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Welcome to my page! I haven't written anything yet. But I might write something. (If I get an idea) There's not much to look at so I gues have fun!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (opposite really.)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Im far from fat)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. ( hopefully not true!)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 ( ha I hate hate HATE homework if I was in charge nobody would have homework)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (bullshit.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Duhh lol)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (wtf is up wit this one?)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (yep)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (got the loud mouthed part right .)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (kay...idk what they are so...)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Duhh)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (and i am.)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast ( atleast outloud)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (What?)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (nope, just a girl with hormones)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (I dont think perfectionist is the right word)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems ( I love talking about MY life!)
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (oooo fire!)

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The Flaw in the Best Laid Plan by Ludo13 reviews
"Let's see if I've got everything right? I was born in 1901, died in 1918, and got myself married to a complete stranger—who was incidentally born in 1979—in 1926. Did I miss anything?" Edward queried as he looked at Alice. "Well, when you put it like that, it really doesn't make any sense!" Alice agreed. Edward snorted in response. "That's the understatement of the century!"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 5/23/2023 - Published: 1/7/2013 - [Hermione G., Edward] Tom R. Jr.
Howling Out In Love by wannabewyler reviews
A wolf with anger problems and a witch with a temper - when the two meet because of their families, an inferno builds and a love from fairy tales is made. But nothing ever happens that quick. Reality for them is brought with the impending promise of death and creatures that literally suck you dry- how do they cope? Part 1 complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 113,221 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 7/19/2021 - Published: 4/18/2015 - [Hermione G., Paul] Bella, Jacob
Like Brothers by Colubrina reviews
Minerva McGonagall steps in on the awful night the Potters are murdered and arranges to have Harry Potter raised by Sirius Black and his somewhat cousins, the Malfoys. Draco and Harry grow up as almost brothers and everything - well, almost everything - is different. Gryffindor!Draco. Dramione. AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 167,571 - Reviews: 13362 - Favs: 8,289 - Follows: 8,642 - Updated: 6/8/2021 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Where I Belong by Finn35 reviews
Before Hermione was sent to Hogwarts on a mission for Odin, she had another teacher. As well as a friend, and a man she found herself falling in love with. She had Loki. And no matter what he has done, or he may do, he would always have her. M for later. Not sure how much later tho. Just saying.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,042 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 6/12/2020 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [Loki, Hermione G.]
Kismet by Paramour Party reviews
Paul Lahote never got his hopes up on the whole imprinting phenomenon. Forever the lone wolf on the prowl with no need of a leash. At least it was supposed to be that way. She'd only glanced at him for a second but that second was enough to make his vision tunnel and focus only on her.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,662 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 4/22/2020 - Published: 12/22/2015 - [Hermione G., Paul] - Complete
Please, Save Me by Winterblume reviews
AU Tomione. No time travel no time turners. - 'Are you not scared of him? Tom Riddle has got a rather peculiar reputation. But I'm sure it's all stupid talk. He's Head Boy after all.' - 'What kind of a reputation' - 'Er… he's… well, he seems kinda dark.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 325,062 - Reviews: 3851 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 3,010 - Updated: 8/8/2018 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Reborn by Nyelow reviews
FanFiction of a completely different adaptation - with a few similarities - based on the Suicide Squad characters, looks, and styles - on how Harleen became Harley Quinn, and how she met the Joker. This is a romanticized version of their relationship. The King and Queen of Gotham.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,922 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 8/8/2018 - Published: 8/15/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce Wayne/Batman
Royalty by Don't-Insult-My-OTP reviews
what is the punishment for disrespecting the Joker's Queen? what happens when Harley gets hurt? what if the Joker went back for Harley on date night? how did they meet? what about that helicopter crash? a series of one shots and prompts- please request! X
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,516 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
The Jokes on Them by MaidenStrife reviews
"Live for me and I'll build you an empire." A collection of one shots centering on ayerverse Joker & Harley. Rating will change depending on the muse. To me the sexiest part of Gothams power couple is their simple interactions and inexplicable pull towards each other. Please enjoy and review!
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
A Mark of Insanity by thequeenofpeace14 reviews
Doctor Harleen Quinzel never expected her soulmate to end up being her first ever patient at Arkham Asylum, The Joker. But the soulmate identifying tattoos never lie. A Joker/Harley fic with a Soulmate twist. AU. Sexual themes, violence. M rate soon.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,416 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 9/11/2017 - Published: 8/27/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker]
A King Will Do Anything for His Queen by wannabe-an-author1864 reviews
When Amanda Waller had first started gathering up bad guys to become a part of her plan. Harley Quinn had never been a part of that plan. Waller was always after one person. One person, she knew she could never control. One person, she knew who on a whim would sabotage her entire operation and one person she knew she had to have on her team. The king of Gotham himself, the Joker.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 50,795 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 9/5/2017 - Published: 8/9/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker]
Their Little Monster by rocket-queen98 reviews
Set before, during and after Suicide Squad―"Oh, look at our little baby, Puddin', off to blow up the entire world." Her father was a formidable force, and her mother was a little less crazier than her father. Her home life wasn't the most stable but her parents would burn down the entire city to the ground for their little girl. Smart and deadly, she proudly took after her parents.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,012 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 8/25/2017 - Published: 8/9/2016 - [The Joker, Harley Quinn] OC
It Goes Like This by Bunnyhops reviews
The four wizards sat watching the young woman from their table at the café. It had been unseasonably warm, resulting in the afternoons being perfect for witch-watching. Opting to play a bit of hard-to-get, she squared her shoulders and walked through the door of the shoe shop, wearing a slight smile in plain view.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,655 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 8/10/2017 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Hermione G., Marcus F.
My Nobody by PizzaAngel99 reviews
"They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But every time she laughs, I'm the one who falls in love." My take on Joker and Harley's first meeting, and everything beyond. (Suicide Squad) "Anything you say can and will be held agaisnt you. So only say my name."
Suicide Squad - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,594 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Finally Home by GeminiWolf89 reviews
Picks up after The Joker busts Harley Quinn out of Belle Reeve at the end of the movie! Fluff and sexual content inside! Please be gentle, as I've never written these two before!
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 89,043 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 11/8/2016 - Published: 8/10/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
As Long As I Have You by Lostinthemindscape reviews
A re-imagining of Harley Quinn's and the Joker's backstories, mainly based on Harley's fantasy at the end of the movie.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 8/8/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker]
Arkham's Razor by V.T. Reaver reviews
"Desire becomes surrender, surrender becomes power. Do you want this?" Origin Story of Harley Quinn in her POV. Followed by the Movie Events in Joker's POV.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,782 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
King and Queen of Gotham by QuinnOfConeyIsland reviews
This is a series of one-shots taking place during the events of Suicide Squad. Follow Joker and Harley in moments unseen. Expect a lot of fun and a lot of crazy! (With occasional fluff and feels.)
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 8/4/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Gotham's Royalty by diamondgirl786 reviews
This is a Harley Quinn and Joker love story from the beginning. Harley never was captured by Batman and never joined the Suicide Squad. Smut involved
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 150 - Published: 8/14/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker]
Suspension by Mabel Madness reviews
(2nd in the Impulse series.) Harley is still new to the criminal game, but just when she starts to get comfortable with the title of villainess The Joker suspends her. Harley has to prove herself but how? Rated- M for violence/language/sexual content. You have been warned.
Crossover - Suicide Squad & Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,901 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 5/30/2016 - Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce Wayne/Batman
My Queen by rainieblack reviews
A bunch of one-shots featuring the one, the only, Harley Quinn and the Joker. Please R&R. Prompts are welcomed.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/10/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker]
The Crown Prince of Gotham Goes on Holiday by Hermione Fae reviews
After Harley starts showing signs of fatigue, the Joker decides it's time for them to take a little brake. Ayerverse. Leto Joker/Robbie Harley.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Linen Rope by Brightki reviews
Hermione is an upper sixth student at the highly elite Hogwarts School, and she needs extra hours working in the school's science labs for her pre-admission to Oxford the next year. However, she has to get the approval from the chemistry teacher, Dr. Snape, as well as the support of the man in charge of the science department - Dr. Tom Riddle. (Non-Magical/Modern AU) *COMPLETED*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,768 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The one who knew the truth by Tarsina18 reviews
What if Shang knew all along who Ping really was? How would the story differ?
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 2/16/2015 - [Mulan, Shang]
Done All Wrong by jlkeats reviews
A cruel, or fortunate, trick of fate finds Draco in the last place he ever expected: his past. He has a chance to fix everything, but at what cost? Hermione/Draco. Post HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,905 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Family Series: Brothers by Banana Flavored Eskimo reviews
A unique hunt has Hermione going into the field rather than staying behind and doing research. What will happen when a demon sets his sights upon the witch? (Triad)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,428 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Hermione G., Dean W., Sam W.
Gods & Monsters by wannabewonderbender reviews
He will burn her but not before she drowns him. Katara is the Fire Nation's only hope at getting to the Avatar and Zuko is desperate to restore his honor. He doesn't know that she can manipulate more than just water. She knows nothing about him except his fire. What both of them don't know is that their destinies will make them Gods and Monsters. [AU]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 172,885 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [Katara, Zuko] - Complete
The Case of the Divine Circus by frostykitten reviews
Hiatus. Sequel to CCK. Hermione and Draco had thought themselves done with divine nonsense, but now there are goddesses speaking to them through Ministry fireplaces and creatures dying all over the world from a mysterious illness. At least this time "Earl" is too busy to try and help them... or is he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,389 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Mischievous and Magical by karategirl666 reviews
After Hermione finds a mysterious coin in the Library she is transported to Asgard where she learns an interesting new fact about herself. Post seventh book, pre Thor. Loki/Hermione Hurt Comfort Adventure Love
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 315,644 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Hermione G., Loki
Things Unsaid by OurBeatingHeartsBleed reviews
A (hopefully) new twist to an old storyline: Katara is captured by Prince Zuko and the bounty hunter Jun as bait for the Avatar. Story request for Kat-Tastrophe :) M in later chapters.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,268 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 8/22/2014 - [Katara, Zuko] - Complete
Resting in a Raze by Like A Dove reviews
Zuko and Sokka go searching for a waterbender who has been long lost. Slowly but surely their world begins to erupt around them. Sequel to 'I Was Not Magnificent'.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,931 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Zuko, Katara
Without Fault by The Red Strings reviews
Hermione was to serve him and only him, Klaus, the Original Hybrid, for she had sacrificed everything for Harry, even her own life. Klaus expected great things from her in six years' time. So when he is ready to come to collect her, it seemed he had bargained more than what he had initially asked for. What a snarky witch she was. -Hints of one-sided Klaroline-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,560 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Hermione G., Klaus - Complete
Curiosity by Slywolf9 reviews
Hermione has her work cut out for her working in the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, but when her boss assigns her a new case featuring a bloodthirsty vampire, despite her primal fear, Hermione can't stay away. HermionexJasper Told in 1000 word snippets.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Hermione G., Jasper
Extreme Behavior by Fanficxoverlady reviews
It had been around two hundred years, since she last saw him. Back then he had blood which rushed into his cheeks at the sound of her voice, his own stuttering with just a flash of her eyes, his eyes no longer the shade of green she found she now missed. Carlisle Cullen had greatly changed since he was human, though Hermione found that she was grateful he was still alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - [Hermione G., Carlisle]
A Bet's A Bet by jsarahs reviews
"Zabini, I swear to Merlin, if you say it, I will literally rip—" "-Hermione. Jean. Granger." Blaise enunciated, punctuating every word with a poke to Draco's chest. "That's right, Draco Malfoy. I bet you won't be able to get Goody-two-shoes Granger to fall in love with you by the end of this school year. Take that in your pumpkin juice and suck on it."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,534 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Inservio by lovelydangerousdear reviews
He was hers from the beginning. She belonged to the world, but he could imagine, if just for a moment, that she was his and she would let him because she wanted to pretend too. Korroh and probably some Tanhorroh Tahno/Korra/Iroh . Various ratings, Drabbles, and one-shots galore. Don't own a thing.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,064 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Korra, General Iroh
A Means to an End by Fanficxoverlady reviews
It was just a means to an end. If he took Granger, it would be sabotaging both Potter and Krum. She was Potter's best friend after all and there was no hiding the obvious affection Krum always bestowed upon the girl. He could have never guessed though that the little spitfire who he rescued from the lake would become so attached to him nor he to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Cedric D., Hermione G.]
Viva La Resistance by heb1991 reviews
As the Avatar and her team try to maintain control of the city it is a familiar face the leads the Equalist Armies and wages war on benders everywhere. Will the wars be won or is Republic City lost forever? xxTahorraxx
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,283 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Korra, Tahno
A Monster's Heart by trancy765 reviews
Takes Place in the early twentieth century. Edward escapes his parent's home and marries the love of his life. However, news of an unplanned pregnancy, an influenza epidemic, and a war threatens to shake the comfortable life he now leads. Edward/Hermione
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Hermione G., Edward
Secrets out by Pirate Elf Kastel reviews
Zutara, Lemon. Katara gets confronted about some dreams she's been having, by the very star of her rather explicit dreams
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete