Soyotome
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Joined 02-22-02, id: 174645
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings.
Well, it's nearing the two year anniversary of my writing time on fanfiction.net. I must say it's been very fun and muchly ego-lifting to have input from all of you who ever reviewed or put me on your favorites or author alert lists. However, I signed on this morning to find that the ff.net admin had deleted six of my fics. They were these: Yet Another Lord of the Rings Alternate Script Yet Another Two Towers Alternate Script Yet Another Harry Potter Alternate Script v2.0 Battle of the Little Magic Dudes Frodo's Excellent Adventure Lord of the Rings, Western Style! The reason for the removals was this: Main reason for removal: "Not allowed: mst, chat, real person based, interactive, etc." Which none of those were. And, wouldn't I have needed to be "reported" in order for those to be removed? The first Lord of the Rings script has been on fanfiction.net for nearly two years. Why was it removed now? A couple hundred of reviews went with the removals, as well as my patience, and my desire to stay on this site. I will continue to write, of course, as it is my passion, but I won't update here any longer. Probably the rest of my stories will be removed under the same "reasons" as the other was. I have a website, http://cnf.colorshirts.com, and also a LJ (http://www.livejournal.com/users/kate_andy) where I will continue to update. If you want to find my writing, it will be there. I've been writing on this website since I was fifteen years old, I'm nearly eighteen now and I'm rather upset that this had to happen now. I don't understand it and I don't pretend to, but I'm not going to put up with my fics, which have broken no rules, being removed. So this is my goodbye. See ya around. -Caitlin (Soyotome)
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Charmed Curses by Lady Geuna reviews
What if James Potter wasn't killed on Halloween, 1981? Voldemort devised the perfect punishment for his insolence. A curse that would cause James more pain than the Cruciatus Curse could ever. Harry. James. Marauders, Snape, etc...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 216,258 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 2/10/2002 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Brothers In Arms: Part Two by The Nightrunners reviews
Welcome to Paris: The White City. Please enjoy your stay, it may not be standing by the time the Fellowship leaves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,110 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 1/3/2003
Oboebyrd's Guide to Writing Formulaic Fanfiction by Oboebyrd reviews
A SATIRICAL look at writing the 'perfect' LOTR fanfictions. I update for the glory of Gil-Galad.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 3/27/2002
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Dreams Fade with the Dawn by eck reviews
**sequel to CORNER OF YOUR EYE** When Legolas returns after his wanderings, he discovers how painful some dreams can be...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,612 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Legolas, Eowyn
Harry Potter & the Excruciatingly Pointless Fanfic by Hedwig and the Angry Snitch reviews
Harry and company are faced with a new terror...and it's gosh darn hilarious! A playful poke at the series and movie, and also has a plot. Think of it as controlled chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,511 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 1/7/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
Corner of Your Eye by eck reviews
Legolas wrestles with his own emotions and feelings. totally original...I haven't read a story that dealt with this issue yet!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,537 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2003 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Legolas, Eowyn
Brothers In Arms by The Nightrunners reviews
(AU Modern-Day) Part 2 has started. Warning: Do *not* perform CPR on the elf unless you want to drastically screw up your life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,289 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 8/28/2002
A Mirkwood Elf in Dumbledore's Court by Sun Queen reviews
Welcome to Hogwarts. Please check your bow, your arrows and your knives at the gate, and try to refrain from drastically screwing up the universe. Enjoy your stay...lookie! New chapter!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,753 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/4/2002 - Published: 3/24/2002
The Matrix: Breadbox Edition by Retrograde reviews
Could the movie actually be *gasp* ...a metaphor!?
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/18/2002
The Return of the Ultimate Mary Sue by Millikov reviews
The timeless epic of lame unoriginality returns to enthrall(disgust) audiences with its story. *Updated...epilogue added* Go me!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2002 - Published: 7/23/2002
Coinemon-Gotta Collect em' All by Gadgetguy reviews
Join Joe Collectum' and Bushachu as they travel across the planet of Piscies Arody in search of Coinemon, a decent bakery, fame, and the true meaning of commerce. A must read for Pokemon fans AND haters. PG-13 for a few curse words. Episode 2 soon. Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2002 - Published: 1/18/2002
Hakuna Matata, Harry... by Grommetik reviews
A (small and irritating) collection of spoofs involving the Harry Potter characters. if you haven't watched the Lion King or the Little Mermaid, you won't get this. R/R...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/12/2002 - Published: 12/31/2001
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Fantabulous Leggosity! reviews
LARGE, HAIRY PARODY! Put humor in with your Legolas to avoid starchy romance fics! Not for those who likewrite Mary-Sues. Legolas Meets Mystic Girl...satire ensues! Updated with Very Important Note for everyone to read.....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,340 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 10/2/2002 - Legolas
Men on a Middle Earthian Mission reviews
(previously The Great Guy Rebellion of Middle-Earth) The guys of regular Earth have had it up to here with the girls disappearing into Middle-Earth, and have decided to do something about it! MEN in Middle-Earth, what a concept. Update! Ch. 8! Glee!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 5/20/2002
The Very Secret Diary Of The One Ring reviews
Perhaps this has been done before..but I did it AGAIN! The RING has to have an opinion about all that's going on, right? Well, you can read that here, in its very secret Diary!! The Ring commands you! Muahaha!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2002 - Published: 4/14/2002
The Very Supreme and Elite Agent Elf Posse reviews
As the Fellowship forges forth to destroy the One Ring, Elrond, Legolas, Haldir and Glorfindel take a stand against the lesser known evils of Off-Center Earth!! Join them as they abolish National Hat Week and take down tacky jewelry!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2002