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Joined 11-19-08, id: 1746485, Profile Updated: 07-16-09
Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, Merlin, and Holes.

Hi.

I'm not really sure what to write, but I'll think of some random rubbish.

Name: Not really of any importance. And it tends to change

Age: not what you think

Description: Female. Very important to get that one right. Tall, blonde (I'm not dumb) Blue/grey eyes, big feet. Clever (and funny on occasion) I'm not really into putting all my details on a site, so I'll stop.

"Look at this, kids, we're having a jab!"-Mia

"Oh yes, our school is so wonderful, now the kitchen. It's so marvelous, and hygenic, ignore the donkey."-Catherine immitating our headteacher

"Come on then, Miss McBonyness."-me being part of a human pyramid in P.E.

"That's an odd reaction to have to a piece of cake."-one of our teachers to Catherine she was immitating a pterodactyl at the time

"How can you enjoy a bin?? That's just stupid!!"-Mia in retalliation to our headteacher going on about this bin Form 5 bought for us

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Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4129 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
The Twelve Days of Christmas by rootlessdream reviews
The Flock celebrates their first real Christmas. Set after MR3. Fang/Max. Iggy/Ella. Fluff Alert.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,922 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/5/2008
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Amazing Cliches by rainbowstrike reviews
This parodies the many over-used fanfiction topics that I've seen around here. Stupid, random, & OOC in a good way :D. Hopefully I can give you a good laugh. Rated T because I dunno what will pop out of my mind at times. Chapter 35; A/N Chapter of doom
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,205 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
Faximum Ride: accidentally in love by Julie AV reviews
post MR4 no MR5.max comes up with a way to destroy itex for good.all goes well, for a time. what will happen when something goes wrong&all lives are at stake? R&R to find out, right here.story has major FAXness.all characters in character at all times.R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,856 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Max, Fang
Things to do when you go to walmart: flock style by silent rebel wings reviews
The flock go to walmart for some clothes shopping. But end up in a whole lot of trouble.You all heard the 50 things to do when you go to walmart, But not with the flock. R&R. i do dont own Maximum ride. James patterson does.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008
Jackie aka Swifty by YumKiwiDelicious reviews
Jackie Rivers gets sent to Camp Green Lake and just expects to be harrassed. But maybe a paranoid blonde will show her there's more to CGL than meets the eye. zigzag luvv! NOW COMPLETE!
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,791 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Zigzag - Complete
The lists by rainbowstrike reviews
Dr. Martinez has had enough. She decides that the kids need to have some ground rules, and so she puts up lists for each child around the house, stating what they are no longer allowed to do. R & R, rated T just in case.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - V. Martinez - Complete
Party time, or is it? by mimistar13-x -x reviews
what will happen when Max, Nudge, Angel and Total go out for the day and Fang, Iggy and Gazzy are in charge and they have a party? does it get out of control? do they get caught? little bif of FAX. R&R PLZ! its my first fanfic so be nice :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Max, Fang
30 Retarded Things About The Twilight Movie by Maaya-Neyha reviews
Title says it all! Just some fun, nothing taken to heart. Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Things you will never hear the Maximum Ride charac by honeyshoshana reviews
Things you will never hear Maximum Ride Characters say. Pretty self explanatory. Fang: And she was like, no way, and then I was all like ohmigod totally and she was like... Max: Ah! I broke a nail! sobsobsob. Now with all new conversations!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Maximum Ride Story Jokes! by The Lightning Knight reviews
A collection o MR-Themed Jokes that YOU can add to! More detail inside. WARNING : Extremely Random. Need more jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008
The Maximum IM Experience by RavenSparx reviews
Uh oh... the Flock has new computers, and it's time for some serious IMing! Full of FAX, humor, random mind-reading, embarassing questions, and even a little Eggy. Get ready for the maximum IM experience! Rated T for safety, really should be K .
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,502 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008
N Is For Naughty, but M Is For Manly! by Mayniac reviews
FAX! Max and Fang have a project to do in LA. What do all the kids in your household's names mean? Now A Two Shot! Yes, they are kind of OOC in my point of view. I WILL update The Making Of...! Has some badwords. FAX! Maybe Eggy or Niggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Things the Flock Always Wanted to Say by Lekta reviews
Things the Flock Always Wanted to Say But Never Had the Chance To R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Next Contestant by Sunchaser55 reviews
Based on when the flock was attending normal school. Fang is extremely jealous of Sam's relationship with Max. What plans will Fang come up with to harm Sam, while also making himself seem innocent in Max's eyes?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
35 ways to annoy random Mr characters! by not magical me reviews
Title explains all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Attacking Branches by EvilSarcasm217 reviews
Max and the flock land in a clearing..or atleast they try to. A branch attacks Maxs leaving her shirt in threads. Who's shirt will she end up wearing and what chaos will ensue? FAX! T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Iggy and Gazzy Find a Rocket Launcher! by Dragonflychaser reviews
The title says it all. Crazy randomness ensues when they find said rocket launcher. FEAR THE WEIRDNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Cuz Fang's Fergalicious by I'll have some stupid cliche reviews
Max is looking for the iPod and finds something much better. Fax fluff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,232 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Jack by Amarielah reviews
A brief exploration into the character of Jack Spicer.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Jack - Complete
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What could've happened reviews
An alternative ending thought of by my me and our English class, on what could've happened after reading holes in class.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
maxIMum reviews
The usual story; Max and co. on computers in the same house, but this time, add your friends in too!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008
What did you do? reviews
What happens when Nudge and Angel force the flock to go and see Zac Efron? Bruises, shopping and a bomb.Read to find out the rest. First Fanfic, so probably got the rating wrong. Better than it sounds! hopefully.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,342 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
Merlin the clumsy reviews
Just a random oneshot of a few random scenes I thought of when I was bored, mostly centered on Merlin running into people, or falling over. I'M AGAINST MERLINXARTHUR!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete