The Tin Dogs Bollocks
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Joined 11-19-08, id: 1746439, Profile Updated: 08-23-09
Author has written 14 stories for Doctor Who, and Bully.


Whoa, that was a loud hi O.o

ANYWHO... hello. Apparently you clicked my username to see my profile. If you clicked it by mistake then you should really practice your clicking abilities, otherwise WELCOME!

Name: Well, I'm The Tin Dogs Bollocks, otherwise known as firebreathingfishies, aka ThatDAMNGoose. I'll answer to anything short of Fanny Features :D

Age: Older than I look and younger than I feel. Or if you want uncryptic; 21

Likes: Milky Bars, Jon Stewart, drawing, playing with clay but not actually doing anything productive, my sunflower, reading, dancing on my own when there's no one around, singing on my own when there's no one around, Aliens, Predator (never together), finding money, the word 'pelvis', Red Dwarf, Tom Baker, Gary Smith, Jeremy Beadle (RIP), throwing water balloons at that loser student who passes my house everyday (it's been nearly two years, you'd think he would walk a different way), Ah-nuld, Dizzy Rascal's new song BONKERS xD

Dislikes: Seagulls, cheese, Blockbuster (it reminds me of bees ), bees, wasps, insects and small insectoid creatures in general (including spiders and butterflies), the Pussycat Dolls, catching my sleeve on a doorhandle, people who just suddenly stop dead in front of you when you're walking, Epic Movie, those girls with the neon orange faces and the unmatching hair extensions, the state of the economy, Harry Potter, RTD, the word 'succulent', people tapping their fingernails on their teeth, religion (any), being caught when I'm dancing on my own when I thought there was no one around, being caught when I'm singing on my own when I thought there was no one around, clowns aaaaaaand finally, toe socks.

Fandoms: My fandoms tend to change quite often, which means I can't really call them my fandoms... For a long time I was a LOST obsessive, but I've kind of 'Lost' that (kittens die from bad pun), then it was Heroes but, well, that sucks now so that didn't work out. Then it was Doctor Who and WOW that was an obsession. It still is really, I'm just taking a break from the Doctor Who stories because they were starting to alter my sense of perception. I realised I had to stop for a while when I called my housemate 'Doctor'. Now I somehow got dragged onto the Bully Bus, which is strange because I'm not one for computer games... but Bully is absolutely teh shit. Gary Smith is just awesome computerised xD And Algernon... I can only stare in awe.


Anya Reine was awesome enough to do this picture of a preggers Elliott for me :D

Check out my deviantArt page! I've just gotten a graphics tablet so I can do better picshurs now :B



i: It's A Long Fall From Cloud Nine

ii: Running For Your Life Down Memory Lane

iii: The Light Shines Through Those Who Have Cracked



The Sandman

Chicken Oriental

A Doll's Life(Unfinished)

Health Issues(Unfinished)


The AU Attack

The Daleks And The Sueification Machine

The Doctor's Inbox


One Shots:

Goodbye Ten, Hello Eleven

My Mummy

Grand Theft TARDIS

My Doctor Who stories have been put on hold for now because I've kind of lost the feel for them. I WILL be going back to them eventually, but not until I'm sure I'll give them my all. I don't just want to do something half-arsed. So apologies to everyone who is waiting for updates.

Yes I am otherwise known as firebreathingfishies, but I wanted to be organised cos I'm weird like that. I have no idea whether or not it's okay to have more than one profile but... meh, sod it lol.

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Bully: Attempt To Rise by Loki and Sasquatch reviews
Currently being revamped and rewritten. Subscribe! Btw, Rockstar just said that Bully 2 might be their next project after Max Payne 3! WOOT!
Bully - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,115 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/31/2009
The Tale Of A Time Lady by crimsonpuddle reviews
Alli Tyler. Half-Gallifreyan, half-human. Meet the daughter of the Doctor and Rose as she chases the curious events of her past. Set post-DW series 2, DW/TW crossover, slight crack!fic, adventure. Ten/Rose, Jack/Ianto, Jack/OC. Spoilers for EVERYTHING.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 89 - Words: 154,352 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 9/22/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Don't Look Back by Gracie O'Malley reviews
Sadie finds a ghost story book in a curio shop on a distant planet. She thinks it'll be a fun read, but then strange things begin to happen back inside the TARDIS. COMPLETE Doctor/OC Sadie
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,510 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Running Up That Hill by brilliantmemories reviews
Craving are hard to break but addictions are nearly impossible. Bif couldn't hold back his feelings for Derby, but now everything's become unravelled and for someone, it's the end of their story." Slash ensures. Has M rated scenes.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,592 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Bif T. - Complete
Three Bored Kids by Like.A.Puppet.Only.Dumber reviews
Gary sighed. ‘The Prefects will be in back in their rooms, crying and groping each other like the sexually repressed wrecks that they are. We’re not going to be caught. Now quit being such a p**** and take off your belt.' Jimmy/Gary/Petey
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Jimmy H., Gary S.
Bully Surfs FF Net by rockshocka4223 reviews
Whenever Petey wonders about everybody's existence, the students make a rather disturbing discovery about themselves. Some Implied Slash Pairings. Written in a completely new way to me. WARNING.....ummm.....this is completely random. Enjoy!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Nothing and Nowhere by LineMeUpInSingleFile reviews
#05 Songfic: Nothing and Nowhere - Emily Haines and the Soft Skeleton. SLASH! JimmyGord. Some years after the end of the game, Jimmy and Gord meet again by chance.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Jimmy H., Gord V. - Complete
Feel the Chaos by reviews
Gary's debating what do to about his love for Jimmy and Petey - but is it an illusion?
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2009
Never Coming Home by rockshocka4223 reviews
Jimmy has committed suicide and now he has to see how time is going to progress without him. But is it possible to regret leaving somebody behind? Jimmy/Petey SLASH *originally on bully bl* *Yes, I'm back to writing muliple chapters! C:*
Bully - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,068 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Sarah Jane Wants to Be a Millionaire by Dead Composer reviews
And she'll need a little help from her friends. One shot.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
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The Light Shines Through Those Who Have Cracked reviews
Kids have to leave home at some point. While Reese is making his own way at Bullworth Academy by dealing with lovesick Preps and psychotic Jocks, Elliott has to adjust to a new boss - but an imminent school reunion is set to shake up both their lives.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,932 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009
Crackpot FM reviews
Elliott Tallulah Bentham isn't the brightest button in the box, but she knows that hearing voices through electrical appliances is weird. Especially when it's a guy telling her he's a time traveller and he needs her help to save the universe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - 10th Doctor
Running For Your Life Down Memory Lane reviews
It's been eight years since Elliott Nixon graduated from Bullworth Academy. Her life isn't what you would call perfect, but she's getting there. At least she was, until an old face turns up to bring everything to a grinding halt.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,413 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Jimmy H., Gary S. - Complete
It's A Long Fall From Cloud Nine reviews
Elliott Nixon knew Bullworth wasn't going to be easy. Her plan was to keep her head down and try her best to be ignored, but that was before she pissed off the head cheerleader and got herself wrapped up in the plans of the school's resident megalomaniac.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 103,585 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Gary S. - Complete
Chicken Oriental reviews
The moment I realised just how much I had wasted my twenty-seven years and six months, I was ankle deep in a mixture of sour milk, rotten mushrooms and something I tried my best not to think about." It's got nothing to do with oriental poultry, I swear.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2009 - 10th Doctor
The Sandman reviews
The Doctor and Donna find themselves unable to tell nightmare from reality after following a cryptic message picked up in the TARDIS; 'Reality is bending. Save our sanity. Save us from the Sandman'. COMPLETE.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,453 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
The AU Attack reviews
Apparently someone is not quite happy with the turnout on Bad Wolf Bay. A mysterious entity has dragged everyone back there with unsettling delusions to how it should have turned out. Featuring cameos from Captain Jack, Martha, Jenny and the Master.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
The Daleks And The Sueification Machine reviews
After the shambles that was Journey's End, four Daleks remained to concoct a new plot against the Doctor. What better way to get to him than through his apparent fondness of female humans? And the name of this plot? The Mary Sue Project.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - 10th Doctor
Health Issues reviews
The metacrisis is supposed to be an exact replica of the Doctor, only missing the heart, but one less heart makes a big difference. As the cracks begin to show Rose takes matters into her own hands and contacts the only other human doctor she knows.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,044 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - 10th Doctor
The Doctor's Inbox reviews
Just a quick glimpse at a couple of the Doctor's most recent text messages. Rating for Capt. Jack's dirty mind.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
The TARDIS Rant reviews
This is what I think the TARDIS would say if it got the chance. Part 5: The Master Player and the Ultimate Headf**k
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Goodbye Ten, Hello Eleven reviews
It's the little things that make a regeneration.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
My Mummy reviews
My mummy is the best storyteller. Quick one-shot, post Journey's End. Reposted on new account
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
Grand Theft TARDIS reviews
Some kids are reckless, just like their parents. Reposted on new account
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete