Here it is. Tell me what you think of it!

My name is Rosalie Hale. I have long, blond, curly hair and light blue eyes. I have a tall, slender figure and everyone says I'm damn gorgeous. I already know that. At first it was cute but now it's purely irritating. I don't believe it anymore anyway. If I was so damn gorgeous, I would get everything I asked for, right? Everyone says nothing is out of my reach: 'if you want you can'. It's not funny anymore to see people looking up at me when I know deep down I'm damn unhappy. To be the only one who knows why the tears fall at night. Edward, who I am in love with, has a girlfriend to who he is totally devoted. Since I found out about my love for him, I've never doubted that we would had a happy ending. It was so obvious. But now, I am doubting everything once more, as I had done only once before in my life, just after the tragedy that had changed the course of my life forever. And who is this Emmett guy, so hot and funny, intelligent and caring? Why does he seem so hell bent on taking care of me? Where is my life going now? I can't understand anything. What am I supposed to do?

An Alice's story I'm currently writing:

How did I end here? One second I was with my family and the next, my dreams and future had been ripped from me. My name is Alice Brandon and I am in an asylum.

Another story I am thinking about writing. It might be a one shot, though:

One afternoon Bella decides that she wants Edward to extend their boundaries. To her surprise he accepts, and decides that they should explore their new and no longer limited actions right now.

HELLO DEARS! 'MOVING ON' IS BEING TRASNLATED IN PORTUGUESE! Here is the link to it:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4888075/1/Seguindo_em_Frente


About my stories, have you ever noticed that all the three start with an 'M'? I just found out today. Weird, huh? Moving On, Mischievous Dare, My locked Mind: I'm beginning to wonder if I didn't do that on purpose. Creepy.

Here's my forum:

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Love_Is_All_Ive_Got/56327/

Please visit!

Kisses to you all!

Special kiss to Jacob-lovers. Love you all!

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

comebacks to crappy pickup lines!-(Hilarious)

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

What a guy means, when he says some stuff-
"You know how bad my memory is!”
"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned…but I forgot your birthday."

“Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal.”
"I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

“Take a breath honey. You work too hard.

"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"It‘s a guy thing"

"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"

"Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to "
"I have no idea how it works."


"I cant find it."

"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Damn right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?

4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”…. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.

8. When people say “life is short”. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

A VERY Random Story:
One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys went out to fight
there they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came running to kill
the two dead boys.
If u dont believe my tale i swear its true ask the blind lady she saw it too!

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When a Volvo drives through town
I promise to obey traffic laws
Of course for Charlie's sake
And whenever a wolf howls, I promise to remember Jake
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

As you might know, the head of a company survived 9/11 because his son started kindergarten.
Another fellow was alive because it was his turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her alarm clock didn't go off in time.
One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike because of an auto accident.
One of them missed his bus.
One spilled food on her clothes and had to take time to change.
One's car wouldn't start.
One went back to answer the telephone .
One had a child that dawdled and didn't get ready as soon as he should have.
One couldn't get a taxi.
The one that struck me was the man who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
but before he got to work, he developed a blister on his foot. He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid. That is why he is alive today.
Now when I am stuck in traffic, miss an elevator, turn back to answer a ringing telephone ...all the little things that annoy me. I think to myself, this is exactly where God wants me to be at this very moment..
Next time your morning seems to be going wrong,
The children are slow getting dressed, you can't seem to find the car keys, you hit every traffic light, don't get mad or frustrated; it may be just that God is at work watching over you.
May God continue to bless you with all those annoying little things and may you remember their possible purpose.

LOVE VS. SEX

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it However, halfway down the alley she noticed
aman standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that
a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact
that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 291,619 - Reviews: 4976 - Favs: 4,810 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Emmett Plays With Feminine Products by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
This is a funny one shot! What happens when Emmett goes through Bella's purse! Read and find out! Takes place after New Moon. The Cullens are vampires, and Bella is human. Review and add to your favorites! I promise you'll be in tears by the end!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Emmett - Complete
I remember you by Quiet Flame reviews
New twist on Twilight when Bella is five years old she takes a picture of Edward while she is on vacation with her mom 12 years later when Bella moves to Forks to live with her dad she realizes the boy at her school is the same guy in her picture!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,407 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fall For You by Live720 reviews
What if Bella never jumped off the cliff? This story picks up from that part in New Moon. It gives Jacob his chance, finally. If Edward decides to come back, whom will Bella choose? Who is Cole and what are his motives? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 140,564 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Did he just say Sex ED? by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
A normal day, normal teachers, almost normal students. What could happen? But then appears in the schedule a new different course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,546 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5545 - Favs: 5,110 - Follows: 4,482 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Waves of EcstaSea by Frankietown reviews
Couldn't help but use the cheesy title...was too tempted XD Ever wonder what happened after SM so rudely cut us off on Edward and Bella's honey-moon? When stephenie gives you LEMONS make LEMONADE....very lemony ; please comment :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3226 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gone Fishing by Suburban Sun reviews
For Ninapolitan's Cocktease contest. Bella's tired of the PG-rated status of her relationship with Edward, but does she have the courage to kick it up a notch on a boring night during a game of Go Fish?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jessica's Phone Call by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
The night Edward saved Bella in Port Angeles, Jessica called Bella's home and was surprised when Bella was home to answer Twilight p194. If Jessica didn't think Bella was home, exactly who WAS Jessica calling? "Mean Girls" Twilight style. Jessica's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Jessica, Bella - Complete
For Bella by OstentatiousNature reviews
Takes place in New Moon-The scene when Edward is saying goodbye to Bella in chapter 3, but FROM EDWARD'S POINT OF VIEW! I thought it would be interesting to see what's going on in his head during the hardest time in his very long life. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,091 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Realization by elizabeth-houdini3618 reviews
Bella and Jacob spend an afternoon working in his garage, and decide to take a walk down to First Beach. I think this is how their first kiss should have happened. Bella POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Notes by musical-gerbil reviews
What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/9/2006
Pay Back by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
After weeks of Emmett teasing Bella, she plans to give Emmett back a little of what he's been dishing out. Various POVs. Sequel to The Hunt.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,402 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3242 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/2/2007
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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Mischievous Dare reviews
Bella Swan is dared to reject every invitation to a date for a week. What happens when Edward Cullen asks her on a date and turns...persistent?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,894 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Underneath It All reviews
Companion story to Moving On. Takes place a few months after Edward finds Bella's song: "Escape The Rain". Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Edward - Complete
Moving On reviews
Jacob appears as Bella prepares to jump. She decides to give him a chance and they get pretty serious. But then after some time, Edward comes back. So, what is Bella going to do? Will she commit to her engagement with Jacob? Run away with Edward? Find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,065 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Where Lies The Truth reviews
How did I end here? One second I was with my family and the next my dreams and future had been ripped from me. My name is Mary Alice Brandon and I am in an asylum.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Alice
My Locked Mind reviews
Who has never wanted to know the real reason Edward refused to change Bella? He didn't want anyone to know, but too bad he didn't keep everything in his locked mind instead of writing it down. Come for a little tour in Edward's mind. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Edward - Complete