No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;

Am an attendant lord, one that will do

To swell a progress, start a scene or two,

Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,

Deferential, glad to be of use,

Politic, cautious, and meticulous;

Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;

At times, indeed, almost ridiculous -

Almost, at times, the Fool.

T.S. Eliot, The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

Important Information: Hello, everyone! I've received many messages over the past weeks asking me when I would update and worrying whether I had abandoned the story. Rest assured that I have not, nor ever will, abandon it unfinished. It's just that bad things are happening in my life at the moment, and I have neither time nor strength for writing. I promise to update as soon as I can and hope for your patience!*